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3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I would throw in Amari Niblack because he's a weapon that is called a tight end, but he's going to be a hybrid tight end-receiver. Damn, he looks good physically and catching the ball, getting upfield. I don't know what was going on at Texas other than him being behind Gunnar Helm, who was one of the best tight ends in the country. Maybe it's that Holmon Wiggins is his guy.

Maybe, just maybe, it's because he's not a TE, but rather, a big and slow receiver?

Just spit balling, though...

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13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, they are likely not going to score another offensive point against us in November.

“Another” implies they scored at least one. 

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To get to 10 and in the playoff or nine and show noteworthy improvement, Reed has to make a big leap. That's understandable. I believe he can. I believe he will, but he has to do it.
 
The absolute best parts of Bilbo's su shine pumping is how he always sprinkles in 10 win predictions, he is always hedging them of course, always calling it a ceiling of course, but it is always there for the flavoraide drinking morons. Nevermind that this has only happened once in the entire 21st century, we are a quarter done with it.

Bilbo the “sous vide” chef.

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13 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, they are likely not going to score another offensive point against us in November.

13 hours ago, nnm said:

“Another” implies they scored at least one. 

Technically, extra point conversion is an offensive play, so...

 

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18 hours ago, nnm said:

 

15 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Two things.

  1. College educated Aggie.
  2. No1 compares 2U, most cool guy with your Purple Rain style.

This is such a troll post that it wouldn’t have occurred to me to post it here, because it’s not even close to being believable.

I prefer the posts that are at least possibly legit.

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

That's a weird way for the guy to beg his peers to buy his family baseball tickets for Saturday and Sunday. 

It's probably the most Aggy way to request it.

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9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Olin shares the crisp articulation of Ivy League Elko.

 

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Elko dapper as ever. I think the dark baby boy look really sets off his figure.

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Olin gets us rolling with a paraphrase of Elko. 

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Mike is "peeved." He's demanding perfection. He is the model of perfection himself!

How peeved is he? He's pissed. He's a bad man. He's incoherent!

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He's just trying to drive it. He really is. Really. Driving it. Yea, boy. Cookin' with gas!

And the guys are still lifting weights, going to practice on time, putting the used towels in the right bin, throwing the pig back and forth.

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Like  a lethal Dorito: crisp and sharp.

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Now lay some Ivy League education on us. He wasn't just a football player, ya know.

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Concerning the portal, Elko channels Yogi Berra. On adding:

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Now who can disagree with that?

Elmo gotta be the only head coach in history to wear a moo moo on the sideline right?

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Well, we're the top team so we can't play the top 5. 

Such a huge advantage for Texas, getting Auburn, ranked 8th in the country instead of Tennessee ranked 4th.

Sankey stuck it to aggy again!

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On 4/18/2025 at 9:40 AM, closetojumping said:

I fully expect the lazy AP voters to have them in the top 20 and I am excited about it. 

A&M has been ranked in the last six AP preseason polls. But they've been ranked in just one of the last six AP end-of-season polls. Even during the miserable 2010s we were never that ridiculously overrated.

Eventually they have to figure it out.

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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There’s a thread on aggie 247 about Lance Zurlein evaluating the aggie draft prospects and he concludes that Turner is the best of their prospects and that all 3 will go in the first 70 picks. 

The thread tumbles into angst about those guys not really doing anything at ATM and handwringing about Elko and his program’s development skills, or lack thereof. Then this guy flies in over the top with an all time heater:

Byew said... (original post) I could be wrong but I think the personnel was different than a typical Elko D. I think it might be far more effective this year with less talent.

I'm just curious. Is there a term for posting completely made up bullshit and then passing it around until, with no basis, it becomes a folklore fact? You will hear the above repeated over and over again throughout the summer. Bet

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1 hour ago, IBuryPaul said:

I'm just curious. Is there a term for posting completely made up bullshit and then passing it around until, with no basis, it becomes a folklore fact? You will hear the above repeated over and over again throughout the summer. Bet

Illusory truth effect

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2 hours ago, IBuryPaul said:

I'm just curious. Is there a term for posting completely made up bullshit and then passing it around until, with no basis, it becomes a folklore fact? You will hear the above repeated over and over again throughout the summer. Bet

Fish camp

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3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ah yes, they’re in the system guys will make for a better end product coping phase. Next up, “veiled” racism after they figure out Reed can’t throw. 

Veiled? Haha

2 hours ago, IBuryPaul said:

I'm just curious. Is there a term for posting completely made up bullshit and then passing it around until, with no basis, it becomes a folklore fact? You will hear the above repeated over and over again throughout the summer. Bet

Looch knows the term.

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I'm out right now so can't pull the pics over. If someone wants to grab the screenshots from LHF's twitter, apparently Marcel Reed has been absolutely shit in their spring game and the natives are restless.

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