Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Much like the mythical flu bug against South Carolina, TexAgs keeps blaming the tackling like it’s a virus running through their defense. Not one word of criticism on Elko’s playcalling or scheme. 
 

It reminds of Jimbo blaming every loss on execution. I didn’t do anything wrong, the team needs to execute better. 
 

Somebody upthread said aggy’s super power was that they never learn. Co-signed. 

[nnm 36566]

 

[texifornia 57077]

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Clickbait ahoy

[RomaVicta 29968]

There is so much repetitious idiocy. I think this guy boils part of it all down regarding our schedule and which game they should concentrate on as a comp for the Aggies:

Yea, Aggies, just be Georgia for a night.

 

I guess that changes this weekend. Rolling. Ball. Of. Butcher. Knives. 

[BlackCat 441]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Our speed on D is crazy. UK had a play that was blocked perfectly to gain 7-9 yards, but here comes a guy like a .220 Swift to tackle him for only 2. Don't remember who it was but man...

I feel like I saw a few of these on Saturday. Just a couple plays we had on defense where I said out loud "man we are fast." Was my first game to see us live this year and it was really evident. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5823]

[Park Gothic 5056]

30 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

I have honestly never understood why the "poooooor Aggies" chant gets under their skin so bad. Or at least why it seems to bother them more than any other chant. But every Aggie I have ever known, to a one, has hated that chant. 

Makes it too easy to start fights in the text chain with friends. It's like calling Marty McFly chicken, they just cannot let it go. 

[DanTheHorn 4957]

5 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Oh yea the SEC wants 4 teams in at the expense of entrusting their best NC path hopes to aggy.

[DanTheHorn 4957]

4 hours ago, nnm said:

Poor Marcel.  What did he do to deserve this?  Messiahs get crucified quickly in CS.

 

Choo, Choo already for the coaster.

[Deej 76897]

Is Marcel an aggie or a blaggie?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12496]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Sweet. More material for Ant to absolutely destroy Zuhn, his butt buddies, and Reed. 

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

See? Some just understand that you need more time in the game, so they can win. 

[Getafix 28778]

 

And then ... they gave me directions from the parking lot, all the way TO THE STADIUM!!!

Take that, Aggies!! 😂  😂  😂 

 

 

 

 

Edited 7 hours ago by Getafix

[Longhornfrenzy 5823]

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

[texifornia 57077]

Wait did he just call Pointe-du-Hoc and Corregidor "Aggies successes"?

[Tex Pete 20430]

7 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

He wrote that. Then he went to the stadium and threw horse shit on our band. Whoop! That’s just Good Bull. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

That’s what aggy football means to him. 

Edited 7 hours ago by Tex Pete

[Carl Spackler 3494]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wait did he just call Pointe-du-Hoc and Corregidor "Aggies successes"?

You actually read that??

Edited 7 hours ago by Carl Spackler

[speed817 19440]

9 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

[DanTheHorn 4957]

33 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

So this man first fucked his mom and then fucked him by taking away his chance to enjoy an NC and replaced it with eternal mediocrity and he is grateful. Got it!

Edited 7 hours ago by DanTheHorn

[Gil Bang 25999]

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He wrote that. Then he went to the stadium and threw horse shit on our band. Whoop! That’s just Good Bull. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

That’s what aggy football means to him. 

and honked the horn on his truck all night outside the Ramada.

[WinningIsHard 4079]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Is Marcel an aggie or a blaggie?

I think this episode of South Park is closer to reality 

[Sgt Hulk 13833]

41 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

What the fuck is this 

[Dbeasy 15084]

TexAgs is a textbook example of how peoples’ emotions, insecurities, and jealousies alter their realities so that they can cope with their inferiorities.  

[Nivek 16979]

18 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What the fuck is this 

aggy

[Stilicho 1403]

22 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What the fuck is this 

The President’s speech in Independence Day, but for animal rapists. 

[Not a Sock 2339]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Wait did he just call Pointe-du-Hoc and Corregidor "Aggies successes"?

Pointless battles that are a waste of resources due poor intelligence and made no strategic difference that are then mythicized by laymen seems to be a pretty spot on description of Texas A&M

[hookemATL 11837]

26 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

TexAgs is a textbook example of how peoples’ emotions, insecurities, and jealousies alter their realities so that they can cope with their inferiorities.  

All of surly:

[BurntOrangeCrush 1024]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

Good Lord...even Looch read this post all the way thru (to see if any comments deserve the ban-hammer) and said "Man, that's a lot of words"

[Longhornfrenzy 5823]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12496]

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I'm gonna go ahead and pencil in a win because the sips are playing at night AT PYLE FIELD! SO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS???? Yes, I know we lost to a 4-6 Auburn (but they have loads of talent, unlike the #1 defense in CFB), yes, I know USCe caved in our skulls (hence why we're retarded), and barely scraped by Bowling Green, But, my fellow ring wearing ags, even without a good dual threat QB, no RBs, no WR that would start or get meaningful snaps at a winning program, a gelatinous ball of shit on the o-line, and an average to below average defense, but we've got this one in the bag. 

So what if sip is loaded on both sides of the line, has freakish LB'S like Anthony Hill or Lefau, and DE's that will put you in the dirt and have 33 sacks), or a secondary that has 17 INT's on the season (which leads the SEC), and.a 2-3 deep roster.Not to mention freakish WR's, or a mismatch at TE We're winning this game. 

Edited 2 hours ago by Funk Doctor Spock

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20472]

"Ags have experienced multiple pitfalls for years" is a nice way of saying "we have sucked shit through a straw since Jackie Sherrill, and we had to cheat to avoid doing it then." 

[Tex Pete 20430]

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

 

The biggest…

Who gives a shit?! Texas a&m is a diploma mill, their fans are dorks, their team is notorious for its losing history, and their stadium is a cobbled together pile of shit. The constant compensation and need for affirmation are nothing but cries for attention.

Note: people look at train wrecks without needing to be cajoled. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12496]

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

"Ags have experienced multiple pitfalls for years" is a nice way of saying "we have sucked shit through a straw since Jackie Sherrill, and we had to cheat to avoid doing it then." 

And even then, with the cheating, they STILL didn't come close to a NC. That's the aggy way. 

[RomaVicta 29968]

Okay. Originally published for the gratification of the world in 2005, now copied for this year 19 years later. 

Choose? Really? Second word of your college declaration speech.

 

Some real Aggie cornball. Good to know more Aggies were more numerous. Good bull!

 

Now the conversion:

The hat-taking off. The yelling. The medals of honor. The brotherhood of people who can't speak proper English. The light of Jesus in the offing!

Fake army! There's no going back, now! 

Hallelujah! Praise Sully! I get it now! Whoop!

Onward to the shrine.

Sad.

Low-expectation Agroids...

...you're supposed to work hard and be dedicated to things. 

 

Clearly it won't be silenced. The blather is ever-flowing, self-righteous, paranoid, and deluded.

 

It is just a football game. It's not a jijad. You've got some sort of mental illness to believe otherwise.

First, Point du Hoc and Corregidor were Aggie operations? Did the US just assist the Aggies in WW2? WTF?

Second, the men of Corregidor were brave and enduring. That said, it was a defeat to have to surrender. Maybe this falls under the Aggie tradition of quality losses. 

 

Here we go again with the jihad. Nobody is the enemy of what you say you stand for. Get a grip.