Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Scholz 11,933]

There has never been a whinier group of little bitches in history 

[campcrunk 2,346]

58 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You know what's pretty slimy? Telling Mizzou you're still committed while recruiting other players to A&M.

Yes, and God forbid Gerry report on A&M making a run at one of commits. How dare he publish actual newsworthy stories??!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamilton stirring the pot

Yes, we are worried about our top 5 class and envied at your barely top 10-12 class. K. 

3 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Yes, and God forbid Gerry report on A&M making a run at one of commits. How dare he publish actual newsworthy stories??!

If it were Tennessee trying this against USCe they would laugh. But since it's rgem, they cry. The irony. 

[campcrunk 2,346]

26 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yes, we are worried about our top 5 class and envied at your barely top 10-12 class. K. 

If it were Tennessee trying this against USCe they would laugh. But since it's rgem, they cry. The irony. 

And I love Texags nerds complaining about other sites being "biased." Lest we forget, their precious Olin was scolding Malik Jefferson about picking Texas years ago. And Kris Boyd. And I'm sure there are others I just can't recall 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

Just now, campcrunk said:

And I love Texags nerds complaining about other sites being "biased." Lest we forget, their precious Olin was scolding Malik Jefferson about picking Texas years ago. And Kris Boyd. And I'm sure there are others I just can't recall 

Oh, and how Josh Pate was slobbing their knobs after their historic '22 class until this year when he realized they are who they are. And he's buddies with Pedo-Looch

[RomaVicta 29,773]

9 hours ago, texifornia said:

I think everyone on this board is aware of who is on our schedule Saturday and remembers the 2021 game.

We're getting close to Aggie parrot mode on this point.

[Chopper 17,152]

 

 

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10,751]

13 hours ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

I think there's something to be said for not being the jihad game for every team on the schedule. Florida players, for instance, are less likely to whip themselves into a frenzy to play us than every team in the legacy Big 12 and the same goes for most of the schools we play now. You don't hear a bunch of big bad Texas quotes from opposing players/coaches midweek. 

this is a great point

not until you posted this did i think about the conspicuous absence this season (other than from aggy) of the bitching and caterwauling about big evil texas every week week after week

if we can get rid of aggy and pig on an annual basis and play only 1 every other year life will be grand

[billfromlaketravis 11,358]

2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Oh, and how Josh Pate was slobbing their knobs after their historic '22 class until this year when he realized they are who they are. And he's buddies with Pedo-Looch

Pate is only out of clicks. If he could make more money on OnlyFans, he’d do that for a living, 

[nnm 36,054]

6 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Pate is only out of clicks. If he could make more money on OnlyFans, he’d do that for a living, 

[RomaVicta 29,773]

 

Recognizing the grand scheming:

That grand scheme? The world conspiracy to keep the Aggies from their rightful place atop the college football world!

He has unmatched experience at using losses to prove a team's superiority.

Edited yesterday at 02:37 PM by RomaVicta

[Longhornfrenzy 5,591]

[Bodacious Bevo 3,576]

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

“I just don’t think you are going to get NFL talent at receiver our of the portal”

My god, some of those folks are so detached from reality. Like just a complete lack of understanding of the current CFB world. 

[Scheiss Meister 8,399]

12 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

“I just don’t think you are going to get NFL talent at receiver our of the portal”

My god, some of those folks are so detached from reality. Like just a complete lack of understanding of the current world. 

Fixed

[closetojumping 62,205]

Based on all of the shit out there regarding Cook at this point, I'll be very encouraged if he winds at ATM or some other rival. 

[Skipper 6,103]

On 11/11/2024 at 9:02 AM, closetojumping said:

This is actually completely untrue historically in this game. The favorite wins an overwhelming majority of the time.

My view on why that occurs is that this game does not sneak up on anyone.  

It's been so long since we played them I decided to look at this because my recollection is the same and it pretty much checks out.  I've been to every game we've played them except 2 at Kyle Field since 1994.   Here are the only arguable outliers.

1998:  A&M's last conference championship and Ricky's record breaking game.  That was a good A&M team but that Texas team by year end was really fucking good.  Don't know what the point spread was but bet it was close.  The AP rankings (A&M at #6 but Texas unranked) didn't reflect reality.  

1999:  We were a clear better team but lost with a crazy set of circumstances.  Bonfire game, Hullabaloo Dinesh Dinesh (no team breakfast at the Ramada) and Major hit with a brutal stomach bug that morning.  Simms first ever start + that atmosphere and we still should have won.  

2006 and 2007:  Both frustrating as hell.  Colt started game dinged up then got hurt at the end in 2006 then we lost to a shitty A&M team at Kyle in 2007.  That 2007 game is probably the biggest outlier as a game we had no business losing.  We really had no business losing either of these games.

 

 

 

 

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

45 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

“I just don’t think you are going to get NFL talent at receiver our of the portal”

My god, some of those folks are so detached from reality. Like just a complete lack of understanding of the current CFB world. 

Well, aggy may not get NFL talent at receiver out of the portal. 

115th in passing offense.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

11 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Pate is only out of clicks. If he could make more money on OnlyFans, he’d do that for a living, 

How does this man not have a secret supply from Looch sending UPS packages weekly?

[Hookem10 640]

54 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Based on all of the shit out there regarding Cook at this point, I'll be very encouraged if he winds at ATM or some other rival. 

I know you can’t divulge but would love to know the dirt. 

[WBT 20,415]

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Well, aggy may not get NFL talent at receiver out of the portal. 

115th in passing offense.

Yeah he meant to say Elko/Klein aren't getting nfl receivers out of the portal

[Horndog 2,218]

2 hours ago, Skipper said:

It's been so long since we played them I decided to look at this because my recollection is the same and it pretty much checks out.  I've been to every game we've played them except 2 at Kyle Field since 1994.   Here are the only arguable outliers.

1998:  A&M's last conference championship and Ricky's record breaking game.  That was a good A&M team but that Texas team by year end was really fucking good.  Don't know what the point spread was but bet it was close.  The AP rankings (A&M at #6 but Texas unranked) didn't reflect reality.  

1999:  We were a clear better team but lost with a crazy set of circumstances.  Bonfire game, Hullabaloo Dinesh Dinesh (no team breakfast at the Ramada) and Major hit with a brutal stomach bug that morning.  Simms first ever start + that atmosphere and we still should have won.  

2006 and 2007:  Both frustrating as hell.  Colt started game dinged up then got hurt at the end in 2006 then we lost to a shitty A&M team at Kyle in 2007.  That 2007 game is probably the biggest outlier as a game we had no business losing.  We really had no business losing either of these games.

 

 

 

 

It was at the 2004 game that I learned the one point safety was a thing. 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10,751]

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

I know you can’t divulge but would love to know the dirt. 

something that's been missed - or maybe i haven't seen it - but sark announced his departure in the presser a week ago yesterday so the decisioin or whatever happened to cause the decision took place before nov 4th

[Longhornfrenzy 5,591]

[msucolt45 3,989]

aggy needs to worry about beating Auburn, prior to wish casting the eventual. Just like us on the road vs Arky and hosting Kentucky.

Hook’em!!!

[Sgt Hulk 13,643]

Holy fuck hahaha.  Oregon boise. BYU Miami  bama osu psu uga ole miss and ND. All schools they posted would beat aggy relentlessly 

[Rimbo 25,766]

On 11/11/2024 at 5:42 PM, Scholz said:

There has never been a whinier group of little bitches in history 

tell me you don't participate in the game threads without telling me you don't participate in game threads

[TKthunder2 4,980]

Are they really arguing that they have a better resume than Notre Dame? If only there was a way to determine which team was better…

[Darth Tron 1,122]

They gotta stop referring to SCAR as USC.  I actually had to google “when did A&M play USC” and then feel stupid when the result popped up.

[RomaVicta 29,773]

This guy is really smart.

I particularly like the Aggie habit of tracing the provenance of their genius. I've said this many times and have the clippings to prove it!

 

This guy knows what's important when it comes to rankings:

 

He completely left out the colossal screwing A&M is getting aphabetically here. It's University of Tenn and t.u.. Aggies starts with an A and they should be A-lone atop the SEC rankings. T-sip toxicity at its finest!

 

Um...huh? Brings it home pretty well, though:

 

Lastly, an enormously worthwhile comment:

[HtownHorn 14,468]

aggy is losing to Auburn. I mean it's what they do.

[Rickylovesweed 14,154]

26 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy is losing to Auburn. I mean it's what they do.

It wouldn't be surprising. 

Auburn has a solid D and have been in pretty much every game this year. It's just a matter of how much Auburn's offense wants to shit the bed. 

[texifornia 56,487]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

It wouldn't be surprising. 

Auburn has a solid D and have been in pretty much every game this year. It's just a matter of how much Auburn's offense wants to shit the bed. 

Peyton Thorne is a bad dropback passer with very little run threat, aka the aggy defense's dream opponent. A&M is going to win.

[Rickylovesweed 14,154]

Just now, texifornia said:

Peyton Thorne is a bad dropback passer with very little run threat, aka the aggy defense's dream opponent. A&M is going to win.

Hunter is one of the better RBs in the SEC. 

This has a 20-17 score feel (either way) if Auburn just gives the ball to Jarquez Hunter. The South Carolina game showed where you can punish aggy's defense. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,605]

My hope is Auburn wins but my head just doesn't see it.

[Scholz 11,933]

I’d rather crush their hopes yet again ourselves on their home turf

[Bevo14 8,273]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

My hope is Auburn wins but my head just doesn't see it.

Seems like the type of game aggy will win by a field goal. 

6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I’d rather crush their hopes yet again ourselves on their home turf

And this. Them rolling in as a top 15 team beating their chests about an assured victory would be much more entertaining.

Edited 21 hours ago by Bevo14

[hookemATL 11,604]

In these situations, I like to ask myself:  What would be the MOST aggy outcome possible?

IMO this season, that would mean them beating NMSU on "Senior Night" *wink wink*, and then just absolutely SHITTING themselves at Jordan-Hare at night.  As others have remarked, Auburn has been in close games and has a decent defense along with a strong running back.  It is not the farthest fetched idea to see them struggle mightily (first real test without Moss in the backfield as well) and lose that game.  

They will be rabid for our matchup in shitsville, but them losing to Auburn would make perfect sense if you consider historical precedent and aggy logic.

[Vertigo 20,265]

22 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I’d rather crush their hopes yet again ourselves on their home turf

If this happens, the tsunami of BAS will be enough to topple the venerable statue of Sul Ross.  

[Yuk 1,508]

BAS is not a thing. How many aggies do you know that ever expect the worst? They pat each other on the back for victories they will win in future or could have won if they had a chance to play. They are the most overconfident bunch of underachievers in the sport, and it's not even close. If BAS was a real thing, their boards wouldn't be so entertaining every time Lucy again pulls the back. Instead, that raw pain of reality hitting them in face is what is so damn exhilarating for the rest of us normal folks. 

[Magus Ossis 2,783]

29 minutes ago, Yuk said:

BAS is not a thing. How many aggies do you know that ever expect the worst? They pat each other on the back for victories they will win in future or could have won if they had a chance to play. They are the most overconfident bunch of underachievers in the sport, and it's not even close. If BAS was a real thing, their boards wouldn't be so entertaining every time Lucy again pulls the back. Instead, that raw pain of reality hitting them in face is what is so damn exhilarating for the rest of us normal folks. 

One of the first symptoms of Brainless Aggie Syndrome (aka "BAS" or, less redundantly, "aggy") is the crippling and nearly complete inability to take in information that contradicts a fantasy worldview. Close behind is the departure of the capacity to draw simple conclusions from clear and relevant data.

Edited 20 hours ago by Magus Ossis

[Napoleon 8,600]

5 hours ago, Darth Tron said:

They gotta stop referring to SCAR as USC.  I actually had to google “when did A&M play USC” and then feel stupid when the result popped up.

The SEC makes people dumber.

 

The SEC - It just means poor.

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5 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

One of the first symptoms of Brainless Aggie Syndrome (aka "BAS" or, less redundantly, "aggy") is the crippling and nearly complete inability to take in information that contradicts a fantasy worldview. Close behind is the departure of the capacity to draw simple conclusions from clear and relevant data.

Pretty sure it is “Battered Aggie Syndrome”. 

[General Specific 3,232]

Which is why they have a code, “lie, cheat or steal…”


The Costanza principle.

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

Billowy Asshole Syndrome

[Rimbo 25,766]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

I’d rather crush their hopes yet again ourselves on their home turf

That's fun, too, but I want them to endure soul-crushing defeats against everyone, not just us.

[Rimbo 25,766]

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Pretty sure it is “Battered Aggie Syndrome”. 

To-may-to, to-mah-to.

[Magus Ossis 2,783]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Pretty sure it is “Battered Aggie Syndrome”. 

Yes, I was re-designating it rather than following the Aggie lead.

[Hank_Hill 18,486]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

I’d rather crush their hopes yet again ourselves on their home turf

Eh. If we somehow fuck around and lose that game I’d prefer it be meaningless with us still going to the playoffs and them going to the Texas Bowl. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,413]

On 11/12/2024 at 9:43 AM, Bodacious Bevo said:

“I just don’t think you are going to get NFL talent at receiver our of the portal”

My god, some of those folks are so detached from reality. Like just a complete lack of understanding of the current CFB world. 

Don't anybody mention Adonai Mitchell to them.

[Hookem10 640]

Senior night for auburn also.  They’ll beat someone this year. Why not ?