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On 3/23/2025 at 9:13 PM, Wishbone said:

Well, the 87 year old dude was ahead of his time. He was too young to remember their peak in sports in ‘39 and smart enough realize he’d never see another one. In any sport. He probably ditched it after another embarrassing loss in _______ sport to Texas.

The last football game he saw before he graduated would have been a 27-0 loss to us in DKR's second season at Austin. He had no idea how much misery he was in for.

He would go on to see A&M lose 15 of their next 16 games against us. During that stretch, we won more national championships (3) than A&M had winning seasons (2).

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38 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Just imagine for a moment what it’s like to have Trev Alberts as a boss.

aggy hired the absolute worst person for that job 

I'd say he's the best person for the job.

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9 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

From what I've seen here and some talk I've heard, the list is:

1)  When he signed on, Schloss was promised some facilities improvements, not just to the ballpark, but also practice facilities and such.  Those were slow played after the Jimbo firing.

2)  After their success in 2023, Schloss asked for more money for his assistant coaches.  He was turned down, because Jimbo.

3)  As part of the post Jimbo austerity program, some of the baseball support staff were let go without letting Schloss know until after it was done.  When he protested, he was told that it was just that way and he'd better get used to it.

4)  Alberts heard that Schloss was dissatisfied with the above developments and might consider looking elsewhere, so he called Schloss into his office and basically told him that if he was unhappy at A&M, he should look elsewhere.  He invited Schloss to leave.

In short, A&M Aggied it up as only they can.  Why would anyone want to stay and be part of that kind of unprofessional cluster fuck?

#3 is absolutely true he was Chris Park and Schloss tweeted when they were bragging about the George Strait concert.

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1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Just imagine for a moment what it’s like to have Trev Alberts as a boss.

aggy hired the absolute worst person for that job 

I couldn’t stand listening to him when he was on ESPN. Still can’t imagine how he got to be an AD or even remain one. Maybe his brand of insufferable douchebaggery is a perfect fit for 8&4 🤷‍♂️

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On 3/24/2025 at 8:34 AM, RomaVicta said:

We suck, but we're about the same as t.u.

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Except for our dominance of the business world, that is.

 

I see they stick with one of their "modern era" start dates.

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If they go back to 1939, they'll have an even smaller conference to be mediocre in.

 

Dang. Being fancy put me in second place. 

"Dominant and successful culture in the business world." Uh huh. Everyone queue up the list of the most CEO's in America!

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3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

No no no. 

Schloss and CDC were swinger buddies in Ft. Worth where Schloss had to leave due to unrevealed deviltry that an Aggie heard about from a buddy of his close to the program.

A&M was an upgrade for the Aggies who hadn't consulted the guy with the buddy close to the TCU program. Aggies said "howdy!" to Schloss and walked him to the stadium. Schloss was awestruck at the traditions and high character of the Aggies.

At a swinger party where they had upside down pineapples up their asses, CDC started his seduction. Honor codes had no place with these evil men. They met in a graveyard to seal the deal where both cackled and reminisced about the pineapple experience.

Schloss was talking to t.u. during the College World Series! To t.u.! In the presence of the classiest and best fans in all of sports.

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Schloss chose pineapples, dildo-waving, and LGBQT tolerance over the very special place called Texas A&M University where people are part of something bigger than themselves. 

Betrayal most foul, indeed!

The Aggies hired his assistant coach, beloved by the players and ever loyal to the dear old Texas Aggies.

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Earley is making his first season as Aggie head coach one that will not soon be forgotten.

The guy on the right looks like he's wearing someone else's face. It's the uncanny valley effect. I can't look at him without turning my head away. 

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23 minutes ago, linux said:
I needed the extra strong stuff today, So I told an LLM to parse the zoo, here is the full week of Aggie's 9/11 sorted by most replies
 

 

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1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

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I have never heard of this guy before, so I'm going to go against their "we don't lie" mantra and say, well, they're retarded. I also doubt Michigan was recruiting, as well. 

Good story, Graham. I see you're back to form after y'alls baseball collapse. 

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6 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Can't lie - I always imagined a Peg-Marcy pairing in my 3some imagination.

 Marcy would peg you. 

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26 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I have never heard of this guy before, so I'm going to go against their "we don't lie" mantra and say, well, they're retarded. I also doubt Michigan was recruiting, as well. 

Good story, Graham. I see you're back to form after y'alls baseball collapse. 

He is their new Hamm.

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Our good buddy writin' about Spring Training. Just a few nuggets. Elko looking sharp in his slenderizing giant baby shirt.

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1 I have shitty defensive coaches. I sure know how to pick 'em. Jeez. Well, not like I had a lot of applications. Think of the money. Think of the money. Thing of the money.

2 I really can't go higher than a double negative endorsement of these clowns.

3 I'm giving Bateman the dreaded quadruple negative (Asshole was part of the first one) which is only a cunt hair above saying I hate him. 

4 Nobody any better wants to come here. I'm fucked.

 

If he's trying to be cryptic, he's really good at it.

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Where the fuck are you talking about? The game against the Bowling Green Seniors? 

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