Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Mr. Drummond 2221]

If you were 1/2 as smart as you think you are, you'd be really something.

[irishtexan 11557]

This really doesn't seem like an argument worth filling the next page and a half with pedantic corrections of OL recruiting timelines three years ago and what constitutes legitimate NIL vs. bag dropping. 

[linux 1639]

Ok then smartasses explain the collapse of their 2023 class? I already did.

they were sucking wind before their losing season

Edited 16 hours ago by linux

[WBT 20773]

Desperate times

[crash_davis 23168]

Yes! Yes, Mack is known to be a great X and O's kind of guy.  He built his entire coaching legacy on innovative schemes and recognition of deficiencies and trends.

 

Said no one ever.

[SydneyCarton 48484]

5 minutes ago, linux said:

Texas A&M was the first team to NIL, was it bag men as well? sure, but that is the baseline they have done bag men all their lives and they never had the greatest class of all time. They were the very first school to promise the millions that is standard today. Their inability to follow up the greatest class of all time with a pedestrian one a year later was purely one hundred percent as a result of everyone eliminating their early mover advantage.

Texas A&M was not the "first" team to NIL. But if you want to put forth that claim, support it with actual fucking evidence. 

They bought their entire "best class" of all time with fucking bags, becuase they got Jimbo Fisher and he rounded up enough boosters to throw bags at all of thsoe fucking kids. Not NIL. Bags. Jesus Christ most of aTm's class was in the boat before the announcement of NIL in June of 2021....which by the way I'm not sure how it could be "Months" faster than UT or anyone, because we spent fucking months working on it from the outset before we announced the Pancake Factory in December. 

Saban accused them of buying their class, and Fisher responded that NIL had nothing to do with the class. Brownlow-Dindy's dad had a fucking church built for them. They marshalled their reserouces as never before to get Jimbo his class, and they failed to sign a fucking good class after it becuase, wait for it, Jimbo's on field product collapsed, their program collapsed and kids saw the writing on the wall, and then their enthusiasm for funding collapsed when Jimbo finally shit the bed, and then they had to marshall funds for the buy-out. 

You have zero insignt into this, zero insight into aTm donors and how they operated, and zero fucking insight the Texas side of things as we were countering bag offers with legit NIL offers for players. aTm still doesn't even have their NIL organized under a 501(c)3 last we heard. Their board is still bitching about it. Meanwhile, we were getting calls from fucking attorneys at other schools early on demanding our blueprint for the Pancake Factory under threat of legal action. But sure, aTm figured it out fist .

aTm bought their best class, and then retroactively called in NIL becuase of all the fucking attention it got, it was good cover. They weren't first to fucking shit. Stop acting like you fucking know. You don't. 

[Davis Lane 5857]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Desperate times

There are plenty of analysts here with the best ideas and analyses.

https://texags.com/forums/5

 

Edited 16 hours ago by Davis Lane

[linux 1639]

Sydney

Ok then smartasses explain the collapse of their 2023 class? I already did.

they were sucking wind before their losing season

You are ducking the question

[SydneyCarton 48484]

5 minutes ago, linux said:

Ok then smartasses explain the collapse of their 2023 class? I already did.

they were sucking wind before their losing season

No you didn't, Linxu. I fucking explained it. 

Product on the field matters, no one likes to donate their money to a fucking loser. It took about 3 years of Texas success and progress before some big donors on the UT side, who have as much money as God, decided they might consider trying this NIL thing. It's actually difficult to build something. 

[linux 1639]

That still does not explain why their 2023 class fucking collapsed like sucking wind after their pool party, seriously you people have no critical thinking skills.

[Whitewater Horn 969]

6 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Yes! Yes, Mack is known to be a great X and O's kind of guy.  He built his entire coaching legacy on innovative schemes and recognition of deficiencies and trends.

 

Said no one ever.

Mr. Football according to Steve Spurrier. Aggy would love to have a Mr. Football. 

[SydneyCarton 48484]

4 minutes ago, linux said:

That still does not explain why their 2023 class fucking collapsed like sucking wind after their pool party, seriously you people have no critical thinking skills.

Because the writing was on the wall, their culture was rotted, Sark made some big recruiting moves, and we got Momentum. Also, everyone and theri fucking brother in the rest of the SEC got pissed at aTm for breaking all of the unwritten rules of throwing bags at players and turned their sites on aTm in the negative recruiting world. Meanwhile, we got Arch manning to commit, and others. And I wouldn't say it collapsed immediately, it took Anthony Hill till December to finally flip 

You sit there and accuse other people of having no critical thinking skills, while peope who ACTUALY WERE INVOVLED WITH THE PROCESS AND LAID IT OUT HERE FOR EVERYONE IN REAL TIME, are telling you that you're mistaken, and you continue to argue with them. I don't need critical thinking skills. I was fucking involved. 

You'd probably argue with a fucking woman about where your dick is supposed to go to make a baby. 

Edited 16 hours ago by SydneyCarton

[RomaVicta 30137]

 

[satyanash 14875]

18 minutes ago, linux said:

Ok then smartasses explain the collapse of their 2023 class?

Edited 16 hours ago by satyanash

[Davis Lane 5857]

I'm not one to pile on anyone, unless they deserve it, but that "best of all time" class didn't last past the first season after signing day.

Four players were suspended/dimissed before the season ended and shortly after that the class started falling apart.

So, I'm thinking the class collapsed because the culture of A&M's program was not ready for what was paid for.

That's my critical thinking two cents, and I'm a critical thinker by trade.

Ok, y'all can go on.

Edited 16 hours ago by Davis Lane

[hookemATL 12003]

11 minutes ago, linux said:

That still does not explain why their 2023 class fucking collapsed like sucking wind after their pool party, seriously you people have no critical thinking skills.

Thank you for pushing this discussion forward. Your contributions, while moronic and misguided at best, are valued as an ingredient in the great surly stew/melting pot

[irishtexan 11557]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You'd probably argue with a fucking woman about where your dick is supposed to go to make a baby. 

It's in the butt, right?

[SOHHvet08 7]

 

[Navin R. Johnson 792]

8 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

I'm not one to pile on anyone, unless they deserve it, but that "best of all time" class didn't last past the first season after signing day.

Four players were suspended/dimissed before the season ended and shortly after that the class started falling apart.

So, I'm thinking the class collapsed because the culture of A&M's program was not ready for what was paid for.

That's my critical thinking two cents, and I'm a critical thinker by trade.

Ok, y'all can go on.

[General Specific 3385]

That still does not explain why their 2023 class fucking collapsed like sucking wind after their pool party, seriously you people have no critical thinking skills.

Have you considered changing your username to Windows?

Saban calling out Jimbo for the ‘22 class started the process. Jimbo putting his own foot in his mouth in response blew it up!

That, and some players complaining they weren’t getting what they were promised helped as well.

[Pato del Muerto 52954]

 

 

[Lone Star Horn 2032]

51 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Mr. Football according to Steve Spurrier. Aggy would love to have a Mr. Football. 

I believe the name was Coach February

Edited 15 hours ago by Lone Star Horn

[SydneyCarton 48484]

Just now, Lone Star Horn said:

I believe the name was Mr. February

It was actually both, at different times.

[closetojumping 63524]

51 minutes ago, linux said:

all of your shitty, thoughtless, empty posts here

It's not helpful when you form your thesis on unfounded assumptions and then dig your heels in when challenged. You haven't done the work to understand how the prior bag game black market worked, and you haven't done the work to understand how NIL currently works now and the differences between the two.

I tried to help. I wrote extensively on the bag game at Barking Carnival. I helped Yahoo on a story about it with Lache Seastrunk, Willie Lyles, Chip Kelly and Oregon, albeit indirectly, and that story was published and went viral. I've written extensively about the black market and NIL on this board and Shaggy for more than a decade. All you had to do was read along and have some humility about who knows what in a reader/writer relationship. 

Instead, you've surface-skimmed info and articles when it suits you, ignored facts slapping you in the face on this site, and just assumed your wicked intellect would uniquely take you to the correct conclusion while "they" just didn't get it. 

This subforum literally possesses the source code creators for what is now the blueprint for how collectives function. That source code was crafted in the fires of rampant cheating, via 10-ish players mostly across the southeast, as a means of destroying it once the NIL gates were unlocked. With a plan and a willingness to take serious risks in the process, we kicked the fucking gate open and it's been a blast for most of us ever since. Nothing is asked of folks here except to avoid doing exactly what you are doing. You can have your own opinions, but you don't get to have your own facts. 

Now fuck off. 

[linux 1639]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

It's not helpful when you form your thesis on unfounded assumptions and then dig your heels in when challenged. You haven't done the work to understand how the prior bag game black market worked, and you haven't done the work to understand how NIL currently works now and the differences between the two.

I tried to help. I wrote extensively on the bag game at Barking Carnival. I helped Yahoo on a story about it with Lache Seastrunk, Willie Lyles, Chip Kelly and Oregon, albeit indirectly, and that story was published and went viral. I've written extensively about the black market and NIL on this board and Shaggy for more than a decade. All you had to do was read along and have some humility about who knows what in a reader/writer relationship. 

Instead, you've surface-skimmed info and articles when it suits you, ignored facts slapping you in the face on this site, and just assumed your wicked intellect would uniquely take you to the correct conclusion while "they" just didn't get it. 

This subforum literally possesses the source code creators for what is now the blueprint for how collectives function. That source code was crafted in the fires of rampant cheating, via 10-ish players mostly across the southeast, as a means of destroying it once the NIL gates were unlocked. With a plan and a willingness to take serious risks in the process, we kicked the fucking gate open and it's been a blast for most of us ever since. Nothing is asked of folks here except to avoid doing exactly what you are doing. You can have your own opinions, but you don't get to have your own facts. 

Now fuck off. 

Ctrl+F 2023 zero results found.

[FloridaHorn 4814]

2 hours ago, CHIEF said:

What is a “gay” hatband?

CHIEF

Like a normal hat band, but shaped like a dick.

[4th and 5 4928]

10 minutes ago, linux said:

Ctrl+F 2023 zero results found.

left click, middle finger

go away

[Lou_Sassle 2949]

14 minutes ago, linux said:

Ctrl+F 2023 zero results found.

 

[closetojumping 63524]

9 minutes ago, linux said:

Ctrl+F 2023 zero results found.

I get it, man. I empathize. I know from personal and family experience what the hardships of autism can be for a person. One of the bigger issues can be rigid framing of possible circumstances and outcomes and not being able to comprehend that if black and white expectations aren't met in the end, shit still happened anyway. Your mental deficiencies are your own concern. though. If you can't properly educate yourself on subject matter, like I said, fuck off. No one is interested in reading your terribly uninformed takes presented in a smartest-guy-in-the-room manner.

[nnm 37036]

Can y’all just meet at the foot of the tower and settle this like men?

Spoiler alert:  here’s footage of the fight.

[MontereyMX 892]

31 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Like a normal hat band, but shaped like a dick.

so cock ring? 

[IBuryPaul 274]

12 hours ago, Updawg said:

Who knew the opposite George Castanza is an aggie?

[Mitch Cumsteen 18676]

I'm not even sure what point Linux is trying to make. Are you trying to understand why the 2023 Aggie class fell apart?

It's been answered, but here you go:

1. Character risks.
2. Bad culture exacerbated point 1.
3. Poor coaching / development made players realize that they were costing themselves their NFL futures and $$$ by staying at A&M.
4. Real NIL happened. The dollars A&M were throwing around in the bag game got dwarfed by the legitimate NIL dollars from competitors. When you hire mercenaries, you shouldn't be surprised when they portal to go play for the highest bidder, especially when everything else is crap: culture, winning, development, living in College fucking Station, etc. A&M also had to fund their next class and everybody started comparing paystubs.
5. They're aggies. They aggie everything up, eventually.

[WBT 20773]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because the writing was on the wall, their culture was rotted, Sark made some big recruiting moves, and we got Momentum. Also, everyone and theri fucking brother in the rest of the SEC got pissed at aTm for breaking all of the unwritten rules of throwing bags at players and turned their sites on aTm in the negative recruiting world. Meanwhile, we got Arch manning to commit, and others. And I wouldn't say it collapsed immediately, it took Anthony Hill till December to finally flip 

*sights

Unless you mean they sicced tigerdroppings and the like on them

[Sbbruin 21937]

1 hour ago, IBuryPaul said:

Who knew the opposite George Castanza is an aggie?

[Tree Fidy 1189]

2 hours ago, linux said:

Ctrl+F 2023 zero results found.

You are so close to making your point and winning over the masses.  Do NOT give up!  You fight the good fight my man and others will soon see what you see and finally understand.  Get 'em!!!!

[Plorant 833]

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Desperate times

Imagine a coach wiping his dick off across your forehead 10 times after his teams beat your ass on the field and still not bothering to learn how to spell his name correctly.  Oh and Mack Brown being someone that can provide the insight they are looking for:  LOL

[T-shirt Sip 2147]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Can y’all just meet at the foot of the tower Texags parking lot and settle this like men? FIFY

Spoiler alert:  here’s footage of the fight.

 

[texifornia 57430]

@Longhornfrenzy resurfaced this ice cold taek

 

[BigHornedLurker 2060]

[HtownHorn 14958]

There is 0% chance that Kiffin take Weigman. The dude has a brain made of swiss cheese with a body to match.

[Wishbone 4847]

19 hours ago, Updawg said:

If this guy was even there he left after our first TD. Rather than than after the second like most others.

[Rimbo 26482]

8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Saban accused them of buying their class, and Fisher responded that NIL had nothing to do with the class.

He wasn't wrong to say that, tbh

[Rimbo 26482]

8 hours ago, linux said:

That still does not explain why their 2023 class fucking collapsed like sucking wind after their pool party, seriously you people have no critical thinking skills.

[Rimbo 26482]

8 hours ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Mr. Football according to Steve Spurrier. Aggy would love to have a Mr. Football. 

he was being sarcastic

[SydneyCarton 48484]

33 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I like how now one looking up that stat at aTm is criminal, but none of these twats who were sucking off paying Klein 1.3 million or whatever he’s making when he was hired thought to look it up either. I’m bread it’s A cONsPIracY

[Navin R. Johnson 792]

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I like how now one looking up that stat at aTm is criminal, but none of these twats who were sucking off paying Klein 1.3 million or whatever he’s making when he was hired thought to look it up either. I’m bread it’s A cONsPIracY

The Elk doesn’t hire people on a whim. He meticulously investigates candidates like nothing we’ve ever seen before. The Elk’s coaching searches are so organized that even Saban has studied them.  In fact, the top minds at nasa are studying his methods right now.

Edited 7 hours ago by Navin R. Johnson

[Tex Pete 21049]

8 hours ago, linux said:

Texas A&M was the first team to NIL, was it bag men as well? sure, but that is the baseline they have done bag men all their lives and they never had the greatest class of all time.

They weren’t. They couldn’t even point out all the NIL deals their “greatest” class had, and as mentioned, Jimbo denied that it was NIL. It was straight-up cheating.  They still don’t really understand it. 

They dropped bags and promised more that they could not and did not deliver, hence the decimation of that class. 

[Whitewater Horn 969]

34 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

he was being sarcastic

Yeah, no shit. It’s Spurrier. Aggy is too simple to discern that Mr. Football is sarcasm. 

[Rimbo 26482]

6 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Yeah, no shit. It’s Spurrier. Aggy is too simple to discern that Mr. Football is sarcasm. 

Well, I COULD name a Longhorn fan who also struggles with basic concepts like this.