Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Funk Doctor Spock 12766]

They have the 11tg ranked recruiting class and they're complaining. Because of course they are. They aren't a blue blood. They'll never sniff a top 3 class again because it's being held up by Sips, UGA, and possibly Bama/fOSU 

[Pato del Muerto 52824]

Will they be able to field a DL for the Poulan weedeater bowl after all of the opt outs?

[Da Fino 2796]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Still and always a perineal loser program. Wonder if it was the same guy last week. 

I think we broke them. 

[Jimmy Two Times 849]

Slightly disappointed at the lack of EsipN conspiracy posts. Do they not realize that Sankey gave us two touchdowns via replay plus the blatant targeting overturned? I might have to take matters into my own hands and make a TexAgs account.

[Longhornfrenzy 5989]

[Rickylovesweed 14744]

51 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

They have the 11tg ranked recruiting class and they're complaining. Because of course they are. They aren't a blue blood. They'll never sniff a top 3 class again because it's being held up by Sips, UGA, and possibly Bama/fOSU 

The 11th ranked recruiting class is not a good sign.

You normally get a bump in the first year under a new coach. 

[Updawg 2299]

[Carl Spackler 3521]

5 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I wonder if they’re looking for scalps? Klein has been dogshit in short yardage playcalling all year. I wonder if he survives. 

God, I hope so.

[Acropora 861]

9 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Good ol Hope solo's butthole...

 

In fairness, her butthole likely scores more than aggy

[Viper 12147]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/gdJV7WO1IX

 

Edited 9 hours ago by Viper

[Dbeasy 15209]

5 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The 11th ranked recruiting class is not a good sign.

You normally get a bump in the first year under a new coach. 

I think they will pull a few guys in the next week. They’ve found more nil funds supposedly and are flashing cash. 

These Aggie fans are very delusional and impatient. Elko lost several top talent guys and replaced them with G5 players. If Aggie doesn’t panic and do something stupid, they should get better from year to year. Elko is a solid defensive guy, and they should be able to pull quite a bit of talent. Klein’s offensive philosophy is a little odd, but with the right talent it can be effective. 

So I fully expect A&M to panic and do something stupid. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21272]

[Deej 77126]

10 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

So I fully expect A&M to panic and do something stupid. 

Like when they hired Elko?

[closetojumping 63051]

8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Just a reminder: the best Looch meltdowns are in game tweets and his postgame replies. There is no point in hate watching the TexAgs podcasts. 

You watch and read Texags daily and then bring some of those hawt takes over here as concerns. That’s not “hate watching”. That’s some sort of fetish. 

5 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The 11th ranked recruiting class is not a good sign.

You normally get a bump in the first year under a new coach. 

They’re trying to throw crazy money at Fasusi, Hilson and Townsend. They’ll finish in the top 10 by landing some or all of those guys. 

10 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I think they will pull a few guys in the next week. They’ve found more nil funds supposedly and are flashing cash. 

These Aggie fans are very delusional and impatient. Elko lost several top talent guys and replaced them with G5 players. If Aggie doesn’t panic and do something stupid, they should get better from year to year. Elko is a solid defensive guy, and they should be able to pull quite a bit of talent. Klein’s offensive philosophy is a little odd, but with the right talent it can be effective. 

So I fully expect A&M to panic and do something stupid. 

Elko isn’t a developer. He’s actually shitty at it if you look at draft results for him as a DC or HC. He’s a great X’s and O’s guy and he currently has a lot of NIL support. That doesn’t necessarily translate to getting better year over year. Most of their talent is in the draftable levels of the program. We’ll see how much of that is around and better next season. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22559]

[closetojumping 63051]

26 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I love it when they start in on The Elk being a fatass and that’s a problem posts. That is uncut dope for me. 

[RomaVicta 30071]

1 They suck at music.

2 Texas band doesn't suck at music. Or power.

3 ESPN doesn't consult host schools about sound.

4 Adorable.

5 Sour grapes losers.

See above, losers.

 

[Danimal 342]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

They’re trying to throw crazy money at Fasusi, Hilson and Townsend. They’ll finish in the top 10 by landing some or all of those guys. 

There has to be a point where absurd dollar values for talented but unproven freshmen cause real locker room / culture problems. Right? Or am I missing something? Not saying these 3 are mercenaries or head cases, but I am assuming other players on the team are likely to get pissed if the difference in pay is crazy.

[TexasGolf 5138]

[HenryJames 66270]

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I love it when they start in on The Elk being a fatass and that’s a problem posts. That is uncut dope for me. 

Fatko.

[Longhornfrenzy 5989]

[Armybrat 40967]

12 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

So they held it just after tea time?

[Longhornfrenzy 5989]

[billfromlaketravis 11590]

3 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

God, I hope so.

Fans for sure want Klein gone. TexAgs mods are pushing back and blaming RB injuries and lack of personnel at WR.

[closetojumping 63051]

“Fire Elko!”

”Look at Nick Saban’s early coaching years as a guide for Elko’s future!”

”Let’s go back and dominate the Big 12 like we never have before!”

”Onward to the Big 10! Trust me, we’re in talks with them! It’s happening!”

Texas A&M is the Wile E. Coyote of college sports. They’re like a fucking cartoon villain. It’s greatness.

[Longhornfrenzy 5989]

[pacman 7421]

I love that they fundamentally misunderstand our NIL success. Our NIL success seems to come from the strong strategic deployment of our resources, not sheer volume of dollars as they seem to imply. I would argue their idea of NIL use is the exact opposite of ours. I am glad for them to stay in the dark on that fact.

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[DaysOff 8001]

Imagine how bad this morning would be had Trump lost

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v1rotate92

8:44a

AG

Going to drive my diesel F250 and shoot my buddies suppressed AR. Maybe kill some hogs tonight. Things that would be in jeopardy had she won.

Slick

 

I was going to say last night, they'll always have DJT to keep them warm, but Tex Pete would fucking melt.

[Longhornfrenzy 5989]

[Longhornfrenzy 5989]

[HenryJames 66270]

12 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Good ol Hope solo's butthole...

 

Starting a band called Hope Solo’s Butthole.

[Fondren & Main 6756]

[OregonHorn 99]

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Starting a band called Hope Solo’s Butthole.

Your debut could be a cover of Primus' Shake Hands with Beef.

[RomaVicta 30071]

I was curious. That recruiting class where the Texas donors bailed out Sark was the 2022 class. I believe that means that the Aggies did more bailing for Jimbo than we did for Sark.

Who is better at bailing?

Poor Aggies.

[Nivek 17030]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Never gonna get it.  /En Vogue

[Wulaw Horn 19215]

I can't even tell you how gleeful it would make me if aggy left the SEC and joined the Big 10 running from us.  It would be the most amazing and wonderful thing that ever happened.  My goodness it would be glorious.  I mean, there is no way it will happen.  But, it's also almost impossible to overstate how much little dick energy those dipshits bring to everything.

I was fine with never playing them again. I was wrong.  We should do this more often. It's glorious.  

[Longhornfrenzy 5989]

Bring back Jimbo 

[Harvdog 2335]

2 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Bring back Jimbo 

This!!!!!  Aggie logic at its finest on display.  “All Jimbo needed was another couple of years to turn this around.  He was stacked, won the ACC twice and had won a Natty!”  Inject this into my veins!!!!

[billfromlaketravis 11590]

3 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Bring back Jimbo 

All the Jimbo calls were pure gold last night. The fact that these people can flip the switch, and go sell insurance on Monday is stupefying.

[Hagbard Celine 10988]

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

My response to this is that we had 240 rushing yards and they had 248 total yards. 
They didn’t even score after the big punt block. They had nothing. 

klein is a pussy

when it became obvious we owned the trench he had nothing

zero creativity from jumbo

last night we had the opportunity to go no lube and slept ourselves

if we had special teams ....... derp

[derp 785]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Almost spit coffee out through my nose reading this one.

[Redneck Mutha 8041]

10 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Did they really honor their runner up baseball team at the game? I’m sure that fired everybody up.

Their football team honored aggy turdition with a runner up finish last night.

[Hagbard Celine 10988]

13 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Texas toxicity and control of the refs.

rv marked up the first page last night so i clicked through and it's still up

in the coca world page 2 is ZERO ZERO ZERO pure copium

in case rv has already marked it i won't spoil it other than to post this:

+++

TAMUallen
10:16p, 11/30/24
AG
Yall let them come in an taunt you with SEC SEC SEC and did nothing
New army is pathetic

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one of the top 10 aggy delusions is the programmed belief they hold agency in matters where their control is measured in negative numbers

i have a dying cat and am hungover like hell but the smile on my face is widening with every SIP of coffee

i hate those fuckers so much

FEAR for what they mean to the progress of our state, country, society and the human race

LOATHING of everything aggy

FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS UP THE GOAT ASS

IT'S NOT A RIVALRY IT'S A DEATH MARCH AND I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR TO PUT THE FUCKING SWORD TO THEM ONE HUNDRED TO FUCKING ZERO

fuck you aggy

fuck you

[Pato del Muerto 52824]

32 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I can't even tell you how gleeful it would make me if aggy left the SEC and joined the Big 10 running from us.  It would be the most amazing and wonderful thing that ever happened.  My goodness it would be glorious.  I mean, there is no way it will happen.  But, it's also almost impossible to overstate how much little dick energy those dipshits bring to everything.

I was fine with never playing them again. I was wrong.  We should do this more often. It's glorious.  

Now that we got ou their preferred soft landing spot, the evil empire Texas thing to do would be to beat all of our rivals, win the conference and then leave it ourselves for the big10. 
 

culturally, it’d be wrong to have Texas in the sec and aggy in the b10.  This would fix that and cement our status as hated. 
 

And then there’d be more games in Seattle, Los Angeles, Chicago, Eugene, Ann Arbor, and Columbus.  

[Deej 77126]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Starting a band called Hope Solo’s Butthole.

Just remember to play sloppily.

[Knoxtnhorn 6161]

Lulz.  I had forgotten about Elko spouting off about being a "real program" after beating LSU.  They promptly go 1-3 after that with the win being against NMS School of the Blind.

[orthohorn 2]

which one of you is OBJTEX?

10/10

[Nivek 17030]

I can't stop smiling. 

[RomaVicta 30071]

Their most brilliant examples of brilliance:

Bravo, sir. Bravo!

 

A constant mid-field line of scrimmage should be attainable as part of your facilities. Hit that portal hard in this new NIL Era!

 

 No shit, Sherlock.

 

I believe that they've won the Big 12 championship virtually every year since they left. Why give up such a good run?

 

Interesting distinction. It's neither jealousy nor blaming others if, delusionally, you're blaming others and claiming they receive special treatment.

 

Aggie dark humor including some irony slips in when things look like shit. They're not all idiots over there. And irony! I laughed.

 

Oh, sure you did./No shit.

 

One posrep for a dry, concise, summary of the difference. I wonder if this guy was forced to be an Aggie through family tradition and indoctrination. Maybe he/she went to UT grad school.

 

There are 7 SEC teams above you in the national rankings:

The glass is half-full. (Don't ask what's in it.)

 

 No?

  Yes! Flashes!

It all looked like a coast to the championship (natty!) after handling the seniors from Bowling Green and shellacking a top ten Missouri squad! I think you were LSU's only loss this season! No fool's gold here!

 

Edited 6 hours ago by RomaVicta

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Opening image of Texags postgame wrap: