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I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED!!!, that Micah Hudson is a fucking bust and likely won't finish his college career as anything but ghost story in Lubbock and College Station. 

Evaluating HS recruits is hard, but I feel like we hit on more than we miss with this stuff. It helps to get input from some of the best guys to ever do the work, of course. 

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23 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

“What would happen if the junction boys happened today”

They would get blown the fuck out and absolutely dominated in a humiliating fashion because doing stupid shit like getting dehydrated on purpose doesn’t make you tough.

Actually, 98% of their players would hit the portal faster than The Elk does with the Golden Corral Sunday buffet.

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5 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yeah that one was my favorite, too.  Showing up, lifting weights, running on the treadmill-- Culture Change! 

Well, sure, there’s all that. However, based on what Moffitt did to the roster last offseason at Elko’s behest, the toughest part for Hudson might be when they bring Kevin Spacey in and strap Hudson to a chair at the lunch table and then force feed him giant cans of spaghetti and meatballs until he dies, passes out, or shits himself violently. That extra 25 pounds won’t be added passively, guys. 

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21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, sure, there’s all that. However, based on what Moffitt did to the roster last offseason at Elko’s behest, the toughest part for Hudson might be when they bring Kevin Spacey in and strap Hudson to a chair at the lunch table and then force feed him giant cans of spaghetti and meatballs until he dies, passes out, or shits himself violently. That extra 25 pounds won’t be added passively, guys. 

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So Micah took the NIL money but doesn't want to participate in offseason workouts and disguises it as "mental illness"?

This seems like to corporate equivalent of going on an all night hookers and blow binge drinking celebration and then taking an FMLA day the next day to sober up and HR not be able to ask you about it.

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50 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

You get the feeling that MBG editors know that on a slow day they can always hit TexAgs and never miss.

21 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

So Micah took the NIL money but doesn't want to participate in offseason workouts and disguises it as "mental illness"?

This seems like to corporate equivalent of going on an all night hookers and blow binge drinking celebration and then taking an FMLA day the next day to sober up and HR not be able to ask you about it.

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lol at all the Micah Hudson posting. The white knights and the "greatest generation" posters are both ridiculous in their own uniquely stupid ways. Fuck Tech, fuck the Aggies, and fuck Micah Hudson too. 

And Looch is such a thin-skinned pussy. Any criticism is a "crusade" against him that is "ruining the board" for everyone. Never surprising but always entertaining. 

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Regarding Hudson, I talked to a friend today who says there actually are demons the player is having to battle. Tech did not want him to leave and gave him a great NIL offer to stay. His camp felt he needed a change of scenery. Unfortunately, the best alternative offer came from ATM and they underestimated the psychological impact of living there. 

I know that sounds like a bit of troll to get to the College Station punchline, but it’s the truth. Hudson’s camp literally mentioned that there aren’t really any trees there either (comparing it Lubbock).

It sounds like the guy needs to get some help and then go play somewhere like Wake Forest or App State. Maybe stay away from Seattle though. 

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5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Regarding Hudson, I talked to a friend today who says there actually are demons the player is having to battle. Tech did not want him to leave and gave him a great NIL offer to stay. His camp felt he needed a change of scenery. Unfortunately, the best alternative offer came from ATM and they underestimated the psychological impact of living there. 

I know that sounds like a bit of troll to get to the College Station punchline, but it’s the truth. Hudson’s camp literally mentioned that there aren’t really any trees there either (comparing it Lubbock).

It sounds like the guy needs to get some help and then go play somewhere like Wake Forest or App State. Maybe stay away from Seattle though. 

"...the best alternative offer came from ATM and they underestimated the psychological impact of living there."

It is the heart of an immense, dimwitted darkness.

"The horror... the horror..."

Just have him join the fucking Corps and squeeze his left nut. I'm sure that will straighten him right up.

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"The horror... the horror..."
Just have him join the fucking Corps and squeeze his left nut. I'm sure that will straighten him right up.



I watched ol’ Rock the good ag crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and being forced to nut in a mason jar in front of the other redpots.
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26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Regarding Hudson, I talked to a friend today who says there actually are demons the player is having to battle. Tech did not want him to leave and gave him a great NIL offer to stay. His camp felt he needed a change of scenery. Unfortunately, the best alternative offer came from ATM and they underestimated the psychological impact of living there. 

I know that sounds like a bit of troll to get to the College Station punchline, but it’s the truth. Hudson’s camp literally mentioned that there aren’t really any trees there either (comparing it Lubbock).

It sounds like the guy needs to get some help and then go play somewhere like Wake Forest or App State. Maybe stay away from Seattle though. 

Maybe Chapel Hill?

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The last batch from longhornfrenzy………..torbush.

These people are out there in the real world. They’re allowed to drive cars and purchase firearms and yet still exist in the same areas as you and me(I.e. sane people). The mental health crisis in this country is becoming an epidemic.

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I’m patiently waiting for Elko to make a good decision. Klein, Moffitt, sticking with Reed instead of pursuing a portal QB. His next bad decision should be entertaining. Looch is for sure slipping into his DM’s, so cozying to him is probably next. 
 

Elko shitfaced at Manziel’s feels inevitable. 

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Regarding Hudson, I talked to a friend today who says there actually are demons the player is having to battle. Tech did not want him to leave and gave him a great NIL offer to stay. His camp felt he needed a change of scenery. Unfortunately, the best alternative offer came from ATM and they underestimated the psychological impact of living there. 

I know that sounds like a bit of troll to get to the College Station punchline, but it’s the truth. Hudson’s camp literally mentioned that there aren’t really any trees there either (comparing it Lubbock).

It sounds like the guy needs to get some help and then go play somewhere like Wake Forest or App State. Maybe stay away from Seattle though. 

Do you mean to tell me that being asked if he is an aggy or a blaggy wasn't helpful to his mental state?

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18 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m patiently waiting for Elko to make a good decision. Klein, Moffitt, sticking with Reed instead of pursuing a portal QB. His next bad decision should be entertaining. Looch is for sure slipping into his DM’s, so cozying to him is probably next. 
 

Elko shitfaced at Manziel’s feels inevitable. 

He is making some pretty spectacular bad decisions. I’m sure it’ll work out well for him, with a nice retirement payout in 2 years. 

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Are we just naming North Carolina colleges now? Elon! UNCW! Davidson! Southeastern Baptist Theological Seminary!

Just ones that have football stadiums with lots of trees around them, which are for some reason therapeutic to Micah Hudson. 

I actually had a fraternity brother from Carrollton who got a job in Virginia after graduation and eventually left it because he was freaked out by all the trees in that state. 

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28 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Just ones that have football stadiums with lots of trees around them, which are for some reason therapeutic to Micah Hudson. 

I actually had a fraternity brother from Carrollton who got a job in Virginia after graduation and eventually left it because he was freaked out by all the trees in that state. 

This happened to me when I  started going to school at Sam in Huntsville having grown up in Corpus. It’s this strange claustrophobic feeling not being able to see in any direction, and sunrises and sunset being being obscured by the pines made me really uneasy.

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2 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

I appreciate the other Aggies maintaining the cult when a couple of posters try to make a modicum of sense. 

“Cult”

it isn’t just a pejorative. It’s actually a pretty apt term. 
 
Years ago, my church offered a class on mind control cults- think Scientology, Hare Krishnas, that weird Church of Christ offshoot on campuses for a while. Anyway, it explained the traits and methods of mind control cults:

Emphasis on conformity

Lots of chanting (something about the constant expulsion of air from the lungs creates a near-euphoric state where the mind is more suggestible)

Lots of jargon (using words in a different manner than their regular use also makes the mind more suggestible)

Sound like anyone we know?

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57 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

This happened to me when I  started going to school at Sam in Huntsville having grown up in Corpus. It’s this strange claustrophobic feeling not being able to see in any direction, and sunrises and sunset being being obscured by the pines made me really uneasy.

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15 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

“What would happen if the junction boys happened today”

They would get blown the fuck out and absolutely dominated in a humiliating fashion because doing stupid shit like getting dehydrated on purpose doesn’t make you tough.

So... The exact same thing that happened then?

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