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26 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

It's so easy. Elko just needs to:

1) Quit focusing so much on coaching (?!) and more on fundraising

2) Get $30M in donations by putting people's names on a plague (sic)

3) Assemble the best roster evah

4) Profit!

Daddy is a genius, isn’t he? He’s cracked the code. Get all the best players. Man, why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?

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19 hours ago, Armybrat said:

They’ve been begging for 12 years to have Georgia at Kyle? 
lmao

I call bullshit….…first I’ve heard of it.

 

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I mean, maybe when Mark Richt was there. 

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

Jesus. They flirted with it a little but in the middle there, but I'm actually surprised they didn't put "consitutional originalist" in there somewhere. 

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Did we ever get daddy[emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]]]]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]]]][emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6][emoji6]][emoji[emoji[emoji6]][emoji[emoji6]]]]]]]’s name?

I think we could do something special to honor him for his work. He needs to be recognized.

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2 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

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name?

I think we could do something special to honor him for his work. He needs to be recognized.

Reminds me of Lost, Season 1 

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1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Reminds me of Lost, Season 1 

Never watched it but heard all the buzz and whines while it was going on. Binged it a few years ago and I thought it was excellent. The last seasons are much better without all of the delays and such, I think. Would recommend. 

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name?

I think we could do something special to honor him for his work. He needs to be recognized.

lol my friends

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46 minutes ago, kevwun said:

And has a plan for the aggies to steal both Wingo and Cook in the portal.  Why not just take Arch also?  Dream big, Daddy. 

That was the best part.  From reading the boards here, Wingo was a real battle with Missouri just to get him to sign here.  Now that we see his talent translate immediately as a freshman, we're going to let anyone try to steal him away?  No fucking way.

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the pyle 'rebuild' was finished 9 years ago

per daddy, they need to redirect "0 roi" facilities spend to nil

the fascination with 'facilities' continues

what exactly are they continuing to spend money on in the way of facilities and how much are they saying they are spending on facilities?

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The narrative shift from "our friends in College Station" over the last 12 months has been glorious.

It has gone from Sark is a drunken bastard/TU cannot develop players to ... we need to spend every last AggyBuck on getting players like Texas has done. It has gone from Texas is overrated trash playing in a dumpster fire of a conference to ... ok Texas is pretty good but now that they're in the SEC their schedule is really weak. It has gone from We Run This State to ... Our Coach Is Fat. 

Don't mind me, I'm just over here enjoying the ride.

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4 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

The narrative shift from "our friends in College Station" over the last 12 months has been glorious.

It has gone from Sark is a drunken bastard/TU cannot develop players to ... we need to spend every last AggyBuck on getting players like Texas has done. It has gone from Texas is overrated trash playing in a dumpster fire of a conference to ... ok Texas is pretty good but now that they're in the SEC their schedule is really weak. It has gone from We Run This State to ... Our Coach Is Fat. 

Don't mind me, I'm just over here enjoying the ride.

How could you forget how Weigman was the best QB in the conference to start Reed.   

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4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

How could you forget how Weigman was the best QB in the conference to start Reed.   

Alas, that is a tale as old as time. Aggy always anoints a savior, bins him after the first bad game, and clamors for the next shiny thing on the bench. If history plays true to form, Weigman will transfer to some place like Oklahoma State next year and the Cowboys will beat Aggy in a future Alamo Bowl.

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3 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

It's so easy. Elko just needs to:

1) Quit focusing so much on coaching (?!) and more on fundraising

2) Get $30M in donations by putting people's names on a plague (sic)

3) Assemble the best roster evah

4) Profit!

Holy shit I am rolling. 
 

His 4 point plan is triple super duper loyalty points

Having a pandemic named after them

A trip to the field at halftime and dinner with the coach for $1 Million

Highest idiot wins their name etched into the memorial of mediocrity known as kyle field. 

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In the last 2 years A&M donors stupidly opened their wallets for the "best class ever" which fell apart immediately, followed by footing a record $75M buyout for Jimbo Fisher. 

And now this guy wants them to pay up for a stupid plaque and a chance to watch Elko shovel shitty banquet food down his mouth?

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3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Holy shit I am rolling. 
 

His 4 point plan is triple super duper loyalty points

Having a pandemic named after them

A trip to the field at halftime and dinner with the coach for $1 Million

Highest idiot wins their name etched into the memorial of mediocrity known as kyle field. 

This would 100% work for a large portion of their base, but they could kill 2 birds with one stone here. Put a monument in their empty trophy room & they can immortalize donors & actually have something in their trophy room. Seems like a no brainer to me, which is right up their ally.

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36 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

The narrative shift from "our friends in College Station" over the last 12 months has been glorious.

It has gone from Sark is a drunken bastard/TU cannot develop players to ... we need to spend every last AggyBuck on getting players like Texas has done. It has gone from Texas is overrated trash playing in a dumpster fire of a conference to ... ok Texas is pretty good but now that they're in the SEC their schedule is really weak. It has gone from We Run This State to ... Our Coach Is Fat. 

Don't mind me, I'm just over here enjoying the ride.

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5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Stop this bullshit. Take it to another board, fuckhead.

Get over yourself.  Do you think the signature in his post is referencing a children's book?

2024

The Orangeman Returns with Thunder. 

 

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