Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[UncleSonny 6,573]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tarp continues to lay the smackdown.

 

Haha, holy shit. 

[HtownHorn 14,750]

7 hours ago, Enchubben said:

If the a&m season goes how many of here have projected, meaning 4-6 losses before they face big brother, the list of aggie players sitting out or "injured" for that game will be something to behold. 

I mean not really, their best NFL prospect is fat and dropping a 10-15 spots in every game.

[HtownHorn 14,750]

6 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Did someone actually post that the A&M game is meaningless to us? On this board? That's a real thought that someone had in their head and they actually took the time to type it out? 

I'm baffled. Flummoxed. 

Let me tell you something - it will be extremely meaningful when we skull fuck the Aggies up and down Kyle field.

When we demoralize them so badly that your Aggie coworkers and neighbors won't look you in the eye for a week. When the in-state recruits that we want don't even consider A&M as anything better than a second choice. I want to send their asses back to the stone age where they belong and every other Texas fan should too. Seriously fuck them, for all the shit they've talked over the past 10+ years. All the Big 12 games they didn't play but would've won. We are going to cram more than a decade's worth of bullshit back down their throat on November 30 and it will be very meaningful to every Texas fan, every Aggie, and everyone who might have any input on our reputation or future as a program. 

I swear, I am about the blow a gasket reading this shit.

 

[Navin R. Johnson 710]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

I mean not really, their best NFL prospect is fat and dropping a 10-15 spots in every game.

You’re gonna have to be more specific 

[Park Gothic 5,047]

6 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

They signed up for 60.

[RomaVicta 29,942]

10 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I want to offer them 10 minute quarters in the second half. 

They will decline because their pride won't let them accept.

And then I want to make them wish they'd accepted. 

We're rewatching the Fargo series. Billy Bob Thorton is so great. Not hard to figure out who Lester represents.

 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

Not hard to figure out who’s on the opponent’s turf. 

“Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?”

Edited September 25 by Doc Daneeka

[SimkinsMan 4,406]

Holy shit, Tarp said three censors (has to be in the sports information department at the Republic of Aggystan) had to review his practice reports before they went public. That. Is. Insane. We joke about the Iraqi information minister and College Station, but Elko really is a tinpot dictator who wants to control his little fiefdom in every conceivable way. This is going to blow up spectacularly. While some of the Aggy "press corps" will go along with it until the end, when the wheels start to come off many of the reporters who have chafed under these unreal restrictions are going to go full-Tarp. And the wheels are going to start coming off. I think it's possible that Aggy goes 8-4, or maybe even 9-3, which isn't a bad season for a first year coach. But with Texas lighting shit up in Austin, that won't be nearly good enough. There will be demands for similar performance in the Station. And there's no way Elko can deliver with the crap sandwich he's running out there.

It's going to be glorious.

[Bevo14 8,352]

14 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Holy shit, Tarp said three censors (has to be in the sports information department at the Republic of Aggystan) had to review his practice reports before they went public. That. Is. Insane. We joke about the Iraqi information minister and College Station, but Elko really is a tinpot dictator who wants to control his little fiefdom in every conceivable way. This is going to blow up spectacularly. While some of the Aggy "press corps" will go along with it until the end, when the wheels start to come off many of the reporters who have chafed under these unreal restrictions are going to go full-Tarp. And the wheels are going to start coming off. I think it's possible that Aggy goes 8-4, or maybe even 9-3, which isn't a bad season for a first year coach. But with Texas lighting shit up in Austin, that won't be nearly good enough. There will be demands for similar performance in the Station. And there's no way Elko can deliver with the crap sandwich he's running out there.

It's going to be glorious.

They should celebrate if they go 8-4 with that shitty roster. I think 7-5 is the likeliest followed by 6-6

Edited September 25 by Bevo14

[Tex Pete 20,403]

Good on Tarp for speaking out about Elko’s bullshit. It’s exactly like Mack and Nick Vionis, except Elko definitely hasn’t earned the right to be that way. 

[The Dog 44,067]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Good on Tarp for speaking out about Elko’s bullshit. It’s exactly like Mack and Nick Vionis, except Elko definitely hasn’t earned the right to be that way. 

NO NO NO WE WANT THEM TO STAY IN THE DARK!

 

[HtownHorn 14,750]

3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

They should celebrate it they go 8-4 with that shitty roster. I think 7-5 is the likeliest followed by 6-6

If they lose this weekend, the wheels are going to start coming off that bus. They are 3-1 and have 3 more games on their schedule they shouldn't lose in MSU, Auburn, and New Mexico State. Then they also have LSU, Missouri, South Carolina, and Texas. I see 1-3 likely from this group of teams, with 0-4 next likely. I think there is a big difference for them between 7-5 and 6-6, as 6-6 could mean they finish year one with a losing record in a bowl game where they are likely going to have plenty of sitouts.

 

[WBT 20,636]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tarp continues to lay the smackdown.

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,474]

They

50 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

 

They really should have hired Traylor.

Edited September 25 by Hornius Emeritus

[Magus Ossis 2,812]

43 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If they lose this weekend, the wheels are going to start coming off that bus. They are 3-1 and have 3 more games on their schedule they shouldn't lose in MSU, Auburn, and New Mexico State. Then they also have LSU, Missouri, South Carolina, and Texas. I see 1-3 likely from this group of teams, with 0-4 next likely. I think there is a big difference for them between 7-5 and 6-6, as 6-6 could mean they finish year one with a losing record in a bowl game where they are likely going to have plenty of sitouts.

 

Arkansas Pick (slight fav) 4-1

Mizzou Loss 4-2

MSU Win 5-2

LSU Loss 5-3

USCe Loss 5-4

NMSU Win 6-4

Auburn Win 7-4

Texas Mudhole 7-5

Figure they could choke one away against Arkansas or Auburn, luck into a win against USCe or LSU-- should come out in the wash for an O/U of 7 wins before their appearance in the Purina Dog Food Bowl.

[Rimbo 25,996]

3 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

not bothering to actually quote your drivel

[Sejjr 3,246]

Arkansas thus far looks like a better team than aggy. And they are overdue for a win in this game. 

[SydneyCarton 48,112]

9 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tarp continues to lay the smackdown.

 

Holy shit. He’s completely out of the barn. That old fuck is about to melt down publicly and ride off into the sunset. Good for him. Great for us. 

[SydneyCarton 48,112]

8 hours ago, The Dog said:

NO NO NO WE WANT THEM TO STAY IN THE DARK!

 

Oh stop. You know they’ll settle back into their routine with the next guy pumping unfiltered sunshine within 1 cycle. 

[Laxtonto 12,090]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Holy shit. He’s completely out of the barn. That old fuck is about to melt down publicly and ride off into the sunset. Good for him. Great for us. 

Not sure great for us if he self immolates and quits. Tarp is great for some consistent hammering on the aggy delusions and it might be fun to see him self immolate and burn down the 24/7 site on the way out the door, it would then only reinforce the echo chamber of texags afterwards.

What he really needs to do is keep fighting the fight and publicly keep showing the rest of the world the level of editorial control thr AD is requiring. That way he is still there to hammer the delusional aggys plus keep building discontent with how the Elk and the AD are lying to the fan base…

[Gut Wagon 8,083]

10 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

They should celebrate it they go 8-4 with that shitty roster. I think 7-5 is the likeliest followed by 6-6

They'll call their 7-5/6-6 the equivalent of 11-1/10-2 in the BDF and actually believe it.

[Armybrat 40,854]

11 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I want to offer them 10 minute quarters in the second half. 

They will decline because their pride won't let them accept.

And then I want to make them wish they'd accepted. 

aggy opted for no second half quarters in 1894.

[SydneyCarton 48,112]

32 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Not sure great for us if he self immolates and quits. Tarp is great for some consistent hammering on the aggy delusions and it might be fun to see him self immolate and burn down the 24/7 site on the way out the door, it would then only reinforce the echo chamber of texags afterwards.

What he really needs to do is keep fighting the fight and publicly keep showing the rest of the world the level of editorial control thr AD is requiring. That way he is still there to hammer the delusional aggys plus keep building discontent with how the Elk and the AD are lying to the fan base…

...and?

Everything you've suggested would potentially be the seeding of a long term overhaul of their AD where they behave in a way...more adult than they have their entire existence. Even if unlikely, why would any of us want to upset that apple cart of fucking sadness?

What we really need is Tarp to melt down, and then have him completely villifed by all parties involved, turned into a shining example of being a bad Ag, and then they rehire Taylor Hamm. All while we observe, laughing uprioaroiusly, and toasting to the next 100 years. 

[SquishMitten 10,420]

16 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Jfc….a middle age man wearing a ball cap backwards? 
What a pandering dipshit.

I resemble that comment. 

[SquishMitten 10,420]

15 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

We're ruining everything for them, and I am here for it. Cannot wait for the coup de grâce on Nov. 30.

SEC shorts are quite possibly one of the worst parts about the SEC. Although, seeing the insanely cringe content A&M puts out, I guess I shouldn’t be the least bit surprised they think SEC shorts are funny

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

12 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

aggy opted for no second half quarters in 1894.

I hope you had the 2nd half under

[SquishMitten 10,420]

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

...and?

Everything you've suggested would potentially be the seeding of a long term overhaul of their AD where they behave in a way...more adult than they have their entire existence. Even if unlikely, why would any of us want to upset that apple cart of fucking sadness?

What we really need is Tarp to melt down, and then have him completely villifed by all parties involved, turned into a shining example of being a bad Ag, and then they rehire Taylor Hamm. All while we observe, laughing uprioaroiusly, and toasting to the next 100 years. 

If by unlikely, you mean zero percent, then I completely agree with you. They aren’t overhauling their entire culture in our lifetimes. There is no rule against perpetuity in the aggy code of conduct. It is now as it always has been and always will be. 

[theaveragejon 988]

20 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

SEC shorts are quite possibly one of the worst parts about the SEC. Although, seeing the insanely cringe content A&M puts out, I guess I shouldn’t be the least bit surprised they think SEC shorts are funny

https://streamable.com/zdou1v

[WinningIsHard 4,051]

12 hours ago, futureman said:

they’re absolutely a threat and it’s fucking tiresome to see the rampant hubris around here spouting off about how easily we are going to trounce them.  they’re gonna be more amped to play that game than they have for any game in their fucking life.  they can pull a good game out of their ass every now and then; they did it with jimbo and they’ll do it with the fat fuck.  we could absolutely go there and lose. 

We aren't talking about oklahoma and the cotton bowl here. This is a shit roster with a shit coach that has a dumpster fire culture. If Sark doesn't beat the brakes and doors off this aggy team then start up the fire sark thread again. That last part was a joke for all you autistic fucks. lol 

[futureman 22,499]

26 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

We aren't talking about oklahoma and the cotton bowl here. This is a shit roster with a shit coach that has a dumpster fire culture. If Sark doesn't beat the brakes and doors off this aggy team then start up the fire sark thread again. That last part was a joke for all you autistic fucks. lol 

they have had teams that looked as bad or worse than what they have now and bama would go into kyle and struggle.  it’s possible that we will blow them out but if you think it’s a foregone conclusion you are sorely mistaken. 

[BigHornedLurker 1,954]

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

SEC shorts are quite possibly one of the worst parts about the SEC. Although, seeing the insanely cringe content A&M puts out, I guess I shouldn’t be the least bit surprised they think SEC shorts are funny

Don't tell this guy any fart jokes ! 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,779]

[Longhornfrenzy 5,779]

Ban hammer incoming 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,779]

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,267]

8 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

“valuable minutes”

 

[Hagbard Celine 10,888]

On 9/23/2024 at 8:03 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

I don't want to misconstrue their words

they don't say it very often, but it's been a constant for years, that occasionally they will say their cigars are content with mediocrity, despite selling 500m of bonds to build a donkey kong tacklebox with more standing room than the sips, handing out gods knows how much in bags in 21, and then shelling out 100m for the hobbit departure and full staff turnover, plus however much they've shelled out for mercenaries in the past 3 years of "nil"

how does that square with their cigars being "content"?

they burn more money with less to show for it than any program in college football

[Hagbard Celine 10,888]

On 9/23/2024 at 9:49 PM, TKthunder2 said:

The schedule was made based on winning percentage in SEC conference games (Big 12 for UT/OU)

Texas face 4 teams in the top half of the SEC in winning percentages from 2012-2022: UGA, OU, UF, aggy

aggy faces 4 as well: LSU, UF, Texas, Auburn

OU faces four as well: Bama, LSU, Texas, Auburn 

 

The major difference in the schedule, which is impossible to take into account is which team that is normally good is not so good (UF/Aub are bad, OU/aggy/LSU are questionable) and which team that is normally not so good is having a good year (Mizzou, Ole Miss, Tennessee).

Other than Auburn and maybe LSU, the top teams on Oklahoma’s schedule are still good and they caught all the not so good teams peaking at the wrong time.

Other than UGA, Texas does not have any of the other historically good teams firing on all cylinders, and all the not so good teams are still not so good.

The methodology is sounds and not biased, even if the outcome is unequal, but unless you’re making the schedule only 6 months in advance, it’s impossible to have balanced schedules.

 

brilliant tkth2

superb work

i don't tweet, but i would love to see a tweetstorm tagging and retweeting this from account to account and tagging looch, olin, pat & tarp on every retweet, full cjk5h astroturf style

[Armybrat 40,854]

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

they don't say it very often, but it's been a constant for years, that occasionally they will say their cigars are content with mediocrity, despite selling 500m of bonds to build a donkey kong tacklebox with more standing room than the sips, handing out gods knows how much in bags in 21, and then shelling out 100m for the hobbit departure and full staff turnover, plus however much they've shelled out for mercenaries in the past 3 years of "nil"

how does that square with their cigars being "content"?

they burn more money with less to show for it than any program in college football

But those young ags who don’t know shit from Shinola still try to use the last 50 years of “modern football” as  being 50/50. 
And still refuse to acknowledge that their best run in the 1980s 90s was based on rampant cheating that got their two “best” coaches fired plus heavy NCAA sanctions incuding TV & bowl bans. 
No shame at all from those window-licking mouthbreathers.

 

[RomaVicta 29,942]

Once the Aggies swear to their honor code, sway arms interlocked on shoulder as they sing about us, and speak their first lie about tu, they build an immunity to our toxic vapors and ebil doings. They are the Cassandra of the SEC warning of the toxicity of Texas, but no one will believe them.

Another example of their remarkable abilities in the area of dissonance:

 

Do you talk about anyother fan base like this? Does anyone other than the Aggies take a stance like this:

As for the last part, just as you did in the Big 12, you voted with Texas when you voted to approve our entry to the SEC, not that we needed it or even cared about it. It takes some pretty extensive self-brainwashing as a matter of tradition to arrive at this absurdly jihadish disposition.

Edited September 26 by RomaVicta

[campcrunk 2,503]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Goddamn, they're SO SOFT. Reminds me of the dril tweet someone posted

"IM NOT SCARED. IM DEFINITELY NOT SCARED. TU SHOULD BE SCARED," said numerous Aggies posters as pee dribbled down their leg

 

Also, it was interesting learning that Mack duplicitous because he... recruited well and had nice facilities (as opposed to the numerous actual reasons to call him that)

Edited September 25 by campcrunk

[SydneyCarton 48,112]

It's so weird, they don't want to listen to content by Kirk Bohls....and neither the fuck do we. There really is a horseshoe theory for everything. 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

What kind of absolute regard thinks Kurt is a Texas homer?

[SydneyCarton 48,112]

4 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

What kind of absolute regard thinks Kurt is a Texas homer?

[Hagbard Celine 10,888]

On 9/24/2024 at 9:39 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

TexAgs podcasters are crying every week that he’s being held on every play and triple teamed. 

they can go fuck themselves

we were triple-held for 20 years in the rig

very much looking forward to saturday

[DigglerontheHoof 21,205]

46 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Once the Aggies swear to their honor code, sway arms interlocked on shoulder as they sing about us, and speak their first lie about tu, they build an immunity to our toxic vapors and ebil doing. They are the Cassandra of the SEC warning of the toxicity of Texas, but no one will believe them.

Another example of their remarkable abilities in the area of dissonance:

 

Do you talk about anyother fan base like this? Does anyone other than the Aggies take a stance like this:

As for the last part, just as you did in the Big 12, you voted with Texas when you voted to approve our entry to the SEC, not that we needed it or even cared about it. It takes some pretty extensive self-brainwashing as a matter of tradition to arrive at this absurdly jihadish disposition.

With aggy, every accusation is a confession.  Same as it ever was. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,888]

On 9/24/2024 at 10:35 AM, Sgt Hulk said:

Sark has done a good job with all brakes in these games to stop us from score 70 multiple times.  But if there’s one game I can donate to that sark will keep all the starters in until the final whistle it’s aggy. The goal should be a modern record for yards and points. Going for 2 after every TD. Onside kicks in the 4th. A 75 point win would be something these fuckers will literally never ever recover from. 

it is terribly bad karma to traffic in conversations like this

so someone else can be responsible for extracting the content at this link:

https://247sports.com/longformarticle/college-football-top-10-largest-margins-of-victory-in-fbs-history-210739661/

scoring 100 happened all the time before the "modern era":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_100-point_games_in_college_football

sorting for date, and starting with 1936 (i.e. AP Poll started = modern era) the number of 100-point scores involving at least 1 team currently in FBS is by my count only 3 (or 4*):

105 app state 1936

103 san jose state 1949 (but huge * as the opponent was UNAM Pumas from Monterrey)

103 wyoming 1949

100 houston 1968

terrible karma i tell you

terriible

 

[TexasRenegade 2,459]

22 hours ago, linux said:

I kinda agree they kinda lost me as a viewer Roll Call is significantly better.

I like roll call better, but I enjoy both of em.

[Hagbard Celine 10,888]

On 9/24/2024 at 2:58 PM, Park Gothic said:

 A person whose football memory doesn't include experiencing a loss to A&M can't full appreciate how insufferable they can be. 

90% of this board was around for their standing offer, unpaid AD loans, sabotage of the move west, refusal to partner AS AN EQUAL on what became the LHN, refusal to surrender the orphan 5 money (something not even corn failed to do), shitting on and trying to burn down the house on the way out, initiating the divorce and then raising shit in the lege when we wouldn't buy out our own non-cons on our dime because we refused to continue having sex, and then using the LHN as the reason for leaving even though it was announced 9 months after bowtie admitted they had already made the decision to leave

i want to hear the lamentation of their women

[Hagbard Celine 10,888]

On 9/24/2024 at 3:08 PM, SarkAfterDark said:

Outside of bragging rights the game this year could possibly not count for anything if we run the table otherwise. Meaning the game has no impact on how we finish the season. It only counts to those of you that like to dunk on your Aggie friends/family/coworkers etc..

it has zero to do with 'dunking' on them

it's not a rivalry

they are a virus, an infestation

it's not like 0u who we actually hate

we are on the front lines of civilization here

a world where aggy logic prevails must be stopped at all costs

and the best way to do this is to give literally fuck them up the ass to the tune of 100 points and with lasers surgically remove their rectums, like an alien cattle mutlation

this is about fear and loathing

[Lone Star Horn 2,018]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it has zero to do with 'dunking' on them

it's not a rivalry

they are a virus, an infestation

it's not like 0u who we actually hate

we are on the front lines of civilization here

a world where aggy logic prevails must be stopped at all costs

and the best way to do this is to give literally fuck them up the ass to the tune of 100 points and with lasers surgically remove their rectums, like an alien cattle mutlation

this is about fear and loathing