Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1277]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Buc-ee’s?

Good place to stop to take a piss and grab a decent brisket sammich.

For $19.99, I can make my own goddamn sandwich.

[hookemATL 12228]

Buccees is fine, but I definitely associate it with pissing and shitting. So it having an aggy founder makes perfect sense. 

[HtownHorn 15243]

41 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It is hilarious to me that they cannot grasp:

a. Nobody gives a shit about Texas A&M. They beat their bird chests but no one in America cares.

b. They don't have more money than we do and they never have, despite their false claims.

c. They are paying a former coach more than they're paying their current coach because they wanted to hire a coach they could brag about (sitting NC head coach), they paid him way too much money (since he had already failed at FSU), and they extended him for even more absurd money and then were stupid enough to guarantee it. It was just one terrible decision after another.

d. All that sunk cost makes it harder for them to make NIL offers with money they don't have.

e. The oldest Aggie tradition: making one terrible decision after another.

 

On top of that, they brag about their enrollment, but the kids they are bringing onto campus a lot give zero and zero point one percent about athletics. Asian and Indian students just don't care about sports.

[Davis Lane 5989]

21 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

It’s a body double in game of thrones so that’s not actually her nude.

At least we still have Queen Gorgo nude scenes to be happy with.

[Here’s the deal 114]

If the Aggies can’t stop obsessing over us, maybe the best move for them would be the Big 10 or Big 12.  It really is holding them back and forcing the into bad decision after bad decision.

 

[Sgt Hulk 14347]

These stupid mother fuckers said they were gonna money whip Simmons 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[UTEE97 3893]

Graham Harmon doesn't like our class. We are doomed! 

"Despite lower-ranked class, Elko completely boxes out Longhorns in important area"

https://gigemgazette.com/despite-lower-ranked-class-elko-completely-boxes-out-longhorns-in-important-area

 

[Hank_Hill 19840]

13 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Graham Harmon doesn't like our class. We are doomed! 

"Despite lower-ranked class, Elko completely boxes out Longhorns in important area"

https://gigemgazette.com/despite-lower-ranked-class-elko-completely-boxes-out-longhorns-in-important-area

 

Lmaoooo. That was definitely before the JT announcement. And LOL at the “RC never offered” for Jackson. 

[Carl Spackler 3613]

22 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Graham Harmon doesn't like our class. We are doomed! 

"Despite lower-ranked class, Elko completely boxes out Longhorns in important area"

https://gigemgazette.com/despite-lower-ranked-class-elko-completely-boxes-out-longhorns-in-important-area

 

Bless his heart -- that guy is the very definition of "aggy homer."  He is a big reason why the rollercoaster is already back on the upswing. 

I can only hope he keeps pumping out articles, because I need the laughs.  Still waiting for his current ranking of SEC teams.  It's very strange that it's taking him so long to publish it this week for some reason.

[RomaVicta 30513]

Aggie PTSD

 

We warned them!

 Soylent Green is people!

 

Hmmmm...

Annnnd, when was it exactly that the Aggies were winning? 

 

Honor stil exists for those who choose to pursue it in College Station. 

Sanders is probably paying A&M to go play for the Mumu-ing Elk.

 

Birth of an Aggie Fact:

Remember how they hate Sliced Bread or whatever bakery item-named guy that outed them?

 

 

 

After countless parrots talk about the importance of talent evaluation, we get this:

Sherman's player talent gave them their best SEC year. 

 

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

 

Good point:

We like that Texans pull for the Longhorns no matter if they went here or not. It's a public university not a cult.

Edited December 7 by RomaVicta

[RomaVicta 30513]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It is hilarious to me that they cannot grasp:

a. Nobody gives a shit about Texas A&M. They beat their bird chests but no one in America cares.

b. They don't have more money than we do and they never have, despite their false claims.

c. They are paying a former coach more than they're paying their current coach because they wanted to hire a coach they could brag about (sitting NC head coach), they paid him way too much money (since he had already failed at FSU), and they extended him for even more absurd money and then were stupid enough to guarantee it. It was just one terrible decision after another.

d. All that sunk cost makes it harder for them to make NIL offers with money they don't have.

e. The oldest Aggie tradition: making one terrible decision after another.

 

This covers so much stuff that I decided to just leave out any examples. In the posts, so many of them talk about Oregon as though the Ducks aspire to be the Aggies. A couple of Aggies pointed out Oregon's far higher level of success, but it didn't take.

[msucolt45 4214]

The best part of this thread is aggy not realizing that the best “ranked” majority of Texas players are RS or true Freshman/Sophomores. Got a couple years left with them.

Hook’em!!!

[Hookem10 860]

I know these motherfuçkers are idiots but it's stunning how wrong and misguided they are, it's unreal. 

[Foosters 18251]

Dying at the image of aggy going from bartender to bartender in Athens, GA trying to explain that them selling Tito's is indirectly fueling the sips' war machine.

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

[UTEE97 3893]

51 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Bless his heart -- that guy is the very definition of "aggy homer."  He is a big reason why the rollercoaster is already back on the upswing. 

I can only hope he keeps pumping out articles, because I need the laughs.  Still waiting for his current ranking of SEC teams.  It's very strange that it's taking him so long to publish it this week for some reason.

I read his articles for comedy. 

[Frank Drebin 5828]

44 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Aggie PTSD

 

We warned them!

 Soylent Green is people!

 

Hmmmm...

 

Annnnd, when was it exactly that the Aggies were winning? 

 

Honor stil exists for those who choose to pursue it in College Station. 

Sanders is probably paying A&M to go play for the Mumu-ing Elk.

 

Birth of an Aggie Fact:

Remember how they hate Sliced Bread or whatever bakery item-named guy that outed them?

 

 

 

After countless parrots talk about the importance of talent evaluation, we get this:

Sherman's player talent gave them their best SEC year. 

 

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

 

Good point:

We like that Texans pull for the Longhorns no matter if they went here or not. It's a public university not a cult.

One of those fools said we had an early playoff exit last year.  
 

Our 2023 season was better than every A&M football season since 1939.  

[Hank_Hill 19840]

Did I miss when Tito became the majority of our NIL? Sounds wildly false.

[Frank Drebin 5828]

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Did I miss when Tito became the majority of our NIL? Sounds wildly false.

Almost everything they say about us is false.  I know a guy in Houston has been one of our main NIL guys.  Not sure about Tito.  

Edited December 7 by Frank Drebin

[WBT 20906]

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

Graham Harmon doesn't like our class. We are doomed! 

"Despite lower-ranked class, Elko completely boxes out Longhorns in important area"

https://gigemgazette.com/despite-lower-ranked-class-elko-completely-boxes-out-longhorns-in-important-area

 

@Beau Vine

[tejas60 3542]

1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

Not sure about Tito.  

Dude, it's Tito's and dildo manufacturers. 

[Frank Drebin 5828]

Have we graduated from 3/4 ton pickups?

Edited December 7 by Frank Drebin

[utee94 16075]

They continue to have zero understanding of what NIL actually is.  They think the SEC can somehow "limit" it, when the "big boys" start losing out to upstarts.

It would be quite humorous to watch the SEC attempt to circumvent state laws.  I invite them to try.

[Tired Horn 829]

18 minutes ago, WBT said:

@Beau Vine

The only thing Elko is boxing Sark out of is the Golden Corral buffet.

[billfromlaketravis 11791]

2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Graham Harmon doesn't like our class. We are doomed! 

"Despite lower-ranked class, Elko completely boxes out Longhorns in important area"

https://gigemgazette.com/despite-lower-ranked-class-elko-completely-boxes-out-longhorns-in-important-area

 

How very aggy. Fasusi to OU. Haywood to Bama or Michigan, but Elko gets the credit for boxing us out in the trenches. 
 

This is some Severance level shit. Instead of acknowledging they lost in the trenches, they all took a pill and collectively forgot November 30th. 

[LTtxfan 49926]

Holy shit... forgot about this.  Poor Looch 😋

 

Guess it's time for karaoke for Looch 😬

 

Edited December 7 by LTtxfan

[closetojumping 65333]

44 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Almost everything they say about us is false.  I know a guy in Houston has been one of our main NIL guys.  Not sure about Tito.  

The program is a wildly diversified now, as planned. Guys carrying the load in prior classes deserve a ton of credit. They were major players in limited circumstances this year too, but the foundation is now far more secure. 

41 minutes ago, utee94 said:

They continue to have zero understanding of what NIL actually is.  They think the SEC can somehow "limit" it, when the "big boys" start losing out to upstarts.

It would be quite humorous to watch the SEC attempt to circumvent state laws.  I invite them to try.

Some schools have asked for conference regulations, out of desperation and being pussies. There’s nothing to stand on in that regard. 

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Holy shit... forgot about this.  Poor Looch 😋

 

Greg Swaim died last week. Read something on it. Kind of crazy. I thought it might have been made up, similar to most of what he published. But no, that lying blowhard is actually dead. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

I love today.  I love it almost as much as aggy hates it.

Let's fuck up Georgia tomorrow and force aggy to continue watching us live their sec dreams.

[RomaVicta 30513]

I could tag-team with Mr @Longhornfrenzy all week. Thanks for the fodder!

 

 

The Genius Corner of TexAgs:

The killer is a fucking genius and one of the great parrots of our day!:

Just be Georgia and the Dodgers! Be smart and spend wisely! 

Hit the portal hard and get great players!

Nothing gets by the Cobra:

 

Fucking Oregon, again. You're not in their league, dumbasses. Welcome to Genius Corner:

Slapped down (again) by mildly sane Ags:

Back to the parrots of Genius Corner:

Texas will be loathed like Bama or Georgia or whomever has spent time as top dog. It's not a moral jihad, it's the healthy resentment of the strong towards the stronger. There's respect mixed into that. Not everybody in the SEC is a dickrider. They'll get their wins against us, those other strong programs. We'll get ours. The mediocre will rise up from time to time. The Aggies will be stuck in their idiotic moral jihad. 

 

Soylent Green is vodka!

 

I wonder what a person like this sees when he mentions the portal and then uses it as a verb.

 

Another Soylent post:

The Texas Toxic Longhorns bitchslapping everybody like they do A&M. Or, just maybe, only the Aggies see it this way.

 

Suddenly, clarity:

[LTtxfan 49926]

36 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

The only thing Elko is boxing Sark out of is the Golden Corral buffet.

Well...

 

[Pimphand 6280]

10 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Well...

 

He speaks fluent hutt-ese
 

 

[deft 7052]

Have we graduated from 3/4 ton pickups?

Well we’re not trying to sway recruits that have already had official texags documentaries made about them anymore so….

[Hayduke 91]

3 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Graham Harmon doesn't like our class. We are doomed! 

"Despite lower-ranked class, Elko completely boxes out Longhorns in important area"

https://gigemgazette.com/despite-lower-ranked-class-elko-completely-boxes-out-longhorns-in-important-area

 

I can see Looch, Brandy 13-0 and Spider Ag collaborating to rewrite "Three Men and a Baby" as "Three Ags and a Baby Blogger," with themselves as stars. And only Spidey gets it.

[The Gimp 354]

2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Have we graduated from 3/4 ton pickups?

Sure, the walk-ons get them now.

[MuellerHorn 4609]

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

On top of that, they brag about their enrollment, but the kids they are bringing onto campus a lot give zero and zero point one percent about athletics. Asian and Indian students just don't care about sports.

I knew plenty of Asian and Indian students at Texas that loved UT sports. I don’t think it can be that general of a statement. 

Edited December 7 by MuellerHorn

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

[Pimphand 6280]

2 hours ago, Hayduke said:

I can see Looch, Brandy 13-0 and Spider Ag collaborating to rewrite "Three Men and a Baby" as "Three Ags and a Baby Blogger," with themselves as stars. And only Spidey gets it.

Brandy went to the maroon bridge back in 2021.

https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/3261297

Side note: did we ever figure out who Spidey was?

 

[Spindletop 92]

It is unbelievable to me that they are already talking about firing Elko. I thought they would do much worse than 8-4 given the roster turnover they had.

Not to mention, residual buyout payments for Jimbo AND Elko, and salary for a new coach, and NIL? 

[linux 1772]

21 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Brandy went to the maroon bridge back in 2021.

https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/3261297

Side note: did we ever figure out who Spidey was?

 

SpideyAg was The People's Elbow nearly 100% certain of it, dude was extremely smart and I think he quit the internet (or passed away) because I would detect him under any handle in any forum on any day.

[linux 1772]

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13135]

12 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Here we go

I know they actually believe it, but they really think losing out on the pillsbury doughboy DJ Sanders was going to stop us from recruiting Justus Terry? Okie dokie. 

Also, I love being petty. Those yokels and their facilities obsession is hilarious when not a single one of them has ever seen ours. Talking shit about DKR being shitty is hilarity. DKR is fine. 

I really can't believe one of them actually went sentient and admitted that our logo is iconic while theirs is, well, shitty. 
 

I also love how they always seem to know how much "X" recruit was offered by us. It went from $1.3m to $1.5m in just two paragraphs. 
 

It's ways next year that our team will crater because we lost a game. Like, we lost, so our culture immediately goes to shit. Just when you think they can't get any dumber, they throw that out there. Also, when we clean up the portal, they can have our scraps after Ole Miss, Bama, UGA, and everyone else gets theirs. Not to mention they throw out they got two 5 stars!!!! It's finally happening for them! They're just an inch away from making the playoffs. That's all if takes. 

4 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I love today.  I love it almost as much as aggy hates it.

Let's fuck up Georgia tomorrow and force aggy to continue watching us live their sec dreams.

Like always, they'll make some excuse if we win. Georgia players were hurt, they wanted the 5/6 seed, so they didn't need to play the starters, etc, etc, etc. Excuses are probably already making their way to TexAgs as we speak.

[Napoleon 8811]

4 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

I knew plenty of Asian and Indian students at Texas that loved UT sports. I don’t think it can be that general of a statement. 

There were rumblings that they were behind the early Poon Wars, but that couldn't be confirmed.

 

 

1 hour ago, linux said:

SpideyAg was The People's Elbow nearly 100% certain of it, dude was extremely smart and I think he quit the internet (or passed away) because I would detect him under any handle in any forum on any day.

1) SpideyAg wrote many great posts, but the one after the A&M vs Tech goalpost/Alamo battle in Lubbock was one of the funniest pieces of creative writing that I can ever recall on a sports message board.

2) What was the meaning of the username "The People's Elbow"?

[Hornius Emeritus 12786]

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

There were rumblings that they were behind the early Poon Wars, but that couldn't be confirmed.

 

 

1) SpideyAg wrote many great posts, but the one after the A&M vs Tech goalpost/Alamo battle in Lubbock was one of the funniest pieces of creative writing that I can ever recall on a sports message board.

2) What was the meaning of the username "The People's Elbow"?

SpiderAg posts on this board and recently revealed himself. He's still alive.

The People's Elbow was the name of a "finishing move" utilized by The Rock.

[AbeFroman 3097]

Am I misremembering this or wasn't the aggy all-time #1 class the year before NIL started?  

In other words, it was under the table and illegal backroom payments.  

So when they talk about comparing our class this year to that one and why people react so differently.  It's because we are following the same rules as everyone else, we are above board you fucking muppets.

[TrashMaster G 18042]

9 hours ago, Here’s the deal said:

If the Aggies can’t stop obsessing over us, maybe the best move for them would be the Big 10 or Big 12.  It really is holding them back and forcing the into bad decision after bad decision.

It's fucking glorious to watch.

[WBT 20906]

32 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Am I misremembering this or wasn't the aggy all-time #1 class the year before NIL started?  

In other words, it was under the table and illegal backroom payments.  

So when they talk about comparing our class this year to that one and why people react so differently.  It's because we are following the same rules as everyone else, we are above board you fucking muppets.

Exactly.

And aggy was actually late to nil because kept trying to fight the last war by running it back with bags the next year

[Deej 77688]

3 hours ago, AbeFroman said:

Am I misremembering this or wasn't the aggy all-time #1 class the year before NIL started?  

In other words, it was under the table and illegal backroom payments.  

So when they talk about comparing our class this year to that one and why people react so differently.  It's because we are following the same rules as everyone else, we are above board you fucking muppets.

Then thin-skinned Jimbo lets Saban get to him and admits they don't have NIL.

"We're not cheating. We don't have NIL."

[SydneyCarton 49438]

Another narrative I’ve enjoyed watching is their sudden demonization of spending money on facilities. Sure, NIL is only a few years old, and they spent over a decade jizzing all over their new facilities, and how they were the best in the country, and so much better than UT’s and proof they were the real joneses, only to turn around and blame money wasted on facilities 10 years ago as the reason their NIL can’t compete. 
 

they’re literally chewing off the leg of their biggest point of pride in the last 10 years because it’s the only way they can escape the cognitive dissonance trap of who they are without an honest look in the mirror. “Our problem is we spent all the money on those damn facilities 10 years before NIL existed! Goddamn those T sips again and their lucky timing!”

 

Nevermind the money for those facilities came from a loan from the university. Nevermind in the same period of time Texas, very recently, also upgraded all of our facilities with more on the way. Nevermind that their stadium, empirically, is the actual shithole. 

It’s never their fault. It’s amazing to watch. 

[MirrOlure 15216]

So a couple of years after throwing stupid money at 4 and 5 stars to engineer the best recruiting class evahhhhhh that never did squat, they’ve decided that the secret to success, and the only missing link to their inevitable greatness is to throw stupid money at 4 and 5 stars?

[texifornia 58937]

15 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

On top of that, they brag about their enrollment, but the kids they are bringing onto campus a lot give zero and zero point one percent about athletics. Asian and Indian students just don't care about sports.