Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[CHIEF 5,104]

49 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Make no mistake, this has nothing to do with general impatience.

The is about us.  They're impatient because they can no longer hide behind the "if tu was in the sec" or "if they had to face us now" fairy tales they've been spinning for 10+ years.  We're in their yard again, and they're painfully aware they've been exposed. 

Now, like all things aggy, they're hoping there's some magic solution they can throw money at and catch up to what sark has spent the last 4 years building. 

It's beautiful because there isn't, and they can't, and I suspect now they never will.

Got damn!!! You use your mouth better than a $1000/hr. whore.....bravo.

CHIEF

[Pancho 45,572]

7 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This would be amazing

 

 

Any way they can replace Baylor with Tech?

 

[Rickylovesweed 14,857]

Just now, Pancho said:

 

Any way they can replace Baylor with Tech?

 

Both will give aggy trouble.

Both have good RBs. 

[BurntOrange&White 40,738]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Any way they can replace Baylor with Tech?

 

 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Both will give aggy trouble.

Both have good RBs. 

They will have quite a few opt outs on the defensive front, yeah?

 

[Rickylovesweed 14,857]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

 

They will have quite a few opt outs on the defensive front, yeah?

 

No clue but Baylor seems like a nightmare match-up for them.

Washington and Pendergass are actually a very good combo at RB. They will run all over aggy. 

[nnm 37,067]

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

They will have quite a few opt outs on the defensive front, yeah?

 

Gotta think Scourton has already packed his car and made the long drive home to Bryan. 

[Nivek 17,081]

He is really good as a scammer and he has Pate and similar SEC types spewing his talking points and they also eat it up.

Not really. Just using the same old line that April and Billy bought into.

[SarkAfterDark 1,702]

51 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

They will have quite a few opt outs on the defensive front, yeah?

 

I don’t even think that matters. Still not sure why people point to their defensive front. They are shitty. Paper tigers at best.

[Tex Pete 21,050]

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Make no mistake, this has nothing to do with general impatience.

The is about us.  They're impatient because they can no longer hide behind the "if tu was in the sec" or "if they had to face us now" fairy tales they've been spinning for 10+ years.  We're in their yard again, and they're painfully aware they've been exposed. 

The Boogeyman is no longer under their bed. He’s IN their bed!

[Gut Wagon 8,151]

Why did we need to play those teams? With the exception of South Carolina, we instead beat teams that beat all of them. And that doesn't include crushing a Michigan team that just won at Ohio State. Add it all up and we beat 8 teams that ended the regular season bowl-eligible. Maybe not as "easy" a path as aggy and many others have claimed. Not that they'd ever let reality interfere with the narrative, of course.

 

[Surly Bevo 25,542]

The hilarious thing about all the gnashing of teeth about the SEC schedule this year is that they told everyone exactly how they were doing it. 
 

Balance of schedule strength was based on each school's conference winning percentage since the last expansion of the SEC in 2012. The winning percentages for the performance of Oklahoma and Texas in the Big 12 since 2012 were included in determining 16 positions ranked by winning percentage.

Each school's schedule in 2024 will include four opponents – two home and two away – whose winning percentage ranked among the top eight conference winning percentages since 2012. 

Also, each school's 2024 schedule will include four opponents – two home and two away -- whose winning percentages ranked among the second eight conference winning percentages since 2012.

 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,701]

There's just nothing that makes my soul happier than a TexAgs meltdown.  Nothing. I wish I could bottle this schadenfreude for days when I'm depressed. 

[Deej 77,297]

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Any way they can replace Baylor with Tech?

 

They'll need to replace aggy after they opt out.

[Eggo 4,025]

Have any of the aggy posts leaned on "We just need to get a full team of Elko's guys"? Seems like that's the usual playbook for new coaches. 

[WBT 20,776]

10 hours ago, nnm said:

Gotta think Scourton has already packed his car and made the long drive home to Bryan. 

With his brother Shemar and his other brother Shemar not far behind

[Navin R. Johnson 800]

2 hours ago, Eggo said:

Have any of the aggy posts leaned on "We just need to get a full team of Elko's guys"? Seems like that's the usual playbook for new coaches. 

I saw that mentioned, but it was more of a side note. They know they can’t use that just two years removed from the greatest recruiting class ever.

[Armybrat 41,038]

“Sapling” really is a deluded sap…… 

Or I may be missing his sarcasm.

Edited Monday at 03:03 PM by Armybrat

[Pato del Muerto 52,974]

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

“Sapling” really is a sapp…..

 

Meanwhile half of their undergrad lower division classes are online because they don’t have the teachers or space for all of those “on campus” students to have “on campus” in-person classes. 

[Deej 77,297]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Meanwhile half of their undergrad lower division classes are online because they don’t have the teachers or space for all of those “on campus” students to have “on campus” in-person classes. 

Lucky bastards will rarely have to step foot on that shithole campus. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,333]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Meanwhile half of their undergrad lower division classes are online because they don’t have the teachers or space for all of those “on campus” students to have “on campus” in-person classes. 

     at College Station

[Armybrat 41,038]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Lucky bastards will rarely have to step foot on that shithole campus. 

Like Johnny Foosball?

[nnm 37,067]

 

[nnm 37,067]

 

[utee94 15,903]

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[royiv 9,430]

15 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I don’t give a shit what you believe politically. It just has no business HERE. There’s a board for it and some of us want no part of that bullshit. Take it over there and douche it up. 

 

[closetojumping 63,661]

38 minutes ago, royiv said:

 

I don't get trying to troll TexPete on this issue. He's correct regarding the general sentiment of this board. Y'all have a playground to go yuck it up on that shit and no one is pining for it elsewhere. 

[RomaVicta 30,149]

I fully agree on keeping CR in CR. However, I thought the original post was another example of how homogenized the Aggies are regarding politics and how it naturally bleeds into their football posts. There, nobody objects because, as in all things, they all agree. Clones.

Mebbe I'm wrong, though.

Edited Monday at 04:51 PM by RomaVicta

[royiv 9,430]

25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don't get trying to troll TexPete on this issue. He's correct regarding the general sentiment of this board. Y'all have a playground to go yuck it up on that shit and no one is pining for it elsewhere. 

There’s a way to report an offending post. Instead of using the prescribed method, he takes it upon himself to be a self appointed mod and clog up the board with his dumb posts that don’t actually do anything. Just report the post and move on. Let the real mods do their job.

[closetojumping 63,661]

28 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I fully agree on keeping CR in CR. However, I thought the original post was another example of how homogenized the Aggies are regarding politics and how it naturally bleeds into their football posts. There, nobody objects because, as in all things, they all agree. Clones.

Mebbe I'm wrong, though.

I agree. I also didn't react to the original post from whoever it was due to that, but I see the other way of it too. 

6 minutes ago, royiv said:

There’s a way to report an offending post. Instead of using the prescribed method, he takes it upon himself to be a self appointed mod and clog up the board with his dumb posts that don’t actually do anything. Just report the post and move on. Let the real mods do their job.

This reads like a school marm wrote it. 

The recruiting board has always washed its own face and has no need to fall back on "ackshually, I need to speak to the manager!" as a means of  managing dialogue unless it is last ditch effort. 

[BornAndRaised 12,537]

12 minutes ago, royiv said:

There’s a way to report an offending post. Instead of using the prescribed method, he takes it upon himself to be a self appointed mod and clog up the board with his dumb posts that don’t actually do anything. Just report the post and move on. Let the real mods do their job.

The board, not just recruiting, is largely self policing. If someone is acting an ass, they get crowd sourced. In the same vein, for the people who pop in to the recruiting board every couple of months, sometimes they need to be reminded. Just be a decent human and go fling sand in the sandbox rather than the lunch table.

[closetojumping 63,661]

9 minutes ago, royiv said:

Do tell, what do his dumb “No CR!!!” posts actually do? They have zero impact except for making him look like a pussy bitch who can’t scroll past something. You can tell they have no teeth by the number of times he posts it and the fact that he’s become a meme at this point. 

I can't really point to some random post of TexPete's on this subject because I've never bookmarked a page on this site, for any reason. And I haven't noticed him doing it any more than others, but I'm not tracking the guy. It sounds personal with you guys.

I can say that when I've told folks to kill the political shit or get fucked, they've either killed the political shit or they've gotten negbombed by many folks on the board. Access and rep are the coin of the realm here, whether we like it or not. So getting someone crowdsourced or trending towards it is about all we have. 

I'll argue it does work, which is why it only pops around here every few weeks or so. Cloak Roomers generally cannot fucking wait to bring their shitty political takes into any discussion, so if it wasn't working, all of the echo chambering honks from that place would be shitposting here too.

[Duane Moore 5,404]

Complaining about our strength of schedule by a program that got South Carolina as its permanent opponent and has only played UGA once in 13 years (when we’re going to play them twice in our first season) is really something else. 

[royiv 9,430]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I can't really point to some random post of TexPete's on this subject because I've never bookmarked a page on this site, for any reason. And I haven't noticed him doing it any more than others, but I'm not tracking the guy. It sounds personal with you guys.

I can say that when I've told folks to kill the political shit or get fucked, they've either killed the political shit or they've gotten negbombed by many folks on the board. Access and rep are the coin of the realm here, whether we like it or not. So getting someone crowdsourced or trending towards it is about all we have. 

I'll argue it does work, which is why it only pops around here every few weeks or so. Cloak Roomers generally cannot fucking wait to bring their shitty political takes into any discussion, so if it wasn't working, all of the echo chambering honks from that place would be shitposting here too.

Don’t disagree with your point in this post in the least. The fact that he’s taken it upon himself to be the self appointed CR monitor with his sheer volume of “No CR!!!” posts means that his posts on that topic have lost any teeth they might have once had. They’ve become a meme at this point instead of possessing any of the power that you mention and with which I agree with.

[hookemATL 12,009]

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Cloak Roomers generally cannot fucking wait to bring their shitty political takes into any discussion

You only say that bc you are a right winger and like to drink babies blood!

 

3 minutes ago, royiv said:

Don’t disagree with your point in this post in the least. The fact that he’s taken it upon himself to be the self appointed CR monitor with his sheer volume of “No CR!!!” posts means that his posts on that topic have lost any teeth they might have once had. They’ve become a meme at this point instead of possessing any of the power that you mention and with which I agree with.

Clouds aren't gonna yell at themselves.  Sometimes these old coots yell at the weatherman, or their decrepit husk of a wife, or at the newspaper, or into the void as they grapple with a lifetime of shattered dreams and unrequited love.  This place is his clouds.  Fuck you clouds!

Edited Monday at 05:59 PM by hookemATL

[Foosters 17,961]

i'd like to submit an application to monitor the CR monitor 

[hookemATL 12,009]

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

i'd like to submit an application to monitor the CR monitor 

[closetojumping 63,661]

7 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

You only say that bc you are a right winger and like to drink babies blood!

 

Clouds aren't gonna yell at themselves.  Sometimes these old coots yell at the weatherman, or their decrepit husk of a wife, or at the newspaper, or into the void as they grapple with a lifetime of shattered dreams and unrequited love.  This place is his clouds.  Fuck you clouds!

Ha. That post was not aimed anyone's political views, more just how off-putting the whole concept of political yelling matches is to me in general. 

[hookemATL 12,009]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. That post was not aimed anyone's political views, more just how off-putting the whole concept of political yelling matches is to me in general. 

understood.  Im just posting at my normal "monday back from holiday should be working but want to die" rhythms.  

[Longhornfrenzy 6,037]

[Deej 77,297]

They sucked when they were paying more than we were. 

[Yuk 1,598]

The class after Sark's 5-7 coincided with the last bag game class and greatest recruiting class ever. And also, many of those players they bought in 2022 were present on Saturday getting knocked 3 yards off the ball by Hayden Connor and Jake Majors.

[Bevo14 8,455]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Ranger222 gonna get his ass banned for talking like that. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,833]

Not even kidding, Sark should go after that RB from Bama Richard Young or Justice Haynes. Dudes are studs, and need a backup plan in case CB4 isn't himself, and we could have a 3 headed monster with CB4, Richard Young/Justice Haynes. 

We already steal their recruits every year, anyway, so why not a RB for security, plus teams who rotate their RBs have far more success. See Georgia. At least Trevor Ettoene is banged up, but their other RB Nate Frazier has gotten a lot better. 

Edited Monday at 08:50 PM by Funk Doctor Spock

[WBT 20,776]

Lulz at bisontits seeing the field for us.

I was laughing all week about them thinking his return would be a game changer.

[Vertigo 20,400]

13 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lulz at bisontits seeing the field for us.

I was laughing all week about them thinking his return would be a game changer.

He was the singular reason that Broughton had the game of his life. Bisontis would be third string on our line behind Hutson and Neto. 

[Navin R. Johnson 800]

16 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He was the singular reason that Broughton had the game of his life. Bisontis would be third string on our line behind Hutson and Neto. 

They s’posed to be SEC

[Tex Pete 21,050]

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I don't get trying to troll TexPete on this issue. He's correct regarding the general sentiment of this board. Y'all have a playground to go yuck it up on that shit and no one is pining for it elsewhere. 

And it’s the same fucking morons who keep doing it and then bitching that I call them out on it. 

[Tex Pete 21,050]

5 hours ago, royiv said:

There’s a way to report an offending post. Instead of using the prescribed method, he takes it upon himself to be a self appointed mod and clog up the board with his dumb posts that don’t actually do anything. Just report the post and move on. Let the real mods do their job.

It’s simple to keep politics off of this board. Things here are psychotic at best without pumping the equivalent of sewer water into it.

Most posters agree. Don’t bitch about it, just respect this isn’t the board for it. I’ve not gone into the CR a single time and made a football post. And I won’t. 

[Tex Pete 21,050]

There they go winning more games they never played again. 

[Nivek 17,081]

Is it OK if we talk about politics here?  I mean lite political discussion like making peace in the middle east and such things.   And how that might influence recruiting for our quiddich team