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2 hours ago, Scholz said:

It’s all they’ve ever done.

That is the craziest part. As amazing as they are at failure in sports going on 100 years, they have always cheated. It would be hard to imagine they could be worse had they not cheated.

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5 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Only aggy can create the vision of Schloss being the Devil-incarnate. MFs can’t grasp the fact that if the UT job was open, at the same time as aggy, what his decision would’ve been.

Hook’em!!!

He's the nightmare when sleep paralysis hits and he crawls on their chest and sings the eyes of Texas. 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Just a reminder of what their season started as:

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Juggernaught. Just wait, sips. You can’t handle the week-in, week-out grind of an SECX3 schedule. Especially in football and baseball. 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Just a reminder of what their season started as:

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I'm not sure even that does it justice. They were amping up for months about this season. Same realm of anticipation as we had for 2005 football to get started. 

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The SEC doubted us. They said we were soft. They said we couldn't handle it.  Now the  excuses.  We  have  broken them. Made the SEC championship. We're #1 in baseball and have taken out the so-called "powers."

Now what's their excuse?.  We gort an an easy schedule according to aggy. We've take down LSU, Georgia, Ole Miss, Aggy, etc

 Who's next? No one wants a piece of us. There's a reason we're #1

 We waited. We were doubted and we were ranked #20. Then started kicking down doors a bearing everyone we played to crumble the part that they're on their knees sucking.  We played without our best. vA--Rod  played dinged up and still whipped their asses.

Now we have a regional to fuck up other teams. Wait for Beyleu to come back and now tthey're in fjcking, big trouble. Mendoza is on fire, and he's not all the way healthy. Beyleu is about to hang Homer's, and Volantis is gonna close out those pussies. We make the superrs and then the CWS. We're the nightmare they fear. It's time we win, kick everyone's asses.

 

Dearroy everyone in our way amd lift that trophy. Our time has come. 

With the #1 class coming in next year we will own the SEC again and again and again. Fellas it's our time fuck everyone in our way. 
 

Oh, and fuck Arkansas. We'll sweep them, too. 

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9 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm not sure it means what they think it means. 

I think that's likely the best way to consider any multi-syllable word used on an Aggie sports boards.

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22 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

This is perfection.

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They are also treating a one run victory in baseball the same way that they count their close losses in football as victories: We're just 9 points from being 9-0.

They're not nearly the same.

In football you usually only get one game. In baseball, you play a series to more thoroughly establish the better team. Win two, you're better. Win three, you're dominant.

One point wins in football are not terribly common. One run wins in baseball are far more common. If one team manages an extra run with fewer hits to win, that's a sign of the excellence in every phase of play. No runs are awarded for number of hits. In fact, a low run to hit ration signals something bad about your team and its management.

They think they almost swept us. Anyone else paying attention sees that the full measure of the Aggies has been established.

Most teams, when swept, feel humbled. Aggies feel robbed by the conference commissioner, the umps, and toxic evil. 

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30 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think that's likely the best way to consider any multi-syllable word used on an Aggie sports boards.

That is most likely true. English is their their third language, after regard and derp

11 hours ago, Wishbone said:

That is the craziest part. As amazing as they are at failure in sports going on 100 years, they have always cheated. It would be hard to imagine they could be worse had they not cheated.

There's no way they're cheating now. They're poor. 

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37 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They are also treating a one run victory in baseball the same way that they count their close losses in football as victories: We're just 9 points from being 9-0.

They're not nearly the same.

In football you usually only get one game. In baseball, you play a series to more thoroughly establish the better team. Win two, you're better. Win three, you're dominant.

One point wins in football are not terribly common. One run wins in baseball are far more common. If one team manages an extra run with fewer hits to win, that's a sign of the excellence in every phase of play. No runs are awarded for number of hits. In fact, a low run to hit ration signals something bad about your team and its management.

They think they almost swept us. Anyone else paying attention sees that the full measure of the Aggies has been established.

Most teams, when swept, feel humbled. Aggies feel robbed by the conference commissioner, the umps, and toxic evil. 

Did you see where Elko said the defense won on X. He fits right in with those tards.

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I have to say, I was really not all that excited about dealing with those idiots on a regular basis again, but it's actually been pretty fantastic. 

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7 minutes ago, Deej said:

I have to say, I was really not all that excited about dealing with those idiots on a regular basis again, but it's actually been pretty fantastic. 

I'd still rather never play them in anything ever again, but if we're going to, I like it that we're telling them to squeal like a pig. 

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Anyone with an AgTag would be smart to start a class action lawsuit against A&M for receiving zero education for the money they spent on college. 

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I love it when they start playing their idiotic hypothetical game where they win all of the games they've never played. However, it is hysterical when they do it immediately after watching reality make an appearance slap them repeatedly upside the head while they babble. There are multiple people in those threads who are proclaiming the aggies hypothetical victors under numerous other circumstances with less than 24 hours between the post and a full sweep by their arch rival. It's insane.

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The notion and lamentation that they are only hiring “good guys who get us” while everyone else is hiring the college sports versions of JR Ewing, Lex Luthor, Thanos and Darth Vader is both comical and absurd. If they tried to tell anyone else familiar with the college landscape that kind of simpleton fantasy, the person would either politely get really thirsty and walk off, or just explode into laughter. 

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The problem with their logic about earley in yr 2 and 3 is that Schloss will be in yr 2 and 3 also. This yrs team might be his worst and they’re pretty good. Future is bright boys 

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50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The notion and lamentation that they are only hiring “good guys who get us” while everyone else is hiring the college sports versions of JR Ewing, Lex Luthor, Thanos and Darth Vader is both comical and absurd. If they tried to tell anyone else familiar with the college landscape that kind of simpleton fantasy, the person would either politely get really thirsty and walk off, or just explode into laughter. 

If Darth Vader is available, I say we take him. He'd look cool as hell on the sidelines, he''s a proven motivator, we'd have the force choke option for opponents on critical plays, and the Force would make sure we never miss a field goal again. 

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So was schloss always a terrible person and they hired him anyway, or did he become terrible during his time in college station?  Doesn’t seem like either option bathes them in the cherubic light of the innocents. 

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49 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

If Darth Vader is available, I say we take him. He'd look cool as hell on the sidelines, he''s a proven motivator, we'd have the force choke option for opponents on critical plays, and the Force would make sure we never miss a field goal again. 

He might like our away unis for football.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The notion and lamentation that they are only hiring “good guys who get us” while everyone else is hiring the college sports versions of JR Ewing, Lex Luthor, Thanos and Darth Vader is both comical and absurd. If they tried to tell anyone else familiar with the college landscape that kind of simpleton fantasy, the person would either politely get really thirsty and walk off, or just explode into laughter. 

You see, we don't see Texas A&M as just another university. We go there to be part of something more than just another student body. We join a great tradiiton of honor and integrity. We have traditions that can seem sort of strange, but it's a very special place. You become a part of something bigger than yourself in College Station. The bond that Aggies feel is magic. You see someone else wearing the Aggie ring, and you immediate know you're with a brother.

I can't explain the chills you get at muster. 

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1 hour ago, Tired Horn said:

If Darth Vader is available, I say we take him. He'd look cool as hell on the sidelines, he''s a proven motivator, we'd have the force choke option for opponents on critical plays, and the Force would make sure we never miss a field goal again. 

As long as we always secure the high ground beforehand

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I love it when they start playing their idiotic hypothetical game where they win all of the games they've never played. However, it is hysterical when they do it immediately after watching reality make an appearance slap them repeatedly upside the head while they babble. There are multiple people in those threads who are proclaiming the aggies hypothetical victors under numerous other circumstances with less than 24 hours between the post and a full sweep by their arch rival. It's insane glorious.

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