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5 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I wonder how long can aggy keep up the Tom Hart hate😁

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If only Kayce Smith could come on and feed their insecurities with delusion of grandeur about how awesome they are and next year is the year, and pinkie promise them just to settle the natives. 

 

Also, they know it but will admit it. But they know Texas, a blue blood, is where Schloss has always wanted to coach here. All that hate will eat them alive. But heyy, they got the better coach in Michael Earley. The real masteimd behind their little success.. Not Schloss, who has taken 2 teams to the CWS. Nope.its.Michael Earley, a GA just 2 years.go. 

Never change, aggy.

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1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

If only Kayce Smith could come on and feed their insecurities with delusion of grandeur about how awesome they are and next year is the year, and pinkie promise them just to settle the natives. 

 

Also, they know it but will admit it. But they know Texas, a blue blood, is where Schloss has always wanted to coach here. All that hate will eat them alive. But heyy, they got the better coach in Max Weiner. The real masteimd behind their little success.. Not Schloss, who has taken 2 teams to the CWS. Nope.its.Max Weiner, a GA just 2 years.go. 

Never change, aggy.

Who’s gonna tell him? Fuck it, he’s on a roll…

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I don't know why, but I get them confused. Appreciate the correction. 

Fixed

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My favorite one from the long screenshots

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In most cases you could argue our school is better than theirs. And kids would rather go to A&M.

This is just perfect aggy. Not that they could PROVE, no, no, nothing as gauche as that where we use facts and evidence, just in MOST cases they COULD ARGUE.

/chef’s kiss

Never change aggy, never change…

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12 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

My favorite one from the long screenshots

This is just perfect aggy. Not that they could PROVE, no, no, nothing as gauche as that where we use facts and evidence, just in MOST cases they COULD ARGUE.

/chef’s kiss

Never change aggy, never change…

Some like to agrue that the Earth is flat too.

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I've seen several times now recently how the Elk "kicked Sark's ass in DL recruiting" because they got Sanders, Rink, and Simms.

Sure, we all would have loved to have gotten Simms, but those idiots seem to forget the three guys we landed and are already on campus.

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I like these guys.

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They sound sort of like we do.

 

Here's a common Aggie characterization:

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They say this a great deal. Anybody paying more than the Aggies is obviously overpaying. It's not the market that sets the price; it's the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas (Howdy!) that do.

 

They've also found a new expression of how stars don't matter:

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Getting the #1 class is now a proven bad thing.

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*generations

 

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Oft repeated Aggie logic. To them this proves Hero isn't good.

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To the mildly logical, it proves only that he's not valuable enough to the number one team in the nation that has a surplus of talent.

News: tOSU has more good DTs than Texas. Dumbasses.

Is this a fact or an Aggie fact? Serious question:

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4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I like these guys.

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They sound sort of like we do.

 

Here's a common Aggie characterization:

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They say this a great deal. Anybody paying more than the Aggies is obviously overpaying. It's not the market that sets the price; it's the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas (Howdy!) that do.

 

They've also found a new expression of how stars don't matter:

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Getting the #1 class is now a proven bad thing.

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*generations

 

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Oft repeated Aggie logic. To them this proves Hero isn't good.

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To the mildly logical, it proves only that he's not valuable enough to the number one team in the nation that has a surplus of talent.

News: tOSU has more good DTs than Texas. Dumbasses.

Is this a fact or an Aggie fact? Serious question:

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Read through Kanu's commitment thread and you'll know all you need to know. Not a fact, btw.

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3 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Idiots……..all of them. Fucking idiots. I understand they don’t follow Texas roster like most of us but they know absolutely nothing about how college football roster building works. 

Well the majority of them have learned all they know about roster building from Sumlin, Jimbo, and the Elk.  So of course they know absolutely nothing about how roster building works.

Oh and there's a special place in hell for dumbshits who utter the phrase "the math ain't mathin'."  

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I like these guys.

image.png.7a6f764a91b938472a39e8b037062b29.png

 

They sound sort of like we do.

 

Here's a common Aggie characterization:

image.png.30a38fa271496f28bbdbef4d823e64b9.png

image.png.daac74193975602e3b0f8e3958c970c9.png

They say this a great deal. Anybody paying more than the Aggies is obviously overpaying. It's not the market that sets the price; it's the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas (Howdy!) that do.

 

They've also found a new expression of how stars don't matter:

image.png.509b0a1a60c154cbfad2dbd2068a771e.png

Getting the #1 class is now a proven bad thing.

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*generations

 

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Oft repeated Aggie logic. To them this proves Hero isn't good.

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To the mildly logical, it proves only that he's not valuable enough to the number one team in the nation that has a surplus of talent.

News: tOSU has more good DTs than Texas. Dumbasses.

Is this a fact or an Aggie fact? Serious question:

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aggy is like the kid with zero hand-eye coordination who gets ahold of his parents credit card and buys all the Call of Duty perks and add-ons, and still sucks and gets his ass handed to him.

20 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Well the majority of them have learned all they know about roster building from Sumlin, Jimbo, and the Elk.  So of course they know absolutely nothing about how roster building works.

Oh and there's a special place in hell for dumbshits who utter the phrase "the math ain't mathin'."  

 

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14 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I see those dipshits have already picked up and started running with the "Texas paid Kanu $1 million" bullshit. CDC should have Ketch executed

Based on their assumptions they repeat and accept as fact, they seem to think that Texas runs a payroll similar to the LA Dodgers.

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5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

God they're dumb. I love how Kanu sucks, and they say he's not better than their 4 incoming true Freshman. It's like they don't understand the difference between a 20 year old body and a 17/18 year old body. 

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this guy clearly knows (too much, if you ask me) about youngsters...discuss logic with a 3 yr old girl with a skinned knee? Someone call children services ffs

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My favorite posts from the Aggies are their braying, "WE TOLD YOU SO!" to other schools' fans about letting Texas into the conference. 

That's what I was thinking about while reading the recent Georgia mod comparing Texas to the Yankees/Dodgers. 

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the aggy idiot hive think about Texas and "WE TOLD YOU SO" and "SEC SAVED TEXAS " bullshit screams beta.  lil brother minded as it should be. i'm in the camp of Texas is an alpha and with the right coach and nil starting Texas would be fine in any p4 conferance. whats weird to me  tho is the acceptance that aggy and mizzou get as sec members from media.   still seems like they're big 12 to me. 

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