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Elmer_Fudd
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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

D3zii
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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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7 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Ozamataz needs some geography lessons. Bowling Green is in Kentucky 

The juggernaut, Bowling Green, that Aggie played is located in Ohio, south of Toledo.

According to Aggie, they are really good.  They had 2 weeks to prepare for the vaunted Aggies. They also said that the geometry of Ohio has nothing to do with Kentucky.  

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On 9/19/2024 at 5:22 PM, Getafix said:

 

Lol lol lol ... I am most intrigued by

- "Horse laugh" and 

- Sit down bus driver

😂  😂  😂 

 

 

For those of you too young to remember when we played them every year, this is the Horse Laugh, which they do as more genteel alternative to booing. 

Riffety, riffety, riff-raff!
Chiffity, chiffity, chiff-chaff!
Riff-raff! Chiff-chaff!
Let’s give ‘em a horse laugh:
Sssssss!
 

Not kidding. 

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I did you all a favor and read through the aggy wishcasting rants. You won’t believe this, but, in sum, Michigan is a horrible football team that lucked into beating USC and Bowling Green is an experienced and talented football team that should not be overlooked.

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3 minutes ago, Basil said:

I did you all a favor and read through the aggy wishcasting rants. You won’t believe this, but, in sum, Michigan is a horrible football team that lucked into beating USC and Bowling Green is an experienced and talented football team that should not be overlooked.

Well, drinking that Brazos stool water downstream from Rapelor for decades can have consequences.

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lol now they have to talk down usc as well as Michigan to satisfy themselves that we aren’t that good. And talk up Florida and bgsu, along with nd to think they are progressing.

 

and I wish that someone over there would post something about all of the  bama games that milroe played in last year (and this year too) to dispel this idea that they were down when we played them.  But USF! isn’t very convincing because of the qb that game. 

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15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

lol now they have to talk down usc as well as Michigan to satisfy themselves that we aren’t that good. And talk up Florida and bgsu, along with nd to think they are progressing.

 

and I wish that someone over there would post something about all of the  bama games that milroe played in last year (and this year too) to dispel this idea that they were down when we played them.  But USF! isn’t very convincing because of the qb that game. 

And LSU, who couldn’t even beat USC. But that’s an SEC team on their schedule. The cognitive dissonance will be strong, but clearly this LSU team is much better now.

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I did you all a favor and read through the aggy wishcasting rants. You won’t believe this, but, in sum, Michigan is a horrible football team that lucked into beating USC and Bowling Green is an experienced and talented football team that should not be overlooked.
My favorite is the goober who thinks the only reason we're ranked #1 is because we were ranked too highly pre-season.

Has nothing to do with beating the defending champs in their house and taking care of cupcakes like we're supposed to, it's the BOMC again.
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3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

For those of you too young to remember when we played them every year, this is the Horse Laugh, which they do as more genteel alternative to booing. 

Riffety, riffety, riff-raff!
Chiffity, chiffity, chiff-chaff!
Riff-raff! Chiff-chaff!
Let’s give ‘em a horse laugh:
Sssssss!
 

Not kidding. 

Can you imagine the nuclear brain washing that must be done to get GenZ kids doing something that only outcast dorks did in the 1940's?

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10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Anxiously awaiting the goober SEC power rankings.  Will we hold at 7?

"After looking at the overall picture, I still have Mike Elko's crew above the team in Austin.  The reality is Bowling Green took Penn State down to the wire, so this was never going to be an easy win for the Ags.  If Texas was playing Bowling Green, rest assured, they'd be in a 4th quarter dog fight against this scrappy bunch.  Meanwhile, Texas played ULM, while 2-0, had beaten nobody on the level of Bowling Green, and honestly, probably not on the level of McNeese State either.  Marcel Reed was calm, cool, and collective in a tight 4th quarter game and delivered a drive to get a field goal to make it a two possession game.  Meanwhile, Arch Mannkng was picked off twice by ULM, which in turn made Sarkisian lean on the running game, which just won't cut it against SEC defenses.  With all that, I have Texas as #7 and A&M #5 in my SEC rankings for this week."

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12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

"After looking at the overall picture, I still have Mike Elko's crew above the team in Austin.  The reality is Bowling Green took Penn State down to the wire, so this was never going to be an easy win for the Ags.  If Texas was playing Bowling Green, rest assured, they'd be in a 4th quarter dog fight against this scrappy bunch.  Meanwhile, Texas played ULM, while 2-0, had beaten nobody on the level of Bowling Green, and honestly, probably not on the level of McNeese State either.  Marcel Reed was calm, cool, and collective in a tight 4th quarter game and delivered a drive to get a field goal to make it a two possession game.  Meanwhile, Arch Mannkng was picked off twice by ULM, which in turn made Sarkisian lean on the running game, which just won't cut it against SEC defenses.  With all that, I have Texas as #7 and A&M #5 in my SEC rankings for this week."

Pretty good, but you left off the obscure nonsense metric where aggy outperforms us that is suddenly the #1 best predictor of team strength.

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RomaVicta

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No philosophical uncertainty from that guy.

Classic Aggie logic after Michigan beats a ranked opponent:

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Here come the facts to support the above.

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It's a parade of Aggie-isms. I recall when they narrowly escaped a game against McNeese under RC that several TexAggies said that they would be a mid-Big 12 team:

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Oh boy, the good stuff. Parrots are out.

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Their loss to a shitty ND team is honorable and actually shouldn't be counted against them. Texas winning at Michigan who just beat a ranked opponent in the same stadium does us no credit.

Some Aggie losses are better evidence of their prowess than just about any Texas victory.

 

They're not all idiots:

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Evidently, the Elk moonlights as a midwife:

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A comma! A comma! My Aggie degree for a comma!

Thanks to @Longhornfrenzy , as always. 

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Do you Aggies hear yourselves? You're caught up in a discussion of FCS teams and who is not who:

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Unspoken is the juggernaut that is NIU which beat the team that beat the Aggies at Sacred Pyle Field. That's not something you want to run through the transitive property machine. At least they know who is and who isn't McNeese State!

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I guess it didn't remain unspoken. Aggies close victory over the team that is not McNeese State is a victory over a team that would beat NIU which means, of course, that Aggy is better than Domer. Can you imagine any fans at any relevant FBS school having this discussion?

 

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They love to bring this up. Let's look at Texas and Georgia.

 

Texas non-conference schedule first year of Sark. Lost to ranked Ark. Crushed weaklings.

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Smart's first season non-conference games: Close with Nichols, but I doubt Dawg fans were searching the record books to prove they were great. Nice win over UNC and ended season with bowl win over TCU. No non-conference losses.

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We've got the 7th most talented team in 'Murica! Wiggy is Heisman material! The Elk brought the culture; the guys were drinking Gatorage, throwing footballs, and showing up at practice! We'll crush overated tu and their dildo-waving transexuals!

Now, it's Bowling Green is really good. Nobody should expect success.

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