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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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As they always say “Texas A&M, everyone’s Superbowl.”

If only there was some recent history of all the teams in a conference wanting to kick the ass of a departing member, and failing miserably. 

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9 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Wouldn’t uncover. That sonofabitch wouldn’t uncover. Dammit. 

You didn't just, I don't know, go back and edit your original post instead or correcting yourself in a whole new post right below the first one?

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What do you know about editing typos in posts?

A fuck ton. I always edit the spelling in my posts after 5 people show up to mock me. It's easy. I am probably the foremost expert on this whole fucking site. 

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17 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Looks like whoever said it likely wasn't a first offense was probably correct. He was arrested in July of last year for what I assume is the attempted murder charge and May of 2022 on a strangulation charge. And those are just the times he got caught.

I hope his new wife gets the fuck out before he's released

Oh it won't take long. A rash decision like that doesn't have the foundation to outlast the next several guys that come along sweet talking her that actually have something to offer...Like their physical presence in her life, at the very least.

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1 minute ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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Son of a bitch, this is the first I’m hearing about Bell’s struggles - after all the money we paid for him! Did you guys know about this?!? 

The Baker (or Bell?) is struggling storyline is the funniest aggy "fact" going. 5-star OT takes a couple years to develop with quality starters ahead of him turns into "this guy fucking sucks, what a huge waste of money."

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

The Baker (or Bell?) is struggling storyline is the funniest aggy "fact" going. 5-star OT takes a couple years to develop with quality starters ahead of him turns into "this guy fucking sucks, what a huge waste of money."

I know they pull shit out of the ass on a minute by minute basis.. but their ignorance is startling. 

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17 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Aw, shit. Recruiting players above board is going to give us a bad reputation. Just awful stuff there.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The Baker (or Bell?) is struggling storyline is the funniest aggy "fact" going. 5-star OT takes a couple years to develop with quality starters ahead of him turns into "this guy fucking sucks, what a huge waste of money."

1 minute ago, TexasBeta said:

I know they pull shit out of the ass on a minute by minute basis.. but their ignorance is startling. 

What a worthless freshman he must be since he didn't beat out two experienced OTs that are going to get drafted in the first two rounds in May.

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Man, I fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE reading their certainy with where we're failing and crushing it with NIL. 

"They leveraged their whole network of donors and alum early!!!" - Our AD literally stood in the way of tapping bigger donors for years. 

"Their crowdsourcing is amazing!" - Uh, is it? Maybe, I've been out of that loop for awhile now, but I haven't heard anything other than "It's coming along, not where it needs to be."

Fucking know-nothings. 

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The funnier part is that they think that they're really close to being where Texas is on NIL. You see plenty of media putting schools besides Oregon above Texas as well. Ummmm, no. Wish I could say more, but it's kind of scary where things sit today compared to what we know about the landscape. 

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1 minute ago, HookEm said:

My nephew is very good friends with Micah Hudson and remains close to him today. Micah has spent a good deal of time at my sister's house and she tells me that he is a great kid.  His whole time at Tech and then the transfer and withdrawal from A&M has been bizarre.  I'll just say that I'm pulling for the kid as he has been very kind to my nephew through some very difficult times. 

This sounds very familiar...

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If it were loyalty, virtue, and belonging to something bigger than oneself, the Aggies would have the number one class every year just like 2022. Now money has ruined everything. The only reason anyone would go to t.u. is for money.

They are masters of dissonance.

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25 minutes ago, HookEm said:

My nephew is very good friends with Micah Hudson and remains close to him today. Micah has spent a good deal of time at my sister's house and she tells me that he is a great kid.  His whole time at Tech and then the transfer and withdrawal from A&M has been bizarre.  I'll just say that I'm pulling for the kid as he has been very kind to my nephew through some very difficult times. 

@Harvdog may have some advice for you.

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Posted
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

@Harvdog may have some advice for you.

I don't really frequent this board so I have no idea what any of these statements refer to.   Lol.  But if anyone has info to share, DM me. Or if they want more specifics, I can go into detail privately without doxing my nephew.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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If it were loyalty, virtue, and belonging to something bigger than oneself, the Aggies would have the number one class every year just like 2022. Now money has ruined everything. The only reason anyone would go to t.u. is for money.

They are masters of dissonance.

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Well, in all honesty, how else do you explain it? We all know that cesspool Austin fails in every way compared to the glory that is College Station.

I mean we don't even have a statue that exists to deposit pennies on. I'm sure our elephant walk would suck, and when's the last time we martyred actual students to a pagan ritual.

It has to be money. JFC, we don't even have a dead Bevo cemetery with a scoreboard.

I feel so unhip to be a Longhorn. 

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24 minutes ago, HookEm said:

I don't really frequent this board so I have no idea what any of these statements refer to.   Lol.  But if anyone has info to share, DM me. Or if they want more specifics, I can go into detail privately without doxing my nephew.

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Harvdog spent two years angrily telling us how a high profile recuit that was a friend of his son's, and wasn't a worthless bag of shit (he was). Hank Scorpio used to mock him incessantly with long winded stories about harv's fake (maybe) son Laramie, who was friends with said football recruit. 

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25 minutes ago, nnm said:

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Damnit.  They cracked the code.  It's all over, boys.  

Oh shit, they're supposed to recruit good players at every position. Someone kill this man before his valuable information gets to Elko.

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Poor sip. Nothing special until two years ago.

 

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Maybe you did, and it's not everything you think it is. Better leverage your loud stadium and howdy! for real results!

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Damnit.  They cracked the code.  It's all over, boys.  

Well as long as nobody tells them to score more points then the other team we might be ok
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39 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Poor sip. Nothing special until two years ago.

 

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Maybe you did, and it's not everything you think it is. Better leverage your loud stadium and howdy! for real results!

I deeply love that they think Tito Beveridge is the godfather of Longhorn NIL

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17 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You didn't just, I don't know, go back and edit your original post instead or correcting yourself in a whole new post right below the first one?

By the time I read my post, five minutes had passed and I could not edit it any longer. 
 

You’re one to talk. 

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12 hours ago, HookEm said:

My nephew is very good friends with Micah Hudson and remains close to him today. Micah has spent a good deal of time at my sister's house and she tells me that he is a great kid.  His whole time at Tech and then the transfer and withdrawal from A&M has been bizarre.  I'll just say that I'm pulling for the kid as he has been very kind to my nephew through some very difficult times. 

Hudson is a fuckstick. Give up on him. 

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3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

By the time I read my post, five minutes had passed and I could not edit it any longer. 
 

You’re one to talk. 

I’m not one to talk, I addressed it like 2 posts later. 
 

I forgot about the time editing limitations because, well, most reasonable people pay to be part of tree-fiddy and burnt ends. I legitimately forgot there are regular posters who don’t give back to this community. Let’s talk about your commitment to sparkle motion, Pete. 

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On 2/5/2025 at 1:42 PM, Viper said:

Sounds like he's going to still be someone's bitch, I guess at least it won't be a sip. 

even worse, a t-shirt texas fan

Posted
23 hours ago, closetojumping said:

@Harvdog may have some advice for you.

Listen to the coaches and be humble.  Rankings are fine but it’s the drive, attitude, commitment and the ability to listen and be cochable that matter.  Once you get to campus, don’t be an asshole and wait your turn or you will end up at a lower school as a backup. 

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19 hours ago, texifornia said:

I deeply love that they think Tito Beveridge is the godfather of Longhorn NIL

I believe Ol'Tito has done some sponsorship stuff in some form. The alcohol prohibition for NIL meant some form of maneuvering, if memory serves, as collectives are not prohibited from taking money from alcohol companies even though the athlets are. I think that was all public and that's where those buffoons are placing "the blame" for Texas NIL. Or, maybe I am misremembering and those rubes really do think that an alcohol company is able to legally fund Texas athletes directly. 

The corporate NIL stack for Texas is now somewhere at $10M plus if you include Red Bull for Manning. That just basically replaces a chunk of the Dr. Pepper stuff for Ewers. Regardless, the corporate stuff continues to grow.

I am guessing the aggie clowns will continue to do the thing where they focus on just one villain to bitch about, whether it's Tito's or Red Bull. Meanwhile, Texas will have the single largest NIL position in the brief history of NIL for the 2025 calendar year. They're not in a battle with a fucking Austin-based vodka company. They're losing a war being advanced on multiple fronts in which the enemy's armaments and fortifications are actually growing as ATM and the rest of the landscape take on bullets virtually daily. 

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53 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I believe Ol'Tito has done some sponsorship stuff in some form. The alcohol prohibition for NIL meant some form of maneuvering, if memory serves, as collectives are not prohibited from taking money from alcohol companies even though the athlets are. I think that was all public and that's where those buffoons are placing "the blame" for Texas NIL. Or, maybe I am misremembering and those rubes really do think that an alcohol company is able to legally fund Texas athletes directly. 

The corporate NIL stack for Texas is now somewhere at $10M plus if you include Red Bull for Manning. That just basically replaces a chunk of the Dr. Pepper stuff for Ewers. Regardless, the corporate stuff continues to grow.

I am guessing the aggie clowns will continue to do the thing where they focus on just one villain to bitch about, whether it's Tito's or Red Bull. Meanwhile, Texas will have the single largest NIL position in the brief history of NIL for the 2025 calendar year. They're not in a battle with a fucking Austin-based vodka company. They're losing a war being advanced on multiple fronts in which the enemy's armaments and fortifications are actually growing as ATM and the rest of the landscape take on bullets virtually daily. 

Can’t wait for Arch to be in the paddock with Verstappen during Austin F1 and the Aggies losing their shit over the coverage. 

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Some gems on the last few pages.  Aggy murderer says his life’s greatest accomplishment is from a 3rd tier diploma mil cult with fake military. 
 

Married a sip before prison who’s gonna get her back blown out by hopefully a longhorn alum 

and NIL kiosks at games for fans to stick 50s and 100s in because the average aggy fan and alum can afford that working as shift manager at raising cains

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Can’t wait for Arch to be in the paddock with Verstappen during Austin F1 and the Aggies losing their shit over the coverage. 

“Fermula 1 is for them euro fidgets anyways…want Marcel to be sponsored by some good ol boy NASCAR!!1”
Posted
2 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

Can’t wait for Arch to be in the paddock with Verstappen during Austin F1 and the Aggies losing their shit over the coverage. 

Well, Reed will be at the wiener dog races. Take that, sip!

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