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I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED!!!, that Micah Hudson is a fucking bust and likely won't finish his college career as anything but ghost story in Lubbock and College Station. 

Evaluating HS recruits is hard, but I feel like we hit on more than we miss with this stuff. It helps to get input from some of the best guys to ever do the work, of course. 

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23 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

“What would happen if the junction boys happened today”

They would get blown the fuck out and absolutely dominated in a humiliating fashion because doing stupid shit like getting dehydrated on purpose doesn’t make you tough.

Actually, 98% of their players would hit the portal faster than The Elk does with the Golden Corral Sunday buffet.

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Just now, TKthunder2 said:

This is why I love this thread, I’m not certain if this is expert level trolling or pure uncut delusion…

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Yeah that one was my favorite, too.  Showing up, lifting weights, running on the treadmill-- Culture Change! 

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5 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yeah that one was my favorite, too.  Showing up, lifting weights, running on the treadmill-- Culture Change! 

Well, sure, there’s all that. However, based on what Moffitt did to the roster last offseason at Elko’s behest, the toughest part for Hudson might be when they bring Kevin Spacey in and strap Hudson to a chair at the lunch table and then force feed him giant cans of spaghetti and meatballs until he dies, passes out, or shits himself violently. That extra 25 pounds won’t be added passively, guys. 

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21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, sure, there’s all that. However, based on what Moffitt did to the roster last offseason at Elko’s behest, the toughest part for Hudson might be when they bring Kevin Spacey in and strap Hudson to a chair at the lunch table and then force feed him giant cans of spaghetti and meatballs until he dies, passes out, or shits himself violently. That extra 25 pounds won’t be added passively, guys. 

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So Micah took the NIL money but doesn't want to participate in offseason workouts and disguises it as "mental illness"?

This seems like to corporate equivalent of going on an all night hookers and blow binge drinking celebration and then taking an FMLA day the next day to sober up and HR not be able to ask you about it.

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50 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

You get the feeling that MBG editors know that on a slow day they can always hit TexAgs and never miss.

21 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

So Micah took the NIL money but doesn't want to participate in offseason workouts and disguises it as "mental illness"?

This seems like to corporate equivalent of going on an all night hookers and blow binge drinking celebration and then taking an FMLA day the next day to sober up and HR not be able to ask you about it.

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lol at all the Micah Hudson posting. The white knights and the "greatest generation" posters are both ridiculous in their own uniquely stupid ways. Fuck Tech, fuck the Aggies, and fuck Micah Hudson too. 

And Looch is such a thin-skinned pussy. Any criticism is a "crusade" against him that is "ruining the board" for everyone. Never surprising but always entertaining. 

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