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Elmer_Fudd
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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

D3zii
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Congrats to all Teams 

closetojumping
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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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7 hours ago, texifornia said:

There is so much going on in this Tweet

 

Wait… possibly their most “famous” actor grad is a dude who played a closeted redneck that got honeydicked and repeatedly raw-dogged by an openly gay FBI agent behind closed doors? So fitting.

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7 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

Wait… possibly their most “famous” actor grad is a dude who played a closeted redneck that got honeydicked and repeatedly raw-dogged by an openly gay FBI agent behind closed doors? So fitting.

To be fair their post famous actor has to be Rip Torn. 
 

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15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Huh? He started there and finished with a UT degree. 

The best they have is Elliott from ET, I think. 

Huh. Didn’t know Henry Thomas went to a&m. 
 

what I can say is that they fucking claim rip torn. Ive heard them bring him up, and he was in the corps and they named him at muster when he died. 

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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Huh. Didn’t know Henry Thomas went to a&m. 
 

what I can say is that they fucking claim rip torn. Ive heard them bring him up, and he was in the corps and they named him at muster when he died. 

And their favorite hype song is Mo Bamba.  These guys don't have anything cool.  They have to take from everyone else.  What starts over there, sucks.

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13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Huh. Didn’t know Henry Thomas went to a&m. 
 

what I can say is that they fucking claim rip torn. Ive heard them bring him up, and he was in the corps and they named him at muster when he died. 

Wyatt from Weird Science got his PhD from there and taught in College Station for a few years.

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31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Huh. Didn’t know Henry Thomas went to a&m. 
 

what I can say is that they fucking claim rip torn. Ive heard them bring him up, and he was in the corps and they named him at muster when he died. 

That’s like you claiming to be of sound mind and reason. Or me claiming humility. Anyone can claim anything, but it doesn’t make it so. Only those clowns seem to do that kind of shit. They also claim the medal of honor winner that disavowed them and finished with a degree at TCU. 

It’s in that spirit that I expect them to start overtly claiming guys that transfer and get drafted at other schools. Now that I am thinking about it, it seems almost obvious that they’ll beat their chests over Nolen and Evan Stewart in this next draft. 

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34 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Huh. Didn’t know Henry Thomas went to a&m. 
 

what I can say is that they fucking claim rip torn. Ive heard them bring him up, and he was in the corps and they named him at muster when he died. 

For what it's worth, his wikipedia pages says he went to Blinn, which is fitting...and hilarious

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40 minutes ago, Plorant said:

And their favorite hype song is Mo Bamba.  These guys don't have anything cool.  They have to take from everyone else.  What starts over there, sucks.

Including the “12th Man” they ripped off from Seattle.

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14 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

For what it's worth, his wikipedia pages says he went to Blinn, which is fitting...and hilarious

He also graduated from Taylor High School and was a Fightin’ Taylor Duck. 
Mrs. Brat met him at one of their reunions.

 

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4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

He also graduated from Taylor High School and was a Fightin’ Taylor Duck. 
Mrs. Brat met him at one of their reunions.

 

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By “met him” you mean ….

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24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That’s like you claiming to be of sound mind and reason. Or me claiming humility. Anyone can claim anything, but it doesn’t make it so. Only those clowns seem to do that kind of shit. They also claim the medal of honor winner that disavowed them and finished with a degree at TCU. 

It’s in that spirit that I expect them to start overtly claiming guys that transfer and get drafted at other schools. Now that I am thinking about it, it seems almost obvious that they’ll beat their chests over Nolen and Evan Stewart in this next draft. 

A fun conjoiner in all this is that their boards used to get fucking OUTRAGED when all the info players cited their high schools on the Monday light football intros. 12th man loyalty for life until their fee fees get hurt. 
 

“WHY DONT THEY SAY A&M!??”

 

so close to getting it, right there for them to understand…

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15 hours ago, deft said:

 

 


Not just any child, that classless monkey bit a Steiner ranch child!

 

 

 

I slapped both cheeks, opened my mouth, and screamed bloody murder when I found out it was a STEINER RANCH child! Can you have any less class, Monkey Gia???

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I wish some Ag made something popular so that I could boycott it. 

But alas, I don’t have a use for a patented hinge on a tractor door, trick-shot videos, or a bovine vaccine, or bonfire blueprints. So my avoidance can’t be counted as a boycott per se. 

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3 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I wish some Ag made something popular so that I could boycott it. 

But alas, I don’t have a use for a patented hinge on a tractor door, trick-shot videos, or a bovine vaccine, or bonfire blueprints. So my avoidance can’t be counted as a boycott per se. 

Buc-ee’s?

Good place to stop to take a piss and grab a decent brisket sammich.

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Oh, those Aggie posts. 
 
Most of y’all are too young to remember the greatest Ag post ever. It was 1998, on the Austin360 board. TexAgs was small, comparable to Aggie Websider and Aggie Bench Press (don’t ask). Many Ags posted on the TAMU board associated with Austin360. 

Texas had beaten the Ags in 1998, and then beaten Sherrill in the CB. Then, Texas jumped out to a big lead in 1999 recruiting (would end up with #1 class). The Ags, B12 champs and recently dominant over Texas (they won 10 out of 11 from 1984-1994, amassing three major NCAA probations along the way and narrowly missing a death penalty), were wondering if they should be concerned. 

Some Ag posed a parable, a metaphor to explain what was going on. He said that the rivalry could be understood by playground dynamics, and that Texas was the spoiled brat kid that got things without working, and the Ags were the “good character” kid (this is where all the Longhorns who witnessed Sherrill and Slocum recruiting spit out drink through our noses laughing), and that the good character kid would win in the end, because he’s doing things the right way. 
 
Oh, I miss Austin 360

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1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The best part of this, other than Justus Terry’s contributions to the program, is Robert Behrans deleting his X account. 

I'd like to think my Poooooooooor aggies! post contributed something.

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It is hilarious to me that they cannot grasp:

a. Nobody gives a shit about Texas A&M. They beat their bird chests but no one in America cares.

b. They don't have more money than we do and they never have, despite their false claims.

c. They are paying a former coach more than they're paying their current coach because they wanted to hire a coach they could brag about (sitting NC head coach), they paid him way too much money (since he had already failed at FSU), and they extended him for even more absurd money and then were stupid enough to guarantee it. It was just one terrible decision after another.

d. All that sunk cost makes it harder for them to make NIL offers with money they don't have.

e. The oldest Aggie tradition: making one terrible decision after another.

 

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12 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I'd like to think my Poooooooooor aggies! post contributed something.

That dude's account is still active.  He gave himself an oopsie for the post that has everyone carrying pitchforks.

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