Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[deft 6800]

Has auburm considered switching their senior night to an easier home opponent? Oh what’s that? They already did?

(I know they didn’t but….)

[Armybrat 40744]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Pretty sure it is “Battered Aggie Syndrome”. 

Why not both?

[futureman 22415]

7 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Billowy Asshole Syndrome

like a tattered windsock.

[closetojumping 62247]

7 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Yes, I was re-designating it rather than following the Aggie lead.

Far be it for me to interfere with creative disruption. 

[RomaVicta 29794]

Concurrence rather than coincidence. Conspiracy rather than accountability:

The two percenters chime in:

 

Good question followed by...

...the birth of an Aggie fact.

 

Who knows what to make of the above? It's not a conspiracy. It is a conspiracy. It's pro wrestling. 

 

Ah, sanity makes another appearance. Nice. 

Uh oh.

You see it's about our conference schedule! The SEC, the grind that isn't.

Right off the bat, our first SEC game was Miss. State. I mean, can you imagine? It's obvious why that's a horrible thing, so genius here will just move on to...

OU is in the SEC but it kind of isn't as "most will agree." It's its own thing. We all get that, right? Moving on.

Finally, we get Georgia (at home!) and shit the bed. We lost by two scores to a top five team while shitting the bed. Far worse than any A&M loss. I'm guessing this guy would say that S. Car doesn't count because it was on the road. Most would agree, of course.

Then comes the clencher. We didn't play a road SEC game (OU in Dallas is its own thing, recall!) until Oc-to-ber 27. Hello?! I mean, come on! Latest SEC road game e-VER. In case that's too confusing, the genius repeats it lest we fail to soar with him in the intellectual heights delineating the outrage. Most will agree why this is an outrage. It's obvious. C'mon!

Big climax: That leaves Arkansas as one of our toughest (presumably road?) games. I mean, who else do we play after Georgia? No one else stands in the way of the Sankey-Sip conspiracy train racing to the SEC championship game. What's that?

Big anti-climax: Oh yea, A&M is a road game. Right up there with Georgia according to the genius. Most will agree and nod their heads as to why this fact was soft pedaled at the end. It's, of course, beyond me.

 

This guy gets it:

The guys who count rise games actually chose OU for Texas. As a rise game! And we got vs day and Ca do as well. Criminal!

Lastly, fearless on every front Aggie finds a new front for fear:

Edited 16 hours ago by RomaVicta

[texifornia 56526]

 

[SydneyCarton 47884]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Always copying Big Brother. 

[kevwun 15653]

If someone were to hack that and make it a sheep, I might die from laughing.

[MIkeHoncho 1896]

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

If someone were to hack that and make it a sheep, I might die from laughing.

or make the dog scoot across the top of the stadium.   Can we bring our drones and do some MOB-style antics? 

[utee94 15746]

it's amusing to me that they're now crafting some new narrative about ZOMG NIGHT GAMES.

We're not being forced to play ANY night games against SEC opponents on the road, oh noes!

Nevermind that we're also not benefitting from getting a bunch of night games against SEC opponents at home, either.  Miss State 3:15, Florida 11 AM, Kentucky 2:30 PM.  Only Georgia was a night game, and they keep pointing out that our 2-score loss that was 1-score at the end of the 3rd quarter, was a total blowout.  So, I guess night games aren't that important?  Or, they're only important when they favor some strange and nonsensical narrative the ags are attempting to craft?

Meanwhile the ags got LSU at home as a night game, and most likely will get Texas at home as a night game.  If they beat us, night games will matter, if they lose, then it'll be the fault of something else which no doubt involves some nefarious plans devised and implemented by the snakey-sip axis of evil.

 

 

[BurntOrange&White 39661]

19 minutes ago, utee94 said:

it's amusing to me that they're now crafting some new narrative about ZOMG NIGHT GAMES.

We're not being forced to play ANY night games against SEC opponents on the road, oh noes!

Nevermind that we're also not benefitting from getting a bunch of night games against SEC opponents at home, either.  Miss State 3:15, Florida 11 AM, Kentucky 2:30 PM.  Only Georgia was a night game, and they keep pointing out that our 2-score loss that was 1-score at the end of the 3rd quarter, was a total blowout.  So, I guess night games aren't that important?  Or, they're only important when they favor some strange and nonsensical narrative the ags are attempting to craft?

Meanwhile the ags got LSU at home as a night game, and most likely will get Texas at home as a night game.  If they beat us, night games will matter, if they lose, then it'll be the fault of something else which no doubt involves some nefarious plans devised and implemented by the snakey-sip axis of evil.

 

 

I posted in the Kiffin thread but Kiffin called fat boy out about it.

[Wishbone 4739]

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

If someone were to hack that and make it a sheep, I might die from laughing.

I thought it was a sheep. 🤔

[LTtxfan 48979]

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

I thought it was a sheep. 🤔

Agree...

[Hank_Hill 18493]

Lol at the tongue. Terrible

[MAUFRAIS 6577]

Their drones should probably just go back and forth in lines.