Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Vertuzzi 1390]

Hahaha!!! Fuck these pussies!!

[EverybodyGoDeep 36]

Of course aggy loses after looking beyond Auburn.

[Harvdog 2300]

Watching the Aggies Aggie this away in typical aggie fashion is the most aggie deal of all time 

[Butch Had Not 2993]

I love that Reed is just playing well enough to keep playing and the second aggy goes to the portal for a qb, he's gone. He is a starter somewhere but he's not going to elevate a team to playoffs. It's a precarious spot to be in. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10356]

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I love that Reed is just playing well enough to keep playing and the second aggy goes to the portal for a qb, he's gone. He is a starter somewhere but he's not going to elevate a team to playoffs. It's a precarious spot to be in. 

Good point, but do you think they find a good QB in the portal willing to run Klein's offense? I think it's going to be a big issue

[nnm 36624]

20 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Watching the Aggies Aggie this away in typical aggie fashion is the most aggie deal of all time 

Despite the refs keeping them in the game on back to back blown calls in 2OT. 

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[Butch Had Not 2993]

10 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Good point, but do you think they find a good QB in the portal willing to run Klein's offense? I think it's going to be a big issue

I imagine the UNM or WSU qbs would take it in a heart beat.  Guess it comes down to where you are getting these guys. 

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[Rimbo 26094]

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

lol @ comparing Manziel to Deion.

[Longhornfrenzy 5838]

[Bevo14 8374]

It's alright. By Monday they will have guzzled enough jizz from the jizzjar to be back to normal, predicting a W next weekend based on nothing.

[Longhornfrenzy 5838]

[BigHornedLurker 1968]

Silly aggy , BOMC and SEC front office arent going to allow aggy to win now 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20488]

[Longhornfrenzy 5838]

[texifornia 57096]

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5838]

[Jimmy Two Times 801]

Fortunately, the only thing they have to do to avoid the dreaded 8-4 is beat sippy at home. Fucking losers. Fuck them. 

[utee94 15862]

BuT iT's aN seC rOAd NiGHt gAmE!!!

[Harvdog 2300]

Aggie tears are like good pussy.  When you start thinking about it, you can’t wait for it and then when you get it, it’s not enough, you don’t want it to end and you want more!!

[derp 764]

8 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Aggie tears are like good pussy.  When you start thinking about it, you can’t wait for it and then when you get it, it’s not enough, you don’t want it to end and you want more!!

 

[Tex Pete 20468]

9 hours ago, EverybodyGoDeep said:

Of course aggy loses after looking beyond Auburn.

They lost because they suck. 

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

The TexAgs postgame wrap was weird mixture of: subtly throwing Daniels under the bus, blaming the players, not the coaches for not being ready to play, and who cares the aggys are different team at home, BTHO sip! 

Edited Sunday at 02:20 PM by billfromlaketravis

[hookemATL 11885]

I certainly hope Daniels doesn’t let that play fester, leading to ball security issues/multiple fumbles against Texas. That would be so very sad. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5838]

Morning after screenshots 

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[LebongJames 1813]

My favorite part is how they have just completely made up their own narrative.

 

One of the screenshots said they were on year 5 of their rebuild after their last conference championship. They haven’t one a conference championship in the 21st century.

 

Delusional clowns

[Yuk 1562]

Say year 1 so much. Ignore talent leaving. And this recruiting class for them vs Sark/Saban's.

They've been talking us down all year. Now with 6 days left, they're singing a different tune.
 

[RomaVicta 30016]

Night games! Road games! No SEC road game until November!

t.u. is just lucking their way through this whole thing! 

I suppose merit is what puts an 8-3 team in the position to make the CCG and CFP. I suppose the Aggies will get a sympathy top 25 ranking this week, but they shouldn't.

 

What's this? Your TexAgs bros say A&M has the 7th most talented roster in the USA. 

 

Hmmm, which is the best spin?

We're 8-3 with only two straight SEC losses; the last one was really close! With luck, we'll even be ranked!

We're playing for SEC Championship late in the season!

 

They're close to the program, too. The tu players are shitting themselves for fear of night and Kyle.

 

No you're not. Nobody really cares much about A&M. This guy says it well:

 

 

Took me a while to figure that out. It's evidently the mark of a very important person to be envied by all. Can you imagine boasting about that? Who wouldn't?

 

We all had such high hopes for the elite staff Elko put together and the monsters of the MAC and Missouri Valley that he got out of the portal. 

 

Pay attention to this guy. He has one of them Us:

TRAITOR!

 

Things are right on track:

 

That's right. We're not some fluke 8-3 team clinging to a top 25 ranking! We're big time! We're a real program! Did you see what we did to LSU? To the seniors from Bowling Green? Back off, tough guy.

 

As always.

 

Very important:

[Longhornfrenzy 5838]

[PilotsError 2320]

Just now, PilotsError said:

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5838]

[DaysOff 7973]

What is a Christian path to winning?

[Gucci_Suit 2656]

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

What is a Christian path to winning?

Praying for micracles

[BornAndRaised 12312]

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10356]

Lol...

[texifornia 57096]

Someone chose not to internalize the back-to-back awful PI no-call/calls in 3OT

 

[South Austin 52600]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

What is a Christian path to winning?

Paying refs.

[SimkinsMan 4419]

Behold!

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6 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Behold!

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[Longhornfrenzy 5838]

[SaucyJack 3504]

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

What is a Christian path to winning?

I believe it begins with a sheep, but i could be wrong.

 

[RomaVicta 30016]

I love this conflict between the optimists and the realists:

It reminds me of a joke I heard long ago. 

A guy falls out of a tall building's window. Another happens to see him passing swiftly downward.

"What's it like?"

"So far, so good. Feels like flying!" 

Or like you're in control of your own destiny.

[Longhornfrenzy 5838]

[HtownHorn 14776]

aggy defense is going to look stupid with all the misdirection Sarkisian is going to throw at them. Their back 7 have a low football IQ and they aren't very athletic save for 1 or 2 players.