Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[WinningIsHard 4,018]

On 11/4/2024 at 8:56 PM, futureman said:

two wrongs don’t make a right.  grow up.  that young man put his body on the line for his university. 

[Gut Wagon 8,054]

On 11/5/2024 at 1:04 PM, MuellerHorn said:

They’re firmly still in the hunt for a SEC title and the CFP, and control their own destiny to boot, yet they’re melting down. Never change, aggy. BAS lives, real hard. 

Had anyone asked them after the ND game if they'd have been OK with just two losses as of their November bye, we all know they'd have nodded their pointy little heads. But in typical aggy fashion, they then went from gloom to glee after knocking off a few pedestrian opponents. Now, with that second loss and a tough injury, the pendulum predictably has swung back. It will likely reverse course a time or two more before year's end. 

[texifornia 56,594]

26 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Had anyone asked them after the ND game if they'd have been OK with just two losses as of their November bye, we all know they'd have nodded their pointy little heads. But in typical aggy fashion, they then went from gloom to glee after knocking off a few pedestrian opponents. Now, with that second loss and a tough injury, the pendulum predictably has swung back. It will likely reverse course a time or two more before year's end. 

I mean, our fanbase has the number five team in the country and still acts like we've got Tyrone Swoopes 2.0 at QB after a couple mid games. That's just college football.

[hookemATL 11,614]

26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I mean, our fanbase has the number five team in the country and still acts like we've got Tyrone Swoopes 2.0 at QB after a couple mid games. That's just emotionally retarded men with deep deep issues and possible mental impairment  

Fify

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[hookemATL 11,614]

37 minutes ago, General Specific said:

NOT ME THOUGH NOT ME DEFINITELY NOT ME IM NOT MAD 

::ff to Saturday at 11:30am::

fuck football goddammit FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK why does god hate me???????????????????? i hate my lifeeeeeeeeeeee

[Gucci_Suit 2,611]

24 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

NOT ME THOUGH NOT ME DEFINITELY NOT ME IM NOT MAD 

::ff to Saturday at 11:30am::

fuck football goddammit FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK why does god hate me???????????????????? i hate my lifeeeeeeeeeeee

Emotionally regarded men

[Beau Vine 54,049]

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

That's just emotionally retarded men with deep deep issues and possible mental impairment  

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[nnm 36,207]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

I mean, our fanbase has the number five team in the country and still acts like we've got Tyrone Swoopes 2.0 at QB after a couple mid games. That's just college football.

 

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

That's just emotionally retarded men with deep deep issues and possible mental impairment  

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Fify

 

36 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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[Park Gothic 5,005]

2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

NOT ME THOUGH NOT ME DEFINITELY NOT ME IM NOT MAD 

::ff to Saturday at 11:30am::

fuck football goddammit FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK why does god hate me???????????????????? i hate my lifeeeeeeeeeeee

[Deej 76,634]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

I mean, our fanbase has the number five team in the country and still acts like we've got Tyrone Swoopes 2.0 at QB after a couple mid games. That's just college football.

Did we call Swoopes a pussy?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,109]

34 minutes ago, Deej said:

Did we call Swoopes a pussy?

No, just a really, really shitty player. Passing on Barrett was the dumbest mistake Mack has made regarding QBs. What an idiot. 

[BigHornedLurker 1,907]

25 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

No, just a really, really shitty player. Passing on Barrett was the dumbest mistake Mack has made regarding QBs. What an idiot. 

I mean to fair the list of QBs Mack didnt offer is long and successful 

[Scholz 11,938]

Long and distinguished. Like my Johnson.

[Cairn Horn88 8,242]

44 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Long and distinguished. Like my Johnson.

[General Specific 3,242]

John 1: Man, the water sure is cold!

John 2: And deep to!

[cochamps 1,879]

On 11/5/2024 at 12:04 PM, MuellerHorn said:

They’re firmly still in the hunt for a SEC title and the CFP, and control their own destiny to boot, yet they’re melting down. Never change, aggy. BAS lives, real hard. 

tbf, they know we're gonna beat their ass.

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[nnm 36,207]

The first post was made last week (and I think posted upthread).  In some of the follow-ups, they are so close to getting it, but the ones who actually do get it are quickly shouted down by the crowd. 

 

(I had to look up “NWO” George Bush. New world order. Apparently George HW is now a heretic. That’s news to me.  Heavy overlap between CR and football forum on Texags.)

Edited November 9 by nnm

[SimkinsMan 4,358]

Aggy is having a hard time processing the new reality of college football. 

[PilotsError 2,286]

[Longhornfrenzy 5,622]

[billfromlaketravis 11,377]

That’s a patented aggy move. Catch them in a fact that they can’t wiggle out and they say something outrageous like “ we should forfeit” or “we should fold the program then”. 

[Scholz 11,938]

Haha looks like they’re taking our game today well 😂

[deft 6,806]

4 weeks ago, the last half of our schedule was candy soft according to texags.

2 weeks ago, tu was going to get slaughtered by vandy and Florida and everyone else according to texags.

As of today, our schedule is candy soft as has been according to texags.



Oh, it’s very important the quality of your wins now. Someone go register and ask what their best win was in their vaunted 2020 season.

[Bevo14 8,282]

32 minutes ago, deft said:

4 weeks ago, the last half of our schedule was candy soft according to texags.

2 weeks ago, tu was going to get slaughtered by vandy and Florida and everyone else according to texags.

As of today, our schedule is candy soft as has been according to texags.



Oh, it’s very important the quality of your wins now. Someone go register and ask what their best win was in their vaunted 2020 season.

 

A schedule with 8 secsecsec teams can suck? Who knew? I thought dat secsecsec grind wears you down no matter who you're playing.

 

 

 

Edited November 9 by Bevo14

[TexLonghorn 5,626]

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II mean, I guess it's possible for them to have an easier schedule, but damn...

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So... Florida isn't prepared for the weekly grind that is the SEC?

 

Edited November 9 by TexLonghorn

[Hank_Hill 18,611]

LSU is their best win and they are probably losing tonight and shit maybe to Vandy.

[Gucci_Suit 2,611]

“Elko will be ready for their mis-direction Mickey Mouse offense.”

I giggled. 

[HtownHorn 14,574]

aggy's two best wins looking like shit tonight.

[SimkinsMan 4,358]

28 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy's two best wins looking like shit tonight.

However, they are looking very good in the PQL metric after Saturday's games. This is what matters most.

Texas is the best remaining Potential Quality Loss on their regular season schedule. The sips beat Florida soundly and will be a top-3 when A&M loses to their rival at the end of the month. Nuts will be squeezed, and trophies minted. 

Clemson had a quality win on Saturday, beating historic powerhouse Virginia Tech. A&M is likely to meet Clemson in the Orange Bowl during the post season, and losing to a team that has won multiple national championships in the last decade is very respectable.

Notre Dame crushed the elite Florida State program on Saturday. When A&M travels to South Bend in the 2025 season, Notre Dame is likely to be undefeated and highly ranked. It will be the kind of loss that Vikings sing about in Valhalla.

 

[campcrunk 2,403]

For all the shit talking about Vandy, aggy's two "quality" wins aren't looking so hot right now

[Hank_Hill 18,611]

52 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy's two best wins looking like shit tonight.

Lol holy shit Missouri 

[Rickylovesweed 14,212]

aggys schedule is so bad this year. They may only play two top 25 teams all year and both games are at home. LSU and Missouri are hot trash. 

[Rickylovesweed 14,212]

5 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

LSU is their best win and they are probably losing tonight and shit maybe to Vandy.

LSU is shit.

If not for major help from the refs against South Carolina, LSU would be 5-4. I actually think aggy has lost to the 2 best teams they've played. ND and South Carolina. 

Edited November 10 by Rickylovesweed

[Wishbone 4,751]

46 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

LSU is shit.

If not for major help from the refs against South Carolina, LSU would be 5-4. I actually think aggy has lost to the 2 best teams they've played. ND and South Carolina. 

[Frank Drebin 5,635]

Florida had half their team out when they played a&m.  Obviously not the QBs.  But their entire secondary was out. And their stud wr.  They were not healthy.  

[Vertigo 20,274]

I love how aggy forgets that florida had 7 DBs out for their game and Marcell Reeds two long passes were total coverage busts where there was nobody within 40 yards of the receivers.

[Lou_Sassle 2,865]

They are just sooooo painfully stupid and oblivious.....

[Chopper 17,174]

 

https://collegefootballnetwork.com/2024-college-football-strength-of-schedule/

 

[HtownHorn 14,574]

Imagine that, having 16 teams in a conference means that there is much more parity with lots of teams having shitty schedules.

[Longhornfrenzy 5,622]

[Longhornfrenzy 5,622]

[Bevo14 8,282]

Haha these redneck fuckfaces always deliver the lulz. So obsessed with our schedule as they come off a beatdown at the hands of South Carolina and gear up to play *checks notes* New Mexico State. 

Edited November 10 by Bevo14

[Yuk 1,511]

This is fear talking. They always talk themselves into some odd superiority before the game and make excuses after the game. It's their oldest tradition.

If only we could settle all this "you haven't played anyone" within the next three weeks.

[Redneck Mutha 7,941]

Before season: Stupid overrated sips won't know what hit em with the grind of the SECSECSEC week in and week out!1!!!!1!

During the season: Every team tu plays is overrated and not that good, while every team we play is underrated world beaters!11!!1!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,109]

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Wait a minute...players get hurt during football games and now it's just tu's fault and timing that give us that advantage? Wow. I can't believe players get hurt which hurt their team, which in turn helps other teams win. 

I also love their confidence that if on a neutral field we would smoke them, but at home? No chance. Never mind they have no RB's, no WRs, a QB who can't pass, an above average defense, but we can't forget the towel twirling 12th men!!!!! 

We are going to kill them and use their carcasses to make make lamp shades, curtains, and best of all use their skulls as soup bowls. 

 

#1 defense not that great. K. Gotcha. 

Edited November 10 by Funk Doctor Spock

[RomaVicta 29,836]

It's weird that they think our easier than expected calendar means we're not good. They cling to that incomplete reasoning like a snot-nosed kid clings to a security blanket. We've destroyed a number of teams where the game was over at half-time. 

It will be fun to gut them in their own stadium.