Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Armybrat 41,408]

29 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Stern is still around? 

That dude must be pretty damned old.

[Longhornfrenzy 6,330]

[Focht Up 648]

Good lord.  Now it seems like their narrative is that we are good because of our defense, not sarks play calling.  It's as if the head coach isn't responsible for the defense at all. 

[Longhornfrenzy 6,330]

[Deej 77,826]

Reunited the wheel.

[Longhornfrenzy 6,330]

[Navin R. Johnson 895]

On 12/14/2024 at 4:02 PM, linux said:

Listen up kids you are never factually incorrect, you are only at best too early for the next event that can be construed as you making a correct prediction!

[Longhornfrenzy 6,330]

More NIL probz

[Navin R. Johnson 895]

[Longhornfrenzy 6,330]

[Navin R. Johnson 895]

[Pato del Muerto 53,503]

Elko turned around Duke?  He went 7-5 with Riley Leonard- who is now qbing a playoff team. Then Duke goes 9-3 with Diaz coaching and Murphy qbing. 

[RomaVicta 30,590]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Elko turned around Duke?  He went 7-5 with Riley Leonard- who is now qbing a playoff team. Then Duke goes 9-3 with Diaz coaching and Murphy qbing. 

I guess that I bought into Elko's intellect (Ivy League!) and his legendary accomplishments, that you describe, at Duke. Without thos filters, it's hard not to conclude that the guy may actually be kind of an idiot.

From the 247 article on their DE pick up today from the portal. He wanders in his speech from the obvious to the impenetrable.

1 Really important to get really talented guys. Really, Mike?

2 Three lines to say "It's important (probably really important) to balance youth and experience on your roster." Instead, we get circumlocution and...well, maybe change the context:

No officer, I'm not drunk. It's important, and I've read this and said it many times, that time and consumption of alcohol, really important, I only had a couple of beers two hours ago and who our future is.

3 Older guys and veterans are the same thing.

4 Is this to say, (see 2 above) that balance of youth and experience are important to your roster management? 

Have another drink.

[futureman 22,700]

 
what a bunch of nonsense.  I mean how do they come up with this shit?

[Armybrat 41,408]

12 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

You should get a big jar for that.

 

[JesusSweatDuck 18,113]

[deft 7,059]

Change his name to turboultimatesupergenius

[Lhorn 5,094]

lol. Username is perfect!

 

[RomaVicta 30,590]

Well, here are the dear old Texas Aggies inventing repression:

And ending with a nice bit of racism. DEI is the new N-word for some, I believe.

[Pato del Muerto 53,503]

Like half the announcing roster is black. I suspect texags thinks they’re all dei hires. 

[Chuckie Finster 23,079]

[Longhornfrenzy 6,330]

[closetojumping 65,427]

“Jack Boyette” is a new favorite. Holy shit. He throws out the “you’re not a coach!” trope. He talks about how close the ATM program is to Texas earnestly. It’s awesome. I assume he’s typing while wearing a whistle and Bike coach shorts. 

The dude who is already revising the beating they took to a hypothetical win has to be a troll. He can’t be real. I mean, I hope he is, but no way. 

[SydneyCarton 49,504]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

“Jack Boyette” is a new favorite. Holy shit. He throws out the “you’re not a coach!” trope. He talks about how close the ATM program is to Texas earnestly. It’s awesome. I assume he’s typing while wearing a whistle and Bike coach shorts. 

The dude who is already revising the beating they took to a hypothetical win has to be a troll. He can’t be real. I mean, I hope he is, but no way. 

Not only does he have an Ag tag, but the U means he donated to their NIL through Texags. If he’s a troll, that person is really investing in the bit. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,503]

I hope you all weren’t emotionally disheartened at having to attend a playoff win in our crap stadium. 

[utee94 16,088]

27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

“Jack Boyette” is a new favorite. Holy shit. He throws out the “you’re not a coach!” trope. He talks about how close the ATM program is to Texas earnestly. It’s awesome. I assume he’s typing while wearing a whistle and Bike coach shorts. 

The dude who is already revising the beating they took to a hypothetical win has to be a troll. He can’t be real. I mean, I hope he is, but no way. 

 

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Not only does he have an Ag tag, but the U means he donated to their NIL through Texags. If he’s a troll, that person is really investing in the bit. 

Yeah he's real, and he's spectacular.

[Navin R. Johnson 895]

[Navin R. Johnson 895]

Aggy is unbelievably proud of the fact they paid $78M to fire a coach. That’s a perfect metaphor for why they always underachieve.

[tejas60 3,560]

Jack Boyette?

Yeah, even texags don't listen to him 'cause they all think he's crazy.

[Scholz 12,306]

Jack Boyette:

[Steel Shank 9,556]

20 hours ago, Deej said:

Reunited the wheel.

and it feels so good.

[Sgt Hulk 14,446]

A masterful blend of self aware aggy and elite level delusional brainless dickless absolute fucking retards all in a single thread.   Merry Christmas 

[billfromlaketravis 11,823]

Late era RC is my comp for Elko. They’ll spend like crazy at DL and neglect the offense. They’re already somewhat gadgety on offense. I suspect they’ll double down on the next OC hire and run some slow mesh bullshit to save money. 

[Hank Chinaski 6,360]

[Hookem10 874]

how in the fuck do they know that their stadium and facilities is the best in the country. they talk like its fact. fucking delirious idiots. and wgas 

[Deej 77,826]

Best in the county. They just can't spell.

[Yuk 1,618]

Today is really good stuff. You can really feel the pain of the cognitive dissonance break through the screen.

Texas is not elite. Sark is not a good playcaller.

Also, how can we emulate what they have done?

[Rimbo 27,021]

4 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

"I know more than you because I'm a former high school football coach" is one of the funniest things I've seen here. OK, so you were a former HS football coach... you must have really sucked. 

[BigHornedLurker 2,176]

4 hours ago, utee94 said:

 

Yeah he's real, and he's spectacular.

 

[RomaVicta 30,590]

Money is all that matters, otherwise everybody would be an Aggie.

Texas is only good because of spending money on recruits. Teams are only good because they spend money on recruits. Let's spend all the money we can on top recruits to succeed just like we did with the '22 class that was a disaster.

Yea, those trophys don't exist and you wouldn't win them if they did.

 

You went 8-4. That's an El Niño year for you.

 

 

Here's some of that great objectivity:

We're not that much better than they are because 12 years ago A&M did well with only a "fish" qb (Heisman winner) and a shitty roster (good OL and world class receiver). Somehow that fits into his reasoning about "right now."

 

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[WBT 20,978]

Holy shit, how has looch not fought this mark stoops guy in the texags parking lot yet?

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[WBT 20,978]

10 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I went to 12thmanshop.com and there is no "Elko Era" gear.  I am disappoint.  It would have been up there with a don't care got jimbo coffee mug in collectability

[David Dennison 19,542]

You know things are bad when they have to resort to stadium smack.

 

[msucolt45 4,229]

Stadium smack! If they step back and look at their “erector set” of their new addition, they’d logically think twice about comparing our two stadiums. You couldn’t pay me to sit in their South EZ! That shit is unfortunately going to fail within ten years and the lives lost will pale in comparison to their cherished bonfire collapse.

Hook’em!!!

[Dewey 3,331]

"Current dry spell" 

[futureman 22,700]

5 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Jack Boyette?

Yeah, even texags don't listen to him 'cause they all think he's crazy.

[Etexhorn13 3,098]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Money is all that matters, otherwise everybody would be an Aggie.

Texas is only good because of spending money on recruits. Teams are only good because they spend money on recruits. Let's spend all the money we can on top recruits to succeed just like we did with the '22 class that was a disaster.

Yea, those trophys don't exist and you wouldn't win them if they did.

 

You went 8-4. That's an El Niño year for you.

 

 

Here's some of that great objectivity:

We're not that much better than they are because 12 years ago A&M did well with only a "fish" qb (Heisman winner) and a shitty roster (good OL and world class receiver). Somehow that fits into his reasoning about "right now."

Just fyi you are misreading that. He is referring to being in Year 1 of the Elko Era, not their first year in SEC.

[SamMan 1,493]

There was a guy in their game thread arguing that the refs were throwing the game because not only was there an obvious hold on Blue’s long TD, but Taaffe’s fourth down play was the textbook definition of targeting.

I also found this beauty in the zoo:

[Rimbo 27,021]

10 minutes ago, SamMan said:

There was a guy in their game thread arguing that the refs were throwing the game because not only was there an obvious hold on Blue’s long TD, but Taaffe’s fourth down play was the textbook definition of targeting.

I also found this beauty in the zoo:

[RomaVicta 30,590]

37 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Just fyi you are misreading that. He is referring to being in Year 1 of the Elko Era, not their first year in SEC.

You're correct. Thanks.