Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Herpa Derpa 6,122]

26 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Their greatest turdition is that they never learn. Anything. Ever.

And never seem to realize the douchebag shittery is coming from inside the cult. The only consistent thing about aggy is they can't handle themselves with any class or decorum for any moment or event. Ever. They will always aggy it up.

[Gucci_Suit 2,642]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

1998 aggy game draw was nuts. 

It was. I was there at 2am at Belmont with my sleeping bag and boones farm. I got guest ticket too and took my dad. 

That was 1998. There are better methods now, not in college station, but in the rest of the world. Still, it was memorable. It’s was fantastic. 

We didn’t eat any lists, but we ate a lot of Gumby’s. 

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[nnm 36,327]

1 hour ago, Gucci_Suit said:

with my sleeping bag and boones farm

[msucolt45 4,052]

Shit - I go back to the Randall’s or Krogers days of North EZ tickets going for $5.

My Dad and I saw Phil Dawsons’ kick to beat Virginia, and the Barber Brothers, during the ‘95 season from those seats.

Times have changed.

Hook’em!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,175]

Someone please explain to me who Listeater is?

[nnm 36,327]

17 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Someone please explain to me who Listeater is?

https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2016/12/9/13848480/aggie-flashback-the-listeater-saga-dec-9-2004-texas-a-m-tennessee-fran-donuts-cotton-bowl

[deft 6,828]

Someone please explain to me who Listeater is?

Gods, what it would be like to go back and see empire strikes back or the matrix for the first time….enjoy your reading noob. Chortle heartily.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,389]

6 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

And never seem to realize the douchebag shittery is coming from inside the cult. The only consistent thing about aggy is they can't handle themselves with any class or decorum for any moment or event. Ever. They will always aggy it up.

Back in 1996, after Texas beat A&M 51-15, my girlfriend and I went down to dirty 6th.  There were about 400 happy Longhorns celebrating in Maggie Mae's when two total redneck-looking Aggies walked in with their dates.  At first everybody was chill but after 15-20 minutes some of the Longhorns start giving the Aggies a  hard time about the game.  This one Aggie starts flipping the bird to everybody in the bar, saying "FUCK you, Texas. FUCK YOU, f*ggots!"  etc ... I mean, these two dudes are outnumbered 400-2.  Before they could get their asses beat down, the bartender grabs one of them and says "Look, asshole. You may not care if you get your asses beat to a bloody pulp but it's not going to happen in my bar. If you're aiming to take on everybody in this here, you're going to have to do it out in the street."    Somehow, that got through to this guy.  His immense stupidity was broken through and he realized that his odds in a fight against 400 drunk Longhorns were not good. He stopped and they left.  But he really was in a crowded bar, on 6th street, after a massive Texas victory, trying to challenge the entire assembled Longhorn crowd. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,389]

Somewhere, Listeater is now about 45 years old.  Imagine being her. Imagine being universally hated by your Aggie brethren and sistren. I wish she'd come out of the woodwork. She needs another good mocking.

[irishtexan 11,510]

Somewhere, Listeater is now about 45 years old.  Imagine being her. Imagine being universally hated by your Aggie brethren and sistren. I wish she'd come out of the woodwork. She needs another good mocking.

I don’t know man. She wasn’t in good health at 19. Shit, she was so hungry she ate paper. Unless she made some changes, she might not even be around anymore.

[Hank_Hill 18,783]

She’s a fat Karen living in Katy like every middle aged weirdo that graduated from there . 

[Napoleon 8,657]

4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Shit - I go back to the Randall’s or Krogers days of North EZ tickets going for $5.

My Dad and I saw Phil Dawsons’ kick to beat Virginia, and the Barber Brothers, during the ‘95 season from those seats.

Times have changed.

Hook’em!!!

1) Phil was in my Business Law (for non-business majors) study group. (The only one who did NOT contribute a brief to the group.)

2) I went to that game.

3) A high school buddy was at UVA B-school (on his way to becoming an investment banker) and he came to town for that game. (He went to Duke undergrad, so he wasn't too worked up.)

...so this posts hits close to home.