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  On 1/31/2025 at 4:30 PM, RomaVicta said:

As I alluded to with astonishing wit and a reference to MAD magazine in post #30845 on the previous page!

Bloodsuckers! All of you!

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After  I'd already highlighted it and responded with my Del Griffith "Oh yeah, sure, sure" meme in post #30840.

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"Hope York earholes him next November"

That hope implies York is/will be good. That's more outlandish than proclaiming Manning will win the Heisman.

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Oh, William, absolutely no person in America outside of TexAgs is comparing Manning to fucking Marcel Reed let alone Longhorns doing it.

I think William is trying to regain his Aggie purity rating by huffing some farts from his readership:

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Of course. That's why we ran the wishbone and never threw passes when Manning was in for Ewers. This "evidence" is employed only on TexAgs. I think we should have considered throwing when he was in on red zone plays. I also think we (and so many other coaches in football) should not feel that they have to line up the biggest guys on the team for a futile rush at the middle. It has nothing to do with trust. It's a mindset contagion that the CDC needs to look into.

 

First quoted post:

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Like one of those hard, spherical turds during times of dehydration and hydrocodone, this post contains a density of TexAgs density. It doesn't stop the parrots from lining up to repeat parts of it as though it's revelatory.

The last part is the Aggie answer for all good QBs: we need to pressure him and hit him! Also presented as though nobody else has ever thought it.

Then they get the confirming comfort of William's fight hardened hands.

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York is shorter, lighter, and slower than arch. But sure, pick that guy. 
 

they also can’t seem to grasp that while he was playing against mostly small private school kids…that’s also what his teammates were. It’s not like he was qbing IMG against these opponents. 

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  On 1/31/2025 at 7:57 PM, RomaVicta said:

Like one of those hard, spherical turds during times of dehydration and hydrocodone,

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Oddly specific. Hope you got help for your issues with opioids. 
 

  On 1/31/2025 at 7:58 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

York is shorter, lighter, and slower than arch. But sure, pick that guy.

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As I’ve said before, York is slow, undersized, and often out of position. He got abused against UT. A smart OC will have the QB spot him and then adjust the play to take advantage of wherever York is. He’s that bad. 

But he gets Aggie, so he has that going for him.  Which is nice. 

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  On 1/31/2025 at 7:52 PM, Danimal said:

"Hope York earholes him next November"

That hope implies York is/will be good. That's more outlandish than proclaiming Manning will win the Heisman.

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That hope implies that York can actually reach Arch's ear hole while he's standing straight up.

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Looking forward to the Arch to Wingo connection this coming season. And the other targets that are sure to emerge through camp. The familiarity and a season to grow between Arch and Wingo should hopefully get us off to a pretty good start while the other targets find their niche.

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  On 2/3/2025 at 5:54 PM, Mr. Drummond said:

Looking forward to all summer long aggy counting the Ohio state game as a loss for us.  Then when we win, discounting it as luck because Ohio state lost both coordinators.    

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Script as old as Time itself.

Followed by counting the double-digit failure at Notre Dame as "Best Loss of the Year".

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Posted
  On 1/31/2025 at 2:48 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

Jimbo famously denied that they used NIL at all to land that class after Saban baited him with his comments about their payroll.

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I am still in shock that people legitimately used this as evidence in an counter argument I had on here, like what in the actual fuck? as if I would ever take the word of a conman at face value...

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  On 2/4/2025 at 3:01 AM, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... "STRONG" disagree ... "VERY fictitious" ... 😂  😂  😂 

 

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Andy obviously didn’t read Graham Harmon’s expert SECX3 rankings. 

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  On 2/4/2025 at 3:01 AM, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... "STRONG" disagree ... "VERY fictitious" ... 😂  😂  😂 

 

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I think the obvious here is that Billy Liucci is gay. His “flair for the dramatic” just turned the light bulb on for me.
 

No offense to our many quality gay posters here, but it explains so much about Billy…except why he dresses like a homeless truck driver. 

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The hype we're going to get going into next season is going to break them (even more, I mean) and if we live up to it, they're gonna go full Guyana Punch/Heaven's Gate

 

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Staples is such a Florida honk. He basically has them on the Tennessee 2024 path, a nice hollow 10-2 with losses to Texas and Georgia. Not dropping a 3rd game to the Vols, LSU, Miami, or Ole Miss is a very small needle to thread. I get it. They’re  excited about Lagway, but there are 3 losses on their schedule.

Tulane loses their best players to the transfer portal and they improve? No way.

Clemson is a CFP lock with Klubs coming back in that dogshit conference.

Illinois as the 2025 Indiana feels like a real thing. Beat IU + USC, and don’t get murdered by fOSU and they’re in. Goddamn I hate the Big Ten. 

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  On 2/4/2025 at 4:03 AM, Tex Pete said:
I think the obvious here is that Billy Liucci is gay. His “flair for the dramatic” just turned the light bulb on for me.
 
No offense to our many quality gay posters here, but it explains so much about Billy…except why he dresses like a homeless truck driver. 

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  On 2/4/2025 at 4:03 AM, Tex Pete said:

I think the obvious here is that Billy Liucci is gay. His “flair for the dramatic” just turned the light bulb on for me.
 

No offense to our many quality gay posters here, but it explains so much about Billy…except why he dresses like a homeless truck driver. 

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Taking breaks from cocaine by going on meth benders probably explains the homeless truck driver look. 

They used to sell ephedrine pills over the counter at truck stops. Billy probably still has a hookup.

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  On 2/4/2025 at 1:20 PM, D3zii said:

Fucking losers, 

 

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That makes no sense? Because, as great as Jeremiah Smith is, those funds could be applied to getting 4-5 other great, proven players. 
 
(it would be like trading Jokic for one second team all-NBA player, when you could easily get at least two for him). 

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  On 2/4/2025 at 1:20 PM, D3zii said:

Fucking losers, 

 

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There's no way this is true, but god I hope it's true. Pair Smith with fucking Marcel Reed, and bring a bunch of media attention to A&M, and then just watch the lockerroom implode off the field, and the team implode on the field. Plus their boosters are out what would be a third to half of a very healthy NIL budget. 

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