Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Longhornfrenzy 5631]

[Armybrat 40761]

Those dunces don’t realize that the largest single ranch owner in 20th  century Texas was a University of Texas graduate? 
Fake cowboy? 
Sure Jan.

[Hagbard Celine 10797]

On 10/17/2024 at 10:22 AM, Longhornfrenzy said:

marker for hollabacks after tonight's result

[Hagbard Celine 10797]

On 10/17/2024 at 11:08 AM, Doc Daneeka said:

Sarkisian isn’t good at getting Texas up for games they should win handily, yet the whole conversation is about the way Texas has been crushing the skulls of teams they say aren’t any good.

she's my sister and my daughter

those games are in the books, and we had 2 slow starts, and in only 1 game did we not get going until the 3rd

in the other 5 we were rolling in the 2nd quarter and had to call off the dogs after the first score in the 3rd

if all of those teams are nobody, then by default sark had us "up" for all of them

she's my sister AND my daughter!

[RomaVicta 29847]

I'm sure Saban and Kirk went with the pulse reference.

Gee, you think playing the number 4 team will tell us something about Texas? It's almost as challenging as facing the number 9 team (which we did by Aggie logic), or losing to the number 9 team (Aggies did) or facing a senior-laden Bowling Green team (the team the Aggies squeaked by is not the same team that has since lost to Old Dominion and Northern Illinois who should be number one).

If If only we'd dominated our weaker than expected schedule as the Aggies have done theirs. 

Woe! Woe, I tell you! Woe!

They are getting a lot of juice out of crushing an overrated Missouri team that quit after the lineman downfield call.

ETA:

  

Edited October 19 by RomaVicta

[Pato del Muerto 52397]

Should be any time now they start proclaiming with certainty that ou beats us if Arnold starts. 

[Hagbard Celine 10797]

On 10/17/2024 at 3:54 PM, RomaVicta said:

That was a completely different MSU than the team tu nearly lost to.

and the team aggy are playing today

depending on reasons

[Funk Doctor Spock 12115]

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Should be any time now they start proclaiming with certainty that ou beats us if Arnold starts. 

Well they're being disappointed again. Story of their lives. 

[texifornia 56596]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

This is the parrot characterization of the season:

Sometimes, they refer to "half a pulse," which, if I'm not mistaken, is the same thing as a pulse. Maybe their general medical science knowledge is broader than my own.

 

 

Yes. We all wish the world would see us as Aggies. Conformist, fake-friendly, dishonest, goofy as shit, yet sure they're the best of the world and everybody wishes they were them.

This guy hits all the important bits in good English!

The green part sounds like projection of the general misery of living in the shadow of a greater entity.

Not sure of the insult in Vintz. Also not sure what one must do to earn a belt buckle.

Going after Houston's own Beyonce? That's Texan.

The University of Texas in the Texas Capital is the least Texas place in Texas?

Shameless frauds?

 Can't even do the fascist salute right.

 

Check out the farmers! 

 

Wait does the Corps have a "Most Improved" flag? Strong participation trophy energy.

[UTEX90 589]

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Those dunces don’t realize that the largest single ranch owner in 20th  century Texas was a University of Texas graduate? 
Fake cowboy? 
Sure Jan.

I suspect they would be shocked at the amount of rural land, cattle, horses, hats, and spurs owned by Texas grads vs. aTm grads.   We just don't have shirtless overalls.

[Armybrat 40761]

36 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

I suspect they would be shocked at the amount of rural land, cattle, horses, hats, and spurs owned by Texas grads vs. aTm grads.   We just don't have shirtless overalls.

And we don’t stuff our jeans inside our boots.

[deft 6808]

Well they do that because they also tuck the sheep’s back legs into the boot as well to keep em close

[PilotsError 2286]

[Mother mopar 3311]

HEB catching strays 

[billfromlaketravis 11385]

Strongly considering leaving an empty water bottle on office aggy’s desk early Monday morning. But we need to win for the joke to land. 

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

The worst part of losing is that I’m gonna avoid my favorite thread for a couple weeks. 

[Hank_Hill 18639]

1 hour ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

The worst part of losing is that I’m gonna avoid my favorite thread for a couple weeks. 

They struggled to beat MSU and their QB looked like shit even compared to ours. We lost to Georgia. This thread will be fine.

[RomaVicta 29847]

This thread has lost some of its savor with the loss. Their monster win over one-win MSU probably means we'll drop out of the top 25 and that they should assume our spot at number one.

Scared little bitches remain scared little bitches:

 

Also, top of their board. Seven of 12 UT related although #6 is likely a troll.

ETA: Update 8:43am

Edited October 20 by RomaVicta

[Funk Doctor Spock 12115]

12 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

This thread has lost some of its savor with the loss. Their monster win over one-win MSU probably means we'll drop out of the top 25 and that they should assume our spot at number one.

Scared little bitches remain scared little bitches:

 

Also, top of their board. Seven of 12 UT related although #6 is likely a troll.

ETA: Update 8:43am

God they're retarded. It's a blessing that other fan bases get to see their lunacy. 

[nnm 36221]

Enjoy it, boys. The coaster is reaching a new high. The crash is imminent. 

[RomaVicta 29847]

Mississippi State would be a middle of the pack team in the SEC. It's a good win!

[RomaVicta 29847]

One guy says this. Now it's all of us. 

* What's your excuse? We crushed them in the end.

A&M, where irony is a foreign concept:

Bowling Green. Seniors! YIKES!

Are you sure about that? 

 

O Vandy, give us another vicarious win to sooth us in our rollercoaster descent!

 

Vandy good; vandy not so good:

Wit:

 

This guy, he gets us!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12115]

He "preys" we do. Aggy edumacation, y'all 

[texifornia 56596]

 

[Scholz 11938]

[Hagbard Celine 10797]

.jpg for posterity

we now have a better loss

clickclack aggy

corndog is coming to town

will the league protect you against the zebras?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12115]

20 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

.jpg for posterity

we now have a better loss

clickclack aggy

corndog is coming to town

will the league protect you against the zebras?

 Not a chance. Brian Kelly will make them pay, rebadod their record. They will destroy that O-just like we will

 No mercy on those assholes.

 

[Tex Pete 20248]

9 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Fucktard? No. That guy is a cucktard. 

[Davis Lane 5562]

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

He carries his phone in his front left pocket.

Yes it's true, this man has no dick.

[texifornia 56596]

21 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

He carries his phone in his front left pocket.

Yes it's true, this man has no dick.

Aside from the fact it looks like he has a whole iPad jammed in there.... isn't that the normal place to put a phone?

[Okcool 782]

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Fucktard? No. That guy is a cucktard. 

Didn't help our cause or die down their odiousness by dropping that match to them last night. Another "throw a parade" night for aggy 

[Vertigo 20274]

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Aside from the fact it looks like he has a whole iPad jammed in there.... isn't that the normal place to put a phone?

I will give you one guess where he keeps his selfie stick. 

[RomaVicta 29847]

We lost. Georgia was the better team. Blah blah blah.

There was a second half. Georgia did not run away with the game as I feared they would. Texas' offense did rally (for awhile). The defense was tough throughout or it would have been an unspeakable rout.

But one top five team lost to another top five team by two scores. And the other top five team was Georgia not fucking 8T4.

I like savoring the season game by game, but it will be a pleasure to play them at Kyle Field. I don't know if we have as many seniors as Bowling Green, but we'll be ready.

[texifornia 56596]

Script helmets and all black uniforms with no school colors - chasing every trend at once

 

 

[Ricky Butler 2668]

That shirt is awesome for what it represents. I love it.

[campcrunk 2410]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Script helmets and all black uniforms with no school colors - chasing every trend at once

 

 

Those are atrocious. The helmet script looks like a 14 year-old girl's handwriting

[Tex Pete 20248]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Script helmets and all black uniforms with no school colors - chasing every trend at once

 

 

How ironic. The school that claims so many traditions shows, once again, that they have no brand identity.
 

They should have “Little Brother” on their helmets. 

[Shaddie 1648]

27 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

How ironic. The school that claims so many traditions shows, once again, that they have no brand identity.

You are so wrong. Their identity is "we suck, and will always suck". It's not a good identity but it's theirs. 

[RomaVicta 29847]

The black uniforms always work magic.

I know nobody remembers this, but recall them saying we haven't played anybody "with a pulse?"

They lost to one school that lost to NIU then were taken to the wire by another team that lost to NIU. MSU was a fight to the end.

I see a bad moon rising for these idiots.

[Tex Pete 20248]

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The black uniforms always work magic.

I know nobody remembers this, but recall them saying we haven't played anybody "with a pulse?"

They lost to one school that lost to NIU then were taken to the wire by another team that lost to NIU. MSU was a fight to the end.

I see a bad moon rising for these idiots.

I assume they’re not glow in the dark unis, since the Aggie turfition is to wear glow in the dark unis at a day game. 

[RomaVicta 29847]

The glorious AgSwag days. 

[Tylerocks 2552]

Ahhhh,the ol black uniform.  Nice work aggy, you're about a decade late on this one.

Cutting edge stuff coming out of CS.

[bgreen04 9]

18 hours ago, texifornia said:

Script helmets and all black uniforms with no school colors - chasing every trend at once

 

 

Those look like something okie state would trot out.

[Hank_Hill 18639]

The only time that school has ever liked blacks

[speed817 19173]

21 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

The only time that school has ever liked blacks

[deft 6808]

Do yall remember sometime during the swagcopter rumlin days, there was a “special uniform” game in which aggy *drumroll* surprisingly was getting their shit pushed in. Among some of the hilarious screenshots from the texags meltdown was one poster suggesting that their team was confused by their new uniforms and didn’t know who was on their team.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

6 minutes ago, deft said:

Do yall remember sometime during the swagcopter rumlin days, there was a “special uniform” game in which aggy *drumroll* surprisingly was getting their shit pushed in. Among some of the hilarious screenshots from the texags meltdown was one poster suggesting that their team was confused by their new uniforms and didn’t know who was on their team.

I mostly remember them unveiling a special uniform that included a glow in the dark feature for a game that ended up scheduled in the afternoon.

[Hank_Hill 18639]

1 hour ago, deft said:

Do yall remember sometime during the swagcopter rumlin days, there was a “special uniform” game in which aggy *drumroll* surprisingly was getting their shit pushed in. Among some of the hilarious screenshots from the texags meltdown was one poster suggesting that their team was confused by their new uniforms and didn’t know who was on their team.

Shit they were blaming Nah Bruhs picks on this just last week

[Funk Doctor Spock 12115]

59 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I mostly remember them unveiling a special uniform that included a glow in the dark feature for a game that ended up scheduled in the afternoon.

An absolute classic. Only aggy would do something so stupid. 

[campcrunk 2410]

3 hours ago, deft said:

Do yall remember sometime during the swagcopter rumlin days, there was a “special uniform” game in which aggy *drumroll* surprisingly was getting their shit pushed in. Among some of the hilarious screenshots from the texags meltdown was one poster suggesting that their team was confused by their new uniforms and didn’t know who was on their team.

I definitely remember that. Too good