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9 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

There's a lot to "unpack" in this bizarre video. Buncha effeminate guys, sitting around in shorts, on a bed, chatting. NTTIAWWT

Okay.. okay..

Then "It's the worst" that's a quote. That quote refers to the discussion about 3 female freshman, being under one of the guys windows, trying to get his attention.

Now, I know things have changed a lot since my days in college. I also acknowledge I'm a straight guy.

I just don't know how a group of freshman females, trying to get your attention, is the worst thing ever. 

I just don't. Bottled, is my mind.

Maybe if those three freshman girls had been waving dildos……?

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10 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

There's a lot to "unpack" in this bizarre video. Buncha effeminate guys, sitting around in shorts, on a bed, chatting. NTTIAWWT

Okay.. okay..

Then "It's the worst" that's a quote. That quote refers to the discussion about 3 female freshman, being under one of the guys windows, trying to get his attention.

Now, I know things have changed a lot since my days in college. I also acknowledge I'm a straight guy.

I just don't know how a group of freshman females, trying to get your attention, is the worst thing ever. 

I just don't. Bottled, is my mind.

What if all three looked like list eater?

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2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

What if all three looked like list eater?

First, there is and will always be only 1 list eater. To suggest otherwise is blasphemous!!

Second, let's just say they were all large cotton variety panty sort of women. 3 of them, freshman, and YOU are 19-21 again. You saying you didn't partake of booze and make poor choices in college? I don't believe you. Even it you were Jesus like, is that "The Worst" thing you can imagine in your college days, if so, brother, we lived an extremely different college life.

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2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

First, there is and will always be only 1 list eater. To suggest otherwise is blasphemous!!

Second, let's just say they were all large cotton variety panty sort of women. 3 of them, freshman, and YOU are 19-21 again. You saying you didn't partake of booze and make poor choices in college? I don't believe you. Even it you were Jesus like, is that "The Worst" thing you can imagine in your college days, if so, brother, we lived an extremely different college life.

While Jesus did teach people to fish, he never taught them to go whaling.

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9 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

First, there is and will always be only 1 list eater. To suggest otherwise is blasphemous!!

Second, let's just say they were all large cotton variety panty sort of women. 3 of them, freshman, and YOU are 19-21 again. You saying you didn't partake of booze and make poor choices in college? I don't believe you. Even it you were Jesus like, is that "The Worst" thing you can imagine in your college days, if so, brother, we lived an extremely different college life.

This makes sense now why Judas sold him out for 30 pieces of silver. Didn't like seeing his bro laying his net on Orcas. 

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2 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Hahaha "has become." Liucci has been running the same playbook on those yokels since day one. Now I guess it's possible he believe it at one point but there's no way he does anymore. They will fire Elko and he will be online quickly about how he always had doubts but couldn't share them but don't worry, Johnny Newcoach is a better talent evaluator, recruiter, gameday coach, and human being than Sarkisian.

And they will eat it the fuck up even though Liucci doesn't believe it.

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The roller coaster is glorious.  They would probably be OK with their record if they had dropped a game or two earlier in the year to keep their expectations in check, like say swap the Arkansas and Auburn results.  However, sitting at 7-1 and 5-0 in the SEC had them dreaming about the playoffs and national championships.  But when that roller coaster starts downward, the ride is just so hilarious.  They fall for it... every time. 

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Elko belches at press conference at about the 2:10 mark.

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Also says his mind is blown that his secondary doesn't understand zone coverage. We've heard about the players showing up for practices, but was Elko there?

Defense is terrible. He will never watch another defense that bad. The got the culture of hard work, accountability, caring about each other and the other stuff none of which were there when he took over. Next is building a football team.

I think the Elk is in over his head. I think the defensive staff will be shaken up, but weren't these the best guys Elko could draw when he came aboard?

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