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Posted
19 hours ago, futureman said:

they’re absolutely a threat and it’s fucking tiresome to see the rampant hubris around here spouting off about how easily we are going to trounce them.  they’re gonna be more amped to play that game than they have for any game in their fucking life.  they can pull a good game out of their ass every now and then; they did it with jimbo and they’ll do it with the fat fuck.  we could absolutely go there and lose. 

question

what % of their roster came for the bags, but stayed for the jizzjars?

Posted
19 hours ago, futureman said:

they’re absolutely a threat and it’s fucking tiresome to see the rampant hubris around here spouting off about how easily we are going to trounce them.  they’re gonna be more amped to play that game than they have for any game in their fucking life.  they can pull a good game out of their ass every now and then; they did it with jimbo and they’ll do it with the fat fuck.  we could absolutely go there and lose. 

also, we could go to khe sahn and lose

the jihad will also be 10x there

we have rebuilt the machine

we have the technology

in sark we trust

Posted
18 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Holy shit, Tarp said three censors (has to be in the sports information department at the Republic of Aggystan) had to review his practice reports before they went public. That. Is. Insane.

until disproven i still think alberts is the puppetmaster here and elk/staff are taking orders

regardless #teamtarp

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Posted
18 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Good on Tarp for speaking out about Elko’s bullshit. It’s exactly like Mack and Nick Vionis, except Elko definitely hasn’t earned the right to be that way. 

Yes, but Tarp is attempting to break the bubble of aggy delusion. And for that, he just be eliminated.

Best that his own kind do it, before self-awareness hits critical massHAHAHAHAHHAA LIKE THAT'S POSSIBLE

Posted
4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If the aggy's solidified things with Sims he wouldn't still be taking an OV this weekend.

Brauny said 75 percent was on the "optimistic side of things." From an Aggy perspective, that's exactly right. If they're lucky, there's only a 75 percent chance he flips to Texas.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it has zero to do with 'dunking' on them

it's not a rivalry

they are a virus, an infestation

it's not like 0u who we actually hate

we are on the front lines of civilization here

a world where aggy logic prevails must be stopped at all costs

and the best way to do this is to give literally fuck them up the ass to the tune of 100 points and with lasers surgically remove their rectums, like an alien cattle mutlation

this is about fear and loathing

Diddy?

Posted
6 hours ago, deft said:

What’s this insistence in believing that they have more money they actually do?

You could replace "money" in that sentence with a lot of words...relevance, historical success, current success, national appeal, self-awareness, lack of thinly veiled racism, etc.

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Posted
11 hours ago, Basil said:

It’s comical how childish and thin-skinned Billy is. He runs around with that ban hammer like the class knob slobber checking for hall passes.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

One of these days we'll have to tell them what it means when the money in the budget is in parenthesis

Like they'd even understand it. 

Posted
16 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thats right Brauny! You teach us a fucking LESSON by coming after some OUR recruits. You fucking MAKE Lance Jackson and Jonah WIlliams and Kaliq Lockett and all the other motherfuckers who told you NO take your phone calls. That'll fucking teach us a real nasty lesson. 

You know what, while you're at it, why don't you tell your fat AF significant other that if she doesn't mind her P's and Q's, YOU might start sniffing around Sydney Sweeney and see if SHE's interested. 

Also, Brauny, thanks for ending your post with some info on recruits visting other schools that aren't aTm just to show them that they're not necessarily locked into Texas. Your subscriber base has to really appreciate that. 

Image of Jesus, Johnny.

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Posted
3 hours ago, nnm said:

Showing your age. That campaign was 34 years ago!

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I was at a party in Midland with a drunken Mr Williams once and overheard him telling the most racist joke I’ve ever heard. /not surprising 

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Posted
12 hours ago, linux said:

Poor Aggies!

CSB I got to sit next to Lance Gunn in the former players section at the Texas A&M game when Ricky broke the record. One of the funniest dudes I have ever met. 

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Posted
10 hours ago, deft said:

What’s this insistence in believing that they have more money they actually do?

Misappropriation of funds, balance sheet witchcraft, and general dumbassery. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Most of them say they don’t want to hear about tu but I guarantee they all watch our games. 

Well, if they want to see what real football looks like. 

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Posted
On 9/25/2024 at 7:00 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

Billy banning the sheep 

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"I've moved on from my ex-wife and never think about the guy she's fucking now who has more money and a bigger dick."

Posted
2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I wonder if Weigman regrets his comments about him beating Texas...from the bench,

He may not remember them.

He doesn’t come across as a person who would remember much of anything.

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Posted
On 9/25/2024 at 9:52 PM, deft said:

What’s this insistence in believing that they have more money they actually do?

I think this is based on that report one year which showed their AD having a bigger budget than UT’s. But as someone on here explained it was because of the fundraising to do the stadium reconstruction in the offseason. But TexAgs crowed about how they were “richer than the sips” because of this report.

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