Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[SaucyJack 3488]

On 9/17/2024 at 1:15 PM, Deej said:

Of course it's thin. Look how stretched out it is; 

[Armybrat 40847]

They’ve been begging for 12 years to have Georgia at Kyle? 
lmao

I call bullshit….…first I’ve heard of it.

 

[derpyhorndog 2557]

21 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

They’ve been begging for 12 years to have Georgia at Kyle? 
lmao

I call bullshit….…first I’ve heard of it.

 

How I imagine this photo was taken:

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

1 hour ago, campcrunk said:

Gunny456 seems like a stable, well-adjusted individual who is lots of fun to be around

There is some crazy in that thread, and yet he still managed to stick out as more than slightly unhinged. 

Live look at Gunny456:

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

My favorite thing about the "sips got the easy part of the sec" outrage is how careful they all are to mention aggy as one of our only difficult sec games.

[Armybrat 40847]

10 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

How I imagine this photo was taken:

Pretty close.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Please remember you're dealing with an admitted and acknowledged full regarder. I thought we'd cleared that reality up already but perhaps I was mistaken. I apologize if so.

And vice versa. Sounds like, as all sane people would, we agree on A&M.

[Stinkpalm 687]

38 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

They’ve been begging for 12 years to have Georgia at Kyle? 
lmao

I call bullshit….…first I’ve heard of it.

 

Jitterbugs have a camera now? 

[linux 1660]

Jerome Myles tears please.

[Jebus 1308]

9 minutes ago, linux said:

Jerome Myles tears please.

I'm sure there will be some, but when they lose recruits to places other than Texas, I believe the saying goes "it just means less". 

[texifornia 56962]

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

[Katfid54 8635]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

Not to mention the fact that it's barely even a real law school.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Not to mention the fact that it's barely even a real law school.

And the bitches started infesting my favorite dive bar. It’s outrageous, quite frankly. 

[Foosters 17856]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

[tejas60 3533]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

I miss the old Fort Worth. 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

"Cringe" doesn't do it justice. Pun intended.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

8 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I could have
Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I should have
If I made you feel, oh, second best (you did, you did)
Girl, I'm sorry I was blind

Texas is always on your mind
Texas is always on your mind

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Can you imagine watching your shit football team struggle worse than a blind dog fucking bar stool and say. “ we are gonna beat them and make the playoffs “

[Gut Wagon 8071]

They of course have a long, embarrassing history of cringeworthy videos. 

 

[TexasRenegade 2435]

7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I didn’t.

No clue at all.

really you don't recall Michelle Herman trying to open an emergency exit at 30,000 ft story?

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

quick someone pull a copy and start posting to vimeo

how the fuck did that even make it as a concept before it was storyboarded?

national media is going to get ahold of that and roast aggie alive

they will start trying to erase it in 24 hours

[Ricky's one-hitter 9115]

37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

Holy shit. They really cannot help themselves. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

ooh, I love to dance a little sidestep

Now they see me, now they don't,

I've come and gone and

ooh, I love to sweep around the wide step 

Cut a little swathe and lead the people on

 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18549]

48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

[Bevo14 8311]

30 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Can you imagine watching your shit football team struggle worse than a blind dog fucking bar stool and say. “ we are gonna beat them and make the playoffs “

I don't want to imagine being aggy.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12205]

9 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

[Cairn Horn88 8264]

38 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Can you imagine watching your shit football team struggle worse than a blind dog fucking bar stool and say. “ we are gonna beat them and make the playoffs “

No.

[Dewey 3286]

One of the things I like about our leadership, Sark and CDC, they keep receipts. Back in the day, Mack and DeLoss, there was always a little "take it easy on them" type of attitude. The way gomer has mouthed off about us joining their beloved conference,  whatever crap they might pull on the recruiting trail or behind the scenes with regards to the SEC, it's been noted. 

Those idiots keep saying we're going to lose to UGA (real) and them.... if they can get it rolling or if they can get their shit together. 

They better have a lucky horseshoe, a lucky rabbit's foot and pray that God really does like them, because I promise you Sark has been told to drop the hammer on them. 

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

Their choreography is getting worse.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

If you wanted to make a parody of Aggies, what would you do differently? Maybe nothing. Geebus.

[Deej 76793]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Not to mention the fact that it's barely even a real law school.

aggy has its own laws.

[Deej 76793]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

"When you absolutely, positively can't get into any other law school."

[WinningIsHard 4031]

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

They of course have a long, embarrassing history of cringeworthy videos. 

 

[WBT 20572]

10 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Parody response to aggy welcoming themselves to the secsecsec

https://streamable.com/zdou1v

 

[nnm 36405]

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

[Bevo14 8311]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

aggy has its own laws.

Well, they have their own logic too, so it kinda comes with the territory.

[GreenspointTexas 9602]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

Oh

my

god

[BERT 4358]

3 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

And the bitches started infesting my favorite dive bar. It’s outrageous, quite frankly. 

Dixie Chicken?? 

[Deej 76793]

6 minutes ago, BERT said:

Dixie Chicken?? 

Oil Can Harry's 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

12 minutes ago, BERT said:

Dixie Chicken?? 

Their law school is in Fort Worth. 

[msucolt45 4060]

Hook’em!!!

[BERT 4358]

28 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Their law school is in Fort Worth. 

It was a joke, dude, it was a joke

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

It was a joke, dude, it was a joke

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5721]

[UncleSonny 6572]

wait, what?

[msucolt45 4060]

agroids are easy to miss that we went into the reigning National Champions house, broke their home winning streak, and all on a National stage! If Sark didn’t pull back on the reigns during the 3rd, we’d have really embarrassed them and put a 50+ victory on them!

We came away injury free and didn’t embarrass a foe on the road! Remember that aggy, as you might not get the same sympathy, ala Tech and OSU last year.

Hook’em!!!

[TotallyLegit 3053]

10 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

agroids are easy to miss that we went into the reigning National Champions house, broke their home winning streak, and all on a National stage! If Sark didn’t pull back on the reigns during the 3rd, we’d have really embarrassed them and put a 50+ victory on them!

We came away injury free and didn’t embarrass a foe on the road! Remember that aggy, as you might not get the same sympathy, ala Tech and OSU last year.

Hook’em!!!

Boy, do I wish this were true.

[WinningIsHard 4031]

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Oh

my

god

Ball game? 

[WinningIsHard 4031]

1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

wait, what?

 

they should have kept jimbo, the fightin texum ags are turbofucked. Lulz 
 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Their trap game is a team that just had its doors blown off by Toledo?  Way to see that bar within reach.