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Posted
3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I thought Chad Simmons, a national guy, was the one that tweeted about the Owens visit?

Also, if aggy players are telling Texas mods what's going on at practice, ect then that's on them.

when you look everywhere for a conspiracy, you see conspiracies everywhere.

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Posted
39 minutes ago, NoName said:

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

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TWO SEW SEEDS OF DISCORD?!?!?!?!

I’ve heard Lucci has super high cholesterol and really bad diabetes.  Well below average IQ, too

Posted
21 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

They talk like they are some tiny FCS program just happy to be there and be noticed. When they are a giant state school with massive resources in on of the biggest recruiting hotbeds in country in the giant super conference that is crushing college sports beneath its heel. Of course your brand is big you dumbass. It is so weird. 

Posted
3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Gee, Billy, how'd she like flying on your Gulfstream and being waited on by supermodels who think your greasy hair, tee shirt, and fantasy stories about tu are just dreamy?

Do you regale them with insight into how, if you wanted, you could really kick some asses but you don't out of fear that you might kill them?

Lastly, did you just happen to leave your phone on the tray table with the sure-thing pussy-slayer celeb photo that the chicks dig more than John Shaft?

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Boy, I sure wish I was Billy!

 

Poor Billy. Dude probably should've been getting Johnny Football's cast-asides and sloppy seconds for the past decade but he couldn't keep from going off the rails.

Posted
12 hours ago, Duval Street said:

NFL cheerleader?  There really are no limits to aggy delusions.

If one was there (doubtful) and she was videoing (highly doubtful), it was to show her fellow cheerleaders examples of what never to do and/or to share the lulz at those inbred, sheep-humping yokels.

Posted
13 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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Honestly, the most impressive part of this is how obviously voice to text this is. Someone should proof read their shit.

The last post by lucci proved his entire existence is a lie. He said he went to an nfl game with a girl.  Everyone knows this dude is a power bottom so that like everything else is a lie. 

Posted
5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The last post by lucci proved his entire existence is a lie. He said he went to an nfl game with a girl.  Everyone knows this dude is a power bottom so that like everything else is a lie. 

Billy Liucci is @NowThis?

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Posted
4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Looch has dropped "Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader" comments and pics for years. Pretty sure it's understood that homeboy was friend-zoned immediately and has been sniffing around that shit for well over a decade with the kind of success you'd expect of a gay BFF. 

She's probably a 50 yr old escort with addiction issues.   Rumor has it that he hires her to walk in on him while he masturbates and cries as he calls her "mommy"  But I just made those rumors up.  

Posted
4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Let me help you thirsty clowns:
 


Listen, we know it's jock sniffing or cleat chasing for athletes. I'm not sure what you'd call it for a closeted homo looking for tips on hair ties. Pom Pom Puffer? I feel like Cheer Bunny was already taken for something else. 

Holy shit that's cringey.  

Will Ferrell Loser GIF

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Specific answer: The world in which you lost to App State at home and cemented their reputation as college football's premier giant killers.

General answer:

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A few replies.

 

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Posted
16 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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Honestly, the most impressive part of this is how obviously voice to text this is. Someone should proof read their shit.

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No one has ever come to midnight yell and not said, "That was incredible."

Not one fucking person has ever said that to him about midnight yell.  Good Lord.

Posted
14 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Not one fucking person has ever said that to him about midnight yell.  Good Lord.

Yeah, it’s all the same people who were so thankful for his help when they couldn’t find the stadium 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Jebus said:

Yeah, it’s all the same people who were so thankful for his help when they couldn’t find the stadium 

It's difficult for the uninitiated to not think the stadium is a giant Kroger's. The confusion is understandable. 

Posted (edited)

I have a friend who went to UH, non-Texan, and asked me what the big deal/problem people have with a&m?  He said he visited a game once and came away impressed with the atmosphere and tradition.  I then proceeded to ask him if he had ever visited a Mormon church.  He said no.  I said I had on more than one occasion.  Even a temple in Salt Lake. And on those visits i too came away impressed with the facilities, the greetings and kindness shown, the unbelievable family atmosphere, and most of all the number of hot chicks everywhere. 

All that to say that after my visit i considered it all and was left with the conclusion that despite their fine exterior, at their core per Christendom, they are a heretical cult and do weird shit like wear magic underwear.  Therefore, no amount of ass is worth spending the rest of my life trying to explain my weird community (jizz jars etc) and my life's choices to the majority of people who will ALWAYS see a&m as a weird cult.  His reply, "got it."    

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