Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[texifornia 57591]

25 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

The Elk doesn’t hire people on a whim. He meticulously investigates candidates like nothing we’ve ever seen before. The Elk’s coaching searches are so organized that even Saban has studied them.  In fact, the top minds at nasa are studying his methods right now.

Did you know he went to Penn???

[Gil Bang 26125]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

There is 0% chance that Kiffin take Weigman. The dude has a brain made of swiss cheese with a body to match.

Bruh. 

[Butch Had Not 3020]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

Bruh. 

The Ole miss backup looked really good against Georgia in limited snaps. Lane might not need a portal qb.

[nnm 37088]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Did you know he went to Penn???

Is he a member of Mensa?

[DigglerontheHoof 21345]

7 hours ago, nnm said:

Is he a member of Mensa?

Yeah, the Mensa Cheese, Butter and Bacon of the Month Club

[Chopper 17380]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah, the Mensa Cheese, Butter and Bacon of the Month Club

[Longhornfrenzy 6054]

NIL tears

[DigglerontheHoof 21345]

They still have no clue how NIL works.  Said it before and I'll say it again; Texags looks like it's dominated by pissed off 12 year olds. 

[Noozak 335]

I see they are already starting to rewrite history on how bad they were beaten on the field before despite the score.

[Gut Wagon 8163]

No, forget wishcasting for a moment. Let's go to the replay of what actually happened: 

 

 

 

Bless their hearts. 

[Chips O'Toole 1355]

You know they have a point there... Sark was totally out coached, got all the calls, and all the bounces, and they were two plays away from winning the game by multiple scores.  They don't need to change a single thing with their program except have all that stuff for their way instead. 

 

[Longhornfrenzy 6054]

[Wulaw Horn 19342]

I check in around once a quarter on this thread and skim for about 2 minutes before I have to stop myself because I’m not capable of reading nonsense and laughing at it, I want to apply logic and reason and demonstrate that the stupid stuff being said is stupid. I’m not made for interacting with aggy. The stupid burns and bothers me too much. 

[Tex Pete 21054]

47 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Texags looks like it's dominated by pissed off 12 year olds. 

Have you never met aggies before? You just described the lot of them.

[Tex Pete 21054]

For a school that has a long and sordid history of illegally paying players, one that spans decades and multiple coaching regimes, aggies sure do whine a lot about Texas playing by the rules and paying players transparently.

[DigglerontheHoof 21345]

Idiots? Yes.

Lovable? Not so much.

[Wishbone 4848]

Well, if there were national idiot poster rankings for school message boards as there is for school football recruiting Texags would not be a sleeping giant as far as that goes. There are instances where it could get close sometimes but I think their no. 1 ranking would never really be in jeopardy.

[Navin R. Johnson 807]

 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18695]

Boy, they still have it in their heads that our culture is bad, we don't develop talent, and that we are weak in the trenches. They got all that after we pushed their shit in for 60 straight minutes playing a 3 star backup LT, a 3 star LG, a 3 star C and a 3 star TE. And our walkon safety picked them off, broke up another pass and had a TFL while delivering an emotional post-game speech about a fallen teammate while showing an incredible amount of restraint and class.

But yeah... it's all about NIL and Texas buying players. That's the only reason Texas is any good. We've had top 5 recruiting classes forever and jack shit to show for it. 

[utee94 15907]

49 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Idiots? Yes.

Lovable? Not so much.

I think he misspelled "laughable."

 

 

[Park Gothic 5229]

15 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Boy, they still have it in their heads that our culture is bad, we don't develop talent, and that we are weak in the trenches. They got all that after we pushed their shit in for 60 straight minutes playing a 3 star backup LT, a 3 star LG, a 3 star C and a 3 star TE. And our walkon safety picked them off, broke up another pass and had a TFL while delivering an emotional post-game speech about a fallen teammate while showing an incredible amount of restraint and class.

But yeah... it's all about NIL and Texas buying players. That's the only reason Texas is any good. We've had top 5 recruiting classes forever and jack shit to show for it. 

Man, don't you know anything? They were like 3 plays away from beating us... with a FRESHMAN QB! That's basically as good as a win. Just wait til next year, sips. 

[Hank_Hill 19101]

Lol our defense didn’t actually do that well guys

[WBT 20782]

Claiming that we were lucky to win Saturday night is certainly a choice

[Tylerocks 2557]

34 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Man, don't you know anything? They were like 3 plays away from beating us... with a FRESHMAN QB! That's basically as good as a win. Just wait til next year, sips. 

All they had to do is just run the FG play, the TD play, and the 2 pt conversion....and voila....aggy victory.

[SydneyCarton 48585]

All we had to do was not turn the ball over twice in their red zone in the second half, one for a pick 6, and we probably win 31-0. 

[HtownHorn 14993]

Going to be hilarious when we beat them by 20+ next year.

[CDC4Heisman 12]

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Boy, they still have it in their heads that our culture is bad, we don't develop talent, and that we are weak in the trenches. They got all that after we pushed their shit in for 60 straight minutes playing a 3 star backup LT, a 3 star LG, a 3 star C and a 3 star TE. And our walkon safety picked them off, broke up another pass and had a TFL while delivering an emotional post-game speech about a fallen teammate while showing an incredible amount of restraint and class.

But yeah... it's all about NIL and Texas buying players. That's the only reason Texas is any good. We've had top 5 recruiting classes forever and jack shit to show for it. 

You forgot our 3 star DE that detonated their fourth and goal play and broke their lil hearts

[Royale with cheese 1482]

4 minutes ago, CDC4Heisman said:

You forgot our 3 star DE that detonated their fourth and goal play and broke their lil hearts

That was close to a Stoney Clark play. Real damn close. We could very well be talking about it for years. 

[Nivek 17089]

3 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

You know they have a point there... Sark was totally out coached, got all the calls, and all the bounces, and they were two plays away from winning the game by multiple scores.  They don't need to change a single thing with their program except have all that stuff for their way instead. 

 

you....you....dirty rotten scoundrel

[closetojumping 63708]

47 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

All we had to do was not turn the ball over twice in their red zone in the second half, one for a pick 6, and we probably win 31-0. 

While it was an inevitability that they'd ultimately edit the game result into a fictionalized victory, it's still always funny to see. The speed is surprising, but also adds to the entertainment.

The bigger thing to me is that it's indicative of behaviors throughout the whole organization. The Elk blamed refs, the admins and boosters think they're a few plays away, and the fans convince themselves of their hypothetical wins and glory. Nothing therefore changes, no one gets introspective and grows, and they play Charlie Brown to the world's Lucy, again and again.

[Nivek 17089]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

While it was an inevitability that they'd ultimately edit the game result into a fictionalized victory, it's still always funny to see. The speed is surprising, but also adds to the entertainment.

The bigger thing to me is that it's indicative of behaviors throughout the whole organization. The Elk blamed refs, the admins and boosters think they're a few plays away, and the fans convince themselves of their hypothetical wins and glory. Nothing therefore changes, no one gets introspective and grows, and they play Charlie Brown to the world's Lucy, again and again.

The part I like, is that this is ultimately the same joke over and over, year after year, and yet, somehow we find new ways to enjoy it.  

[You don't know me 1161]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol our defense didn’t actually do that well guys

Until it did... they are morons.

[Longhornfrenzy 6054]

[Dbeasy 15294]

Every time I read some of their drivel I can’t help but wonder how theoretically grown men can run around typing tu instead of UT or Texas. It’s so immature and cringey. And they think somehow that’s an insult when no Texas fan cares at all. It’s just weird. 

[texifornia 57591]

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Every time I read some of their drivel I can’t help but wonder how theoretically grown men can run around typing tu instead of UT or Texas. It’s so immature and cringey. And they think somehow that’s an insult when no Texas fan cares at all. It’s just weird. 

You are on a board where 95% of the people type "aggy" instead of "Aggie / A&M"

[nnm 37088]

8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Every time I read some of their our drivel I can’t help but wonder how theoretically grown men can run around typing tu aggy instead of UT TAMU or Texas A&M. It’s so immature and cringey. And they think somehow that’s an insult when no Texas TAMU fan cares at all. It’s just weird. 

FIFY. 

Not once, in any Texags or other post, have I seen any indication that any Aggie cares at all about the “aggy” thing. It’s very Aggie to type aggy. 

I used to do it. And then one day thought “this is dumb.”

[linux 1643]

I stopped doing it a long while ago, last time I used it was for the official name of the rollercoaster.

Aggie is good enough seems to be the same singular groupthink mentality but without the childishness. 

RIP TPE.

[Sgt Hulk 14115]

Only aggy could see that they weren’t buttfucked up and down the field at will. 
 

2 bonehead plays by our injured qb makes this game 31-0. Eat shit aggy we literally toyed with you like playing with our food

[Tired Horn 747]

24 minutes ago, Nivek said:

The part I like, is that this is ultimately the same joke over and over, year after year, and yet, somehow we find new ways to enjoy it.  

They believe their own shit.

They are salt-of-the-earth, homespun, honest folk. God's children. Austin is a den of iniquity populated by scum without honor. So, psychologically, they have to be better than us. Their whole worldview demands it. They have to have tried harder than us, we have to have cheated if we beat them, and there have to be conspiracies holding back their innate greatness. Otherwise, they're just a bunch of dumb rubes that everyone laughs at. It's a religious mentality built on absolutely nothing.  

[Tex Long 4516]

18 hours ago, nnm said:

Is he a member of Mensa?

Maybe, but he's two years younger than MensaTom.

[Lone Star Horn 2036]

35 minutes ago, nnm said:

FIFY. 

Not once, in any Texags or other post, have I seen any indication that any Aggie cares at all about the “aggy” thing. It’s very Aggie to type aggy. 

I used to do it. And then one day thought “this is dumb.”

Really?? They censor it on Texags. They can't even type anything that ends in aggy without it being censored.

[David Dennison 19147]

aggy or GTFO.

[Tex Long 4516]

Y'all are correct about "aggy". 

I mean, what the hell, "Agricultural" only has one "g" in it... we prolly oughta make it "agy". 

 

[Dbeasy 15294]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You are on a board where 95% of the people type "aggy" instead of "Aggie / A&M"

That’s laziness. That extra letter requires a lot of effort. 

[Chuckie Finster 22800]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

While it was an inevitability that they'd ultimately edit the game result into a fictionalized victory, it's still always funny to see. The speed is surprising, but also adds to the entertainment.

The bigger thing to me is that it's indicative of behaviors throughout the whole organization. The Elk blamed refs, the admins and boosters think they're a few plays away, and the fans convince themselves of their hypothetical wins and glory. Nothing therefore changes, no one gets introspective and grows, and they play Charlie Brown to the world's Lucy, again and again.

Texags launched in 1998.  The Aggies won their last conference title in 1998.  In genuine sincerity, I do not think this is a coincidence.  The victim complex groupthink generated by that website amongst that fanbase (even at the highest, most influential levels) has done immeasurable harm to that athletic department, and I love it so much.

Edited 1 hour ago by Chuckie Finster

[RandomIdoit 701]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

FIFY. 

Not once, in any Texags or other post, have I seen any indication that any Aggie cares at all about the “aggy” thing. It’s very Aggie to type aggy. 

I used to do it. And then one day thought “this is dumb.”

Except “aggy” is blocked out on Texags. 

[Mr. Drummond 2223]

Typing aggy vs aggie is just efficiency.   We are very busy important people.

[Carl Spackler 3561]

2 hours ago, CDC4Heisman said:

You forgot our 3 star DE that detonated their fourth and goal play and broke their lil hearts

And he wasn't the only one wrecking shop on that play.  Check out the rest of the D-line on that play, esp. Broughton and Norton.  Frankly, the aggy RB wouldn't have scored even if Burke hadn't made the play.  

[Bevo14 8456]

5 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I'm reading this thread right now. It's an all time texags great.

[General Specific 3386]

They believe their own shit.
They are salt-of-the-earth, homespun, honest folk. God's children. Austin is a den of iniquity populated by scum without honor. So, psychologically, they have to be better than us. Their whole worldview demands it. They have to have tried harder than us, we have to have cheated if we beat them, and there have to be conspiracies holding back their innate greatness. Otherwise, they're just a bunch of dumb rubes that everyone laughs at. It's a religious mentality built on absolutely nothing.  

You are correct. However, that is a lot of words for cult!