Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[HtownHorn 14446]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

@ Bama' - L

@ Scar - ?  leaning towards a W

Ole Miss - L

Florida - W (Florida is not very good)

@ Auburn - ugly W

UMass - lulz W

LSU - L

Any game in the SEC is going to be hard for aggy to win without the other team completely shitting the bed, just like Arkansas did. Sure South Carolina and Auburn could oblige ritz bitz, but going into those games hoping for seems like a recipe for losses.

[RomaVicta 29756]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Yep. Chavis was a god to those idiots when he was there. 

Sittin' up in a deer blind spittin' Copenhagen and taking dead solid aim at the next opponent. 

They used that metaphor more than once.

[NWAustinDude 2252]

16 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Checking in on Fisher and Sumlin after 53 games

[RomaVicta 29756]

 

As someone pointed out earlier, every Aggie on Texags thinks his next thought is so fresh, original, and insightful that it deserves its own thread. 

I guess this is original because it makes absolutely no sense. 

 

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I guess this is original because it makes absolutely no sense. 

 

I mean, that just makes it par for the course over there, no?

[williemackgarza 1826]

Ah yes, the chief, spittin dip in a deer blind.
The weirdest fucks in college football, hands down

[WBT 20397]

The Loochador is up

https://texags.com/s/47647/the-loochador-podcast-analyzing-ams-woes-moving-forward

[jofus 2265]

cliffs notes pls. kthxbai.

[Blackcat00 759]

Looch will stop all Longhorn tweets and eat his own. 

[Eggo 3974]

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

you mean "The Chief"?

 

(not to be confused with "The Marine")

I've also been told that one of the business school professors asks to be addressed as "General"

Not joking. 

https://mays.tamu.edu/directory/jvanalstyne/

Edited October 2, 2022 by Eggo

[WBT 20397]

47 minutes ago, jofus said:

cliffs notes pls. kthxbai.

1. Jimbo needs to hire a like-minded OC and delegate more.  Like Looch does in running texags!

2. Miss State is a respectable SECSECSEC team.  Since aggy jouned the SEC, their coaches have been Mullen and Leach.  Damn good coaches.  Well and Moorehead and we lost one to him too.

3. A&M has to be better.  In hiring Jimbo, they showed they should be on the level of Bama and Georgia and where LSU and Florida used to be.

Edited October 2, 2022 by WBT

[WBT 20397]

And they need a players only meeting!

[Beau Vine 53964]

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

[BurntOrangeCrush 1004]

39 minutes ago, jofus said:

cliffs notes pls. kthxbai.

Jimbo is a really great offensive mind with 2 skins on the wall, he knows what he's doing

Jimbo will maybe get help by getting an OC, but should still call plays, and will get an open checkbook to get the best

Jimbo really really cares about his kids, even after they graduate

Would aggy might have won if they had called the blatant offsides on that blocked FG? probably not, but maybe

Miss St has had great coaches since aggy joined - winning on the road in SEC is hard - remember all of this when these schools have to come to Kyle Field

O-line needs to have another players only meeting, as they spiraled out of control and that bled down onto everyone

besides Bama, the rest of aggy opponents are average, so there is hope

Jimbo is blue collar on and off the field, which is why he is a great fit for aggy

aggy big wigs need to keep their mouth shut cuz Jimbo ain't going anywhere

did defense play bad? no, they almost had 3 picks and Antonio would have had a pick 6 if not for a great play by miss st - only played 3 man front because they are thin on personnel, lots of guys hurt - 

Thinks Max is not playing, nor Bryce Young - Milroe was set to commit to aggy, but they wanted Stowers

Saban wants to humiliate Jimbo - not expecting aggy to win, but you beat them last year and now you face a backup, so you never know - Haynes King now gets another crack at this job - 

[WBT 20397]

1 hour ago, jofus said:

cliffs notes pls. kthxbai.

This loss cost A&M Gameday for the 2nd time in a month!

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Jimbo is a really great offensive mind with 2 skins on the wall, he knows what he's doing

Jimbo will maybe get help by getting an OC, but should still call plays, and will get an open checkbook to get the best

Jimbo really really cares about his kids, even after they graduate

Would aggy might have won if they had called the blatant offsides on that blocked FG? probably not, but maybe

Miss St has had great coaches since aggy joined - winning on the road in SEC is hard - remember all of this when these schools have to come to Kyle Field

O-line needs to have another players only meeting, as they spiraled out of control and that bled down onto everyone

besides Bama, the rest of aggy opponents are average, so there is hope

Jimbo is blue collar on and off the field, which is why he is a great fit for aggy

aggy big wigs need to keep their mouth shut cuz Jimbo ain't going anywhere

did defense play bad? no, they almost had 3 picks and Antonio would have had a pick 6 if not for a great play by miss st - only played 3 man front because they are thin on personnel, lots of guys hurt - 

Thinks Max is not playing, nor Bryce Young - Milroe was set to commit to aggy, but they wanted Stowers

Saban wants to humiliate Jimbo - not expecting aggy to win, but you beat them last year and now you face a backup, so you never know - Haynes King now gets another crack at this job - 

That Milroe line is probably the biggest lie in a litany of lies. 

[HtownHorn 14446]

7 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Jimbo is a really great offensive mind with 2 skins on the wall, he knows what he's doing

Jimbo will maybe get help by getting an OC, but should still call plays, and will get an open checkbook to get the best

Jimbo really really cares about his kids, even after they graduate

Would aggy might have won if they had called the blatant offsides on that blocked FG? probably not, but maybe

Miss St has had great coaches since aggy joined - winning on the road in SEC is hard - remember all of this when these schools have to come to Kyle Field

O-line needs to have another players only meeting, as they spiraled out of control and that bled down onto everyone

besides Bama, the rest of aggy opponents are average, so there is hope

Jimbo is blue collar on and off the field, which is why he is a great fit for aggy

aggy big wigs need to keep their mouth shut cuz Jimbo ain't going anywhere

did defense play bad? no, they almost had 3 picks and Antonio would have had a pick 6 if not for a great play by miss st - only played 3 man front because they are thin on personnel, lots of guys hurt - 

Thinks Max is not playing, nor Bryce Young - Milroe was set to commit to aggy, but they wanted Stowers

Saban wants to humiliate Jimbo - not expecting aggy to win, but you beat them last year and now you face a backup, so you never know - Haynes King now gets another crack at this job - 

Holy fuck, there is no way he believes any of this bullshit.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

This loss cost A&M Gameday for the 2nd time in a month!

But now it's starting to affect other teams home games.

[Rimbo 25752]

9 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

You goofballs. They’re not going 4-8.  

not with that attitude

[RomaVicta 29756]

1 hour ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Jimbo is blue collar on and off the field, which is why he is a great fit for aggy

I guess farmers and mechanics still make up the bulk of the student body there. Oh, no, it's Houston suburban kids that aren't any different than any other university students except they opted for a cult that tells themselves endless lies about who they are starting with their ludicrous honor code.

Jimbo's a phony, too. Liucci saying that merely hiring this hack who was about to be douched out of FSU showed the world that A&M belongs with the Alabama's and Georgia's of the world is perfect Aggie delusion.

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

So their mercenary army at DL couldn’t field 4 players at once?

 

I guess that’s possible, when you consider that 10 months ago they couldn’t possibly field a team with only 65 players. 

Edited October 2, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Carl Spackler 3461]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy fuck, there is no way he believes any of this bullshit.

 

On one hand, he knows his audience, so he's going to shovel out BS like this because he knows they'll lap it up.  OTOH, he's an aggy as well, so the delusion is ingrained.  Tough call.

[LTtxfan 48928]

aggy struggled against run vs Miss St (a poor running team)

Also they are a "Cupcake Game" 😋

 

[RomaVicta 29756]

That can't be correct. It's my understanding that, as the moon, A&M controls the Tide.

[CurlyDumps 4439]

They really did basically hire late stage Mack. A stubborn, aging megalomaniac and underachiever on the downslope of his career.  I remember hoping that a new OC would fix everything. 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Any game in the SEC is going to be hard for aggy to win without the other team completely shitting the bed, just like Arkansas did. Sure South Carolina and Auburn could oblige ritz bitz, but going into those games hoping for seems like a recipe for losses.

Any road game is going to be hard for aggy. 

Jimbo has lost the last 3 true road games. 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

Jimbo is now 8-10 in true road games at aggy. 

If you want to know why they continue to try and play as many home games as possible there's your answer. He's an awful coach on the road. 

[Sejjr 3246]

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Jimbo is now 8-10 in true road games at aggy. 

If you want to know why they continue to try and play as many home games as possible there's your answer. He's an awful coach on the road. 

FIFY. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

9 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy fuck, there is no way he believes any of this bullshit.

If you question the looch, that's a ban

[AP101S 1480]

 

[jeevsie 3720]

[Pam Cummings 9553]

Everyone knows that the way to be the very best in any aspect of life is to never have any self reflection, and to shout down anyone with valid criticisms or ideas on self-improvement.

Edited October 3, 2022 by Pam Cummings

[Vertigo 20257]

17 hours ago, WBT said:

This loss cost A&M Gameday for the 2nd time in a month!

The greatest thing that could POSSIBLY happen right now is for gameday to show up and shine a national spotlight on the giant rotting turd that is aggy football right now and then get a subsequent nationally televised beatdown. 

[Vertigo 20257]

29 minutes ago, AP101S said:

 

The little perouette kicks are just the chef's kiss. And so many of them do it, it is just incredible that they don't see how stupid they look. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Fightin' Texas Aggy National Bass Fishing Champs?  Did I hear that correctly.  WTF, that Hall of Champions must have a Talking Billy Bass and a Zebco banner hanging on the wall by now.  

[Vertigo 20257]

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Fightin' Texas Aggy National Bass Fishing Champs?  Did I hear that correctly.  WTF, that Hall of Champions must have a Talking Billy Bass and a Zebco banner hanging on the wall by now.  

And a throne made of spent lures. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

17 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

The little perouette kicks are just the chef's kiss. And so many of them do it, it is just incredible that they don't see how stupid they look. 

It's "turdition" to do those kicks and pace back and forth.

[AP101S 1480]

They must've told Hicks he was the missing piece for the DL to bring them a national championship.

Edited October 3, 2022 by AP101S
typo

[NoName 16271]

12 minutes ago, AP101S said:

They must've told Hicks he was the missing piece for the DL to bring them a national championship.

"trust me, there will be plenty of opportunities to play after we process those 5* that were super overrated!"

[crash_davis 23078]

1 hour ago, AP101S said:

 

I cannot imagine my life being so fucking miserable that I would choose to spend any Friday night at this shit. 

[C-Man 26991]

2 hours ago, AP101S said:

 

At 1:21 ... "Fightin' texas aggy bassfishing national champs! (whoop) Fightin' texas aggy, anything we do, we do well. We win! (whoop)"

Edited October 3, 2022 by C-Man

[Jebus 1300]

Did anybody at that bassfishing national championship check the Aggie fish for lead weights?

[Duane Moore 5236]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

The little perouette kicks are just the chef's kiss. And so many of them do it, it is just incredible that they don't see how stupid they look. 

That’s the part that gets me. I can live with the corny jokes that have been recycled for 50 years. They’re stupid and predictable, and I heard a lot of them when my grandparents would have Hee-Haw on when I was a kid, but whatever. It’s all the choreography and call with physical responses and poses that is so cringey.  For a fan base that likes to see itself as a bulwark of traditional masculinity they sure don’t seem to realize how much they look like a Broadway dance troop out there. 

[Vertuzzi 1351]

2 hours ago, AP101S said:

 

Someone tell Vlad Putin to direct his mini nuke here. 

[Deej 76510]

4 hours ago, Jebus said:

Did anybody at that bassfishing national championship check the Aggie fish for lead weights?

Lead weights? aggy filled those bass with jizz.

[Deej 76510]

Caught them all on their favorite lure. 

 

[Kormit The Frug 134]

"Whats the difference between a good Jimbo Fischer offensive scheme  and Bigfoot *overly labored breath* ITS BEEN SIGHTED"- a deeply closeted yell leader

[Deej 76510]

Something tells me they have to remind Kipp to not deepthroat the microphone. 

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

9 hours ago, AP101S said:

 

Why do they keep talking shit on other towns? With the demise of GattiTown, the best restauarant in College Station is also Applebee's. 

[Deej 76510]

For the best restaurant in College Station, you have to drive to the McDonald's in Caldwell. 

[WBT 20397]

Do you even Freebirds Super Monster bro?