Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Beau Vine 54466]

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Then everyone stood up and cheered. 

[BabaYaga 15328]

They've played NOBODY worth a fuck out side of "maybe" Arkansas that barely beat UAB at home and the loss to ND.  Then you add in two shit FCS schools with Bowling Green and McNeese.  Come the fuck on.  

[BabaYaga 15328]

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

His uncle is a pussy

[Gucci_Suit 2660]

”I give them some credit for beating a weak big 12 team in Mizzou but they got some QUESTIONABLE calls in the game and it was obvious that the SEC is greasing the skids for their preferred program UMAT. And it looked like Mizzou just quit in the second half and Drinkwitz is a closet homo. They will probably beat State in a couple of weeks because State is down, but will probably come out of that game with 28 injured players. They get LSU at home because of that snake ass Sanky. More like Snakey. But Gamecocks and Auburn will be motivated and ready for the fAgs
My aggy friend tells me that they probably have at least 4 losses on the schedule because they’ve only been in the conference for 12 years and they’re still getting used to the grind. Anyway, they’ll probably have 2-3 losses by the time we roll into college station undefeated and without trailing all season. Their starters are decent, but by the end of their SEC schedule they will be recruiting tranny girls from their intermural teams. Yall don’t quote me on this. I’m hoping and praying’, not predictin’”

AI aggy post in the style of aggy. Homophobic slurs are not the opinion of this poster. Just artistic. 

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

It’s really hard to describe how much dick the SEC sucks and the nonsense that comes with that if you aren’t a mouth breathing moron. I guess we get the benefit now of that but it always has and always will be shit. 
we are going to run roughshot over this collection of spares and moron. 

[Pato del Muerto 52618]

Unbeknownst to them, Texas is allowed to improve as well.  Not just our opponents. 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1025]

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Hey Beau, you forgot to mention that after this tu grad ragged on Schloss and Del Conte, he also admitted to his nephew he was jealous of how passionate the Aggie Fans are....

[Funk Doctor Spock 12525]

21 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We are going to fuck Georgia up the ass and wipe our shit covered dicks all over their face dirty sanchez style. The fact that this will come as a complete and utter shock to aggy (who is always wrong) is basically proof it will happen. 

Aggy will proclaim Georgia is down this year in game 7. like  they did with Bama and Michigan in week two at Bama's place and  the Big House snapping both of their winning streaks at their place. 

Edited October 8 by Funk Doctor Spock

[Gut Wagon 8087]

52 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s really hard to describe how much dick the SEC sucks and the nonsense that comes with that if you aren’t a mouth breathing moron. I guess we get the benefit now of that but it always has and always will be shit. 
we are going to run roughshot over this collection of spares and moron. 

Being a Texas grad who's since lived in Georgia for 40 years should have fully prepared me for it. But even I still find myself wondering who these goobers are. Not that I really want to know. 

[Jebus 1330]

That’s even stupider than their usual fanfic, “cocky del conte” is just about the most aggy nickname I’ve ever seen. 
 

perfect combo of painfully unfunny, not catchy at all, not tethered to reality in any meaningful way, and yet it fits in so well with their blatant screaming insecurities. So obvious it seems like it must be a Texas troll, but you just know it’s an earnest lil ag, toiling away fighting the good fight.  

[RomaVicta 30032]

 

Irony deafness is not funny.

[campcrunk 2514]

"They'll have to get up for EVERY game." 

 

I guess I should just forget the fact that, every sinlge week in the Big XII, we were someone's Super Bowl. From Tech to WVU to U of H to the Okies to Kansas. Hell, I saw WVU fans throwing the horns down earlier this season and we may never play them again. Everyone wanted to beat us and it was a huge deal for them when it happened, even when we were at our shittiest. This schedule looks to be tougher than originally thought. But having the other team hate us and play better than they normally would is nothing new 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12525]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

"There are no shocking upsets in college football anymore" - dude just watched emotionlessly as Vandy beat Bama and was like "huh, pretty average game"???

They also mention Florida  can now bear us because they're won 3 games now. Never mind they beat contenders like UCF, jugferaut Samford, and Miss St. 

We need to watch out for them because they may become bowl eligible. 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

One of them, maybe he’s an outlier, said Missouri would boat race Michigan. 

I mean, both states do have lots of lakes.

[campcrunk 2514]

1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

I mean, both states do have lots of lakes.

I have no idea which team would win and I don't particularly care. But Mizzou with those sad-ass lines is exactly the type of team that Michigan is built to bully

[msucolt45 4082]

"They'll have to get up for EVERY game." 
 
I guess I should just forget the fact that, every sinlge week in the Big XII, we were someone's Super Bowl. From Tech to WVU to U of H to the Okies to Kansas. Hell, I saw WVU fans throwing the horns down earlier this season and we may never play them again. Everyone wanted to beat us and it was a huge deal for them when it happened, even when we were at our shittiest. This schedule looks to be tougher than originally thought. But having the other team hate us and play better than they normally would is nothing new 

WVU issued their schedule annually with the Longhorn upside down for their fans. I’ve seen multiple postings over the years showing just the same.

Hook’em!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12525]

I would love to schedule Boise St

 that would be awesome 

.

[RomaVicta 30032]

The Aggies are also still talking up Bowling Green as the best at their level.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12525]

True story time: 

 

Aggy might be the stupidest people on the internet and in real life. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

13 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I would love to schedule Boise St

 that would be awesome 

.

Do a 2 for 1.  AA has direct flights. I’m so there. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12525]

2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Do a 2 for 1.  AA has direct flights. I’m so there. 

Would be a great game and the atmosphere would be electric. 

[WBT 20674]

1 hour ago, Jebus said:

That’s even stupider than their usual fanfic, “cocky del conte” is just about the most aggy nickname I’ve ever seen. 

Crystal Cocky was right there.  Guess no aggy has the wit of ctj

[tejas60 3535]

43 minutes ago, WBT said:

 Guess no aggy has the wit of ctj

[WinningIsHard 4118]

5 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s really hard to describe how much dick the SEC sucks and the nonsense that comes with that if you aren’t a mouth breathing moron. I guess we get the benefit now of that but it always has and always will be shit. 
we are going to run roughshot over this collection of spares and moron. 

*roughshod 

[Cairn Horn88 8285]

5 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

His uncle is a pussy

[Hagbard Celine 10936]

14 hours ago, Focht Up said:

At last!  One of those idiots has come up with a way that our schedule can be both easy and difficult at the same time!  I was wondering when it would happen. 

we got there about 48 hours ago

they achieved critical mass about this time saturday night and thereafter this was inevitable

[TheBryMan81 2515]

12 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 Georgia has missed on a lot of game breakers and they've got a culture with some off-field toxicity. We'll see how they handle another tough road outing

And I think we've all seen that Georgia players don't do well on roads....uh, I mean, on the road.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12525]

3 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

And I think we've all seen that Georgia players don't do well on roads....uh, I mean, on the road.

If they're driving themselves half the team won't make the game. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5858]

[utee94 15868]

Their powers of projection are remarkable.

Edited October 8 by utee94

[Deej 76953]

The dumbest people on earth. 

[Gut Wagon 8087]

6 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

And I think we've all seen that Georgia players don't do well on roads....uh, I mean, on the road.

Which seems crazy, considering how many of them have at least 6X Arch's speed. 

[Vertuzzi 1401]

Bunch of cunts, the lot of them. Those douchebags would beg on their knees for a chance to have Sark coaching their team instead of that fat fuck. 

[TKthunder2 4998]

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They're used to playing UTSA & Texas State after OU.

The OU game is sandwiched between conference games like it usually is. This isn’t even remotely true and nobody even challenged it which means it is now considered a fact over there. They truly are pathetic.

[RomaVicta 30032]

*I've read several dozens of posts on the internet written by people with buddies close to the tu program.

 

[utee94 15868]

Just now, TKthunder2 said:

The OU game is sandwiched between conference games like it usually is. This isn’t even remotely true and nobody even challenged it which means it is now considered a fact over there. They truly are pathetic.

Yeah that one made me laugh.  But almost every insane and untrue thing they say makes me laugh, so nothing new there.

In fact, back in the SWC days, Arkansas actually maneuvered to make themselves the game after OU annually, in order to take advantage of the likely let-down in emotions from the Horns, the week after that game.  I'm not sure why the SWC allowed that to be an annual thing, seems pretty unfair to Texas, just another example of how "Texas always got its way" I suppose.

 

 

[TKthunder2 4998]

2 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

The OU game is sandwiched between conference games like it usually is. This isn’t even remotely true and nobody even challenged it which means it is now considered a fact over there. They truly are pathetic.

Yes, I’m replying to myself because this is the thing that irritates me the most about aggy. I get that all fan bases (including ours) will make up bullshit insider narratives about rival programs and argue opinions all day and night…but aggy fucking makes shit up that can be easily disprove with a quick Wikipedia search, and then they will continue to repeat that clear outright lie for YEARS…and it doesn’t matter how many times that “fact” is disproved they will continue repeating it until it recited in fish camp by every incoming freshman.

[Gut Wagon 8087]

7 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yeah that one made me laugh.  But almost every insane and untrue thing they say makes me laugh, so nothing new there.

In fact, back in the SWC days, Arkansas actually maneuvered to make themselves the game after OU annually, in order to take advantage of the likely let-down in emotions from the Horns, the week after that game.  I'm not sure why the SWC allowed that to be an annual thing, seems pretty unfair to Texas, just another example of how "Texas always got its way" I suppose.

 

 

If not for that long, egregious pattern of attempts at "competitive balance," we would have won more than 27 SWC titles. 

5 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Yes, I’m replying to myself because this is the thing that irritates me the most about aggy. I get that all fan bases (including ours) will make up bullshit insider narratives about rival programs and argue opinions all day and night…but aggy fucking makes shit up that can be easily disprove with a quick Wikipedia search, and then they will continue to repeat that clear outright lie for YEARS…and it doesn’t matter how many times that “fact” is disproved they will continue repeating it until it recited in fish camp by every incoming freshman.

The human mind believes what it wants to believe. Even the aggy mind. 

[RomaVicta 30032]

37 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yeah that one made me laugh.  But almost every insane and untrue thing they say makes me laugh, so nothing new there.

In fact, back in the SWC days, Arkansas actually maneuvered to make themselves the game after OU annually, in order to take advantage of the likely let-down in emotions from the Horns, the week after that game.  I'm not sure why the SWC allowed that to be an annual thing, seems pretty unfair to Texas, just another example of how "Texas always got its way" I suppose.

 

 

Also, I noticed back in the day that teams usually managed to schedule a then putrid TCU or a bye week before playing us. It backfired when TCU under Wacker become good.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

Also, I noticed back in the day that teams usually managed to schedule a then putrid TCU or a bye week before playing us. It backfired when TCU under Wacker become good.

And the geniuses at the NCAA crucified him for being honest. 

[RomaVicta 30032]

6 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

And the geniuses at the NCAA crucified him for being honest. 

Yep. Wacker seemed like a good man and a really good football coach. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Yep. Wacker seemed like a good man and a really good football coach. 

I grew up not too far from Amon Carter and we didn’t have much money but my parents made sure I got to see a Texas game every other year when they played TCU. They were generally awful but I had kind of a soft spot for them. It was kind of cool when Wacker was there. He did seem like a genuinely good man. Fucking NCAA.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12525]

Aggy after October whem reality hits them 

[Hank_Hill 18896]

Lol a picture of Sark holding a drink at a wedding and now he’s on the liver transplant list. RIP in peace 🙏 

[RomaVicta 30032]

 

 

 

Grave consequences should this happen.

 

I guess us winning fair and square will turn the rest of the SEC into Aggies. Or, maybe they'll just be annoyed that we won and look to knock us off next year. You know, like regular fans everywhere.

 

[Chuckie Finster 22754]

This is some world class projection.

[Fondren & Main 6742]

Second best season ever.  LOL!

[PTINS 3485]

26 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Second best season ever.  LOL!

[Cairn Horn88 8285]

8 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Yes, I’m replying to myself because this is the thing that irritates me the most about aggy. I get that all fan bases (including ours) will make up bullshit insider narratives about rival programs and argue opinions all day and night…but aggy fucking makes shit up that can be easily disprove with a quick Wikipedia search, and then they will continue to repeat that clear outright lie for YEARS…and it doesn’t matter how many times that “fact” is disproved they will continue repeating it until it recited in fish camp by every incoming freshman.

Sounds like a certain politician…..hmmm.