Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[deft 6806]

Has auburm considered switching their senior night to an easier home opponent? Oh what’s that? They already did?

(I know they didn’t but….)

[Armybrat 40759]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Pretty sure it is “Battered Aggie Syndrome”. 

Why not both?

[futureman 22434]

7 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Billowy Asshole Syndrome

like a tattered windsock.

[closetojumping 62274]

7 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Yes, I was re-designating it rather than following the Aggie lead.

Far be it for me to interfere with creative disruption. 

[RomaVicta 29836]

Concurrence rather than coincidence. Conspiracy rather than accountability:

The two percenters chime in:

 

Good question followed by...

...the birth of an Aggie fact.

 

Who knows what to make of the above? It's not a conspiracy. It is a conspiracy. It's pro wrestling. 

 

Ah, sanity makes another appearance. Nice. 

Uh oh.

You see it's about our conference schedule! The SEC, the grind that isn't.

Right off the bat, our first SEC game was Miss. State. I mean, can you imagine? It's obvious why that's a horrible thing, so genius here will just move on to...

OU is in the SEC but it kind of isn't as "most will agree." It's its own thing. We all get that, right? Moving on.

Finally, we get Georgia (at home!) and shit the bed. We lost by two scores to a top five team while shitting the bed. Far worse than any A&M loss. I'm guessing this guy would say that S. Car doesn't count because it was on the road. Most would agree, of course.

Then comes the clencher. We didn't play a road SEC game (OU in Dallas is its own thing, recall!) until Oc-to-ber 27. Hello?! I mean, come on! Latest SEC road game e-VER. In case that's too confusing, the genius repeats it lest we fail to soar with him in the intellectual heights delineating the outrage. Most will agree why this is an outrage. It's obvious. C'mon!

Big climax: That leaves Arkansas as one of our toughest (presumably road?) games. I mean, who else do we play after Georgia? No one else stands in the way of the Sankey-Sip conspiracy train racing to the SEC championship game. What's that?

Big anti-climax: Oh yea, A&M is a road game. Right up there with Georgia according to the genius. Most will agree and nod their heads as to why this fact was soft pedaled at the end. It's, of course, beyond me.

 

This guy gets it:

The guys who count rise games actually chose OU for Texas. As a rise game! And we got vs day and Ca do as well. Criminal!

Lastly, fearless on every front Aggie finds a new front for fear:

Edited Thursday at 02:43 PM by RomaVicta

[texifornia 56594]

 

[SydneyCarton 47936]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Always copying Big Brother. 

[kevwun 15680]

If someone were to hack that and make it a sheep, I might die from laughing.

[MIkeHoncho 1901]

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

If someone were to hack that and make it a sheep, I might die from laughing.

or make the dog scoot across the top of the stadium.   Can we bring our drones and do some MOB-style antics? 

[utee94 15747]

it's amusing to me that they're now crafting some new narrative about ZOMG NIGHT GAMES.

We're not being forced to play ANY night games against SEC opponents on the road, oh noes!

Nevermind that we're also not benefitting from getting a bunch of night games against SEC opponents at home, either.  Miss State 3:15, Florida 11 AM, Kentucky 2:30 PM.  Only Georgia was a night game, and they keep pointing out that our 2-score loss that was 1-score at the end of the 3rd quarter, was a total blowout.  So, I guess night games aren't that important?  Or, they're only important when they favor some strange and nonsensical narrative the ags are attempting to craft?

Meanwhile the ags got LSU at home as a night game, and most likely will get Texas at home as a night game.  If they beat us, night games will matter, if they lose, then it'll be the fault of something else which no doubt involves some nefarious plans devised and implemented by the snakey-sip axis of evil.

 

 

[BurntOrange&White 39817]

19 minutes ago, utee94 said:

it's amusing to me that they're now crafting some new narrative about ZOMG NIGHT GAMES.

We're not being forced to play ANY night games against SEC opponents on the road, oh noes!

Nevermind that we're also not benefitting from getting a bunch of night games against SEC opponents at home, either.  Miss State 3:15, Florida 11 AM, Kentucky 2:30 PM.  Only Georgia was a night game, and they keep pointing out that our 2-score loss that was 1-score at the end of the 3rd quarter, was a total blowout.  So, I guess night games aren't that important?  Or, they're only important when they favor some strange and nonsensical narrative the ags are attempting to craft?

Meanwhile the ags got LSU at home as a night game, and most likely will get Texas at home as a night game.  If they beat us, night games will matter, if they lose, then it'll be the fault of something else which no doubt involves some nefarious plans devised and implemented by the snakey-sip axis of evil.

 

 

I posted in the Kiffin thread but Kiffin called fat boy out about it.

[Wishbone 4751]

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

If someone were to hack that and make it a sheep, I might die from laughing.

I thought it was a sheep. 🤔

[LTtxfan 49053]

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

I thought it was a sheep. 🤔

Agree...

[Hank_Hill 18611]

Lol at the tongue. Terrible

[MAUFRAIS 6588]

Their drones should probably just go back and forth in lines.

[jet black 193]

Good chance they all do this during the dog drone show

[MontereyMX 869]

19 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

 

Edited Friday at 12:32 PM by MontereyMX
idk

[Park Gothic 5005]

17 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Agree...

Not proud of this effort, but I'm hung over and it's more proof of concept. 

[Stinkpalm 687]

Let’s say some Surlyites were able to acquire a number of drones… how difficult would it be to fly in a pirate drone show during their show on November 30 and make Bevo hump their little drone dog?

[tejas60 3531]

8 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

Let’s say some Surlyites were able to acquire a number of drones… how difficult would it be to fly in a pirate drone show during their show on November 30 and make Bevo hump their little drone dog?

[Not a Sock 2311]

8 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

Let’s say some Surlyites were able to acquire a number of drones… how difficult would it be to fly in a pirate drone show during their show on November 30 and make Bevo hump their little drone dog?

Really hard plus a couple of felonies 

[nnm 36207]

54 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Really hard plus a couple of felonies 

Motto worthy. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5622]

[WBT 20483]

Lulz, perineal

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Lulz, perineal

What?! You don't think SEC is a conference full of taints?!

[Pato del Muerto 52385]

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lulz, perineal

Just as good is that if he had said perennial, the sentence still doesn’t make sense. Preeminent?  Tough to buy that particular autocorrect. 

Edited Friday at 06:39 PM by Pato del Muerto

[RomaVicta 29836]

Hey, girls. What do we do with A&M?

Woo hoo!

[Scholz 11938]

Imbeciles. Crazy people.

[SydneyCarton 47936]

35 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Can someone put on their idiot hat and explain to me how they're ignoring their own SoS and just going straight to "Texas has the easiest schedule in the SEC?" I'd really like to understand how our scheudule is suddenly ranked harder than our schedule when those assholes have to play us? And we don't play a fucking D2 school in November. 

If it's too great a stretch for someone to lower their IQ enough to explain that to me, can someone go to the football board and have one of those waterheads translate this into Fucktard for the rest of us? Maybe markstanco, he's real dumb. 

Boy, their sankey conspiracy theory hate engine is really something to behold. 

[Park Gothic 5005]

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Can someone put on their idiot hat and explain to me how they're ignoring their own SoS and just going straight to "Texas has the easiest schedule in the SEC?" I'd really like to understand how our scheudule is suddenly ranked harder than our schedule when those assholes have to play us? And we don't play a fucking D2 school in November. 

If it's too great a stretch for someone to lower their IQ enough to explain that to me, can someone go to the football board and have one of those waterheads translate this into Fucktard for the rest of us? Maybe markstanco, he's real dumb. 

Boy, their sankey conspiracy theory hate engine is really something to behold. 

Because it's the KFord rating, which is just ... some guy putting out numbers.

Kelly Ford isn't a nobody, but he's not a somebody either. It would be like if Bud Elliott put out power ratings. He's knowledgeable about CFB and it's how he makes a living, but it's just him. 

It's also funny that the Aggies are putting so much stock in his ratings when he puts Texas above A&M in almost every metric:

 

[SydneyCarton 47936]

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

Because it's the KFord rating, which is just ... some guy putting out numbers.

Kelly Ford isn't a nobody, but he's not a somebody either. It would be like if Bud Elliott put out power ratings. He's knowledgeable about CFB and it's how he makes a living, but it's just him. 

It's also funny that the Aggies are putting so much stock in his ratings when he puts Texas above A&M in almost every metric:

 

While this is a fun post, you addressed none of my points. 

[Napoleon 8634]

Sorry.

Didn’t read the last 5 or 6 posts…

I'm still letting something sink in from a quote/pasted post.

 

Edited Friday at 07:28 PM by Napoleon

[Park Gothic 5005]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

While this is a fun post, you addressed none of my points. 

Fair enough, I took your post as asking why the difficulty rankings they were looking at seemed off. 

To the extent you were asking for someone to try to think like an Aggie and explain them...I politely decline. 

[Chuckie Finster 22622]

It is funny how this argument just absolutely breaks the brains of anyone who tries to relay the stereotypical weak schedule talking points.

"They plan in a weak conference!!!" - cannot be said about a team that just voluntarily moved from the Big 12 to the SEC

"They didn't schedule anyone OOC!!!" - cannot be said about a team that scheduled an away game at the defending champs (and a team that has made 3 of the last 4 playoffs)

Yes, we have had an easy schedule.  But any complaints beyond "damn, they got lucky" are just people whining about things they cannot control.

Edited Friday at 07:33 PM by Chuckie Finster

[Nivek 16876]

Really hard plus a couple of felonies 

Art Briles recruiting again?

[PilotsError 2286]

12mn95 is about to get called to Looch's office.

[Pato del Muerto 52385]

Don’t know if it’s known whether or not the 2025 schedule will be the same sequence but home/away flipped or not, but if so I look for aggy to bitch about how many home games we get late in the season and how that’s unfair. 

[Armybrat 40759]

On 11/14/2024 at 11:12 AM, kevwun said:

If someone were to hack that and make it Bevo dropping a massive deuce on the 50 yard line at the end of the game, I might die from laughing.

Fify

[HtownHorn 14574]

I mean our SOS has been better in 10 of the 11 years aggy has been in the SEC than aggy, but they like to gloss over that point consistently. When you play every team in your conference, you are playing a harder schedule than a team that was playing 8 of the possible 13 teams in the conference.

Megaconferences are fucking stupid due to the amount of shitty schedules they will produce.

Edited Friday at 08:27 PM by HtownHorn

[Vertigo 20274]

5 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Not proud of this effort, but I'm hung over and it's more proof of concept. 

Thujone's Clem as a drone would be just magical sir. I hereby commission you for such a project. Or the aggy rollercoaster. Or the Liucci dick gif. Or all of the above. 

Edited Friday at 09:19 PM by Vertigo

[OU Sucks 8781]

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Give them a break...they only have 2 more weeks of pretending that they've been wayyy better than us.

[TheAuditor 1035]

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

While this is a fun post, you addressed none of my points. 

Aggie ignores non-conference games for their SOS argument - cause only the SEC SEC SEC counts  -  I think that's the underlying mental wall they are building around their hive opinion on scheduling,  but you asked me to lower my IQ level,  so that prevented me from perhaps understanding your point.  

[WBT 20483]

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

"They plan in a weak conference!!!" - cannot be said about a team that just voluntarily moved from the Big 12 to the SEC

Can't it?

[texifornia 56594]

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It is funny how this argument just absolutely breaks the brains of anyone who tries to relay the stereotypical weak schedule talking points.

"They plan in a weak conference!!!" - cannot be said about a team that just voluntarily moved from the Big 12 to the SEC

"They didn't schedule anyone OOC!!!" - cannot be said about a team that scheduled an away game at the defending champs (and a team that has made 3 of the last 4 playoffs)

Yes, we have had an easy schedule.  But any complaints beyond "damn, they got lucky" are just people whining about things they cannot control.

Not our fault Florida, Georgia, and Michigan are all having down seasons at the same time. That's normally a very intimidating slate (and annoyingly UGA did bring their A game to Austin).

[UTEX90 589]

Their SoS is higher because they have to play us.  Our SoS is lower because we play them.  That is it in a nutshell.

Common Opponents:

Fla.  - aggies away.  - Texas at home.

Ark. - aggies neutral site - Texas away.

Miss St. - aggies away - Texas at home

 

aggies:                                                 Texas:

LSU - at home                                     Georgia - at home

Mizzou - at home                               Kentucky - at home

South Carolina - away                       Oklahoma - neutral site

Auburn - away                                   Vanderbilt - away

We play them at home while we are on the road, but our schedule is a piece of cake because we are playing a weak aggie football program and they have to play the powerhouse University of Texas.  Nevermind, they are getting us at home and we play away.   Their biggest argument for us having an SEC cupcake schedule is that they suck and are dragging our SoS to the dirt and theirs is tougher because they have to play the juggernaut that is The University of Texas.

Edited Friday at 11:24 PM by UTEX90

[Hank_Hill 18611]

The 2 teams ranked ahead of us in every poll have weaker SOS based on that chart, but they don’t care about that

[Tony Two K 599]

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

The 2 teams ranked ahead of us in every poll have weaker SOS based on that chart, but they don’t care about that

We have the toughest SoS of any team in the top 5!  Just win baby.

[cafe society 2845]

Fever dream level conspiracy hysteria that manages to work in both perineal and The View.  That is some delicious, wild-eyed, drooling insanity.  

[nnm 36207]

5 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Fever dream level conspiracy hysteria that manages to work in both perineal and The View.  That is some delicious, wild-eyed, drooling insanity.  

Now you’ve done it. You’ve got Surly imagining The View hosts’ perineums. 

[Sgt Hulk 13695]

aggy had played absolutely no one. The teams they played with a pulse beat them.  Now I know we chose to play Michigan in the big house versus a scrappy bowling green team.  But I’m really struggling with how fucking stupid these morons are LSU that they said was their coming out party is dog shit of the hugest d free and losing to Florida right now.   I just struggle with how fucking stupid some people are. I know sark is a pussy when it comes to running up the score but I hope just for once asshole sark comes out. Onsides kicking going for 2 and running that shit up to the last play even if it’s a hail Mary up by 40