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20 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

As I alluded to with astonishing wit and a reference to MAD magazine in post #30845 on the previous page!

Bloodsuckers! All of you!

After  I'd already highlighted it and responded with my Del Griffith "Oh yeah, sure, sure" meme in post #30840.

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Oh, William, absolutely no person in America outside of TexAgs is comparing Manning to fucking Marcel Reed let alone Longhorns doing it.

I think William is trying to regain his Aggie purity rating by huffing some farts from his readership:

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Of course. That's why we ran the wishbone and never threw passes when Manning was in for Ewers. This "evidence" is employed only on TexAgs. I think we should have considered throwing when he was in on red zone plays. I also think we (and so many other coaches in football) should not feel that they have to line up the biggest guys on the team for a futile rush at the middle. It has nothing to do with trust. It's a mindset contagion that the CDC needs to look into.

 

First quoted post:

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Like one of those hard, spherical turds during times of dehydration and hydrocodone, this post contains a density of TexAgs density. It doesn't stop the parrots from lining up to repeat parts of it as though it's revelatory.

The last part is the Aggie answer for all good QBs: we need to pressure him and hit him! Also presented as though nobody else has ever thought it.

Then they get the confirming comfort of William's fight hardened hands.

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Like one of those hard, spherical turds during times of dehydration and hydrocodone,

Oddly specific. Hope you got help for your issues with opioids. 
 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

York is shorter, lighter, and slower than arch. But sure, pick that guy.

As I’ve said before, York is slow, undersized, and often out of position. He got abused against UT. A smart OC will have the QB spot him and then adjust the play to take advantage of wherever York is. He’s that bad. 

But he gets Aggie, so he has that going for him.  Which is nice. 

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10 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Looking forward to all summer long aggy counting the Ohio state game as a loss for us.  Then when we win, discounting it as luck because Ohio state lost both coordinators.    

Script as old as Time itself.

Followed by counting the double-digit failure at Notre Dame as "Best Loss of the Year".

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On 1/31/2025 at 6:48 AM, Chips O'Toole said:

Jimbo famously denied that they used NIL at all to land that class after Saban baited him with his comments about their payroll.

I am still in shock that people legitimately used this as evidence in an counter argument I had on here, like what in the actual fuck? as if I would ever take the word of a conman at face value...

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56 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... "STRONG" disagree ... "VERY fictitious" ... 😂  😂  😂 

 

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I think the obvious here is that Billy Liucci is gay. His “flair for the dramatic” just turned the light bulb on for me.
 

No offense to our many quality gay posters here, but it explains so much about Billy…except why he dresses like a homeless truck driver. 

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Staples is such a Florida honk. He basically has them on the Tennessee 2024 path, a nice hollow 10-2 with losses to Texas and Georgia. Not dropping a 3rd game to the Vols, LSU, Miami, or Ole Miss is a very small needle to thread. I get it. They’re  excited about Lagway, but there are 3 losses on their schedule.

Tulane loses their best players to the transfer portal and they improve? No way.

Clemson is a CFP lock with Klubs coming back in that dogshit conference.

Illinois as the 2025 Indiana feels like a real thing. Beat IU + USC, and don’t get murdered by fOSU and they’re in. Goddamn I hate the Big Ten. 

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2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I think the obvious here is that Billy Liucci is gay. His “flair for the dramatic” just turned the light bulb on for me.
 

No offense to our many quality gay posters here, but it explains so much about Billy…except why he dresses like a homeless truck driver. 

Taking breaks from cocaine by going on meth benders probably explains the homeless truck driver look. 

They used to sell ephedrine pills over the counter at truck stops. Billy probably still has a hookup.

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32 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Fucking losers, 

 

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That makes no sense? Because, as great as Jeremiah Smith is, those funds could be applied to getting 4-5 other great, proven players. 
 
(it would be like trading Jokic for one second team all-NBA player, when you could easily get at least two for him). 

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1 hour ago, D3zii said:

Fucking losers, 

 

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There's no way this is true, but god I hope it's true. Pair Smith with fucking Marcel Reed, and bring a bunch of media attention to A&M, and then just watch the lockerroom implode off the field, and the team implode on the field. Plus their boosters are out what would be a third to half of a very healthy NIL budget. 

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