Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[TexasRenegade 2,459]

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Need to give the proceeds to charity to shame Looch into showing up. My concern is that it becomes legitimate, and has to be a state sanctioned boxing match. 

Charity......loser has to deliver proceeds to the opposing schools NIL.  A photo of Looch giving money to our NIL would be awesome.

[billfromlaketravis 11,519]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Billy is about to come apart at the seams on live radio. Just a full blown smear shit on the wall meltdown. 

In the dumb ass Loochador or the Monday show? 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,776]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

hi @Longhornfrenzy

He's pissed because he read one of my previous tweets on a Texas message board. I bet that bitch is a member of Orange bloods. I called him out and he had to walk back his statement on the radio this morning. Then he said he wouldn't name names and wanted to fight 🤣🤣

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,422]

2 hours ago, victory88 said:

You see Texas is going to be tested week in and week out with the SEC grind you stupid sip!  Texas can't handle a line of scrimmage league.  And beating the defending champs at home with multiple 1st rounds is a JOKE of a schedule.  Texas just hasn't played a real SEC defense.  USC is a big 10 school that could never hang with SEC teams, except LSU.  But you see, they caught LSU early on when LSU was bad but LSU is going to be a gurd damn power house when they play aggy.   But you see Texas hasn't played anyone and the jury is still out.  Who cares if the AP poll, coaches poll, and all metrics show Texas to be elite dominating teams even with their back up qb.  That's the media just always hyping Texas.  You see you stupid sip, Arch Manning is a 3 star and only gets media hype because of the EsipN media machine.  Texas would get manhandled by Bama except when Texas beat Bama when Bama was no good but you see if they played again, Bama would trash them.  Georgia is going to show sip what the SEC is all about.  Texas and Sankey are in cahoots and gave sip the easiest SEC schedule.  If they only played the insane schedule texum aggy plays.  You see we have to play real teams and have to end the season with the #1 team in the country.  But Texas gets a joke of a schedule.  If they only played real SEC teams, then tu would be exposed for the frauds that they are.  Can't wait for sip to come to Kyle Field so we can spoil their season.  Elko and wrecking crew will expose them.

Fake. You didn't spell "Snakey"

[Longhornfrenzy 5,776]

Here is what set bitch boy off

[Longhornfrenzy 5,776]

Then he said I misconstrued their words to make them look bad. My response was

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

4 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Here is what set bitch boy off

In his defense, A&M’s win wasn’t at all like Texas’ win. 
 

 

[campcrunk 2,503]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

So, what is he whining about now?

It seems like he's specifically made at longhornfrenzy? Which makes all of his screengrabs SO much funnier, IMO

 

Aaaand I was super late. That's what I get for doing work instead of spending the whole day on Surly

Edited September 23 by campcrunk

[BornAndRaised 12,299]

I’m not a physically impressive specimen, but if you need a bodyguard at the a&m tailgate just let me know. I’m fat enough he won’t get around me.@Longhornfrenzy this has been a very funny development in the aggy years thread though.

[Not a Sock 2,313]

10 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I’m not a physically impressive specimen, but if you need a bodyguard at the a&m tailgate just let me know. I’m fat enough he won’t get around me.@Longhornfrenzy this has been a very funny development in the aggy years thread though.

Can we do a Spartacus bit? 
 

I AM LONGHORNFRENZY!

Edited September 23 by Not a Sock

[Bevo14 8,351]

36 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Then he said I misconstrued their words to make them look bad. My response was

He's pissed because you called him a mean name, bro. His name is Chin Pubes.

[Deej 76,847]

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

"OU's defense is the real deal."  Until Texas hangs 45 on them and then the goalposts move again. 

aggy is used to moving goalposts.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,422]

Just now, Deej said:

aggy is used to moving goalposts.

 

That's tech, but...

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's tech, but...

He’s using “moving” as an adjective, not a verb. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,422]

2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

He’s using “moving” as an adjective, not a verb. 

 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

 

Hey, at least it wasn’t math, right?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,422]

Just now, Doc Daneeka said:

Hey, at least it wasn’t math, right?

Thank God 

[Deej 76,847]

18 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Thank God 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,422]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

More like 

[BigHornedLurker 1,954]

38 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's tech, but...

I thought it was Baylor whos fans look like children, Tech fans have a bit more grit from breathing in all that dusty oily air 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

I guess they don’t teach about Gap Kid in schools anymore. It’s a shame, really. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,422]

It really is. That kid is a legend. I believe he was on a show (maybe a Longhorn show) where he talked about what happened. I'm proud of him. 

[Okcool 786]

5 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

It really is. That kid is a legend. I believe he was on a show (maybe a Longhorn show) where he talked about what happened. I'm proud of him. 

And the best part was them shoving it up the stands where Seth and Steve McKinney’s Dad was and the rest of the cult was sitting. Someone has to have a pic of McKinney’s dad bloodied lol Epic 

[Lou_Sassle 2,879]

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Then he said I misconstrued their words to make them look bad. My response was

Muff chin...lol

[Burt Macklin 19,038]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Well, now Billy needs to man up.

Schedule it for the aggy game tailgate. Sell tickets.

Will that be before or after the 40 yard dash? 

[Redneck Mutha 8,006]

1 hour ago, Okcool said:

And the best part was them shoving it up the stands where Seth and Steve McKinney’s Dad was and the rest of the cult was sitting. Someone has to have a pic of McKinney’s dad bloodied lol Epic 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,776]

I don't want to misconstrue their words

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

Those dumbfucks realize yet that the “teeth” their schedule has is Texas and part of the suck of Texas’ is them? No? I may have to go point it out. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,422]

9 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I don't want to misconstrue their words

I absolutely laugh at the absurdity that they think they're up there with Georgia in giving us a game. Kyle Field is not intimidating in any metric. They're in for a rude awakening when we lay 59 on them and they can barely score 11 points. 

They still  won't shut up because "first time SEC corch" and their "talent", if you can call it that is on par with Houston. Their delusion knows no bounds, and their moving goal posts makes the ass whipping even more gratifying. 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

5 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I absolutely laugh at the absurdity that they think they're up there with Georgia in giving us a game. Kyle Field is not intimidating in any metric. They're in for a rude awakening when we lay 59 on them and they can barely score 11 points. 

They still  won't shut up because "first time SEC corch" and their "talent", if you can call it that is on par with Houston. Their delusion knows no bounds, and their moving goal posts makes the ass whipping even more gratifying. 

I think this is the mindset of a hive that’s starting to sense that the SEC bully from Athens may not be able to handle Texas any more than the one from Tuscaloosa did and they are setting up the excuses (“flailing offense”) that will last them until the game at Kyle, where, surely, 11-0 Texas will be exposed as frauds. 

Edited September 24 by Doc Daneeka

[Nivek 16,946]

What do you predict the excuse will be if Georgia loses to us?  

[billfromlaketravis 11,519]

Anybody have the Looch meltdown? I listened to the last 30 minutes of the TexAg’s podcast and Looch spent the entire segment fading Texas’ defense and schedule. 
 

Petty bitching sure, but not a meltdown. 

Edited September 24 by billfromlaketravis

[Born Burnt 6,182]

4 hours ago, Nivek said:

actually it is legal to have a fist-fight /duel in Texas and Washington state.     

But it's 100% illegal to repost Texags material

[Longhornfrenzy 5,776]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Anybody have the Looch meltdown? I listened to the last 30 minutes of the TexAg’s podcast and Looch spent the entire segment fading Texas’ defense and schedule. 
 

Petty bitching sure, but not a meltdown. 

It was on the radio this morning 

Here is a portion of it 

[derp 761]

15 minutes ago, Nivek said:

What do you predict the excuse will be if Georgia loses to us?  

Democrats 

[TKthunder2 4,992]

The schedule was made based on winning percentage in SEC conference games (Big 12 for UT/OU)

Texas face 4 teams in the top half of the SEC in winning percentages from 2012-2022: UGA, OU, UF, aggy

aggy faces 4 as well: LSU, UF, Texas, Auburn

OU faces four as well: Bama, LSU, Texas, Auburn 

 

The major difference in the schedule, which is impossible to take into account is which team that is normally good is not so good (UF/Aub are bad, OU/aggy/LSU are questionable) and which team that is normally not so good is having a good year (Mizzou, Ole Miss, Tennessee).

Other than Auburn and maybe LSU, the top teams on Oklahoma’s schedule are still good and they caught all the not so good teams peaking at the wrong time.

Other than UGA, Texas does not have any of the other historically good teams firing on all cylinders, and all the not so good teams are still not so good.

The methodology is sounds and not biased, even if the outcome is unequal, but unless you’re making the schedule only 6 months in advance, it’s impossible to have balanced schedules.

[WBT 20,634]

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I absolutely laugh at the absurdity that they think they're up there with Georgia in giving us a game. Kyle Field is not intimidating in any metric. They're in for a rude awakening when we lay 59 on them and they can barely score 11 points. 

They still  won't shut up because "first time SEC corch" and their "talent", if you can call it that is on par with Houston. Their delusion knows no bounds, and their moving goal posts makes the ass whipping even more gratifying. 

 

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I think this is the mindset of a hive that’s starting to sense that the SEC bully from Athens may not be able to handle Texas any more than the one from Tuscaloosa did and they are setting up the excuses (“flailing offense”) that will last them until the game at Kyle, where, surely, 11-0 Texas will be exposed as frauds. 

 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

What do you predict the excuse will be if Georgia loses to us?  

This is a dangerous situation

[Sgt Hulk 13,806]

If aggy is our toughest game this year we are going 17-0 and hanging 50 on every team we face 

[Butch Had Not 2,982]

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

What do you predict the excuse will be if Georgia loses to us?  

Beat up from Bama (if they win there).

Not as good as previous uga teams (if they lose to bama).

Strategic loss to not show tu much as they want to be full ready for SEC championship game rematch 

Speeders on team untimely suspension 

No AC in locker room.

Crooked refs

No SEC grind for tu and were fresh 

Muschamp sabotaged uga

Tu booster bought uga players

"Lucky" Sewers throws 400 and 4 tds

UGA upset about the political climate in the country and didn't want to play as hard

They ate at Trudys.

 

[utee94 15,835]

12 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Beat up from Bama (if they win there).

Not as good as previous uga teams (if they lose to bama).

Strategic loss to not show tu much as they want to be full ready for SEC championship game rematch 

Speeders on team untimely suspension 

No AC in locker room.

Crooked refs

No SEC grind for tu and were fresh 

Muschamp sabotaged uga

Tu booster bought uga players

"Lucky" Sewers throws 400 and 4 tds

UGA upset about the political climate in the country and didn't want to play as hard

They ate at Trudys.

 

Add in the death of some rapper two decades ago and you've hit all the relevant excuses.

[Jimmy Two Times 801]

3 hours ago, Nivek said:

What do you predict the excuse will be if Georgia loses to us?  

10 pages of how bad we would lose an imaginary matchup against 2022 Georgia, followed by a discussion of our incredible luck to play both the worst Michigan AND Georgia teams in decades, finished off with an imagining of how the result would have been different if everything that happened did not actually happen until they convince themselves that we essentially did lose. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

Watching aggie so far this year York is just so small and slow. I feel like any time he touches a ball carrier they give him credit for a tackle even if he didn't initiate the contact because for the most part he's a non factor.

 

Holy shit...we should be able to take advantage of that team with the side to side stuff and beating them deep when they come up. 

Edited September 24 by BurntOrange&White

[SydneyCarton 48,112]

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Watching aggie so far this year York is just so small and slow. I feel like any time he touches a ball carrier they give him credit for a tackle even if he didn't initiate the contact because for the most part he's a non factor.

 

Holy shit...we should be able to take advantage of that team with the side to side stuff and beating them deep when they come up. 

Or just run over York.

[fattyflattie 4,639]

I noticed they’ve turned on him lately, as well.  They’ve finally realized that he is in fact, not as good or better than Ant Hill.  Surprising, I know. 

[nnm 36,472]

38 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I noticed they’ve turned on him lately, as well.  They’ve finally realized that he is in fact, not as good or better than Ant Hill.  Surprising, I know. 

[HtownHorn 14,746]

You do realize no one can read that shit.

[nnm 36,472]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

You do realize no one can read that shit.

Ha.  Click each image and it will be big enough to read.  When I'm screencapping from my desktop, I use my second monitor in portrait orientation, which allows me to see more on one screen.  Should allow you to see more in one pic also.

[HtownHorn 14,746]

1 minute ago, nnm said:

Ha.  Click each image and it will be big enough to read.  When I'm screencapping from my desktop, I use my second monitor in portrait orientation, which allows me to see more on one screen.  Should allow you to see more in one pic also.

I click on the screen shot and even at 500% zoom, it still is unreadable.

Edited September 24 by HtownHorn

[LTtxfan 49,301]

18 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

[nnm 36,472]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I click on the screen shot and even at 500% zoom, it still is unreadable.

Sorry.  Here.  Read it at your own pace.

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