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6 hours ago, 6th Street said:

In the last 2 years A&M donors stupidly opened their wallets for the "best class ever" which fell apart immediately, followed by footing a record $75M buyout for Jimbo Fisher. 

And now this guy wants them to pay up for a stupid plaque and a chance to watch Elko shovel shitty banquet food down his mouth?

To be honest I’d donate $50 to see how much food he can eat and how quickly he can shove it down his gullet out of pure curiosity. 

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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Irrespective of aggy's dumbassery, the idea that there are four QBs in CFB right now that are better pro prospects than Quinn is fucking comical. Cam Ward? Raiola? Sure thing, guys who ranked Ryan Leaf, Trey Lance, Tim Couch, JaMarcus Russell, Zach Wilson, and Bryce Young at or near the top of their draft classes

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Irrespective of aggy's dumbassery, the idea that there are four QBs in CFB right now that are better pro prospects than Quinn is fucking comical. Cam Ward? Raiola? Sure thing, guys who ranked Ryan Leaf, Trey Lance, Tim Couch, JaMarcus Russell, Zach Wilson, and Bryce Young at or near the top of their draft classes

Yeah why isn’t aggy QB getting love? This is like Reggie Real Deal McNeal all over again.
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It's going to be a shitload of fun watching people who came to sentience after aggy left, discover aggy is way weirder than they thought. 

Horse laugh is referring to the sound of a horse farting. aggy doesn't boo, because they are "classy", so they hiss and mimic a horse fart instead. 

  I forget whatever bullshit they say about Sit Down Bus Driver, but it's something equally stupid. 

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lol lol lol ... I am most intrigued by

- "Horse laugh" and 

- Sit down bus driver

😂  😂  😂 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, campcrunk said:

Irrespective of aggy's dumbassery, the idea that there are four QBs in CFB right now that are better pro prospects than Quinn is fucking comical. Cam Ward? Raiola? Sure thing, guys who ranked Ryan Leaf, Trey Lance, Tim Couch, JaMarcus Russell, Zach Wilson, and Bryce Young at or near the top of their draft classes

Leaf could have been great, but he was an amazing mix of cunt and asshole.  Basically, he was a giant taint. 

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6 hours ago, linux said:

How dare you not know what "military" is, back to fishcamp for you

Whoop! Pay no attention to the creepy pacing behind them there is a perfectly good reason! as they explain on day 25

Any other group of people would have ditched that shit about the time it became possible to record moving images. 

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11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They seem to have a decent idea of how bad utsa is. Why can’t they have the same level of understanding for how bad Florida is?  Or that 3 tds is fewer than 5 tds?  

They know, but they would never admit it.

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How dare you not know what "military" is, back to fishcamp for you

Whoop! Pay no attention to the creepy pacing behind them there is a perfectly good reason! as they explain on day 25

Jfc!

Hal Roach & Mel Brooks combined couldn’t make a comedy dumber than that clip.

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12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They seem to have a decent idea of how bad utsa is. Why can’t they have the same level of understanding for how bad Florida is?  Or that 3 tds is fewer than 5 tds?  

Listen, man. Nobody walks into The Swamp in daylight and comes out with a win. I mean, unless they're playing Florida. 

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14 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Irrespective of aggy's dumbassery, the idea that there are four QBs in CFB right now that are better pro prospects than Quinn is fucking comical. Cam Ward? Raiola? Sure thing, guys who ranked Ryan Leaf, Trey Lance, Tim Couch, JaMarcus Russell, Zach Wilson, and Bryce Young at or near the top of their draft classes

Yeah, that list is actually dumb.  It looks more like a ranking by Google trends.

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1 hour ago, JBJ said:

Yeah, that list is actually dumb.  It looks more like a ranking by Google trends.

Niko, Raiola, and Arch especially. All of those guys hold the ball too long as new starters. They will all get better quickly, but I would take Quinn over all of them at this point.  

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4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... this is so good 😂  😂  😂.

 

 

Don't miss the second guy on the right ... :-))

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How does that incel not go back to his sheep pen and self-reflectt at how comically stupid he looked seeing the guy in front of him just stand there with obvious embarrassment while simultaneously wondering how regards like that actually exist outside of the Branch Davidians?

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7 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Niko, Raiola, and Arch especially. All of those guys hold the ball too long as new starters. They will all get better quickly, but I would take Quinn over all of them at this point.  

Given the way QBs develop (and frequently don't develop), I would consider laying pretty decent money on the eventually likelihood that at least three of the four guys they listed (Nico, Raiola, Ward, and yes, even Arch) will never be as good as Quinn, let alone better. If I was a gambler, that is

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Some of these guys, and the “bonfarr” poster in particular, with the “players don’t notice cheerleaders” notion and then talking about his experience in high school. Tell us more, Elton. 

Half of the fucking reason I played football was due to the cheerleaders and drill team. I’m quite certain I am not the only one. 

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Some of these guys, and the “bonfarr” poster in particular, with the “players don’t notice cheerleaders” notion and then talking about his experience in high school. Tell us more, Elton. 

Half of the fucking reason I played football was due to the cheerleaders and drill team. I’m quite certain I am not the only one. 

yes, "might as well take away their milkman outfits and put them in those ghey sweaters"

so close to getting it

 

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If: (football player sees pretty girls) leads to: (increased dopamine release) leads to: (enhanced football performance)

Then: they could just pull up pornhub on those tablets they use on the sidelines. This way they preserve cherished traditions and will be drowning in dopamine. Everybody wins.

 

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Prissy milkmen leading swaying masses of skinheads through indecipherable chants while disinterested maroon mercenaries sleepwalk through another loss is just such a perfect aggy tradition. I hope they never change. 

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1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

If: (football player sees pretty girls) leads to: (increased dopamine release) leads to: (enhanced football performance)

Then: they could just pull up pornhub on those tablets they use on the sidelines. This way they preserve cherished traditions and will be drowning in dopamine. Everybody wins.

 

I'd need a few hours sleep after that. 

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1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Prissy milkmen leading swaying masses of skinheads through indecipherable chants while disinterested maroon mercenaries sleepwalk through another loss is just such a perfect aggy tradition. I hope they never change. 

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4 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Prissy milkmen leading swaying masses of skinheads through indecipherable chants while disinterested maroon mercenaries sleepwalk through another loss is just such a perfect aggy tradition. I hope they never change. 

Perfect post. 

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