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10 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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OK, I take it back. They're unhinged. I suspect TexAgs posters came over to that site and complained. Shocker, I know. 

8 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Aggy switching conferences to the Big10 was be hilarious 

 

1. Scoreboard again 

2. They'd float along as the average team they are , riding OSU instead of Bamas coattails

3. Never live down running from Texas

I agree on many of the branding problems but until they are ready to purge the yell leaders from the sidelines it doesn't matter what they rename themselves 

Ans no name will be larger than TEXAS 

You know how bad they want to be Texas? Their baseball uniforms say "Texas" not Texas A&M. It's pathetic and sad. 

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48 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

This one was especially cringey

 

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46 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch will ban people for writing fricking, but he’ll let a presumed, functionally illiterate serial killer like Daddy98 post with impunity. 
 

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. 

He's a cunt hair away from writing his pre-attempted-murder-spree manifesto.

Strange packages marked this is not a bomb, open it! will arrive at the University. Radio Shack receipts will be recovered from the faultily wired Play-Doh(!) from the incompetently erected dumbass devices (IEDDs). 

Since it's more of a seeming-prank than real attack (the packages did declare themselves not to be bombs), Daddy 98 will be released on his own retardedness and succesfully run for state senator from Tomball, Texas. He will perish in a log collapse at a bonfire erected to honor him.

Thread on Texags:

We lost a good Ag today.

Hundreds of cornball responses: "Here."

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1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch will ban people for writing fricking, but he’ll let a presumed, functionally illiterate serial killer like Daddy98 post with impunity. 
 

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. 

Well you did say he's a possible serial killer. That's probably why. Billy wants to live and keep gifting off those morons. 

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He's a cunt hair away from writing his pre-attempted-murder-spree manifesto.
Strange packages marked this is not a bomb, open it! will arrive at the University. Radio Shack receipts will be recovered from the faultily wired Play-Doh(!) from the incompetently erected dumbass devices (IEDDs). 
Since it's more of a seeming-prank than real attack (the packages did declare themselves not to be bombs), Daddy 98 will be released on his own retardedness and succesfully run for state senator from Tomball, Texas. He will perish in a log collapse at a bonfire erected to honor him.
Thread on Texags:
We lost a good Ag today.
Hundreds of cornball responses: "Here."

Amazing.
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54 minutes ago, statsman said:

I feel stupid for not realizing this sooner. 
 
I knew the Ags suffered tragedy with every big Texas win. I failed to realize how much fun a four tier college football playoff could be, with them dying horrible emotional deaths every ten days. 

Yea it's got to be agonizing for them like a continuous month and half long roller coaster derailment 

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Went from "Sark sucks" to "Sark to the NFL would cripple them and we're going to will it to happen" very quickly.

Guess that's what you have to hang your hat on when 2023-2024 Texas has done shit that 99.9% of aggy has never witnessed:

- Back to back top 4 finishes

- CFP participation

- Winning a CFP game (2x)

- 13 win season

- Back to back 12 win seasons

- Playing for an SEC championship

And 100% of aggy under 26 years old have never seen:

- 12 win season (much less 2)

- Conference championship

- Playing for a conference championship

- Back to back double digit wins

- Back to back years of 1 loss or less in conference

- Back to back years of 3 losses or less

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On 1/5/2025 at 3:51 PM, Not a Sock said:

Man the lack of critical thinking skills is stunning. If Sark is mediocre and the only reason Texas is good is because of money and talent then that’s fucking great for us because Sark will leave but the money and talent won’t.

When it comes to NIL and overall support of football, Aggy takes a back seat to nobody. Well, except when they need an explanation for evil tu winning and can't make themselves admit it's about our coaching and/or culture. 

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So he's a good in-game caller and a good X' and O's guy working with top talent, but he's not a good coach. Gotcha.

So to prove he's a good coach he has to play all 2 stars. Why didn't anyone tell this to SABAN!!!! 

 

I see someone didn't understand the project. 

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On 1/5/2025 at 2:51 PM, Not a Sock said:

Man the lack of critical thinking skills is stunning. If Sark is mediocre and the only reason Texas is good is because of money and talent then that’s fucking great for us because Sark will leave but the money and talent won’t.

It is reminiscent of the Mack Brown Glory Years....when Aggy Logic told us that Mack was way overrated as a recruiter because BOMC and he wasn't a good coach who only wins because he has better players than all the teams he beats.

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It is reminiscent of the Mack Brown Glory Years....when Aggy Logic told us that Mack was way overrated as a recruiter because BOMC and he wasn't a good coach who only wins because he has better players than all the teams he beats.

Shit, I remember people on here believing that crap too.
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On 1/5/2025 at 9:35 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch will ban people for writing fricking, but he’ll let a presumed, functionally illiterate serial killer like Daddy98 post with impunity. 
 

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. 


And from the universe at large, you don't want to try to explain it or even get closer to it than an adjacent galaxy. 

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All in one fell swoop from morons 

1) Sark just kinda thinks what all real ags know - Arch is good not great. Just OK. 

2) Why hasn't the prodigal son played in the playoffs yet? Is it because Sark consults with those good ags and believes he's just OK; or, you know, he's behind the guy that's gotten us to the CFP twice in a row (defense too, obviously)

And...3) Apparently there is QB drama in the locker room. Arch and Ewers kicking Trey Owens and Cole Lourd in the vag sack. It's simply amazing how they would even know, unless....their best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Manning pass out at 31 flavors last night. 

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4 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

Not gonna lie, I'd love to see aggy reactions to playing at Ohio State.

I prefer to see reactions of people who play at aggy.  I imagine Michigan/Stanford fans would be in shock.  Cal would probably think that is what all Texans are like.  

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9 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I prefer to see reactions of people who play at aggy.  I imagine Michigan/Stanford fans would be in shock.  Cal would probably think that is what all Texans are like.  

Every Cal fan probably has five friends who've moved to Austin in the last ten years, let's be honest.

My ND friend thought the Aggies were kind of a charming anachronism given the game was a one-off and ND won.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Every Cal fan probably has five friends who've moved to Austin in the last ten years, let's be honest.

My ND friend thought the Aggies were kind of a charming anachronism given the game was a one-off and ND won.

they got directions from the aggies?

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