Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Hank_Hill 18639]

LSU struggling with a team we beat by a billion and Missouri going to get dog walked later. I ain’t skeered.

[Longhornfrenzy 5631]

New narrative alert 

[Pato del Muerto 52397]

Came here looking for that.  They lose both of their ranked wins today. 

[deft 6808]

“Still a ranked win. “Jesus.

[Hank_Hill 18639]

Now do Michigan, Vandy, OU

Edited 21 hours ago by Hank_Hill

[futureman 22438]

florida with lagway and florida with yale transfer are two different teams

[Hank_Hill 18639]

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

florida with lagway and florida with yale transfer are two different teams

You’re right, LSU actually looks really good. 

[DaysOff 7919]

But Lagway doesn't play defense

[futureman 22438]

my point stands. 

[General Specific 3243]

Really hard plus a couple of felonies 

Something something your really good friends will be sitting next to you!!!

[General Specific 3243]

Thujone's Clem as a drone would be just magical sir. I hereby commission you for such a project. Or the aggy rollercoaster. Or the Liucci dick gif. Or all of the above. 

Give me dick butt for the win!

[General Specific 3243]

Their SoS is higher because they have to play us.  Our SoS is lower because we play them.  That is it in a nutshell.
Common Opponents:
Fla.  - aggies away.  - Texas at home.
Ark. - aggies neutral site - Texas away.
Miss St. - aggies away - Texas at home
 
aggies:                                                 Texas:
LSU - at home                                     Georgia - at home
Mizzou - at home                               Kentucky - at home
South Carolina - away                       Oklahoma - neutral site
Auburn - away                                   Vanderbilt - away
We play them at home while we are on the road, but our schedule is a piece of cake because we are playing a weak aggie football program and they have to play the powerhouse University of Texas.  Nevermind, they are getting us at home and we play away.   Their biggest argument for us having an SEC cupcake schedule is that they suck and are dragging our SoS to the dirt and theirs is tougher because they have to play the juggernaut that is The University of Texas.

aggy captured perfectly!

[utee94 15752]

Had to smile yesterday watching the ags' two "impressive" wins vanish.  Lulz.

[BigHornedLurker 1911]

Aggy best wins are Mizzou and LSU , who likely aren't going to end the season ranked and a loss to ND that would not be close if they played again.

They dodged every single top team, and got boat raced by South Carolina.

a&m sucks sheep ass and will lose convincingly 

[Gidnik 3258]

14 hours ago, futureman said:

my point stands. 

Just because it stands doesn’t make it intelligent. 

[Yesh 907]

Texas and A&M score differential (first and second column respectively) vs SEC teams, ranked per FPI.  Tiers are arbitrarily created by me.

TIER 1

1 - Texas                    N/A         TBD

2 - Bama                   N/A          N/A

3 - Georgia               -15            N/A

4 - Ole Miss              N/A           N/A

5 - Tennessee           N/A           N/A

 

TIER 2

6 - South Carolina    N/A           -24

7 - A&M                     TBD          N/A

8 - LSU                      N/A           +15

 

TIER 3

9 - Missouri               N/A          +31

10 - Florida                +32          +13

11 - OU                       +31           N/A

12 - Auburn                N/A          TBD

13 - Arkansas            +10           +4

 

TIER 4

14 - Vanderbilt          +3             N/A

15 - Kentucky            TBD          N/A

16 - Miss St               +22           +10

 

Non-con they have ND > Michigan, but our easiest opponents CSU and La Monroe would both be double digit favorites over NM State and McNeese.

[futureman 22438]

21 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Just because it stands doesn’t make it intelligent. 

make an argument against it.  oh that’s right you can’t.  carry on. 

[RomaVicta 29847]

1 hour ago, Yesh said:

Texas and A&M score differential (first and second column respectively) vs SEC teams, ranked per FPI.  Tiers are arbitrarily created by me.

TIER 1

1 - Texas                    N/A         TBD

2 - Bama                   N/A          N/A

3 - Georgia               -15            N/A

4 - Ole Miss              N/A           N/A

5 - Tennessee           N/A           N/A

 

TIER 2

6 - South Carolina    N/A           -24

7 - A&M                     TBD          N/A

8 - LSU                      N/A           +15

 

TIER 3

9 - Missouri               N/A          +31

10 - Florida                +32          +13

11 - OU                       +31           N/A

12 - Auburn                N/A          TBD

13 - Arkansas            +10           +4

 

TIER 4

14 - Vanderbilt          +3             N/A

15 - Kentucky            TBD          N/A

16 - Miss St               +22           +10

 

Non-con they have ND > Michigan, but our easiest opponents CSU and La Monroe would both be double digit favorites over NM State and McNeese.

It seems like daily there's a new chart or graph that I have no hope of interpretting. Thanks for the summary at the bottom.

[okay, I get it now. Thanks.]

Edited 5 hours ago by RomaVicta

[Gidnik 3258]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

make an argument against it.  oh that’s right you can’t.  carry on. 

You thinking you’re correct is enough for me 

[futureman 22438]

so no argument.  as expected. 

[Wishbone 4757]

Waiting for the Longstreet meltdown posts…

[nnm 36223]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Waiting for the Longstreet meltdown posts…

That’ll make for some fine Sunday evening leisure reading. 

[nnm 36223]

 

[kevwun 15698]

ATM fans haven't been this disappointed in a Longstreet since Gettysburg.

[nnm 36223]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

ATM fans haven't been this disappointed in a Longstreet since Gettysburg.

 

[Getafix 28449]

This was *LESS THAN 48 HOURS AGO*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[mdleast 8288]

This was *LESS THAN 48 HOURS AGO*
 

 
 
 

 

 
 

[Harvdog 2278]

I am here for the following:

Longstreet is scared on the competition from Marcel Reed

He’s not as good as the guys we really wanted

He’s not SEC ready

Elko was going to pull his offer after he went to the USC game so he decommitted. 
 

But mostly, I am here for the Aggie tears. 

[Vertuzzi 1363]

26 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I am here for the following:

Longstreet is scared on the competition from Marcel Reed

He’s not as good as the guys we really wanted

He’s not SEC ready

Elko was going to pull his offer after he went to the USC game so he decommitted. 
 

But mostly, I am here for the Aggie tears. 

To add to their stupid talking points:

Something along the lines of “We’ve had 5 stars bust before so we shouldn’t worry about recruiting them”. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5631]

[Longhornfrenzy 5631]

[HtownHorn 14590]

Lots of interesting things from Brauny's posts.

1) Texags only seek information that confirms their bias. Everyone from the outside looking in, knew that Longstreet was going to flip in minute USC showed any interest. Brauny's due diligence ended after his 1st call to his "source" that confirmed his bias.

2) aggy has their savior in Reed, which caused Longstreet to leave because of an empty QB room at USC, but he thinks all these other QBs are immediately going to flip to come into the same situation that he says drove away Longstreet, just makes no fucking sense.

3) Reed fucking sucks, and thinking he's the longterm answer is hilarious, if aggy really starts pursuing another serious QB prospect in the 2025 class, that should really tell everyone what the coaching staff really thinks of Reed.

Edited 1 hour ago by HtownHorn

[Pato del Muerto 52397]

Good to see reed is the next heisman winner.  Amazing how they can do this with every qb. 
 

Of course he had better watch out because that nobody 3rd stringer looks like an nfl qb already, against powerhouse nmsu.  Healthy qb room, great competition, will only make them both better! 
 

Just like king and starkel. Or weigman and calzada. Or whoever. 

Edited 59 minutes ago by Pato del Muerto

[Sgt Hulk 13697]

aggy also forgets the biggest factor. 
 

SoCal. > college station 

[billfromlaketravis 11386]

Hilarious and predictable. If Longstreet doesn’t think he can beat out Reed as a freshman, he needs to go find another career. 
 

Let’s track it out chronologically:

- Outrage that Wiggy wasn’t listed as Heisman favorite in the season previews.

- Lose to Notre Dame, Wiggy is a pothead.
 

- Winning streak with Reed, dark horse Heisman contender. 

- Wiggy is the 2025 favorite after the Mizzou game and then chases that with a benching against LSU. 
 

- Get smoked by South Carolina, Reed sucks and can’t throw. Longstreet is the savior. 
 

- Longstreet flips, and… wait for it… Reed is so good he scared away Longstreet. 

 

[Tex-19 2870]

Clearly this hurts if you're ATM but their handwringing is a little silly tbh. No duh a Socal kid wants to stay home at USC and play for QB guru Lincoln Riley instead of shipping off for Texas and a bunch of coaches with zero NFL QB products. 

[Vertuzzi 1363]

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Clearly this hurts if you're ATM but their handwringing is a little silly tbh. No duh a Socal kid wants to stay home at USC and play for QB guru Lincoln Riley instead of shipping off for Texas and a bunch of coaches with zero NFL QB products. 

You seriously think those fucking donkeys can put that all together? 

[billfromlaketravis 11386]

Russell should use aggy to get more money out Bama, but he should stick. DeBoer is infinitely better than Klein. 
 

Schobel would be a layup if he didn’t have the family history at TCU. Good player, but he’s probably best suited for the Big 12. 

[Harvdog 2278]

I am disappointed I left off one of the excuses. I totally forgot about the “Looch knew about his for months but didn’t want to say anything.”  They have hit on all but one!!  It’s like clockwork with the Aggies.