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Budget hires? They’re broke. They spent way too much money on Jimbo, then guaranteed it. Like a fuckstick who spends his whole paycheck on lottery tickets and then wins 3 $5 scratch-off prizes.

They don’t have the money to hire better. They can’t even pay the university back for their loan they took out to spend on sports years back. 

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They’re aggy also.  They are not a destination job or place. They burn the money for warmth cause no matter the $$$, they are no better than the rest of the state of Texas school pack. I see them as no better than Houston or Texas tech with a worse athletic history. 

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It's funny. I think just winning the series was enough in terms of postseason and winning the conference. But I want the sweep for the sheer exhilaration of coming on this thread afterwards. 

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2 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

It's funny. I think just winning the series was enough in terms of postseason and winning the conference. But I want the sweep for the sheer exhilaration of coming on this thread afterwards. 

Feeling good about it. Having the series in the bag, I think we’ll play loose today while they will be puckered up hoping to scratch anything out of the weekend 

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9 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

They truly believed that they could walk in and just win. Then whem they lose it's the umps were paid off, not that they couldn't hit because of our alite pitching

You skipped the Act of God phase: Our bats went cold.

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9 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

I literally laughed out loud ... Aggie 247, baseball thread.

 

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I don’t know shit about fuck when it comes to meat judging, but sounds like they are judging our meat and are quite impressed.

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Fine work, @Getafix.

 

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Just add a set of large forearms, fast forty times, and a high percentage of slugging to the decion-making staff and get those nattys!

 

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After more than a century, the level of embassment required to change Aggie management into winners should be near.

 

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Great idea!

  1. You won't abandon it, but your claim to be the classiest fans in the whole darn world will be more difficult to maintain. And that's the best of your specious claims to exception.
  2. You already claim that Kyle is the mostest intimidatingest place to play in all football.
  3. All visitors to Kyle Field will just be wandering around the campus lost while the game enters the third quarter.
  4. Y'all loved Earley, wanted his head, loved him again, and will soon want his head and to default on paying him. It's been less than a year.
  5. You're already fucking psycho. Just not scary.

 

 

8 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

They’re aggy also.  They are not a destination job or place. They burn the money for warmth cause no matter the $$$, they are no better than the rest of the state of Texas school pack. I see them as no better than Houston or Texas tech with a worse athletic history. 

You must start the timer at the moment the manly manful fighten' Texas Aggies returned home from winning the Viet Nam War.

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30 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Fine work, @Getafix.

 

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Just add a set of large forearms, fast forty times, and a high percentage of slugging to the decion-making staff and get those nattys!

They don't want a non-athlete moron as AD? Their current AD already fits that perfectly - an athlete moron.

Trev Alberts - Director of Athletics (Football) - Staff Directory - Texas  A&M Athletics - 12thMan.com

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  1. You won't abandon it, but your claim to be the classiest fans in the whole darn world will be more difficult to maintain. And that's the best of your specious claims to exception.

2 Texas A&M Aggies Fans Face Ban Over 'Heckling About Florida Bat Boy  Death': Omaha Police | Times Now

 

QuoteYou already claim that Kyle is the mostest intimidatingest place to play in all football.

2. You already claim that Kyle is the mostest intimidatingest place to play in all football.

Texas football fan who gained fame by standing in a sea of Aggies gears up  for Peach Bowl | KERA News

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4. Y'all loved Earley, wanted his head, loved him again, and will soon want his head and to default on paying him. It's been less than a year.

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1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I’m going to fap to the Texags live show tomorrow morning 

Putting chin pubes around your Fleshlight?

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Earley's first year:

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* Anybody can have an amazing story made of movies, dumbass.

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Morning after losing to Tennessee:

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After winning that night:

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After second win over Tennessee:

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After that, the thread leaps ahead to the day after the Aggies win the first game against Arkansas:

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After taking the Arkie series:

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Shlossnagle left Earley in a big hole. [They were only ranked #1 the first week. The roster he won with is the same he lost with.] Portal portal portal. 

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Splendid timing for the OP to do this:

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Since Friday?

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Elsewhere, on Aggie board since loss to us number 2. 

An ancient Aggie goes to the Ancient Tradition Archives. Thinks to self, lessee, the Excuse Encyclopaedia is in the Archive of Moral Victories. He walks down the worn steps and then past the KKK robes of some great Aggies of past and present. He finds the latest edition of the Excuse Encyclopaedia published for the new century.

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Ah yes, he says. That's a good one. So's this one.

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Hmm. Great being in the SEC. Now for a touch of we win no matter what. He scratches his head. Is it under Cornball or Tradition? I'm getting old. Of course, it's under The Meaning of Aggieness. It's been reviewed so often, it's almost disentegrated. 

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Only aggy can create the vision of Schloss being the Devil-incarnate. MFs can’t grasp the fact that if the UT job was open, at the same time as aggy, what his decision would’ve been.

Hook’em!!!

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