Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Tex Pete 21049]

Why would you do that? 

[royiv 9423]

9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s simple to keep politics off of this board. Things here are psychotic at best without pumping the equivalent of sewer water into it.

Most posters agree. Don’t bitch about it, just respect this isn’t the board for it. I’ve not gone into the CR a single time and made a football post. And I won’t. 

[Carl Spackler 3560]

So now that overrated, untested Texas squad is actually way more talented than the the aggy players that were part of highly-rated recruiting classes because we spent boatloads of NIL money. 

I swear, I need a program to keep up with the changing narrative on TexAgs.

[BigHornedLurker 2060]

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

So now that overrated, untested Texas squad is actually way more talented than the the aggy players that were part of highly-rated recruiting classes because we spent boatloads of NIL money. 

I swear, I need a program to keep up with the changing narrative on TexAgs.

[royiv 9423]

19 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s simple to keep politics off of this board. Things here are psychotic at best without pumping the equivalent of sewer water into it.

Most posters agree. Don’t bitch about it, just respect this isn’t the board for it. I’ve not gone into the CR a single time and made a football post. And I won’t. 

No one is trying to make the sports boards political. If someone does, handle it accordingly. The thing is that you’ve become so predictable in your Cartman hall monitor role that posters have started to troll you and you end up falling for the trap. If someone says something completely benign like “man, they really fucked up the color of orange on TV tonight it looks like our president-elect’s make-up” you get your panties in a twist and immediately cue up one of your predictable posts. You’re letting yourself get trolled. 
 

[Mr. Drummond 2221]

We are two fucking days from signing day, can you two assholes take it off-line.    Christ.

[Katfid54 8719]

Fatwa-ing a cloak roomer who has 9,000 rep is going to be a hell of a task. But fuck it I'm in.

[royiv 9423]

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Fatwa-ing a cloak roomer who has 9,000 rep is going to be a hell of a task. But fuck it I'm in.

You’re a little bitch.

[Katfid54 8719]

Just now, royiv said:

You’re a little bitch.

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[closetojumping 63524]

1 minute ago, royiv said:

You’re a little bitch.

He was kidding ...

[royiv 9423]

Just now, closetojumping said:

He was kidding ...

Uh, go check how many neg reps he’s handed out in the last 5 minutes. 

[Katfid54 8719]

Just now, royiv said:

Uh, go check how many neg reps he’s handed out in the last 5 minutes. 

[RomaVicta 30137]

I think his unbiased neighbor must fuck with him all the time.

Texas kicked your ass, still, it's impressive how close you kept it.

Thanks, man. I thought so, too.

[Rimbo 26482]

[Deej 77283]

42 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think his unbiased neighbor must fuck him all the time.

Fixed

[Shaddie 1675]

I love the narrative of Jimbo and Sark. 
 

As usual they panicked and fired jimbo because they knew he couldn’t beat sark. They “hoped” new coach could stem the tide. As usual they fucked it up again. Or as the cool kids say they “aggied it up”.

[Rimbo 26482]

7 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

I love the narrative of Jimbo and Sark. 
 

As usual they panicked and fired jimbo because they knew he couldn’t beat sark. They “hoped” new coach could stem the tide. As usual they fucked it up again. Or as the cool kids say they “aggied it up”.

jimbo couldn't beat lots of teams/coaches

[Shaddie 1675]

Just now, Rimbo said:

jimbo couldn't beat lots of teams/coaches

Very true. 
 

My reasoning is they looked at Stoops and Elko cause they are D coaches. The usual high level idiots over there said we need D coach to beat Sark. They are the Jerry Jones of CFB. Living in DFW and seeing how many times Jones crumbles to media saying things is unreal. 

[BERT 4444]

4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Fatwa-ing a cloak roomer who has 9,000 rep is going to be a hell of a task. But fuck it I'm in.

Especially if you’re negging the wrong person. You know, cause you’re Katfid and all

[Bodacious Bevo 3640]

Something that the aggies seem to universally misunderstand is that Texas' NIL efforts were not a response to 5-7. They weren't born out of desperation, to make up for a coach's poor performance, or to gear us up for the conference move. They were purely motivated out of a desire to be the best and to seize the moment. If the early movers had waited for external motivation, it would've been far too late to pull it off. 

I have pm proof of the work being done going back to July 29, 2021. That's months before Sark's first game and 7 days after the SEC leak, which means the work started long before. It takes a lot of time and effort to build something new. Especially when you intend to do it well. Until the aggies accept that sweat equity is still more valuable than the dollar, they'll stay little bro.

I'll let the guys on here correct me if I'm wrong about any of the above. 

[BigHornedLurker 2060]

My understanding is when NIL became a sanctioned legal thing Texas brass said game on , on all fronts. 

I think a lot of programs paying under the table didn't realize how much we had been holding back 

[Richter 2306]

40 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Something that the aggies seem to universally misunderstand is that Texas' NIL efforts were not a response to 5-7. They weren't born out of desperation, to make up for a coach's poor performance, or to gear us up for the conference move. They were purely motivated out of a desire to be the best and to seize the moment. If the early movers had waited for external motivation, it would've been far too late to pull it off. 

I have pm proof of the work being done going back to July 29, 2021. That's months before Sark's first game and 7 days after the SEC leak, which means the work started long before. It takes a lot of time and effort to build something new. Especially when you intend to do it well. Until the aggies accept that sweat equity is still more valuable than the dollar, they'll stay little bro.

I'll let the guys on here correct me if I'm wrong about any of the above. 

Oh sweet.  That’ll show them.  Case closed. It doesn’t get much more definitive than that.  Where will you be releasing this info?

[General Specific 3385]

jimbo couldn't beat lots of teams/coaches

No, but he beat himself while he watches someone who could!

[Updawg 2334]

[Hank Kingsley 21150]

2 minutes ago, Updawg said:

[Xminus6 816]

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

My understanding is when NIL became a sanctioned legal thing Texas brass said game on , on all fronts. 

I think a lot of programs paying under the table didn't realize how much we had been holding back 

I don’t think it was “Texas Brass.”  It was almost solely the initiative of a number of folks on this board and Bobby Burton if I recall correctly. Most of those guys have said that the administration was very skeptical of them. 

[RomaVicta 30137]

36 minutes ago, Updawg said:

That was me he threatened. It's all true. I'm very chastised and grateful for his mercy.

[Sgt Hulk 14110]

40 minutes ago, Updawg said:

It’s true. I was the Stetson 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20688]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

That was me he threatened. It's all true. I'm very chastised and grateful for his mercy.

You should thank your lucky stars that Aggies, as a people, are so virtuous and merciful. 

[Hank_Hill 19079]

2 hours ago, Updawg said:

He literally did the “and then everybody clapped” meme

[ClubWhatever 12164]

14 hours ago, Foosters said:

i'd like to submit an application to monitor the CR monitor 

Take it to the CR Monitor board

[Lou_Sassle 2949]

6 hours ago, Updawg said:

 

[Eggo 4025]

7 hours ago, Shaddie said:

Very true. 
 

My reasoning is they looked at Stoops and Elko cause they are D coaches. The usual high level idiots over there said we need D coach to beat Sark. They are the Jerry Jones of CFB. Living in DFW and seeing how many times Jones crumbles to media saying things is unreal. 

This is really stupid. Jimbo was an offensive-minded coach, sure, but his teams did not have good offense and he was often berated for his old fashioned scheme. He needed to be fired years ago, but they simply couldn't afford it and/or the embarrassment of the sunk cost. Saying this was a response to Sark is probably about as aggy as it gets here. 

[SydneyCarton 48484]

7 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

My understanding is when NIL became a sanctioned legal thing Texas brass said game on , on all fronts. 

I think a lot of programs paying under the table didn't realize how much we had been holding back 

Hahahaha No. 

[Deej 77283]

8 hours ago, Updawg said:

If they were all wearing hats, why was he not wearing a hat?

[CHIEF 5104]

What is a “gay” hatband?

CHIEF

[tejas60 3537]

54 minutes ago, Deej said:

If they were all wearing hats, why was he not wearing a hat?

Cause that badass aggy told him to uncover. 

[hookemATL 12003]

34 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

What is a “gay” hatband?

CHIEF

It's a hatband that uses a really good skin care routine, has form fitting and stylish clothes, and is in a long term loving relationship with its partner, Carl. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3640]

10 hours ago, Richter said:

Oh sweet.  That’ll show them.  Case closed. It doesn’t get much more definitive than that.  Where will you be releasing this info?

lol I only reference PMs because it’s easier to check dates there than to search for the discussions on there

[Burt Macklin 19139]

11 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Something that the aggies seem to universally misunderstand is that Texas' NIL efforts were not a response to 5-7. They weren't born out of desperation, to make up for a coach's poor performance, or to gear us up for the conference move. They were purely motivated out of a desire to be the best and to seize the moment. If the early movers had waited for external motivation, it would've been far too late to pull it off. 

I have pm proof of the work being done going back to July 29, 2021. That's months before Sark's first game and 7 days after the SEC leak, which means the work started long before. It takes a lot of time and effort to build something new. Especially when you intend to do it well. Until the aggies accept that sweat equity is still more valuable than the dollar, they'll stay little bro.

I'll let the guys on here correct me if I'm wrong about any of the above. 

All very true, but logical, thought-out planning is not how they operate. It's emotional swings, almost always in response to fear of UT success. 

10 hours ago, Updawg said:

He forgot to add the part where he gave the young man he just "gently" grabbed and laid on his back directions back to his car when he was lost after the game. 

[linux 1639]

Pancake factory came very late in the cycle and that plus Cristobal leaving is how we got Banks, Campbell and Williams.

The Aggies were in on NIL months faster than UT, thankfully it was not a full year and it was for star chasing not for strategic recruiting.

[texifornia 57430]

2 minutes ago, linux said:

Pancake factory came very late in the cycle and that plus Cristobal leaving is how we got Banks, Campbell and Williams.

The Aggies were in on NIL months faster than UT, thankfully it was not a full year and it was for star chasing not for strategic recruiting.

"NIL"

[SydneyCarton 48484]

2 minutes ago, linux said:

Pancake factory came very late in the cycle and that plus Cristobal leaving is how we got Banks, Campbell and Williams.

The Aggies were in on NIL months faster than UT, thankfully it was not a full year and it was for star chasing not for strategic recruiting.

Yeah, your timeline AND your facts on this one are completely off. Shocker. 

[Frank Drebin 5699]

Didn't Jimbo say there was no NIL for the A&M 2022 class?

That was just good old fashioned bag dropping and ignoring NCAA Covid restrictions on in person recruiting

[Mr. Drummond 2221]

5 minutes ago, linux said:

Pancake factory came very late in the cycle and that plus Cristobal leaving is how we got Banks, Campbell and Williams.

The Aggies were in on NIL months faster than UT, thankfully it was not a full year and it was for star chasing not for strategic recruiting.

Well you got that Cristobal leaving helped and Jimbo was a star chaser right at least.

[HtownHorn 14958]

Campbell was always coming to Texas. Banks and Williams we got the assist from the PF and Cristobal. Though I think Banks was going to flip anyway because of the medical issues with his mom and being able to travel that far to see her son play.

[linux 1639]

https://247sports.com/article/the-pancake-factory-inside-the-nil-initiative-that-will-let-texas-offensive-linemen-bring-in-50000-annually-177666783/

Pancake factory announced early december

Banks commited December 11

Campbell Feb 2

Williams commited December 12

Haters are wrong per usual

[SydneyCarton 48484]

Just now, linux said:

https://247sports.com/article/the-pancake-factory-inside-the-nil-initiative-that-will-let-texas-offensive-linemen-bring-in-50000-annually-177666783/

Pancake factory announced early december

Banks commited December 11

Campbell Feb 2

Williams commited December 12

Haters are wrong per usual

I'm sorry, what do you think you're proving with this post? Because I was referencing your complete lack of understanding of aTms investiture into true NIL and how it compared to the University of Texas. 
 

I'm fully aware of the timeline of the announcement of the Pancake Factory. You do realize that there's about a half dozen posters on this website who actually founded that organization, right? You never know when you might be speaking to one, Linux. 

[linux 1639]

Texas A&M was the first team to NIL, was it bag men as well? sure, but that is the baseline they have done bag men all their lives and they never had the greatest class of all time. They were the very first school to promise the millions that is standard today. Their inability to follow up the greatest class of all time with a pedestrian one a year later was purely one hundred percent as a result of everyone eliminating their early mover advantage.

[Teamdirtyleg 1078]

1 minute ago, linux said:

Texas A&M was the first team to NIL, was it bag men as well? sure, but that is the baseline they have done bag men all their lives and they never had the greatest class of all time. They were the very first school to promise the millions that is standard today. Their inability to follow up the greatest class of all time with a pedestrian one a year later was purely one hundred percent as a result of everyone eliminating their early mover advantage.

Just stop