Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[BigHornedLurker 1,883]

Got to love the subtle shifting narrative 

2 seasons ago - Texas can't handle the SEC grind 

Pre-season - Texas has the easiest SEC schedule EVAR 

Today - Texas can't handle physical football from teams like VANDERBILT

 

 

 

Edited October 6 by BigHornedLurker

[SubliminalHorn 6,429]

NOW the back half of our season is a grind? Just a week ago we had the easiest schedule in herstory

[Pato del Muerto 52,139]

Predictably and hilariously that have swung back to every sec game is a minefield.  And we continue to lose every game in which we haven’t yet played or never actually play. 

somehow this minefield doesn’t affect their chances though, as they are sure that they won’t lose again this season including to us.  They continue to win all of the games in which they haven’t yet played and hypothetical matchups that won’t happen. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,498]

[Sgt Hulk 13,539]

The shifting of the goal posts.  Easiest schedule ever.   To juggernauts of arky vandy and aggy in 1 football game 

[BigHornedLurker 1,883]

Baby Jesus please let miss state beat aggy for the memes 

[Pato del Muerto 52,139]

Saying our game with Michigan looked the same as Washington’s is complete lunacy. 24-3 at halftime AT MICHIGAN compared to 17-17 late in the game in Washington.   

[Doc Daneeka 6,768]

The utterly casual mental flips between “the sips were gifted a schedule” and “the sips can’t run that gauntlet” depending on which argument they’re making at a given moment is just outstanding work. 

The games are always tough, including Michigan, until Texas wins, at which point they were gimmies.

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Saying our game with Michigan looked the same as Washington’s is complete lunacy. 24-3 at halftime AT MICHIGAN compared to 17-17 late in the game in Washington.   

Texas was never not in control and threw like three passes after getting to 31.

Edited October 6 by Doc Daneeka

[Deej 76,239]

10 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

The utterly casual mental flips between “the sips were gifted a schedule” and “the sips can’t run that gauntlet” depending on which argument they’re making at a given moment is just outstanding work. 

The games are always tough, including Michigan, until Texas wins, at which point they were gimmies.

Texas was never not in control and threw like three passes after getting to 31.

Because they knew Michigan's defense would obliterate their offensive line and knock out their QBs, stupid sip.

[Hagbard Celine 10,574]

here's some headlines we won't see in aggy caps today

 

Referees Accused of Sabotaging Missouri Against Texas A&M in Superfans’ Bizarre Scapegoating Attempt

https://www.essentiallysports.com/ncaa-college-football-news-referees-accused-of-sabotaging-missouri-against-texas-am-in-superfans-bizarre-scapegoating-attempt/

 

VIDEO: Social Media Is Convinced Missouri-Texas A&M Game Is “Rigged” After Ref Refuses To Throw Flag Even After Player Gets Physical With Him

https://www.totalprosports.com/ncaa/video-social-media-is-convinced-missouri-texas-am-game-is-rigged-after-ref-refuses-to-throw-flag-even-after-player-gets-physical-with-him/

 

Missouri fans furious with officials after controversial flag pickup vs. Texas A&M

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/mizzou-football/missouri-fans-furious-with-officials-after-controversial-flag-pickup-vs-texas-am/

 

WATCH: Texas A&M WR shoves a referee as scuffle almost breaks out against Missouri

https://www.sportskeeda.com/college-football/watch-texas-a-m-wr-shoves-referee-scuffle-almost-breaks-missouri

 

none of the above links document 7 missouri chunk plays and/or touchdowns with late flags in the first 20 minutes of the game

"We’ve got to focus on this play, not let external factors that we can’t control influence us"

this was drinkwitz' comment to abc between the 1st and 2nd quarters

it was crystal as to what that comment was about

https://www.on3.com/college/missouri-tigers/news/eli-drinkwitz-calls-red-zone-play-most-important-of-game-texas-am-immediately-scores/

 

i really thought we were going to leave this kind of shit behind in the rig

anyone who watched the entire first half, who saw the makeup flags fly in the last 4 minutes, understands what happened yesterday

[Deej 76,239]

19 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

here's some headlines we won't see in aggy caps today

 

Referees Accused of Sabotaging Missouri Against Texas A&M in Superfans’ Bizarre Scapegoating Attempt

https://www.essentiallysports.com/ncaa-college-football-news-referees-accused-of-sabotaging-missouri-against-texas-am-in-superfans-bizarre-scapegoating-attempt/

 

VIDEO: Social Media Is Convinced Missouri-Texas A&M Game Is “Rigged” After Ref Refuses To Throw Flag Even After Player Gets Physical With Him

https://www.totalprosports.com/ncaa/video-social-media-is-convinced-missouri-texas-am-game-is-rigged-after-ref-refuses-to-throw-flag-even-after-player-gets-physical-with-him/

 

Missouri fans furious with officials after controversial flag pickup vs. Texas A&M

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/mizzou-football/missouri-fans-furious-with-officials-after-controversial-flag-pickup-vs-texas-am/

 

WATCH: Texas A&M WR shoves a referee as scuffle almost breaks out against Missouri

https://www.sportskeeda.com/college-football/watch-texas-a-m-wr-shoves-referee-scuffle-almost-breaks-missouri

 

none of the above links document 7 missouri chunk plays and/or touchdowns with late flags in the first 20 minutes of the game

"We’ve got to focus on this play, not let external factors that we can’t control influence us"

this was drinkwitz' comment to abc between the 1st and 2nd quarters

it was crystal as to what that comment was about

https://www.on3.com/college/missouri-tigers/news/eli-drinkwitz-calls-red-zone-play-most-important-of-game-texas-am-immediately-scores/

 

i really thought we were going to leave this kind of shit behind in the rig

anyone who watched the entire first half, who saw the makeup flags fly in the last 4 minutes, understands what happened yesterday

did aggy think they were getting money for the refs from Hurricane Helene relief funds, or did they take out another payday loan?

[Longhornfrenzy 5,498]

[Sgt Hulk 13,539]

The amount of focus on us and our schedule is wild 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,498]

[Longhornfrenzy 5,498]

It's amazing how Texas schedule was a cakewalk. Now, according too those dips shits Texas could lose 3 or 4 games

[Sgt Hulk 13,539]

Man I dunno. I think we should fold up shop. The grind is gonna be too much 

[Focht Up 631]

4 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Got to love the subtle shifting narrative 

2 seasons ago - Texas can't handle the SEC grind 

Pre-season - Texas has the easiest SEC schedule EVAR 

Today - Texas can't handle physical football from teams like VANDERBILT

 

 

 

Yeah, I'm having trouble keeping up.  Is the sec a grind, or do we have an easy schedule?

[Jebus 1,300]

2 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Yeah, I'm having trouble keeping up.  Is the sec a grind, or do we have an easy schedule?

yes.

[Pato del Muerto 52,139]

4 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Yeah, I'm having trouble keeping up.  Is the sec a grind, or do we have an easy schedule?

They’ll let you know in 8 weeks. 

[Jebus 1,300]

"IF they beat us and georgia, they MIGHT deserve to be in the playoff"

I mean since OU is obviously shit since they're fellow big 12 refugees and they suck, in this scenario Texas is most likely undefeated and #1, at least going into the SEC championship game.  And then maybe, just maybe, Texas might deserve to be in the playoff.  not gonna commit to a seed or anything, just "maybe they'd sneak in somehow as the undefeated #1"

and then you have others saying stuff like "they have 3 likely losses: Arky, us and Vandy". So here we're assuming Texas beats OU and Georgia, but loses to Arky, A&M and Vandy.  ok that makes sense. 

it's always easy to find conflicting opinions in a large group, but there's just so much stupid to choose from.

[BigHornedLurker 1,883]

Let's not excuse a quirk of scheduling , leaving A&M at the top of the conference. 

 

These SEC championship hopes the stuff that powers roller coasters 

 

[utee94 15,723]

I like the ag who thinks Texas is going to overlook our fiercest and most hated rival.  Sure, Jan.

[RomaVicta 29,595]

It appears their victory over top ten Missouri has made us weak somehow. We didn't even play, and they're giddy about what big trouble we're in.

This Aggie turns his mind to reasoning:

 

Texas loses to OU due to our imagined cockiness (irony is always lost on Aggies) and, GADZOOKS! a mid afternoon start time for the game. We will be thrown into disarray by this but OU will not.

Parrots are out tonight:

 Over and over and over. Always presented as fresh insight.

We've got that grindy, difficult SEC schedule to worry about now.

Oh, but two posts above:

@SubliminalHorn

[Gucci_Suit 2,581]

We struggled with Miss St? Maybe. Maybe not. But we haven’t played Bowling Green yet. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,574]

2 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Yeah, I'm having trouble keeping up.  Is the sec a grind, or do we have an easy schedule?

we've been trying to figure this out all summer

a new type of math is being developed to model negative situational awareness - they went from flipping back and forth on a daily basis, to every few hours, then within a given hour, and then THE SAME AUTHOR supporting both arguments in different posts - now they have arrived at a place where it is totally logical for a given author to support and echo both positions WITHIN THE SAME POST

it's udderly astounding

[HtownHorn 14,357]

So now they are back on the SEC schedule is a grind after two weeks of saying we got it easy.

[billfromlaketravis 11,291]

I think aggy is solid to possibly good. Instead of celebrating a top 10 win, and moving into the top 15 in Elko’s first year, they’re fixating on our schedule. 

Never change little brother. 

Edited October 6 by billfromlaketravis

[DigglerontheHoof 20,635]

Elko's a good coach.  aggy could be good, I've definitely been surprised by their oline.  Our game w/ them could mean something by the end of November.  Should be fun regardless. 

[RomaVicta 29,595]

5 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Man I dunno. I think we should fold up shop. The grind is gonna be too much 

Yep. Now the deaths will start piling up. The grind. They seem pretty sure we're going to lose to Vanderbilt. 

And it seems all of this speculation comes from them watching their own game and deciding we're doomed.

Doomed, I tell you!

I suspect we'll be doing the grinding. And it will be fun.

[Focht Up 631]

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Elko's a good coach.  aggy could be good, I've definitely been surprised by their oline.  Our game w/ them could mean something by the end of November.  Should be fun regardless. 

They lost to the only decent team they've played.   Missouri is trash - they should never have been ranked in the top 10.  Let's not forget that they struggled with fucking Bowling Green.

[Focht Up 631]

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Yep. Now the deaths will start piling up. The grind. They seem pretty sure we're going to lose to Vanderbilt. 

And it seems all of this speculation comes from them watching their own game and deciding we're doomed.

Doomed, I tell you!

I suspect we'll be doing the grinding. And it will be fun.

I'm not sure that guy understands the meaning of the word "objectively"

[RomaVicta 29,595]

If Weigman survives the season, they're a pretty good team it looks like. I don't know how many competent passing teams they play, but I think we'll feast on their secondary. Missouri had guys open most of the game or at least the first half. 

 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 20,635]

2 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

They lost to the only decent team they've played.   Missouri is trash - they should never have been ranked in the top 10.  Let's not forget that they struggled with fucking Bowling Green.

They don't play anyone else who has much of a pulse between now and our game.  Pure attrition should put them into the T10

[Focht Up 631]

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

They don't play anyone else who has much of a pulse between now and our game.  Pure attrition should put them into the T10

Fair enough.  But if past history is any guide, they'll lose a game or 2 that they shouldn't. 

[Gut Wagon 8,041]

I love how aggy extolls the culture and refinement of their own wretched backwater in comparison to Baton Rouge. Murder rates? Chain restaurants? Traffic? T-shirt fans? Fall baseball attendance? It's all here. The aristocrats have spoken. 
 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,710]

10 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Delusional and pathetic aggy is the best aggy lol. Jesus they're retarded. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,710]

Vandy is 3-2 with losses to Georgia St and Missouri lol. But it's a grind. Lol, k. They're now a tough grind. 

Kentucky lost to USCe and Georgia by 1, but Georgia will beat us cause they're a grind now with that 13-12 win. Jesus Christ. Someone needs to write a novel on how stupid that fan base is. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,574]

55 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

If Weigman survives the season, they're a pretty good team it looks like. I don't know how many competent passing teams they play, but I think we'll feast on their secondary. Missouri had guys open most of the game or at least the first half.

if pat can go full pat we can too

we don't know how bad aggy really is until we see them play a team with a pulse when the zebras do not intervene at all

"everything going right" is easy to snowball when the zebras make it clear to your opponent that they (your opponent) are getting the alien probe nlaa

 

[HtownHorn 14,357]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

They don't play anyone else who has much of a pulse between now and our game.  Pure attrition should put them into the T10

Auburn has a lot of skill position talent. They are hamstrung by Thorne's inability to utilize it consistently. Auburn also has a decenet enough defense, and the game is in Auburn.

[UDontKnow 10,439]

14 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Delusional and pathetic aggy is the best aggy lol. Jesus they're retarded. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,291]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if pat can go full pat we can too

we don't know how bad aggy really is until we see them play a team with a pulse when the zebras do not intervene at all

"everything going right" is easy to snowball when the zebras make it clear to your opponent that they (your opponent) are getting the alien probe nlaa

 

They’re going to comfortably be 9-2 assuming Nuss can slice them up. They very well could 10-1 on Thanksgiving week. LSU shitting the bed on the road would surprise absolutely no one. 

[UDontKnow 10,439]

14 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They’re going to comfortably be 9-2 assuming Nuss can slice them up. They very well could 10-1 on Thanksgiving week. LSU shitting the bed on the road would surprise absolutely no one. 

New aggy cups incoming on October 26th?

[msucolt45 3,978]

Of course, their biggest SOS game is us, in the last week, but we have a “soft” schedule compared to them. Our next two week slate is tougher than their whole schedule.

Hook’em!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,710]

36 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Of course, their biggest SOS game is us, in the last week, but we have a “soft” schedule compared to them. Our next two week slate is tougher than their whole schedule.

Hook’em!!!

They have soft brains and heads. Call it fetal alcohol syndrome, which is why they're retarded and think every year is their year. They have 2-3 more losses before taking a skull dragging from us in their bat shit covered stadium. 

[TKthunder2 4,959]

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Of course, their biggest SOS game is us, in the last week, but we have a “soft” schedule compared to them. Our next two week slate is tougher than their whole schedule.

Hook’em!!!

In fairness, we are ranked as the #1 team in the nation, so isn’t this true for all the teams we play?

[msucolt45 3,978]

In fairness, we are ranked as the #1 team in the nation, so isn’t this true for all the teams we play?

You are correct, as I was just thinking/stating our remaining schedule vs theirs.

Hook’em!!!

[Napoleon 8,580]

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,710]

Nothing, and I mean nothing will be more gratifying than embarrassing than skull fucking both Arky and Aggy on their home field. Sark hasn’t forgotten that loss, ans he’ll be out for blood. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,498]

[Hank_Hill 17,931]

Lol “My uncle is a Texas fan that thinks the best football team, baseball coach, and athletic director they’ve had in a decade actually all suck!”