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Elmer_Fudd
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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

D3zii
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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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14 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

These guys' offense has been so archaic for so long that they see orbit motion, or any kind of motion at all, and they think it should be considered a trick play.

please use the correct terminology, it's trickeration to score tuddies in order to win a natty

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1 hour ago, Yuk said:

They are so obsessed with our offense meaning they have no idea what's coming.

They need to be looking at the other unit we have. The one solidly ranked #1 in CFB. The one that travels.

I anxiously await their counterpunch strategy to Ant Man spying Reed as the pocket collapses. Not sure the Elkster will have one. 

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3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy defense is going to look stupid with all the misdirection Sarkisian is going to throw at them. Their back 7 have a low football IQ and they aren't very athletic save for 1 or 2 players.

I've, at last, learned not to curse the quick outside passes as the ghost of Greg Davis. Sark is building something when he calls plays. If Ewers could only reliably hit the long pass, some of our games would be runaways or bigger runaways.

I think the Aggies are in for a shock when they play a team actually worthy of the top 5. Their little heads will be roiling with complaints about the refs and how, somehow, us not having an SEC night game until now is another unfair advantage cooked up by Sankey, ESPN, and The View.

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Careful what you wish for, dickhead.

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53 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I anxiously await their counterpunch strategy to Ant Man spying Reed as the pocket collapses. Not sure the Elkster will have one. 

Someone really needs to silkscreen a "Bug Mountain" t-shirt. I know I would buy one. It needs to have The Squid emojis and all that cool shit. 

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Here’s the best part you all haven’t thought of yet.  After we win the sec and roll through the playoffs. aggy is gonna have to ride our sec coat tails in the natty.  Because you know sec brotherhood and all. They will be faced with fuck the sips. But sec. But sips. But sec.   I wanna see their mental gymnastics so bad 

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Here’s the best part you all haven’t thought of yet.  After we win the sec and roll through the playoffs. aggy is gonna have to ride our sec coat tails in the natty.  Because you know sec brotherhood and all. They will be faced with fuck the sips. But sec. But sips. But sec.   I wanna see their mental gymnastics so bad 


So why do you think that we wouldn’t be facing another SEC school in the championship game in this hypothetical scenario?

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5 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

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100% projecting, this is just what they hope happens.

Can’t wait to hear all of their excuses and backtracking late Saturday night.

Oh no# they'll double down and perpetually add on to few story about how mean and unxlassy we were and how our fans were yelling at babies. Then after their loss the next day it will be "my wife m and I wenr out to eat and a sip walked by and made a scene. He ruined our breakfast@, or I was minding my own business and a group of sips harassed me. I said good game, and they all said we kicked your ass. All I did was wear my aggy cap and they wanted to fight me, even though I was gracious enough to admit they were a really good team". 

The lies just keep growing and growing. And not one sip wrote on their website about how the experience was great and asked how to get to the stadium. I hate those liberal fags! They're the worst!

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6 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Here’s the best part you all haven’t thought of yet.  After we win the sec and roll through the playoffs. aggy is gonna have to ride our sec coat tails in the natty.  Because you know sec brotherhood and all. They will be faced with fuck the sips. But sec. But sips. But sec.   I wanna see their mental gymnastics so bad 

You’re going to be disappointed. You can already see it with the sankey comments, the schedule accusations, the sec night game and ref conspiracy theories. If Texas rolls through the playoffs, the SEC brotherhood will be dead to them. It’s already on life support. Then youll see the pot banging in earnest to leave the SEC by the fan base. 

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7 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Here’s the best part you all haven’t thought of yet.  After we win the sec and roll through the playoffs. aggy is gonna have to ride our sec coat tails in the natty.  Because you know sec brotherhood and all. They will be faced with fuck the sips. But sec. But sips. But sec.   I wanna see their mental gymnastics so bad 

Toxic t.u. wins SEB (Southeastern Dumpster Fire that they've already destroyed) and worthless national championship because they haven't played (and this is the parrot phrase from Parrot Land) anyone with a pulse!

The refs and Sankey screwed us! They fear us becoming what we could be!

I've got a buddy close to the tu program. He says they wish they could get the Aggies off the schedule before the sleeping giants wakes up.

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ETA: Written before I saw Carton's post. I'm not vamping. I've got original ideas. I used to be somebody. Goddamn you!

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30 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

If I was a collegiate football player, i would do everything in my power to keep my parents from posting on message boards. “LOOK AT MY SWEET SON DOING HIS FOOTBALL HOMEWORK” gotta be one of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen.

The goober energy is so strong with them.

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