Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[MontereyMX 942]

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

screenshotted? 

[Tex Pete 21445]

51 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

<insert sure Jan.gif>

Yes, yes. Like you give a wedgie to the kid “just above you.” Like you continually steal the lunch money of a kid “just above you.” Like you regularly spend the night and sneak into the bedroom and give a good fucking to the mom of the kid just above you” because she wants you. 

[Tex Pete 21445]

2 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

screenshotted? 

And Elko could end up with an atomic wedgie. He could end up with his lunch money stolen. His mom could end up with a good rogering when Kiffin spends the night. 

[linux 1783]

Listen up kids you are never factually incorrect, you are only at best too early for the next event that can be construed as you making a correct prediction!

[deft 7054]

screenshotted? 

Screenshat in the aggy parlance of our times

[Funk Doctor Spock 13195]

On 12/13/2024 at 3:09 PM, Navin R. Johnson said:

Do you think 1 catch for 3 yards is easy? Do you think that kind of production just grows on trees?

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[WBT 20946]

On 12/13/2024 at 7:03 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s the annual predict aggy to shit itself sub .500 season when they win 8 or more games 

I, for one, usually predict 7-5 or sometimes .500 exactly.  Rarely sub .500, have you seen their schedules?

[TreatyOak 17312]

In case you didn't know that the Texas high school state semi-finals are also the state championships, you know who can clarify that for you.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20894]

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 

 

 

[msucolt45 4225]

The best thing about aggy is that nobody (recruits) wants to reside in that abomination of a campus and surrounding environment, unless they are generational morons.

Hook’em!!!

[Scholz 12304]

I love how they refer to themselves as nice guys without fail.

I remember their recent Gameday sign making fun of dead Jake Ehlinger. I remember Texas cars getting spray painted in their town. I remember their great fans wishing for a deliberate dirty hit on Ewers.

 

[Tired Horn 829]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 

"For decades now we've kept our program in good enough shape most years to qualify for the elite." ????????

In what universe is that statement true? 

[WBT 20946]

The cfp really screwed them in 2023 alright.  I'm sure he meant 2020 as that's become a texags fact.  Most fanbases have the self respect to keep quiet after being blown out by 28.

[txduck87 1021]

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 
 
 

[RomaVicta 30551]

4 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

"For decades now we've kept our program in good enough shape most years to qualify for the elite." ????????

In what universe is that statement true? 

To be fair, he never says elite at what.

Only one school has Meat Pimp.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13195]

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

I love how they refer to themselves as nice guys without fail.

I remember their recent Gameday sign making fun of dead Jake Ehlinger. I remember Texas cars getting spray painted in their town. I remember their great fans wishing for a deliberate dirty hit on Ewers.

 

Nice guys, you say? I believe the word you're looking for is "incels"

[SamMan 1484]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

To be fair, he never says elite at what.

Only one school has Meat Pimp.

I will never understand how they got Ben Shapiro to agree to make an inspirational poster for children with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Good on him.

[DanTheHorn 5073]

10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13195]

10 hours ago, Scholz said:

I love how they refer to themselves as nice guys without fail.

I remember their recent Gameday sign making fun of dead Jake Ehlinger. I remember Texas cars getting spray painted in their town. I remember their great fans wishing for a deliberate dirty hit on Ewers.

 

Fucking trash. It's now.at the top of the list of why I hope another bonfire collapses on them. Human shit  wearing  human skin, 

Edited Monday at 07:36 AM by Funk Doctor Spock

[Iceman 2978]

17 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

The best thing about aggy is that nobody (recruits) wants to reside in that abomination of a campus and surrounding environment, unless they are generational morons.

Hook’em!!!

Every aggy transfer commit is rated lower now than when they left high school.  Brazos County is for relegation in life.

[GreenspointTexas 9938]

16 hours ago, txduck87 said:

All white with pink eyes?

[RomaVicta 30551]

Albania ya mom, South Austin.

[closetojumping 65360]

Here’s a morning shot of overt racism from the aggies on 247. This is in the middle of a thread about Hudson where they’re debating the veracity of Hudson NIL demands. It bled into UT NIL discussion/ignorance and complaints about all of them gol’durned Mexicans in San Antonio buying Walmart Texas gear. 

 

[Vertigo 20492]

On 12/15/2024 at 2:10 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 

 

 

NCAA sanctions for blatant rules violations are his barometer for unfavorable treatment? Their 5-7 Jimbo dumpster fire didn't get selected for the CFP? 

 

[Reynolds Woodcock 5065]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here’s a morning shot of overt racism from the aggies on 247. This is in the middle of a thread about Hudson where they’re debating the veracity of Hudson NIL demands. It bled into UT NIL discussion/ignorance and complaints about all of them gol’durned Mexicans in San Antonio buying Walmart Texas gear. 

 

Wow, haven’t heard the phrase beaners since I got the fuck out of East Texas almost 20 years ago 

[Vertigo 20492]

nm

Edited Tuesday at 03:14 PM by Vertigo

[linux 1783]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2024/12/17/mike-norvell-mike-gundy-brian-kelly-college-football-coaches-nil/77022107007/

I am so glad this was a year late, Jimbo fleecing the gomers for 100% of it all gives me such joy, I doubt he cared enough and would have gotten fired anyway, but the fact that they even lost the socks they were wearing, and that his replacement has been a flop, is just Aggie concentrate.

[texifornia 59002]

24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here’s a morning shot of overt racism from the aggies on 247. This is in the middle of a thread about Hudson where they’re debating the veracity of Hudson NIL demands. It bled into UT NIL discussion/ignorance and complaints about all of them gol’durned Mexicans in San Antonio buying Walmart Texas gear. 

 

With fans like that, I can't imagine why Latino fans choose Texas over A&M

[Deej 77744]

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here’s a morning shot of overt racism from the aggies on 247. This is in the middle of a thread about Hudson where they’re debating the veracity of Hudson NIL demands. It bled into UT NIL discussion/ignorance and complaints about all of them gol’durned Mexicans in San Antonio buying Walmart Texas gear. 

 

Those landscapers and concrete guys make more than the average aggy grad. 

[Scheiss Meister 8464]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Those landscapers and concrete guys make more than the average aggy grad. 

Because they're worth more to society.

[Deej 77744]

6 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Because they're worth more to society.

[RomaVicta 30551]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Those landscapers and concrete guys make more than the average aggy grad. 

And those are the guys the Aggies used to claim pride in being themselves. It's the whole original meaning of tea sippers. Aggies were out doing the real work while the effete Longhorns sipped tea on the porch. 

The manly manful actual men prefer UT. For phony, go to aggy.

[PilotsError 2337]

christ almighty people, we make mexican jokes on here every goddamn day.

[Pato del Muerto 53418]

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

And those are the guys the Aggies used to claim pride in being themselves. It's the whole original meaning of tea sippers. Aggies were out doing the real work while the effete Longhorns sipped tea on the porch. 

The manly manful actual men prefer UT. For phony, go to aggy.

Now they brag about no. of ceos. 

[SameSame 1748]

I like tea, fuck them.

[Iceman 2978]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

With fans like that, I can't imagine why Latino fans choose Texas over A&M

This white boy is going with the better taco game, as well.

[linux 1783]

 

A little snack

[Foosters 18265]

4 hours ago, PilotsError said:

christ almighty people, we make mexican jokes on here every goddamn day.

hahaha

I read CTJ's post and thought "oh man, I bet PilotsError is super pissed that someone is calling out racism."

perfection

Edited Tuesday at 11:43 PM by Foosters

[BigHornedLurker 2157]

You guys are getting free tacos ? 

[Hank_Hill 19906]

5 hours ago, PilotsError said:

christ almighty people, we make mexican jokes on here every goddamn day.

Making fun of Helobious =\= making Mexican jokes

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20894]

10 hours ago, PilotsError said:

christ almighty people, we make mexican jokes on here every goddamn day.

And I don't understand it because Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take Spanish and get a B


 

[Hornlover 8921]

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

And I don't understand it because Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take Spanish and get a B


 

[Longhornlove 5176]

10 hours ago, PilotsError said:

christ almighty people, we make mexican jokes on here every goddamn day.

And you neg people for some of the most random posts, shove a tampon in it or take it like a man you little bitch.

[honolulu horn 6226]

On 12/15/2024 at 1:10 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.
 

We took a family vacation to Albania a couple of years ago (yes, really). It was a very cool country and we had a great time in the mountains and on the Adriatic coast. Tons of history, natural beauty, interesting sights, and all dirt cheap. It's basically a no-frills vacation with the same coastline as Greece and Croatia but at a third of the cost. Adventurous and not always easy, but totally worth it. The only weird thing is that virtually everyone kept asking about a&m football; everywhere we went it was like "Can we please come with you to America to strong-arm aggy donors, admin and coaches so the team can finally beat App State and get that elusive ninth win?" Really unexpected, but I appreciated their interest.

 

[RomaVicta 30551]

 

 Featuring the wit and genius of Mike "Ivy League" Elko

 

Let's see that opening tease: the grabber, my man.

Irony! A place where few Aggies have gone before let alone even found. Let's go to the source:

Fabulous news, Olin. Not having these guys play is, as you say, "a good thing." But what does articulate Penn scholar Elko have to say about the program, the "real program," which you most assuredly are?

1 Remaining in the same place when you suck is not a good strategy. Ivy. League.

2 Gotta play really well to be really good! IVY. LEAGUE.

 

Okay, Coach, lay on some insight. Is it good for the culture?

Game prep! Run on to the field! Oooooh! A trophy! All those things. Odd that he doesn't mention extra practices. The Aggies are usually very proud when most of their team shows up for practice, and most of them show up on time. It's a pretty big deal in Aggieland.

Coach, RomaVicta here, tell us what this matchup between (a) big named school(s) (and A&M) means to the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas? 

Wow! One wonders which is the greater intellectual achievement, getting into MENSA or graduating on a fooball scholarship from an Ivy League school? Impressive are both to be sure.

Lastly, Coach Elko, in one definitive sentence, can you tell us how this process fits your plans going forward?

I'll take that as a "no."

Edited Wednesday at 02:29 PM by RomaVicta

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20894]

9 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

We took a family vacation to Albania a couple of years ago (yes, really). It was a very cool country and we had a great time in the mountains and on the Adriatic coast. Tons of history, natural beauty, interesting sights, and all dirt cheap. It's basically a no-frills vacation with the same coastline as Greece and Croatia but at a third of the cost. Adventurous and not always easy, but totally worth it. The only weird thing is that virtually everyone kept asking about a&m football; everywhere we went it was like "Can we please come with you to America to strong-arm aggy donors, admin and coaches so the team can finally beat App State and get that elusive ninth win?" Really unexpected, but I appreciated their interest.

 

My Aggie cousin, Otis, read your post and said "I got the same reaction in College Station. I was leaving after the tu game when these big, strong Albanians came up to me with tears in their eyes.  They looked like mobsters but really they were just an average Albanian family. They said they were so impressed by how beautiful Kyle Field was and how friendly and hospitable A&M fans were 'even after you ran out of time.' They said that Sarkisian is actually an Albanian name and the Sarkisian family is known throughout Albania for cheating and has been for at least 1000 years.  Then they hinted that they knew some people in Albania who could set things right if we need them to do it. Even though I was very upset by the way the sips had clearly bribed the refs during the game I said 'no, I'd rather lose to those cheaters than get dragged down to their level.'  They were amazed that somebody in my position, having just witnessed the sordid things I did, could be so gracious.  I said 'It's well known throughout Texas and the United States that grace under fire is just the Aggie way,'  leaving them with a life lesson in humility and grace that they will hopefully never forget."

 

Edited Wednesday at 06:58 PM by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Funk Doctor Spock 13195]

16 hours ago, Hornlover said:

I have to one up you because it made me think of this 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13195]

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

 Featuring the wit and genius of Mike "Ivy League" Elko

 

Let's see that opening tease: the grabber, my man.

Irony! A place where few Aggies have gone before let alone even found. Let's go to the source:

Fabulous news, Olin. Not having these guys play is, as you say, "a good thing." But what does articulate Penn scholar Elko have to say about the program, the "real program," which you most assuredly are?

1 Remaining in the same place when you suck is not a good strategy. Ivy. League.

2 Gotta play really well to be really good! IVY. LEAGUE.

 

Okay, Coach, lay on some insight. Is it good for the culture?

Game prep! Run on to the field! Oooooh! A trophy! All those things. Odd that he doesn't mention extra practices. The Aggies are usually very proud when most of their team shows up for practice, and most of them show up on time. It's a pretty big deal in Aggieland.

Coach, RomaVicta here, tell us what this matchup between (a) big named school(s) (and A&M) means to the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas? 

Wow! One wonders which is the greater intellectual achievement, getting into MENSA or graduating on a fooball scholarship from an Ivy League school? Impressive are both to be sure.

Lastly, Coach Elko, in one definitive sentence, can you tell us how this process fits your plans going forward?

I'll take that as a "no."

It's funny when a coach talks about "winning championships" and "building up a program""culture" when they, themselves, have never done so. 

The fat moron has never been on a championship team, but suddenly he has the answers. It's mind bottling.

[RomaVicta 30551]

Yes. I just accepted he must be a smart guy with great potential from his resume. The Ivy League thing seems more like Herman's Mensa membershit as each day goes by. There is nothing special about Elko's mind or philosophy. He sounds like a jock who has become a pretty good assistant coach. 

He doesn't look the part either. I'm a fat bastard, and I know going with a white mumu with a stupid image just below the mammaries and resting on the promontory isn't a great look. Nothing is a great look actually, but you can damn sure do better than that.

He's not a bad guy like Sherrill or an asshole like Jimbo. It's a shame clearing those low bars doesn't make you a good head coach.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5482]

46 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

It's funny when a coach talks about "winning championships" and "building up a program""culture" when they, themselves, have never done so. 

The fat moron has never been on a championship team, but suddenly he has the answers. It's mind bottling.

You can't ignore the fact that The Elk has learned from a former sitting national championship winning coach. 

Edited Wednesday at 10:51 PM by totallynotabuttpirate