Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[MontereyMX 922]

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

screenshotted? 

[Tex Pete 21394]

51 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

<insert sure Jan.gif>

Yes, yes. Like you give a wedgie to the kid “just above you.” Like you continually steal the lunch money of a kid “just above you.” Like you regularly spend the night and sneak into the bedroom and give a good fucking to the mom of the kid just above you” because she wants you. 

[Tex Pete 21394]

2 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

screenshotted? 

And Elko could end up with an atomic wedgie. He could end up with his lunch money stolen. His mom could end up with a good rogering when Kiffin spends the night. 

[linux 1760]

Listen up kids you are never factually incorrect, you are only at best too early for the next event that can be construed as you making a correct prediction!

[deft 7044]

screenshotted? 

Screenshat in the aggy parlance of our times

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

On 12/13/2024 at 3:09 PM, Navin R. Johnson said:

Do you think 1 catch for 3 yards is easy? Do you think that kind of production just grows on trees?

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[WBT 20884]

On 12/13/2024 at 7:03 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s the annual predict aggy to shit itself sub .500 season when they win 8 or more games 

I, for one, usually predict 7-5 or sometimes .500 exactly.  Rarely sub .500, have you seen their schedules?

[TreatyOak 17199]

In case you didn't know that the Texas high school state semi-finals are also the state championships, you know who can clarify that for you.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20835]

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 

 

 

[msucolt45 4213]

The best thing about aggy is that nobody (recruits) wants to reside in that abomination of a campus and surrounding environment, unless they are generational morons.

Hook’em!!!

[Scholz 12301]

I love how they refer to themselves as nice guys without fail.

I remember their recent Gameday sign making fun of dead Jake Ehlinger. I remember Texas cars getting spray painted in their town. I remember their great fans wishing for a deliberate dirty hit on Ewers.

 

[Tired Horn 826]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 

"For decades now we've kept our program in good enough shape most years to qualify for the elite." ????????

In what universe is that statement true? 

[WBT 20884]

The cfp really screwed them in 2023 alright.  I'm sure he meant 2020 as that's become a texags fact.  Most fanbases have the self respect to keep quiet after being blown out by 28.

[txduck87 1020]

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 
 
 

[RomaVicta 30501]

4 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

"For decades now we've kept our program in good enough shape most years to qualify for the elite." ????????

In what universe is that statement true? 

To be fair, he never says elite at what.

Only one school has Meat Pimp.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

I love how they refer to themselves as nice guys without fail.

I remember their recent Gameday sign making fun of dead Jake Ehlinger. I remember Texas cars getting spray painted in their town. I remember their great fans wishing for a deliberate dirty hit on Ewers.

 

Nice guys, you say? I believe the word you're looking for is "incels"

[SamMan 1456]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

To be fair, he never says elite at what.

Only one school has Meat Pimp.

I will never understand how they got Ben Shapiro to agree to make an inspirational poster for children with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Good on him.

[DanTheHorn 5061]

10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

10 hours ago, Scholz said:

I love how they refer to themselves as nice guys without fail.

I remember their recent Gameday sign making fun of dead Jake Ehlinger. I remember Texas cars getting spray painted in their town. I remember their great fans wishing for a deliberate dirty hit on Ewers.

 

Fucking trash. It's now.at the top of the list of why I hope another bonfire collapses on them. Human shit  wearing  human skin, 

Edited Monday at 07:36 AM by Funk Doctor Spock

[Iceman 2956]

17 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

The best thing about aggy is that nobody (recruits) wants to reside in that abomination of a campus and surrounding environment, unless they are generational morons.

Hook’em!!!

Every aggy transfer commit is rated lower now than when they left high school.  Brazos County is for relegation in life.

[GreenspointTexas 9933]

16 hours ago, txduck87 said:

All white with pink eyes?

[RomaVicta 30501]

Albania ya mom, South Austin.

[closetojumping 65249]

Here’s a morning shot of overt racism from the aggies on 247. This is in the middle of a thread about Hudson where they’re debating the veracity of Hudson NIL demands. It bled into UT NIL discussion/ignorance and complaints about all of them gol’durned Mexicans in San Antonio buying Walmart Texas gear. 

 

[Vertigo 20462]

On 12/15/2024 at 2:10 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 

 

 

NCAA sanctions for blatant rules violations are his barometer for unfavorable treatment? Their 5-7 Jimbo dumpster fire didn't get selected for the CFP? 

 

[Reynolds Woodcock 5064]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here’s a morning shot of overt racism from the aggies on 247. This is in the middle of a thread about Hudson where they’re debating the veracity of Hudson NIL demands. It bled into UT NIL discussion/ignorance and complaints about all of them gol’durned Mexicans in San Antonio buying Walmart Texas gear. 

 

Wow, haven’t heard the phrase beaners since I got the fuck out of East Texas almost 20 years ago 

[Vertigo 20462]

nm

Edited 21 hours ago by Vertigo

[linux 1760]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2024/12/17/mike-norvell-mike-gundy-brian-kelly-college-football-coaches-nil/77022107007/

I am so glad this was a year late, Jimbo fleecing the gomers for 100% of it all gives me such joy, I doubt he cared enough and would have gotten fired anyway, but the fact that they even lost the socks they were wearing, and that his replacement has been a flop, is just Aggie concentrate.

[texifornia 58788]

24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here’s a morning shot of overt racism from the aggies on 247. This is in the middle of a thread about Hudson where they’re debating the veracity of Hudson NIL demands. It bled into UT NIL discussion/ignorance and complaints about all of them gol’durned Mexicans in San Antonio buying Walmart Texas gear. 

 

With fans like that, I can't imagine why Latino fans choose Texas over A&M

[Deej 77673]

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here’s a morning shot of overt racism from the aggies on 247. This is in the middle of a thread about Hudson where they’re debating the veracity of Hudson NIL demands. It bled into UT NIL discussion/ignorance and complaints about all of them gol’durned Mexicans in San Antonio buying Walmart Texas gear. 

 

Those landscapers and concrete guys make more than the average aggy grad. 

[Scheiss Meister 8450]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Those landscapers and concrete guys make more than the average aggy grad. 

Because they're worth more to society.

[Deej 77673]

6 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Because they're worth more to society.

[RomaVicta 30501]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Those landscapers and concrete guys make more than the average aggy grad. 

And those are the guys the Aggies used to claim pride in being themselves. It's the whole original meaning of tea sippers. Aggies were out doing the real work while the effete Longhorns sipped tea on the porch. 

The manly manful actual men prefer UT. For phony, go to aggy.

[PilotsError 2341]

christ almighty people, we make mexican jokes on here every goddamn day.

[Pato del Muerto 53333]

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

And those are the guys the Aggies used to claim pride in being themselves. It's the whole original meaning of tea sippers. Aggies were out doing the real work while the effete Longhorns sipped tea on the porch. 

The manly manful actual men prefer UT. For phony, go to aggy.

Now they brag about no. of ceos. 

[SameSame 1745]

I like tea, fuck them.

[Iceman 2956]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

With fans like that, I can't imagine why Latino fans choose Texas over A&M

This white boy is going with the better taco game, as well.

[linux 1760]

 

A little snack

[Foosters 18226]

4 hours ago, PilotsError said:

christ almighty people, we make mexican jokes on here every goddamn day.

hahaha

I read CTJ's post and thought "oh man, I bet PilotsError is super pissed that someone is calling out racism."

perfection

Edited 13 hours ago by Foosters

[BigHornedLurker 2110]

You guys are getting free tacos ? 

[Hank_Hill 19773]

5 hours ago, PilotsError said:

christ almighty people, we make mexican jokes on here every goddamn day.

Making fun of Helobious =\= making Mexican jokes

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20835]

10 hours ago, PilotsError said:

christ almighty people, we make mexican jokes on here every goddamn day.

And I don't understand it because Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take Spanish and get a B


 

[Hornlover 8916]

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

And I don't understand it because Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take Spanish and get a B


 

[Longhornlove 5137]

10 hours ago, PilotsError said:

christ almighty people, we make mexican jokes on here every goddamn day.

And you neg people for some of the most random posts, shove a tampon in it or take it like a man you little bitch.

[honolulu horn 6209]

On 12/15/2024 at 1:10 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.
 

We took a family vacation to Albania a couple of years ago (yes, really). It was a very cool country and we had a great time in the mountains and on the Adriatic coast. Tons of history, natural beauty, interesting sights, and all dirt cheap. It's basically a no-frills vacation with the same coastline as Greece and Croatia but at a third of the cost. Adventurous and not always easy, but totally worth it. The only weird thing is that virtually everyone kept asking about a&m football; everywhere we went it was like "Can we please come with you to America to strong-arm aggy donors, admin and coaches so the team can finally beat App State and get that elusive ninth win?" Really unexpected, but I appreciated their interest.