Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[General Specific 3484]

Oh, and for the record, I use aggy simply for the fact that it is censored! Much in the same way other words like fuck, shit, ass or any other garden variety of profanity is forbidden.

And let’s not get into the “sternly worded letter” or post to criticize any part of their administration, or Texag. That will get you banned!

[linux 1760]

Yeah them censoring aggy turned plausible deniability brilliant in destroying any URL linking to shaggybevo. Wonder if surly is also censored or something.

4 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Oh, and for the record, I use aggy simply for the fact that it is censored! Much in the same way other words like fuck, shit, ass or any other garden variety of profanity is forbidden.

And let’s not get into the “sternly worded letter” or post to criticize any part of their administration, or Texag. That will get you banned!

 

[RomaVicta 30501]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

While it was an inevitability that they'd ultimately edit the game result into a fictionalized victory, it's still always funny to see. The speed is surprising, but also adds to the entertainment.

The bigger thing to me is that it's indicative of behaviors throughout the whole organization. The Elk blamed refs, the admins and boosters think they're a few plays away, and the fans convince themselves of their hypothetical wins and glory. Nothing therefore changes, no one gets introspective and grows, and they play Charlie Brown to the world's Lucy, again and again.

They must make sense of a world where virtue, toughness, and all things good can be defeated so consistently by evil. On a level playing field, they could never be defeated. Why would God allow that?

It must be Satan thwarting them. They look for the obvious manifestations, and there they are.

The Parrot default for characterizing talent acquisition is that A&M recruits while Texas buys. Why else would anyone choose not to be an Aggie? There's a ring and a code of honor and everything!

Edited December 5 by RomaVicta

[linux 1760]

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They must make sense of a world where virtue, toughness, and all things good can be defeated so consistently by evil. On a level playing field, they could never be defeated. Why would God allow that?

It must be Satan thwarting them. They look for the obvious manifestations, and there they are.

The Parrot default for characterizing talent acquisition is that A&M recruits while Texas buys. Why else would anyone choose not to be an Aggie? There's a ring and a code of honor and everything!

That is why I am happy playing them every year we get 3 days a year when they lose to satan and are all jumping off a bridge. Then three nights later are getting on the roller coaster again.

[CHIEF 5201]

It's all about class ranking to them. That is because they are weak in developing players. Look at the development that Sark has shown. Trevor Goosby stonewalled Nic Scourton, Tre ran for almost 200 on them, Ethan Burke with the TFL on 4th &1. Texas spends time on three star projects, getting them up to speed and turning them into draft picks. THIS is the way to win National Championships. 

CHIEF

[linux 1760]

Cotail riding at its finest.

[HuttNuts 86]

Aggie is their team mascot. The term aggy has a more specific meaning - noun/verb: the act, or the group of people committing the act, of fucking up any and all situations in the most comical way possible.

[Frank Hammer 49]

2 hours ago, linux said:

Cotail riding at its finest.

Dudes got a point, not much difference in rankings. A&m will be 8&4 or worse

[Teamdirtyleg 1139]

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

You are on a board where 95% of the people type "aggy" instead of "Aggie / A&M"

It’s an economy 

[Nivek 17330]

Texas has had scoreboard for 21 out of 25 years or 84% of the century.  

[Teamdirtyleg 1139]

13 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

That’s laziness. That extra letter requires a lot of effort. 

This. And it’s certainly easier than Capital A, find the fucking Ampersand on my phone,  capital M

[deft 7043]

Texas has had scoreboard for 21 out of 25 years or 84% of the century.  

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

[SydneyCarton 49325]

SO much to love.

"Our classlessness wasn't us, it could have been any other fan that travelled to BFE college station to dress up in Maroon to pretend to be an aggie to make us look bad!"
"That sign was fake! Their classless behavior was real despite actual video of the HC telling the kids not to disrespect the logo!"

Once you're a smooth brain conspiracy theorist, I guess you have to apply it to everything. 

[bad_teammate 13479]

"Sign was fake."

What does that even mean?

[Park Gothic 5343]

The response to the Jake Ehlinger sign is so predictable. (1) "It was fake! A conspiracy to make us look bad!" immediately followed by (2) "And even if it was real, whatabout the t-sip sign about the bonfire!"

[dcar00 14902]

18 hours ago, texifornia said:

You are on a board where 95% of the people type "aggy" instead of "Aggie / A&M"

 

[dcar00 14902]

3 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

It’s an economy 

agree.  2 acceptable - aggy and dirt burglar

[nnm 37737]

The bestest fans in all the land. 

[TheRRKid 239]

I thought they stood the whole game?

[linux 1760]

Add one more to the transfer pile from that class

[SydneyCarton 49325]

Man, that latest batch has some gold too. 

Imagine how stupid the aggie dating the UT girl has to be, admitting he hasn't spoken to her since the game, as opposed to capitalizing on her good mood for what could be some exceptional angry fucking on his end. Nope, better STFU and act like a little bitch. 

[hookemATL 12228]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

as opposed to capitalizing on her good mood for what could be some exceptional angry fucking on his end

Wonder if her name is "Peg" and he just wasn't ready to get anally annihilated by Texas twice in a week.

[SydneyCarton 49325]

12 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Wonder if her name is "Peg" and he just wasn't ready to get anally annihilated by Texas twice in a week.

Then he was in the wrong relationship to begin with, wasn't he?

Edited December 5 by SydneyCarton

[utee94 16066]

I like the one  guy who considers "wearing overt tu gear" as classless behavior and inviting trouble.  Imagine, wearing a Longhorn t-shirt to a game the Longhorns are playing in.  The NERVE.

I'm sure he has a story about some stupid sip who was committing the sin of wearing Longhorn gear to watch the Longhorns play, sitting in the row in front of him, and how he gently had to lay that dude down on the bench and gently choke him, because how dare he be such a disrespectful trouble-maker??

 

 

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

[Post Oak 20551]

Id like to win 20 in a row against these goobers

[Carl Spackler 3611]

2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Id like to win 20 in a row against these goobers

Why stop at 20?

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

If there ever was a case study for the value of studying and learning from history, it's texags.

In just those last posts, I've learned that their problem under Jimbo is they WEREN'T BUYING ENOUGH PLAYERS and that the only reason they lost to us was a couple of unlucky bounces and otherwise the programs aren't very far apart. 

So what they propose to do from here, if I understand correctly, is 1) focus on buying more mercenary players, especially on the dline, and 2) not change much else bc they're on the right track otherwise and just need some luck. 

And they honestly don't know why they're a perennial middle-dweller.  Just incredible.

[Horndog 2293]

 

This logic always cracks me up. A few years ago I used to post on Texags on rare occasions.  There was a thread once about the fact that the Texas/OU game was almost always two ranked teams, while the Texas/aggy game seldom was. The overwhelming majority believed the date of the games was the reason for that.  Earlier in the season teams had fewer losses and it was easier to be ranked.  I responded with basic logic - that the number of ranked teams stayed exactly the same every week and therefore it was statistically no more difficult to be ranked in Week 13 than week 1. I was negged to Bolivia and temporarily banned. They never could get their heads around the fact that the primary reason was that OU was usually good and aggy usually wasn't. 

[Asithappens 978]

57 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Why stop at 20?

Because it would be a score!

[Scholz 12301]

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

SO much to love.

"Our classlessness wasn't us, it could have been any other fan that travelled to BFE college station to dress up in Maroon to pretend to be an aggie to make us look bad!"
"That sign was fake! Their classless behavior was real despite actual video of the HC telling the kids not to disrespect the logo!"

Once you're a smooth brain conspiracy theorist, I guess you have to apply it to everything. 

We’re good and they’re bad!!! This can’t be happening!!!!

[Dbeasy 15526]

These rubes sit on TexAgs every day all day long and throw out invective language, hatred, and mean-spirited comments about "Texas" people.  That can't be good for their mental health over time.

Meanwhile, Surly posters sit back and laugh at the TexAgs posts of these rubes, wondering how they make it from their beds to the breakfast table each morning without getting lost.  That laughter is great for our mental health over time.

[texifornia 58786]

There is so much going on in this Tweet

 

[Plorant 895]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There is so much going on in this Tweet

 

Man, I knew Jaime should have killed that bitch.

[Davis Lane 5978]

22 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm reading this thread right now. It's an all time texags great.

I lost count of how many times "they" was used.

Talk about being in someone's head.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18913]

1 hour ago, Horndog said:

 

This logic always cracks me up. A few years ago I used to post on Texags on rare occasions.  There was a thread once about the fact that the Texas/OU game was almost always two ranked teams, while the Texas/aggy game seldom was. The overwhelming majority believed the date of the games was the reason for that.  Earlier in the season teams had fewer losses and it was easier to be ranked.  I responded with basic logic - that the number of ranked teams stayed exactly the same every week and therefore it was statistically no more difficult to be ranked in Week 13 than week 1. I was negged to Bolivia and temporarily banned. They never could get their heads around the fact that the primary reason was that OU was usually good and aggy usually wasn't. 

I actually agree with them to a certain extent. Texas and OU have almost always been over-ranked before the season due to historical bias. A&M has been too, recently, but the overarching reason that both teams aren't ranked when we've played is the Thujone rollercoaster. 

[Hank_Hill 19764]

We got spotted points? Like, the reviews that the whole world got to see?

[Chef Bezos 106]

Even Sark's assistant coach's stripper wife's monkey has no class!  

[Tired Horn 821]

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There is so much going on in this Tweet

 

Well, something's got to fill that Hall of Champions, and the Wiley Coyote collection was getting embarrassing.

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

Seriously need more mental health facilities in this country 

[Vertigo 20461]

18 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

Well, something's got to fill that Hall of Champions, and the Wiley Coyote collection was getting embarrassing.

If meat pimp does not have his own wing in that cavernous joke of a building, then I don't know what they are doing. 

[hookemATL 12228]

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Seriously need more mental health facilities in this country 

Agreed. These are dangerously retarded individuals. 
 

*NOT intended to be motto worthy*

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Oh my sweet summer child. Did one of them just say Alabama is relatively poor, while putting LSU in with Texas, UF, and Georgia? Wow, I see someone is an ag t-shirt fan. 

 

Get your asses to the parking lot now! We're gonna fist fight for you telling the truth,you son of a bitches /Looch

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20834]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

There is so much going on in this Tweet

 

As soon as I say "Game of Thrones" I wondered if there are nudes. There are nudes. Full frontal nudes. I won't link them, but I'm happy to report that a) they are real and b) they are pretty spectacular

[Not a Sock 2362]

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

As soon as I say "Game of Thrones" I wondered if there are nudes. There are nudes. Full frontal nudes. I won't link them, but I'm happy to report that a) they are real and b) they are pretty spectacular

It’s a body double in game of thrones so that’s not actually her nude.

[RomaVicta 30501]

This is a common phrase that the parrots have convinced themselves is true.

One can hardly count last year's playoff effort as irrelevant, so let's start the clock at 2023. Two decades back? 2003.

Yes, those dreary years that only included one national championship, one national championship loss, and another near miss at the national championship game. Years that A&M cannot match taking the best seasons of their entire history.

They also like to assume that they were somehow relevant during those same years. Never played for or won a conference. Their only shining moment was an electrifying Johnny Manziel (he was fun to watch) who turned out to be an embarrassment to them later.

[derp 845]

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This is a common phrase that the parrots have convinced themselves is true.

One can hardly count last year's playoff effort as irrelevant, so let's start the clock at 2023. Two decades back? 2003.

Yes, those dreary years that only included one national championship, one national championship loss, and another near miss at the national championship game. Years that A&M cannot match taking the best seasons of their entire history.

They also like to assume that they were somehow relevant during those same years. Never played for or won a conference. Their only shining moment was an electrifying Johnny Manziel (he was fun to watch) who turned out to be an embarrassment to them later.

We sucked or were average for most of the way from 2010 through 2022, with the closest thing to a "highlight" being a four-loss year with the Sugar Bowl win against Georgia in the 2018 season (we lost to fucking Maryland that year).

Where most folks would say about a decade or a dozen years, you gotta round up to the next decade because who the fuck knows why. You'd figure 12 would be an easy number for their institution to remember, but who the fuck am I.

[deft 7043]

Even Sark's assistant coach's stripper wife's monkey has no class!  

Not just any child, that classless monkey bit a Steiner ranch child!

Seriously need more mental health facilities in this country 

Damn you Reagan. No CR.

[Hank Kingsley 21598]

I guess A&M football and their fanbase really have changed since 2011. 

13 years without us and shitting the bed in the SEC has left them all dead inside at this point. I'm now actually kinda pissed about the game on Saturday night. They all laid down like dogs the minute Texas stepped on the field. Total submission. Crowd was worthless, team was worthless. It irks me that I even stressed about it for a second. 

Edited December 6 by Hank Kingsley