Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[MontereyMX 917]

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

screenshotted? 

[Tex Pete 21352]

51 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

<insert sure Jan.gif>

Yes, yes. Like you give a wedgie to the kid “just above you.” Like you continually steal the lunch money of a kid “just above you.” Like you regularly spend the night and sneak into the bedroom and give a good fucking to the mom of the kid just above you” because she wants you. 

[Tex Pete 21352]

2 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

screenshotted? 

And Elko could end up with an atomic wedgie. He could end up with his lunch money stolen. His mom could end up with a good rogering when Kiffin spends the night. 

[linux 1753]

Listen up kids you are never factually incorrect, you are only at best too early for the next event that can be construed as you making a correct prediction!

[deft 7030]

screenshotted? 

Screenshat in the aggy parlance of our times

[Funk Doctor Spock 13109]

On 12/13/2024 at 3:09 PM, Navin R. Johnson said:

Do you think 1 catch for 3 yards is easy? Do you think that kind of production just grows on trees?

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[WBT 20867]

On 12/13/2024 at 7:03 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s the annual predict aggy to shit itself sub .500 season when they win 8 or more games 

I, for one, usually predict 7-5 or sometimes .500 exactly.  Rarely sub .500, have you seen their schedules?

[TreatyOak 17137]

In case you didn't know that the Texas high school state semi-finals are also the state championships, you know who can clarify that for you.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20832]

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 

 

 

[msucolt45 4208]

The best thing about aggy is that nobody (recruits) wants to reside in that abomination of a campus and surrounding environment, unless they are generational morons.

Hook’em!!!

[Scholz 12273]

I love how they refer to themselves as nice guys without fail.

I remember their recent Gameday sign making fun of dead Jake Ehlinger. I remember Texas cars getting spray painted in their town. I remember their great fans wishing for a deliberate dirty hit on Ewers.

 

[Tired Horn 793]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 

"For decades now we've kept our program in good enough shape most years to qualify for the elite." ????????

In what universe is that statement true? 

[WBT 20867]

The cfp really screwed them in 2023 alright.  I'm sure he meant 2020 as that's become a texags fact.  Most fanbases have the self respect to keep quiet after being blown out by 28.

[txduck87 1014]

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 
 
 

[RomaVicta 30478]

4 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

"For decades now we've kept our program in good enough shape most years to qualify for the elite." ????????

In what universe is that statement true? 

To be fair, he never says elite at what.

Only one school has Meat Pimp.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13109]

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

I love how they refer to themselves as nice guys without fail.

I remember their recent Gameday sign making fun of dead Jake Ehlinger. I remember Texas cars getting spray painted in their town. I remember their great fans wishing for a deliberate dirty hit on Ewers.

 

Nice guys, you say? I believe the word you're looking for is "incels"

[SamMan 1440]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

To be fair, he never says elite at what.

Only one school has Meat Pimp.

I will never understand how they got Ben Shapiro to agree to make an inspirational poster for children with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Good on him.

[DanTheHorn 5048]

10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13109]

10 hours ago, Scholz said:

I love how they refer to themselves as nice guys without fail.

I remember their recent Gameday sign making fun of dead Jake Ehlinger. I remember Texas cars getting spray painted in their town. I remember their great fans wishing for a deliberate dirty hit on Ewers.

 

Fucking trash. It's now.at the top of the list of why I hope another bonfire collapses on them. Human shit  wearing  human skin, 

Edited 9 hours ago by Funk Doctor Spock

[Iceman 2947]

17 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

The best thing about aggy is that nobody (recruits) wants to reside in that abomination of a campus and surrounding environment, unless they are generational morons.

Hook’em!!!

Every aggy transfer commit is rated lower now than when they left high school.  Brazos County is for relegation in life.

[GreenspointTexas 9925]

16 hours ago, txduck87 said:

All white with pink eyes?

[RomaVicta 30478]

Albania ya mom, South Austin.