Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Radiological 27]

"A couple of plays from 9-1." Ah yes, the timeless aggie classic.

[Longhornfrenzy 5783]

[Armybrat 40857]

Aggy sure bandies the word “elite” around a lot but apparently they don’t realize riding other SEC coattails does not elevate them to that level.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

"A couple of sips walked by and..."

The aggy eternal lie 

[Lou_Sassle 2887]

Stay classy, ags...

[Yuk 1552]

They are so obsessed with our offense meaning they have no idea what's coming.

They need to be looking at the other unit we have. The one solidly ranked #1 in CFB. The one that travels.

[Jebus 1320]

25 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Aggy sure bandies the word “elite” around a lot but apparently they don’t realize riding other SEC coattails does not elevate them to that level.

they are elite at riding coattails though

[Wishbone 4763]

5 minutes ago, Jebus said:

they are elite at riding coattails though

Particularly being elite at being aggy. That is their biggest claim to being “elite”.

Elite losers.

Edited 12 hours ago by Wishbone

[Mason Ramsey 3387]

44 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

These guys' offense has been so archaic for so long that they see orbit motion, or any kind of motion at all, and they think it should be considered a trick play.

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

Let's see how year 2 looks under Elko in his only other stop as a HC.. 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

Our defense is going to brutally assault their offense like a Mormon Fundamentalist prison guard. Our offensive line may need to take out an insurance policy in the event that Banks and Williams murder Shemar Turner and Nic Scourton. 

[Jebus 1320]

14 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

These guys' offense has been so archaic for so long that they see orbit motion, or any kind of motion at all, and they think it should be considered a trick play.

please use the correct terminology, it's trickeration to score tuddies in order to win a natty

[Rimbo 26020]

1 hour ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Stay classy, ags...

Oh. Yeah. Sure. I'm sure they really want to face our backup QB. 🤣🤣🤣

[derp 764]

43 minutes ago, Jebus said:

please use the correct terminology, it's trickeration to score tuddies in order to win a natty

When you say tuddies you have to say tiddies. Dems the rules.

[Gut Wagon 8084]

1 hour ago, Yuk said:

They are so obsessed with our offense meaning they have no idea what's coming.

They need to be looking at the other unit we have. The one solidly ranked #1 in CFB. The one that travels.

I anxiously await their counterpunch strategy to Ant Man spying Reed as the pocket collapses. Not sure the Elkster will have one. 

[RomaVicta 29949]

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy defense is going to look stupid with all the misdirection Sarkisian is going to throw at them. Their back 7 have a low football IQ and they aren't very athletic save for 1 or 2 players.

I've, at last, learned not to curse the quick outside passes as the ghost of Greg Davis. Sark is building something when he calls plays. If Ewers could only reliably hit the long pass, some of our games would be runaways or bigger runaways.

I think the Aggies are in for a shock when they play a team actually worthy of the top 5. Their little heads will be roiling with complaints about the refs and how, somehow, us not having an SEC night game until now is another unfair advantage cooked up by Sankey, ESPN, and The View.

Careful what you wish for, dickhead.

Edited 9 hours ago by RomaVicta

[CHIEF 5094]

53 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I anxiously await their counterpunch strategy to Ant Man spying Reed as the pocket collapses. Not sure the Elkster will have one. 

Someone really needs to silkscreen a "Bug Mountain" t-shirt. I know I would buy one. It needs to have The Squid emojis and all that cool shit. 

CHIEF

[Carl Spackler 3488]

2 hours ago, Jebus said:

please use the correct terminology, it's trickeration to score tuddies in order to win a natty

My sarcasm meter is signaling that you're joking.  But just so we're clear -- nobody should use those words.

[PilotsError 2312]

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

My sarcasm meter is signaling that you're joking.  But just so we're clear -- nobody should use those words.

 

thanks Ben.

[TKthunder2 4996]

5 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

"A couple of sips walked by and..."

The aggy eternal lie 

 

100% projecting, this is just what they hope happens.

Can’t wait to hear all of their excuses and backtracking late Saturday night.

[Beau Vine 54319]

On 11/20/2024 at 5:04 PM, nnm said:

Kountry Kwencher was the nectar of the fucking gods back in high school.

[Beau Vine 54319]

22 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I imagine the UNM or WSU qbs would take it in a heart beat.  Guess it comes down to where you are getting these guys. 

Mateer is from Little Elm.  

I'd bet a lot of money that someone has already contacted him about A&M..  

[futureman 22510]

3 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

My sarcasm meter is signaling that you're joking.  But just so we're clear -- nobody should use those words.

bro.  tuddy is a fucking awesome word.  touchdown is so cumbersome.

[Carl Spackler 3488]

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

bro.  tuddy is a fucking awesome word.  touchdown is so cumbersome.

Bro?  There's another one.

Now get off my lawn.

[nnm 36481]

29 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Bro?  There's another one.

Now get off my lawn.

[Sgt Hulk 13814]

Here’s the best part you all haven’t thought of yet.  After we win the sec and roll through the playoffs. aggy is gonna have to ride our sec coat tails in the natty.  Because you know sec brotherhood and all. They will be faced with fuck the sips. But sec. But sips. But sec.   I wanna see their mental gymnastics so bad 

[dcar00 14317]

12 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Behold!

And this time he gets to use his checkbook....

[Napoleon 8692]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Here’s the best part you all haven’t thought of yet.  After we win the sec and roll through the playoffs. aggy is gonna have to ride our sec coat tails in the natty.  Because you know sec brotherhood and all. They will be faced with fuck the sips. But sec. But sips. But sec.   I wanna see their mental gymnastics so bad 

So why do you think that we wouldn’t be facing another SEC school in the championship game in this hypothetical scenario?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

5 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

 

100% projecting, this is just what they hope happens.

Can’t wait to hear all of their excuses and backtracking late Saturday night.

Oh no# they'll double down and perpetually add on to few story about how mean and unxlassy we were and how our fans were yelling at babies. Then after their loss the next day it will be "my wife m and I wenr out to eat and a sip walked by and made a scene. He ruined our breakfast@, or I was minding my own business and a group of sips harassed me. I said good game, and they all said we kicked your ass. All I did was wear my aggy cap and they wanted to fight me, even though I was gracious enough to admit they were a really good team". 

The lies just keep growing and growing. And not one sip wrote on their website about how the experience was great and asked how to get to the stadium. I hate those liberal fags! They're the worst!