Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Much like the mythical flu bug against South Carolina, TexAgs keeps blaming the tackling like it’s a virus running through their defense. Not one word of criticism on Elko’s playcalling or scheme. 
 

It reminds of Jimbo blaming every loss on execution. I didn’t do anything wrong, the team needs to execute better. 
 

Somebody upthread said aggy’s super power was that they never learn. Co-signed. 

[nnm 36598]

 

[texifornia 57086]

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Clickbait ahoy

[RomaVicta 30004]

There is so much repetitious idiocy. I think this guy boils part of it all down regarding our schedule and which game they should concentrate on as a comp for the Aggies:

Yea, Aggies, just be Georgia for a night.

 

I guess that changes this weekend. Rolling. Ball. Of. Butcher. Knives. 

[BlackCat 441]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Our speed on D is crazy. UK had a play that was blocked perfectly to gain 7-9 yards, but here comes a guy like a .220 Swift to tackle him for only 2. Don't remember who it was but man...

I feel like I saw a few of these on Saturday. Just a couple plays we had on defense where I said out loud "man we are fast." Was my first game to see us live this year and it was really evident. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5830]

[Park Gothic 5064]

30 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

I have honestly never understood why the "poooooor Aggies" chant gets under their skin so bad. Or at least why it seems to bother them more than any other chant. But every Aggie I have ever known, to a one, has hated that chant. 

Makes it too easy to start fights in the text chain with friends. It's like calling Marty McFly chicken, they just cannot let it go. 

[DanTheHorn 4961]

5 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Oh yea the SEC wants 4 teams in at the expense of entrusting their best NC path hopes to aggy.

[DanTheHorn 4961]

4 hours ago, nnm said:

Poor Marcel.  What did he do to deserve this?  Messiahs get crucified quickly in CS.

 

Choo, Choo already for the coaster.

[Deej 76903]

Is Marcel an aggie or a blaggie?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12504]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Sweet. More material for Ant to absolutely destroy Zuhn, his butt buddies, and Reed. 

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

See? Some just understand that you need more time in the game, so they can win. 

[Getafix 28791]

 

And then ... they gave me directions from the parking lot, all the way TO THE STADIUM!!!

Take that, Aggies!! 😂  😂  😂 

 

 

 

 

Edited 19 hours ago by Getafix

[Longhornfrenzy 5830]

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

[texifornia 57086]

Wait did he just call Pointe-du-Hoc and Corregidor "Aggies successes"?

[Tex Pete 20447]

7 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

He wrote that. Then he went to the stadium and threw horse shit on our band. Whoop! That’s just Good Bull. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

That’s what aggy football means to him. 

Edited 19 hours ago by Tex Pete

[Carl Spackler 3502]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wait did he just call Pointe-du-Hoc and Corregidor "Aggies successes"?

You actually read that??

Edited 18 hours ago by Carl Spackler

[speed817 19458]

9 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

[DanTheHorn 4961]

33 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

So this man first fucked his mom and then fucked him by taking away his chance to enjoy an NC and replaced it with eternal mediocrity and he is grateful. Got it!

Edited 18 hours ago by DanTheHorn

[Gil Bang 26000]

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He wrote that. Then he went to the stadium and threw horse shit on our band. Whoop! That’s just Good Bull. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

That’s what aggy football means to him. 

and honked the horn on his truck all night outside the Ramada.

[WinningIsHard 4086]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Is Marcel an aggie or a blaggie?

I think this episode of South Park is closer to reality 

[Sgt Hulk 13836]

41 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

What the fuck is this 

[Dbeasy 15087]

TexAgs is a textbook example of how peoples’ emotions, insecurities, and jealousies alter their realities so that they can cope with their inferiorities.  

[Nivek 16982]

18 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What the fuck is this 

aggy

[Stilicho 1404]

22 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What the fuck is this 

The President’s speech in Independence Day, but for animal rapists. 

[Not a Sock 2340]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Wait did he just call Pointe-du-Hoc and Corregidor "Aggies successes"?

Pointless battles that are a waste of resources due poor intelligence and made no strategic difference that are then mythicized by laymen seems to be a pretty spot on description of Texas A&M

[hookemATL 11849]

26 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

TexAgs is a textbook example of how peoples’ emotions, insecurities, and jealousies alter their realities so that they can cope with their inferiorities.  

All of surly:

[BurntOrangeCrush 1024]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

Good Lord...even Looch read this post all the way thru (to see if any comments deserve the ban-hammer) and said "Man, that's a lot of words"

[Longhornfrenzy 5830]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12504]

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I'm gonna go ahead and pencil in a win because the sips are playing at night AT PYLE FIELD! SO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS???? Yes, I know we lost to a 4-6 Auburn (but they have loads of talent, unlike the #1 defense in CFB), yes, I know USCe caved in our skulls (hence why we're retarded), and barely scraped by Bowling Green, But, my fellow ring wearing ags, even without a good dual threat QB, no RBs, no WR that would start or get meaningful snaps at a winning program, a gelatinous ball of shit on the o-line, and an average to below average defense, but we've got this one in the bag. 

So what if sip is loaded on both sides of the line, has freakish LB'S like Anthony Hill or Lefau, and DE's that will put you in the dirt and have 33 sacks), or a secondary that has 17 INT's on the season (which leads the SEC), and.a 2-3 deep roster.Not to mention freakish WR's, or a mismatch at TE We're winning this game. 

Edited 14 hours ago by Funk Doctor Spock

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20486]

"Ags have experienced multiple pitfalls for years" is a nice way of saying "we have sucked shit through a straw since Jackie Sherrill, and we had to cheat to avoid doing it then." 

[Tex Pete 20447]

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

 

The biggest…

Who gives a shit?! Texas a&m is a diploma mill, their fans are dorks, their team is notorious for its losing history, and their stadium is a cobbled together pile of shit. The constant compensation and need for affirmation are nothing but cries for attention.

Note: people look at train wrecks without needing to be cajoled. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12504]

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

"Ags have experienced multiple pitfalls for years" is a nice way of saying "we have sucked shit through a straw since Jackie Sherrill, and we had to cheat to avoid doing it then." 

And even then, with the cheating, they STILL didn't come close to a NC. That's the aggy way. 

[RomaVicta 30004]

Okay. Originally published for the gratification of the world in 2005, now copied for this year 19 years later. 

Choose? Really? Second word of your college declaration speech.

 

Some real Aggie cornball. Good to know more Aggies were more numerous. Good bull!

 

Now the conversion:

The hat-taking off. The yelling. The medals of honor. The brotherhood of people who can't speak proper English. The light of Jesus in the offing!

Fake army! There's no going back, now! 

Hallelujah! Praise Sully! I get it now! Whoop!

Onward to the shrine.

Sad.

Low-expectation Agroids...

...you're supposed to work hard and be dedicated to things. 

 

Clearly it won't be silenced. The blather is ever-flowing, self-righteous, paranoid, and deluded.

 

It is just a football game. It's not a jijad. You've got some sort of mental illness to believe otherwise.

First, Point du Hoc and Corregidor were Aggie operations? Did the US just assist the Aggies in WW2? WTF?

Second, the men of Corregidor were brave and enduring. That said, it was a defeat to have to surrender. Maybe this falls under the Aggie tradition of quality losses. 

 

Here we go again with the jihad. Nobody is the enemy of what you say you stand for. Get a grip.

[DigglerontheHoof 21222]

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Okay. Originally published for the gratification of the world in 2005, now copied for this year 19 years later. 

Choose? Really? Second word of your college declaration speech.

 

Some real Aggie cornball. Good to know more Aggies were more numerous. Good bull!

 

Now the conversion:

The hat-taking off. The yelling. The medals of honor. The brotherhood of people who can't speak proper English. The light of Jesus in the offing!

Fake army! There's no going back, now! 

Hallelujah! Praise Sully! I get it now! Whoop!

Onward to the shrine.

Sad.

Low-expectation Agroids...

...you're supposed to work hard and be dedicated to things. 

 

Clearly it won't be silenced. The blather is ever-flowing, self-righteous, paranoid, and deluded.

 

It is just a football game. It's not a jijad. You've got some sort of mental illness to believe otherwise.

First, Point du Hoc and Corregidor were Aggie operations? Did the US just assist the Aggies in WW2? WTF?

Second, the men of Corregidor were brave and enduring. That said, it was a defeat to have to surrender. Maybe this falls under the Aggie tradition of quality losses. 

 

Here we go again with the jihad. Nobody is the enemy of what you say you stand for. Get a grip.

God bless you for wading through that shit for our entertainment.  You should receive some kind of fucking medal for your effort and endurance. 

[Bevo14 8367]

10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

God bless you for wading through that shit for our entertainment.  You should receive some kind of fucking medal for your effort and endurance. 

Even the condensed version gave me brain damage. 

[RomaVicta 30004]

Been awhile. 

Olin, amigo, sometimes you start with an opening sentence you should abandon upon further examination. You're one out of three here. Those four schools don't exactly suggest huge football rivalry.

Olin, you buried the lede! Huge rivalry? The Bowling Green Seniors against the Toledo Rockets? There's your pinnacle of football rivalry! Only proximity prevents Bowling Green vs A&M being almost equal to that. 

Back to the always helpful insights of Coach Mike "this is a real program" Elko.

Somehow A&M - Texas rises above Bowling Green - Toledo. Especially when you put the football side of it in. Elko does realize that's why we all go to the stadium for this contest, doesn't he? 

I gotta find somebody better to quote.

No shit. More:

First, it's a mysterious sentence on its face. Although he doesn't say it, The Elk likely means that the game still means a lot to the Aggies. One wonders how he senses this.

    

 

Yea, but you guys--

Yep. We sing goodby to A&M. Exactly the same thing, Ol.

 

Wait a minute what about the last sentence from above?

Which is it, Mr. Elko?

Were you lying then or are you lying now?

 

Those guys are on steroids, Taurean. You should look into it. Tell us more.

Competent recruiting can be tragic, Taurean. I'm sure you will make the Longhorns pay heavy and forget the name Anthony Hill.

He must have been pure football scholarship. He neither looks nor sounds like a highly educated man. I don't think he's any smarter than Olin.

 Thanks, man.

You got it, bro.

Edited 6 hours ago by RomaVicta
errant screenshot hard to fix

[Tex Pete 20447]

22 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Been awhile. 

Olin, amigo, sometimes you start with an opening sentence you should abandon upon further examination. You're one out of three here. Those four schools don't exactly suggest huge football rivalry.

Olin, you buried the lede! Huge rivalry? The Bowling Green Seniors against the Toledo Rockets? There's your pinnacle of football rivalry! Only proximity prevents Bowling Green vs A&M being almost equal to that. 

Back to the always helpful insights of Coach Mike "this is a real program" Elko.

Somehow A&M - Texas rises above Bowling Green - Toledo. Especially when you put the football side of it in. Elko does realize that's why we all go to the stadium for this contest, doesn't he? 

I gotta find somebody better to quote.

No shit. More:

First, it's a mysterious sentence on its face. Although he doesn't say it, The Elk likely means that the game still means a lot to the Aggies. One wonders how he senses this.

    

 

Yea, but you guys--

Yep. We sing goodby to A&M. Exactly the same thing, Ol.

 

Wait a minute what about the last sentence from above?

Which is it, Mr. Elko?

Were you lying then or are you lying now?

 

Those guys are on steroids, Taurean. You should look into it. Tell us more.

Competent recruiting can be tragic, Taurean. I'm sure you will make the Longhorns pay heavy and forget the name Anthony Hill.

He must have been pure football scholarship. He neither looks nor sounds like a highly educated man. I don't think he's any smarter than Olin.

 Thanks, man.

You got it, bro.

Olin has a touch of the ‘tardation. This is just a filler piece without filler. I’ve read better book reports. 
 

One point I’ll concede is that this rivalry is huge (in their minds). It’s so huge that they ran away to another conference and ducked us, the whole time blaming their cowardice on us. We didn’t leave. We didn’t force a schedule change. We weren’t hiding. We were right where we had always been: in their heads, rent-free. 

Likewise, when Taurean York thought we “stayed 50 minutes from him.” Uh, dumb-dumb, Austin and UT are where they’ve always been. Cities don’t “stay” somewhere. They are where they are. No team with options wants a 180 lb. linebacker. Texas had options. Texas a&m…didn’t. Maybe you and Charlie Brewer can start a support group for people who Texas didn’t want to play for them. In the meantime, nobody cares. 
 

Little Brother is back. Making sure the world knows they’re still Little Brother. But still, nobody cares. 

[mdleast 8303]

Olin oozes

[Davis Lane 5607]

14 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy wrote a fucking novel...tldr

Edited 4 hours ago by Davis Lane

[Jebus 1327]

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

God bless you for wading through that shit for our entertainment.  You should receive some kind of fucking medal for your effort and endurance. 

Typical sip stolen valor

[Longhornfrenzy 5830]

10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Okay. Originally published for the gratification of the world in 2005, now copied for this year 19 years later. 

Choose? Really? Second word of your college declaration speech.

 

Some real Aggie cornball. Good to know more Aggies were more numerous. Good bull!

 

Now the conversion:

The hat-taking off. The yelling. The medals of honor. The brotherhood of people who can't speak proper English. The light of Jesus in the offing!

Fake army! There's no going back, now! 

Hallelujah! Praise Sully! I get it now! Whoop!

Onward to the shrine.

Sad.

Low-expectation Agroids...

...you're supposed to work hard and be dedicated to things. 

 

Clearly it won't be silenced. The blather is ever-flowing, self-righteous, paranoid, and deluded.

 

It is just a football game. It's not a jijad. You've got some sort of mental illness to believe otherwise.

First, Point du Hoc and Corregidor were Aggie operations? Did the US just assist the Aggies in WW2? WTF?

Second, the men of Corregidor were brave and enduring. That said, it was a defeat to have to surrender. Maybe this falls under the Aggie tradition of quality losses. 

 

Here we go again with the jihad. Nobody is the enemy of what you say you stand for. Get a grip.

Roma you're the real hero for untangling that cluster fuck

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2078]

16 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

DEAR DIARY is a pretty excellent burn

[Napoleon 8699]

19 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

And then ... they gave me directions from the parking lot, all the way TO THE STADIUM!!!

Take that, Aggies!! 😂  😂  😂 

 

 

 

 

Who is this guy?

Does he have a tie-in with Kentucky? (He appears to be wearing white & blue.)

Cool that people were nice. It took him a minute & a half to say something that should have taken 10 seconds. 👏👏

[Pato del Muerto 52582]

4 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

took him a minute & a half to say something that should have taken 10 seconds. 👏👏

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