Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Longhornfrenzy 5,841]

[Sgt Hulk 13,840]

Imagine a life so fucking pathetic. So void of anything that one of the greatest days of your life is a college football team beating another team you don’t like.  
 

dear god in heaven how fucking pathetic and that loser dipshit probably breeds other pathetic loser dipshits 

[Sgt Hulk 13,840]

Lmfao after losing to pathetic ass auburn. They are beating us and Georgia now 🤣

[Tex Pete 20,484]

They don’t realize that they lost because they’re not as good as South Carolina or Auburn. And we’re only winning because our schedule is so easy. 🙃

[Hornlover 8,835]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Imagine a life so fucking pathetic. So void of anything that one of the greatest days of your life is a college football team beating another team you don’t like.  
 

dear god in heaven how fucking pathetic and that loser dipshit probably breeds other pathetic loser dipshits 

Texas beating OU 49-0 is one of the greatest days of my life. Fight me. 

[RomaVicta 30,018]

58 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They don’t realize that they lost because they’re not as good as South Carolina or Auburn. And we’re only winning because our schedule is so easy. 🙃

Yes! There is the weird assumption that we are coming into the game on equal footing regarding our seasons to date.

Our "stuggles" with teams where there were a few moments in a game where it seemed like the other team had a chance equal their three losses. In their eyes, neither of us are what our records say we are. They lost three on their easy schedule, we lost one. Our only loss and one of theirs were to top ten opponents. Ours was by two scores; theirs was by one.

We avoided upsets. They succumbed. Once, they got slaughtered.

Sure. Pretty equal.

They're ranked #25 likely because they play us this week and voters like to set up top 25 match-ups. Otherwise, they'd be among those receiving votes where they'd belong.

Anything can happen, but I don't see the rankings being wrong regarding our teams. They're not going to like what happens. I suspect Texas will be exhilerated in the dread night of an SEC contest. 

[RomaVicta 30,018]

53 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Texas beating OU 49-0 is one of the greatest days of my life. Fight me. 

Kicking my ass would be right up there, too. Right above holding your first child and right below the first time you got laid.

I'd be honored.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,512]

Someone ket me know why they're delusional enough to think they're beating us, but lost to 5-6 Auburn and an average USCe team? 

Whg are they confident? They have no offense, suspect defense, and a simpleton as a HC. 

It's it the Pyle Field thing where they swear it'd the hardest place to play, even though no numbers to back that up?

[RomaVicta 30,018]

Night! SEC night game! Doomed.

[msucolt45 4,074]

Whooo - big night game at the Pyle. They are barely above .500 at home since joining the SEC.

The “media” has exacerbated their home field advantage for decades, which I truly don’t know why? A mediocre team with 100K plus fans is still mediocre.

Hook’em!!!

[Tex Pete 20,484]

3 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Someone ket me know why they're delusional enough to think they're beating us, but lost to 5-6 Auburn and an average USCe team? 

Whg are they confident? They have no offense, suspect defense, and a simpleton as a HC. 

It's it the Pyle Field thing where they swear it'd the hardest place to play, even though no numbers to back that up?

Because that’s what they envisioned would happen when we joined their conference and they screeched until they got the first game at Pyle. It just HAS to turn out that way.