Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Tired Horn 836]

2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Stadium smack! If they step back and look at their “erector set” of their new addition, they’d logically think twice about comparing our two stadiums. You couldn’t pay me to sit in their South EZ! That shit is unfortunately going to fail within ten years and the lives lost will pale in comparison to their cherished bonfire collapse.

Hook’em!!!

Sadly, though, deaths from collapsing structures then being at two events, it would probably just become the latest Aggie tradition.

[Hairy Biped 604]

The stadium talk always confuses me.  FIrst of all, Kyle is still a weirdly built shithole, with more obstructed and limited view seats than any other stadium I've ever been to.  Secondly, how would they know shit about DKR?  They haven't been there in more than 14 years.  DKR has gone through 2 or 3 renovations/updates since then.  They are collectively indoctrinated into believing everything A&M is the best that exists, and none of them are objective enough to question or research it.  That, of course, is the core issue preventing them from being successful at anything.

Edited 17 hours ago by Hairy Biped

[Deej 77852]

1 hour ago, Tired Horn said:

Sadly, though, deaths from collapsing structures then being at two events, it would probably just become the latest Aggie tradition.

"Sips sabotaged our stadium."

[Napoleon 8839]

20 minutes ago, Hairy Biped said:

The stadium talk always confuses me.  FIrst of all, Kyle is still a weirdly built shithole, with more obstructed and limited view seats than any other stadium I've ever been to.  Secondly, how would they know shit about DKR?  They haven't been there in more than 14 years.  DKR has gone through 2 or 3 renovations/updates since then.  They are collectively indoctrinated into believing everything A&M is the best that exists, and none of them are objective enough to question or research it.  That, of course, is the core issue preventing them from being successful at anything.

I am just as confused.

As long as there are enough bathrooms & concession stands to accommodate the fans and you can reach your seat without much hassle, I am not sure what else is needed when attending a game. (This excludes luxury boxes).

I have no idea what they think makes their stadium great and no idea why DKR is supposedly so bad. 

Haven’t been to DKR in 5 to 10 years, but I recall that it had enough bathrooms, so 🤷‍♂️.

[DigglerontheHoof 21557]

4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I have no idea what they think makes their stadium great and no idea why DKR is supposedly so bad. 

 

They think other programs are jealous of this:

 

The next rational opinion aggy has will be their first. 

[Armybrat 41420]

10 hours ago, WBT said:

Holy shit, how has looch not fought this mark stoops guy in the texags parking lot yet?

No polite aggy has helped Looch find the parking lot yet.

[Armybrat 41420]

9 hours ago, Dewey said:

"Current dry spell" 

Since Adolph invaded Poland.

[Mac8111 2138]

Sometimes you just have to face the fact that it is not just a drought, you actually live in the desert.

[GreenspointTexas 9986]

Its absolutely fucking incredible that they spout the same reasons year after year about why they arent any good……..

……… and fail to recognize that maybe kids dont wanna go to a 50s-america diploma mill in BFE

 

 

 

 

they will never be good again. Theyll never have success. The only reason they will even be mediocre is because of NIL and all the dumbfucks donating to that shitty school hoping money can turn it around

 

 

 

 

 

1) get rid of the yell leaders

2) lose some of the goofy traditions

3) move a&m to houston

4) get rid of fish camp and the corps. Just have normal ROTC programs

5) drop admission from 72% acceptance rate to like 40% to at least appear like they are a decent school

 

 

 

but they wont/dont change a thing. Thats why they aint never gonna make it. Has nothing to do with coaches/schemes/conferences

[RomaVicta 30604]

45 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Sometimes you just have to face the fact that it is not just a drought, you actually live in the desert.

I couldn't find just the right way to say that. Exactly!

[RollLeft 5092]

16 hours ago, Scholz said:

Jack Boyette:

[Davis Lane 6012]

On 12/21/2024 at 8:07 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

So the narrative I'm getting from this is the O-line is as good as it is because the O-line is made up of upper class-men and a couple of probable high draft picks?

And if that wasn't the case for the running game would not be as good as it is?

No shit, Sherlocks!

You gotta hand it to these motherfuckers.

They really know their shit.

I mean c'mon, other than them, who knew Cam Williams has been a starter for 3 years?

[whataburgler 31]

25 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

 

So the narrative I'm getting from this is the O-line is as good as it is because the O-line is made up of upper class-men and a couple of probable high draft picks?

And if that wasn't the case for the running game would not be as good as it is?

No shit, Sherlocks!

You gotta hand it to these motherfuckers.

They really know their shit.

I mean c'mon, other than them, who knew Cam Williams has been a starter for 3 years?

Sark is actually a terrible coach. He keeps getting bailed out by the players he recruited, that were developed by the coaching staff he hand-picked. He can't keep getting away with this!!

[Longhornfrenzy 6347]

[tejas60 3569]

[BurntOrangeCrush 1032]

58 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Wow. Next August, I hope this guy's elderly mom can sneak a steady stream of Xanax into his SpaghettiOs that he eats in the basement before the season starts

[Elmer_Fudd 23017]

Missing the playoffs is advantage aggy

 

Edited 6 hours ago by Elmer_Fudd

[Jimmy Two Times 919]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

You just know some fatass 79 year old Aggie spent like 4 hours on this. He should be checked into a mental institution. God they are so fucking bizarre. 

[MirrOlure 15291]

Well shit…if Elko’s calories are a factor in all this, we’re fucked

[Redneck Mutha 8192]

Stupid sips, winning playoff games instead of focusing on the portal!

[Pato del Muerto 53541]

9 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

You just know some fatass 79 year old Aggie spent like 4 hours on this. He should be checked into a mental institution. God they are so fucking bizarre. 

You don’t think it was AI?

[Hookem10 879]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

We need an offensive line coach that came from ok state recruiting a hungry 3 star type story going - anyone have that - forgot the coaches name 

[Plorant 896]

11 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

We need an offensive line coach that came from ok state recruiting a hungry 3 star type story going - anyone have that - forgot the coaches name 

That would be Joe Wickline.  He was the offensive coordinator and playcaller at Texas.  /winkwink

[Jimmy Two Times 919]

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You don’t think it was AI?

I don't think AI can perfectly recreate the precise type of mental illness that emanates from an Aggie post like that. That being said, there are suspiciously few misspellings and most of them are functionally illiterate. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18125]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

[Davis Lane 6012]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

[Updawg 2387]

I don't think AI can perfectly recreate the precise type of mental illness that emanates from an Aggie post like that. That being said, there are suspiciously few misspellings and most of them are functionally illiterate. 

Whether the poster used AI or did it himself we probably shouldn’t make fun of them because he clearly has a mental disability

[Longhornfrenzy 6347]

[Jimmy Two Times 919]

11 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Whether the poster used AI or did it himself we probably shouldn’t make fun of them because he clearly has a mental disability

If we couldn't make fun of mentally disabled people, this entire thread would cease to exist. 

[TexMexBuddha 1000]

You don’t think it was AI?

It was definitely aggy intelligence.

[Carl Spackler 3616]

1 minute ago, TexMexBuddha said:

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You don’t think it was AI?

It was definitely aggy intelligence.

No such thing.

[hookemATL 12299]

35 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

aggy intelligence.

Perfect for these oxyMORONS