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Just browsing TexAgs. One thread starts with the usual dishonest generality.

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Seems we're the delusional ones:

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A plan to monetize eratz drama through conspicuous consumption and conspicuous calling out.

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I'm likely repeating something that's been referred to, but they started two threads about the below and both narrowed it down to a t-sip initiative:

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As you can see, Texas to the SEC is what the article is all about. The parrots take off at the slightest stimulus.

An Aggie Fact abirthing. It's crowning!

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Usual small dick energy touting manly manfulness.

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Psssst. You do act like it. It's why you're so funny to watch.

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Just browsing TexAgs. One thread starts with the usual dishonest generality.

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Seems we're the delusional ones:

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A plan to monetize eratz drama through conspicuous consumption and conspicuous calling out.

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jim-carrey-the-cable-guy.gif

 

I'm likely repeating something that's been referred to, but they started two threads about the below and both narrowed it down to a t-sip initiative:

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As you can see, Texas to the SEC is what the article is all about. The parrots take off at the slightest stimulus.

An Aggie Fact abirthing. It's crowning!

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Usual small dick energy touting manly manfulness.

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Psssst. You do act like it. It's why you're so funny to watch.

I would love to see these aggies take the PCLR test just to see which ones are true psychopaths, sociopaths, and narcassists. All psychopaths are narcassist, but not all narcassists are psychopaths. There are psychopaths who obviously don't murder, but they also don't feel empathy for others. Their lives are just "there" and mimic others like a learned trait. They have to be grandiose, etc and so forth. 

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Wow. Just wow. The power of an echo chamber populated by parrots.

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Perceived by whom beyond Texas Aggie nutjobs?

Hammuh time!

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Again, we're the delusional ones swayed by our own hubris. I will agree that the Aggies are irreplaceable in the way that a goiter is.

Oh yeah, we're the entitled ones, too (mo hammuh):

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A&M should have got special treatment when the SEC expanded. Due to their leverageable position, I suppose. They're important, a real program, if you will, with great weight to throw around! They got nothing while everyone else already in the SEC got...uh, got nothing special. A&M really showed the league their greatness with their vote on inviting Texas and OU. Manly manful men of masculinity!

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SEC used to be so grand. 

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Then tu came along and broke the tight bonds that A&M built with their brothers o'er the many decades. 

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Team records three years prior to Texas' first year in SEC:

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Somehow Sankey propelled us ahead of you in one year not three.

Da Hammuh is back in de house bringing infallible logic:

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23 minutes ago, deft said:

Did I read that true freshman Collin Simmons is (according to aggy1) going pro possibly? And then aggy2 assures him that he will because he has no eligibility left?

Yep. And now it’s fact over there.

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We haven’t won anything. Except the Big XII title last year (which none of them seem aware of), the Peach Bowl playoff game this year.

Sure we didn’t win the national title the past 2 years or the SEC in year 1, but had 2 great years. Oh and we owned both them and blowu this season. 😁

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tu sucks, except for all the players they are losing, who are all-world and irreplaceable.

The Fightin' Texas Aggie players are all great, just need one more year under The Elk. Also all the players they are losing are not SEC good and/or are bad for The Elk's Championship Culture (TM). 

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The problem isn't that they talk about Texas all the time.  This is what rivals do.  We have this thread and a much longer one on the football board that are all about the ags.

The problem is that they weirdly post a new thread for every thought that comes into their heads, and then argue with one another over whether all of those threads are necessary.

And, of course, they aren't.

You'd think one of them would be smart enough to make a "t.u. Departures Thread LOL!" or a "Things going wrong with arrogant t.u. Megathread" and they could all post their relevant insanity to the one thread, and thus avoid at least half of their arguments which consist of nothing more than being angry with one another for starting so many threads about Texas.

But they're not smart enough to do that.  They just can't help themselves, each of those self-important self-righteous dipshits believes his own thoughts are so profound and unique, it warrants a separate thread, although it's the exact same topic as three dozen other threads.

As always, their stupidity and ignorance makes for great entertainment, so I hope they never change.  And we all know they won't.

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1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

tu sucks, except for all the players they are losing, who are all-world and irreplaceable.

The Fightin' Texas Aggie players are all great, just need one more year under The Elk. Also all the players they are losing are not SEC good and/or are bad for The Elk's Championship Culture (TM). 

Yes, tu has 5* recruits coming in, but we know how those work out. Our 5* are game changers hand picked by Elk.

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34 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

@Navin R. Johnson  I know you are a random son of a bitch and a run of the mill bastard, but can you please stop quoting the longcats from Frenzy?

Also... they have had a helluva lot more than 12 peasant years, with or without us in the same conference.

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Hey NYAggie - I'm not sure what you and your brethren can "focus" on to make your team relevant. Just embrace the rollercoaster with negative sip threads and Looch-sunshine pumping like all the other aggie dickweeds and you will be fine.

 

It's what y'all are.

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13 hours ago, Updawg said:

Some could be ROAD GAMES AT NIGHT

Oh noes! Starkvegas and Lexington at night back to back is going to be worse than the drunken tortilla throwers. To be fair it will probably be worse than Kyle field.  

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

"NO NO, we shouldn't emulate Texas just becuase they made the playoffs in back to back seasons, WE'RE EMULATING OHIO STATE AND NOTRE DAME.

NOT TEXAS!!!!!!!!!"

 

Totally normal behavior and doesn't scream micro-peen.

"We need a new big brother to act and dress like. One that can't embarrass on the field" 

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30 minutes ago, nnm said:

That’s exactly what they were expected to do. That’s why they fired Jimbo, before the 2022 class defections got worse. That’s why they appointed the DL coach as interim, to hold the class together. That’s why they hired Elko, as he was perceived as the best chance to hold the class together. That’s exactly what Elko said upon his hiring. No rebuilding. Compete now. 

Weigman was to be maybe the greatest QB in the country. Now many of them say their season was damaged because the played a "back-up" QB. You can only use that if you're forced to use a back-up not if the second team guy has been promoted.

Their DL would devastate all opposing offenses as Elko was back, baby!

They claimed over and over that they had the seventh most talented team in the country.

They got to November feeling vindicated.

Now it's the refs, Sankey, first year coach blues, and installing a new culture that justify the crash. The party line is the lie that most of them thought 8-4 would be a pretty good year back in August. And, hey, they were just one win away from going to Atlanta!

You're exactly right. Thanks for reminding me. 

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They spent the entire offseason last year claiming that there is no way Texas could be back to the playoffs because:

* their players are overrated.

* the sec schedule will be too much.

* they are losing too much talent. (the same talent that had been overrated the previous year)

 

And now they are using LITERALLY the exact same echo chamber talking points.

 

 

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